Rekt gore thread

Evie Amati took an axe
And gave a guy a great big whack.
And when she saw the bloody gore,
Gave goldilocks a couple more.

this is the most evil thing i ever saw

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You made it sound like the guy rejected it on the spot so it went on a murder spree

>Why does he just carry an axe around?

Why does the tranny believe he is a woman?

>Extreme mental instability

That was a different guy saying shit. I just googled it. Took less time to google than you asking the q. And yea, that guy failed to explain it in detail

They shouldn't have been standing there

Not the guy you asked the q to, but its just basic instinct, going off what you see.

For sure the one in black, she(?) just curled up her head and waited for an axe swing

Would sound better with Lizzy Borden

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Have you ever being hit in the head user?

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damn that chick went HAM

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>chick

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Im talking about b4 she got hit, if its an axe gtfo or freeze, being in that situation is scary but its her survival on the line, she needed to get out

>Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Correct! That confusion is exactly what happens to you briefly after you get hit in the head.

Oh ok I got it

They all lived to tell the tale of the tranny fucking em raw with an axe...

Protection against white CIS men

This black guy who cannot stop laughing

>waifu
I have some bad news user

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Thankfully! That murderous maggots efforts were as futile as it's attempts to resemble a woman

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>being in that situation is scary but its her survival on the line,

It's a called fight of flight instinct and this is reaction is very common reaction in people

Imagine if he hadn't being taking his HRT and didn't swing like a bitch?

How could you not see that coming. For god sake it has an axe in its hands.

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Right, the human nervous system tends to do either of those two things, BUT their is the 3rd option that some people react with, freezing. Per usual looking at these types of videos highlights all 3 and demonstrates the human capacity for survival, or death.

Woah this thread is getting a little too hardcore for me...

That cunt should've gotten life in prison, quote follows:
Amati pleaded not guilty on mental health grounds and said she was not sound of mind due to a toxic mix of hormone medication, cannabis, amphetamines and alcohol.

please, leave Yea Forums forever, youre too sick

Brainless but based

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>these types of videos highlights all 3 and demonstrates the human capacity for survival, or death.

It gets worse with large crowds of people too. Studies have shown large groups of people under threat do the same. The group always expects someone else to react first and they just collectively freeze. Makes you wonder how we as a species ever survived for so long.

Axes kill people

what did he expect would happen?

>Amati pleaded not guilty on mental health grounds and said she was not sound of mind due to a toxic mix of hormone medication, cannabis, amphetamines and alcohol.

If I was to go do a big thing of Tren, some speed, get a bit stoned and go on an axe rampage, the armed response would show up and have shot me dead. If I had survived that, gone to court and I tried explaining it away with 'I had a case of the Mondays' they would have dragged me outside and shot me again.

What a time to be alive user.

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>group always expects someone to react first

Interesting, it seems we have a tendency to conglomerate around a singular leader in crises like that, and how a group behaves differently than a single individual. I can only think of the way that prokaryotic bacteria are different from eukaryotic cells, giving up responsibility in return losing a bit of our freedom

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Where r le m0dz

>Someone walks into a store with an axe
>People fucking stay
What is wrong with liberals?
Your spidey sense should be going off when some niggers have a fucking axe.

My fucking daughter who looks to be around this age does the same shit to me and my wife's computers. She likes the button having a colorful ring around them. God damn.

Ayee, wholeheartedly agree :l

>when they keep using the wrong pronouns

Why is there so much wholesome shit itt?

God damn I need the story in this.

Is it bad if I want that faf chick to push me down on the bed like that and take advantage of me?

holy fuck i can't stop laughing

Black tape

I can't stop looking at this

It's a dude
It's a dude
It's a tranny

This is the most pathetic rekt/gore thread ever on Yea Forums.

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i think that bird in in pain

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This cant be real

Its not. Fake plates

Do you know if it went to make or female prison? Just curious.

Cue The Price is Right theme song

If the axe was taken away, would he die?

you guys got real tame latley

Trans wars, revenge of the cis

Weak fucking thread. Have some real gore

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Poor horsey :(

Can you link the of vid pls?

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Story?

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so many faggots that just comment instead of contributing
just gonna drop a dump in this thread and leave
enjoy

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Rekt?

