Well, about 3 months ago I told you faggots I was in line to get about 70 million dollars from the Pepsi merchandiser who sodomized me with a Coca-Cola ™ 2L bottle. After a series of lawyer shit.. It's settled. I am one of the wealthiest posters on Yea Forums. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right? Get quads and receive $20,000.
Pic Related, it was my xray
God pleaze
woah.
Lol you gay
Well, it's worth a shot right? It would help me fully pay for college. paypal.me
fake or not here i go
Oh boy this thread again
Maybe, Maybe, Maybe
Whether or not I get quads how the fuck did someone fit a whole 2L bottle in you
Maybe it's my lucky day today.
Eh let’s roll
Honestly, i'm more interested in that story.
Wanna tell?
Rolling please
Pic related
roll
Aren't 2 liter bottles like really fucking big? How the hell did that fucking happen?
Please daddy
Quads cuny
Please give $20,000 daddy
Rollin
You're gonna be rich user!
Fake and gay
Winner
Dang, op here
Post your credit card details,I’ll fill it up
Ye ye m9 of course...
OP you owe this man 20k
I dont want any money but I need proof of this fund transfer
Banco Santander España
4293 2525 4397 8944
Jose Ricardo Soplagaitas
VISA internacional
guess i can still get quads
or not
hippity hoppity women are proprety
Worth
A
keep it
Pepsi merchandizer...Coke bottle. I hope you die in a train explosion
Shot
If I believed he would give me the 20k I would post my PayPal
>he did it..
Anyone fancy spending his money?
Rolll
this happened in 2007 in Pakistan to a 60 year old man. it was a glass bottle not a 2L (as you can see from the photograph) and the man didn't receive any money. metro.co.uk
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I don't need the money but this guy does: streamlabs.com
[email protected]
quads so i can escape this life.
>Soplagaitas
My sides are gone
are you giving it to multiple people who get quads? 70 mil is a lot... well, may the gods bless me
Fuck it. what do I have to lose anyway
Quads
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I bet you liked it
Roll
Rollin'
Rollin'
I don't even need $20k just $50 is enough
Rooooling
Fuck it
Give me $1000 anyways you rich motherfucker
Won’t hit quads but will roll
ROLLIN CUZ I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE
WOOOOOOO
>Soplagaitas
roll
bruh roll
rolllllllin
>sodomized with a 2L coca cola bottle
>Win
Fuck it
Quads get
Why not
Quads
Pls
Alright I really need this money
Servus, a salesman in a toy store, one day I noticed something very strange, a boy around 16 was looking at duplo legos, although they are known to be small children. Then I noticed that he built a 20cc cock from duplo lego and poured it dry on his ass. I pulled her shit out of her ass and asked what it was. He said the smoother lego is tougher but the duplo is stiffer. I was distracted from the store, but at the same time I integrated the muffin into the muzzle. I got a couple of infections but I'm the worst pregnant person, because somebody pushed the boy's mouth, drunk into his ass and so the boy came to us at the toy store. I visited a gynecologist and he found that one of his colleagues could be the father of the child, Dr. Richhard, a great penis technician, a recognized makkspecialist. I heard this gentleman in this forum, I would like you to have a baby bird
Richfi Nagyfi is an expert in angling
Nagyfi Richárd análtágítási szakspecialista
GIMME' MY MONEY!
Hi!
I work as a dentist in Budapest and something really strange happened to me this week. I was browsing the interenet after the working hours when an upstanding young man walked into my office without even checking in and told me that his anus hurts badly and that he needs treatment immediatly. I told him this is a dental clinic and he came to the wrong place, but by that time he narcotized himself with the nitro that I like to inhale after working hours. I quickly ran out of the office to get help but first I too inhaled a healthy dose of gas, then I put a half cucumber into my anus that I was keeping specifically for this purpose, in order to avoid the bout of diarrhea caused by the loosening of my sphincter, an effect of the gas. When I returned to my office the young gentleman was pleasuring himself anally with my drill while he smeared pure Lidocain under his foreskin. When he noticed that he has got company he ran away with my drill in his hand, but on his way he dropped a business card that said: “Dr. Nagyfi Richárd Special Rapporteur on Anal Dentistry”.
Have anything like this ever happened to you?
rolling
>Banco Santander España
>4293 2525 4397 8944
>Jose Ricardo Soplagaitas
>VISA internacional
can i get the 3 digit number on the back?
I need the last 3 digits (CCV) from the back of the card too