Any ideas what the hell is this?

a dead monkey

>Call FBI
>Reopen cold case file
>Case file is 13 years old
>Extract DNA from perfectly preserved mummy
>Find culprit
>Admits to murdering his gf and would be baby
>Culprit gets the chair
>Cold Case is narrated by Bill Curtis
>mfw

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/x/ nerds can answer u

clearly a monkey

A faggot.

trips and op puts dick in it

What even....

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its an aborted dried up fetus.
the hair is something all of us have in the womb but then we eat it and it becomes our first shit.

Thats the monkey half of a fiji mermaid.

Maybe it would help if you told us the country or state you live in

fair enough

Tbilisi, Georgia

It's an alien nigger

Liberal ideas

Then it couldn't be a monkey

put it in your anus

timestamp now

The trips have spoken op

checked, and agreed

It could be a fetus like an user suggested, could you put a quarter or a ruler next to it for size

A wax figurine. I know is full of schizos and stalker fags. What you have is fake

It could be a fetus like an user suggested, could you put your dick next to it for size

nanci peelosi-galore

i would be happy to deliver but as i said it was found by my friend and he posted in on fb, so no timestamp for now

It's probably biggest than your dick. Don't test it.

it is size of a fist (approximately)

>facebook
Fuck off of you dumb retard

>mfw this thread shows up on a bunch of youtube channels within six months

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You know we don't have a microscope

Its Hopper's body after the bird eats him in Bug's Life.

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CAP ME IN THE FUTURE YOUTUBE VIDEO

hey nexpo

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hey reignbot, scare theatre, Muta

Back with another meme to get you mutahard

If any type of youtuber or fucking redditor is here...

better off than on as some might say

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it looks like otzi the iceman
or a pompeiian body cast

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Chills here.
What the fuck is this fucking thing.Could it be a murder victim? An intergalactic alien? Or maybe it is a dead demon. All I know is I sure wouldn't want to find something like this in my backyard.

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Looks like a shaved, rotten pug

El Baby

Oh classic Yea Forums its so good to see you.

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ah yessss. you have found a modern fossil. Very rare indeed given the short timed nature in which the fossil was formed. Here is a picture of the original.

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Too much reddit in this thread

I read this in the voice

But some cleaver 4chaners figured out that the OP was from fag land and soon discovered that he was a faggot for not having the original pictures

His body wasn’t ready...

if OP is from fag land does that mean this fossil is the original faggot?

My God he found the missing link between protazoic faggots and him

A picture of something

>Moralfag

Ok, maybe he should look after any other dead bodies in his backyard and start a freaky shit museum.

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Lol son you done gone found cletus's lost monkey, mr nigger

Look up Homuculus

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It's an alien fetus , he is my son his name is feumeos , humans have killed him in September of this year I am going to avenge his death be carful humans

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Nigglet