Introcducing

Introcducing

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classic

so what are you gonna introduce bucko??? ye i figured just another load of nothing

Introducing the latest in TARDBABBLE. Multifaceted bespoke high-precision TARDBABBLE customized to your every need, TARDBABBLE is the future TARDBABBLE is all possible futures. Stay frosty.

for me to have an impact on your decisions you would have to have a moral backbone

which is to say a series of deliberations which control your decisions, for whichever end, be they good or evil, define your satisfaction. you don't have one of these and just win arguments. a person with no moral code is a lawyer

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

figure it out

OK I'll get back to you when I give a shit what some anonymous poster thinks about my equally anonymous ass protip don't hold you're breath bucko OK peace out stay frosty out there always keep on keeping on dont let the bastards get you down fight the power fight for your right to party smell the coffee insert next disc please wait loading.....

me me me i said bucko not you!! pretend to be ABOVE the postings in monkering but really you just want to be part of it.

Oh man you're so basic bitch right now, you're so mcdonalds dollar menu, you're so french vanilla ice cream, you're like a baguette compared to me, you're like a crusty baguette avec le jambon et fromage, you're like a grated carrot, you're like a egg, just a egg, you're so egg

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

you're so egg you prbably think this song is about you

you're so egggg

you prolly think a think adibouchu

EGG EGG EGG

EGGY EGYYEGYYDY EGG EGG
EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGGE

shit i've lost it

everyones hijacking MY MY MY mannerisms & I wouldn't have it any other way!

^fake and bunked

fucking crihihhihihiiiiinge this H8R IS CRINGE BROS WHATRR WE GNA DO ABOUT THIS GUY LOLOL PLS BE THAT WAY ELSEWHERE BRO JUST NOT HERE LOLOL

Stay frosty is a reference to the movies Aliens

perform cunnilingus

checked

>Oh man you're so basic bitch right now, you're so mcdonalds dollar menu, you're so french vanilla ice cream, you're like a baguette compared to me, you're like a crusty baguette avec le jambon et fromage, you're like a grated carrot, you're like a egg, just a egg, you're so egg

YOOU ARE LIKE A BAGUETTE COMPARED TO ME

EEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGguh

stop gooberin around u doofus

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahhhaahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahbgahbnahahahahyahahyayhu

which monkey is your favorite

dunston

"erm issa refrence :]]]] refrence hehe"
u just upped the lamefactor my dude
not by much tho
copyerrrrrr
copyed me cause his shtick needed a leg up
AH*(H*A H(*H(*A%@ *H(AH@*(% H*(A@% H*(@%( (*H@% H*(%H*( *(H%@ H*(%@*(H@%H H*(@% H*(@% H*(A@%H*
fucking LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i like the green one. they should make a red, blue and green one so they would be like bulbasaur charmander and squirtle

the pokémon monkey

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So sorry about being lame, please forgive me

that's not how it works.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! FEIVEL GOES WEST!!!!

original shirt found

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uhm NO bro . NO it's the OTHER one bro u can FIND OUT with TWO CLIX bro...
two clAAOAOAOAOAUCHes mrAOAOAOAughe

MONKEY RACING 3D ADVANCED GRAPHICS SNEAK'EM PEEK'EM??

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Prove it

mt chubski

Look how short those sleeves are though
I am titillated by Emily's bare upper arm.

seriously, its important to have sex

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AAAAAAAARGGGHHHH SHES GONNA SIIIIDDDDDDDDD

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makin themselves KNOWN out fronna that sad sacka shit pile-a scrap metal WOW woman!
google seAoAoAoaughrche its the YODA one OKAY????? gosh

>that sad sacka shit pile-a scrap metal WOW woman
who?
>its the YODA one
oh i see now, there are numerous shirts

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sex is not that important

I just want to put Emma in my shirt pocket and carry her around with me

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i wish for White leg emly. pale as FUCK emly leg WOW just look at the way it POPS. lookit that leg just totally make itself KNOWN out fronna that sad sacka shit shrub. my GOD woman. delicate balance lady DANG. fucken balanced bitch. tackle that slut & just totally have my way with that pale as FUCK leg of hers. BOTH of em. FUCK

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nowadays? i bet windsor wishes he was the emly..........'nt that rite...... going for a nap and snuggling up thinking of being the emly getting RAILED dont u. winsor wisshy wassa emly defly

windsor pls givva upfront update since moqer man is still officially m.i.a. altho advisories have been issued for him (& u) [pls]

windsor if thats u bro......just liike.......... please bro
fucking please

OUT FRONNA, "OUT IN FRONT OF", OUT FRONNA gosh,

poot

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don't hit me, i'll hit me, i'm crazy

shit you are crazy man

ill do it anyways no need to thank me ill thank me

I. STAND. WITH. JUDITH. ANNE. WRAPPE.

That's very obscure

what are they speaking at us?

Heavenly rhetoric, the kind that angels regurgitate

monkey man it would appear to me that this might be you. reply "YES" to confirm

[ERROR]

rhombus optimum

m 0 n k 3 y m 4 n r 3 s p 0 n d p l 3 4 5 3 !

LINEAR PROGRAMMING FINDING THE OPTIMUM RHOMBOIDZ

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RHOMBUS GANG

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Caramel Velocipede

Good dubs here. I shall therefore check them.


I'll use a checking image this time.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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A beautiful rhombus of the streets

welcome back, guys, to another sandwich review

I feel let down

The review was for the Baconator.

the jerk store called and they're running out of you

monkey man seriously is this you or fucking not fucking answer

the incest monkey

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I AM NOT THE MONKEYJMAN

the monkey was paul

dubs confirms

the mank has a rotund rump

BOMBSTRAP BOMBSTRAP BOMBSTRAP

I am the mongle man the mongle man the mongle man

INVERTOIDS

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Goo-goo gajoob

internal error

uh oh

jungle... ~clap, clap~ amazin'.

just one little monkey?

if only monek mane where here to see this......

one small shy monkey against an infinitely large cruel wide world

i wonder what he'd say

*last page turn* damn........................................... damn..................... and again damn......................................................................................................................

MONKGOERS BEWARE
YOU'RE IN FOR A, SCAAAAARE

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I roll the nickels, the game is mine, I deal the cards

I also sell the tickets

gwAAA. A A AHAHHAA. AHAHAHAHA AHAHHA HAHAH HA
fucking LOOOOOOOOOOL

Quiet morning for Soda the Introduction Monkey...

Better monky

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s4s has been so bad these last days that i need to take a break to not get depressed.
bye

was it the toilet water thing
sorry i just thought it was hilarious
i'll probably keep doing it also