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No shit it's fake, asshole, who the fuck do you think is hurling 45lb plates like captain America in there? You think that iron is gonna smash into some bitches head and not blow her skull apart?

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I too have this fetish user

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I never enter in a McDonalds because I am ashamed for not being fat.
Are those the typical kind of customers it is possible to find in a fast food restaurant? n

had a poached egg do that in my microwave once. sounded like my microwave exploded. scared the shit out of me.

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What a strange looking dog

Hah, this LARPing piece of shit clearly has every little detail of her costume planned out right down the the little tears in the fishnet stockings on her arms, yet had given zero thought to the actual viability of going and trying to fight people who are there for their convictions.

He needs to work on his offense but defense is on point

Shouldn't have drank that gallon of chocolate milk before shift started

That's why you always wear your seatbelts when driving a forklift and never try to escape when it tips. The frame is meant to protect you

Top kek

Don't fuck with Mickie knuckles

eternal bleeding... hahaha

"omg i can't believe he shot himself, all i did was give him a rough life to make him stronger what did i do wronggg reeeee"

The world has so few heroes today

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He lived and is on medication.

he should have pierced the rider :(

Perfect loop of the fat bitch apocalypse

Wow. And Im the one in trouble here. Just wow.

Slut

Must be from Portland....

Is he okay?

Do you give her baths?

What a badass still puffing.

This thread started off like shit, but ended up pretty good

Why...

Holy fuck he must be so drunk hahahaha

I don't think he even knows that a fight broke out.

spose ta ride the bull, not the other way around dummy

Just read this exchange waiting for the naysayer to come in and act like humans aren't animals and call you both dumb fags and ree about being wrong.
How did this go so smoothly?

>the splatter

did he die?

I have been cooking eggs for 37 years. Not once have I experienced this. Just high heat and oil?

I don't think they were ripe.

Of all the shit I've been desensitized of from my years on this god forsaken site, I still can't bring myself to rewatch this one. His hesitation before the commitment just turns my stomach inside out.

Bushido brown!

fake and gay

Fucking hearty kek

The fuck is this?

Not once does he drop his cig. Can you post a YouTube link so that I can show my antifa friends.

We haven't forgotten, yet...

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This is some real evil shit.
Notice how the bull just stood still after it was done gutting Mr. Ed?
It was admiring it's work.

Did anybody else notice the honkers with the "shame" sign?

Clearly this doesn't happen until the 38th year at least

Except it isn't you tard.

Those were monkey eggs. You aren't supposed to cook them with traditional methods. You need to boil them.

You fucking sick bastard.

Lol

I heard it is still in orbit

You know you can disable hardware shutdown.

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He should have savored his water ice.
None of that was necessary.

Yeah :/
I hope the horse recovered or something

What the fuck happened here?

A waifu is an Asian, have a smaller stature, and have a conservative culture background. She is not a waifu as nobody would marry her - except for retards who just needs a fucktoy

Abusive parents handing their kid a way out and having like they didn't cause it when he takes it

deliveroo for pedos?

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I wonder what he was saying after he pulled out his gun.

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Are we allowed to post babies or is that wrong?

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This chick went HAM

Does anyone have the original sauce for this?

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>Nerve gas.

Don't forget to buckle up, nigga.

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Turbulence, I presume

Some new form of nerve gas maybe?

>*Knuckles

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>Anonymous 06/19/19(Wed)14:23:41 No.802672
oh my god, look at all that oil, it's swimming in it, gross

That would rule to find that.

Extreme turbulence during landing. It happened some time last week, actually

yeah except he didnt die retard

At least he got a little action when the dog licked his pepe.

bloody nerve gas

Holy fuck

KEK

I hate southerners

lel

FAKE

with pic

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fuccck i remember this thread i dipped out bc i didnt thnk he was gonna deliver damn

You are a genius. Give yourself a special badge.

Justice was served

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more evil is not ending its suffering. these people should be sentenced to just as agonizing death.

What the fuck is happening to her?

bongomag

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Oh I think the badge is for you friend.

I guess blue jeans weren't allowed either.

>Why does he just carry an axe around?
Because he is Manny Tranny, the axe murdering gaylord.

Agree

Didn't they shove something up his ass?

better with sound
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A broken wooden stick

Yeah I need context when I see someone anally violated in the street.

Seems like it's compensating for its own lack of an axe wound.

I mean like why were they doing that to him??

>is2.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1559385573231.webm

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mega pedo?

Were searching for the same answers my bro... he probably had to return some video tapes.

I laughed so fucking hard at this reply

>not a mental illness

up up up

LOL I wanna know what actually happened after this.

>Police: Teen sodomized with broom handle at Phoenix House

Or

>Authorities: Teenager sodomized with broomstick

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Not mister Frodo!

These people literally shit in the middle of the road. I'm not at all surprised by this.

>bitch uses anal sodomy
>it's super effective

log'd

>Story?
Brazil.

Teamwork!

Lmao

Back it down a little bit there pork chop. I know you wouldn't come off like that if you were standing in front of that person you replied to, let alone come out from your mothers basement.

It ate the HAM

This.
/thread

Just don't move on to the neighborhood cats okay champ?

eligible for parole in 2021

Ha stupid thought

It is

what'd she do?

>southerners
Show some compassion, user; they're called raccoons.

>why didn't someone just stop it

Horses aren't easy to just up and stop and it's not like they could shoot a gun in the crowded arena. Think m8

goddamn you

and just like that his cherry gone

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>hurr you sure talk big for internet

So, mister pot, I see you've met the kettle.

Imagine the smell

Is he dead?

Nothing; it was considered roadkill.

this is south africa republic, isn't it.. can you imagine white people doing it in the civilization?

0 - flexible in a Dubai second

It was a jew egg. They explode if you paid too much.

standard muslim procedure

The cop's smart. He's been around enough of this shit to know he doesn't want to watch it.

Bitch gives a full swing with an axe, fixed with a band-aid

nuffin

Zombie horse? But seriously I feel sad for the horsebro

Holy shit! I've not played GTA since San Andreas. I didn't know the graphics had improved this much!

that aint no mickey knuckles

10cm wound with multiple facial fractures on the man.

Did he died?

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Logic the left can't grasp

around traps never relAX

Yo you got more of this shit it seems good

I speared one that was charging me after attacking my cat. They're little savages.

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... And then some.

The machines are taking over!

Should have lied on the floor

He did

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Imagine shoving your cock balls deep into that ass when it spasms like that. Holy fuck.

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Should've' Dodged.

ban drugs

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Edgy 15 year old detected. Don't worry champ, school will be back in session before you know it, and the other kids will be forced to interact with you again.

zozzle

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Arm! Bottom right!!!

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Sacrificed herself for her daughter

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Delet

She justed wanted to axe him a question

mr bones tower of terror

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Slingshot!

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Anyone have the "still goes to steal the bike" video of the black guy getting laid out?

Kek

no way this is real lol

I did a quick Google image search on this and it came back with this pic and Venice open mic night. Must be true because it's Google.

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H

You are one sick Individuum.
But talented

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everyone got on the floor to do the dinosaur

Agreed

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Yea but the orbit is decaying.

What the fuck is wrong with you user?! You need help. That's animal cruelty

Anyone have the "still goes to steal the bike" video of the black guy getting laid out?

is that pole coursing with nerve gas?

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You sly fox

>Newfag detected
Agree with you on the animal cruelty shit, nonetheless this is a Yea Forumsrekt thread
If u can't stomach it, back to R8ddit

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>linkin park

If it we're me I would be singing you spin me right round

Fucking trash subNIGGERS human

Making their kids retarded so they can get extra government money.

Missed out I guess?

you like lincoln park? this should happen to you

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lol look at his hands

Keked

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real edgy man good one

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Nobody has that stupid video of the black guy getting laid out and he still goes to steal the bike? I need that video

My stomach is in knots right now. I think I might have a virus or food poisoning. That webm ironically makes me feel much better.

its neither edgy nor is it good

Tough life man

That was an actual thread?
Sauce?

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you're actually retarded

fucking shit imagine that

>crawling organs in
>these wounds will not heal

Whatever he did it work.

WTF

you're actually NOT kek

please dont. but if you do film it please