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I feel you bro.

I booked a "massage" a few months and lost my virginity to a Japanese woman who could barely speak english.

Was good fun but i was so nervous i couldnt cum depsite it being hot as fuck which was pretty embarrassing ngl

Dw tho man, first time us bound to be nervewracking

Glad you've seen the light. The less porn a man sees the more power he has in the bedroom.

I tried to lose my virginity at 22 with an escort...a very hot one, I might add. I couldn't get it up either. Partly anxiety, part the fact that I drained my sexual energy through constant porn and masturbation.

A lot of guys have situational ED because they've conditioned their brain that sex is something you do with your fist and a computer monitor. Some web searching would probably get you some info on this issue.

i wasnt even nervous near the end, idk what the issue was. she literally asked me "what can i do to make you cum" and i was like uhhhhhhhhhhh

this shits gonna haunt me lol so fucking cringeworthy

I wasn't, you're a faggot

How much?

i definitely have deathgrip n all that shit. im literally not even gonna touch my dick sexually for a bit. if i couldnt even get it up for this chick then ive fucked my brain up pretty bad

lol

Bullshit. I've fapped every day for 10 years and had more pussy than anyone I know. I'm a legend.

There is nothing dangerous or damaging about masturbation.

Gas station dick pill or viagra. For viagra they do online legal prescription in many states. I fuck like a beast on the gas station dick pills tho, the one i use is called premierzen make sure it’s that spelling.

Also quit smoking, and floss at least once a day brush twice. Schedule a dentist appointment for a deep cleaning. This will help circulation issues. Also no fried food or soda. Do cardio as well. Lift for the T boost.

There was a time I did none of that, and I’d have my girlfriend bent over for 10 minutes while I furiously fapped behind her in order to get hard to fuck her. Embarrassing.

I Corrected those issues and I get hard within seconds and I’m always ready for sex at the drop of a hat. I’ll fuck 3x a hour when I’m horny.

truth in fact, it's use it or lose it imo

yeah well if you use it 3x a day while only watching porn and using toys then you lose to ability to use it with an actual girl

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You don't know anyone and fucking your sister a thousand times doesn't count white boy. I didn't say anything about masturbation. Learn to read retard!

Well, to clarify, I fapped to porn most of those times.

I haven't done my sister, but my aunt a few times and my mother once. And all the girls at the local high school, plus any homeless chick I want.

Trust me OP, porn is like exercising at the gym.

You will be way better after a week of nofap, a full 30 days should restore all function and sensitivity.

Also, DONT EVER 69 A SEX WORKER, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY WOULD YOU PUT HER PUSSY NEAR YOUR MOUTH??

Dont wait months, just go back after a week of not touching yourself

>You will be way better after a week of nofap, a full 30 days should restore all function and sensitivity.

This is bullshit.

>Also, DONT EVER 69 A SEX WORKER, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY WOULD YOU PUT HER PUSSY NEAR YOUR MOUTH??

This is not. This is good advice.

double trips nice

these girls get tested every 3 months. i didn't exchange any fluids with her, it's fine

>69 with me
Cool story bro. Complete bullshit but still cool.

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>no sex or BJ allowed
>69 with me
wut

whats so hard to understand about that kek

her ass was in my face and i was fingering her while she was jerking me off/tittyfucking me

Sometimes you gotta hit rock bottom to get that wakeup call bro
Best of luck fighting your porn-induced erectiledysfunction, a fate which may await us all. I've honestly been struggling to quit porn myself but I can't say that I'm there yet because I keep relapsing.

Lemme know how your hair looks after 35 bro Haha good luck baldy

>3 months
>fucks randoms on the daily
Hmm

Stop user. You're making yourself look stupid. Nobody is going to 69 at a massage.

Masturbating is more like exercising. Are you fucking stupid man?

sure man whatever you say

i didn't pay $200 for a regular massage lmao

What part is bullshit? Does it take you longer than that to reverse deathgrip?

Baldness is inherited from your mother's fahter, so I'll be just fine.

Who watched porn without masturbating? Are you fucking stupid man?

Porn is like the gym equipment.

This is actually a pretty common position at the "rub 'n tugs"

very common lol. this wasnt some shitty asian massage parlor its a private club with girls who are actually attractive

>very common lol
>24 yo virgin
>first time in a massage parlor
>suddenly a fuckin expert
c'mon now

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yeah it's real hard to lookup reviews of MAs and see what is allowed

c'mon now

I'm in the same boat. I'm 24, still a virgin, and have been watching porn and fapping twice a day every single day since I was 12.
I'm suffering from serious erectile dysfunction and I have decided to stop watching porn and fapping all together. It's been 4 days now, and I have a date this weekend. I'm hoping my dick works again by the time Saturday rolls around. I'm going to start by eating her out to buy myself some time to get it up. Wish me luck. If it doesn't work, at least she got eaten out so she won't be totally upset.

Wow, look at this retard.

good luck bro. have a drink or two beforehand to calm the nerves

If you eat her out and you still can't get hard, and she wants more, tell her that you're nervous. Explain to her that you're very attracted to her, you're not gay, and you're just nervous. She'll understand. If she doesn't know about your anxiety, she'll think you're not into her and she might be offended. Honesty is important.

bump

How am I supposed to tell her that?

>I'm sorry. It's not that I don't like you or I'm not attracted to you or anything. I'm very attracted to you. I'm just really nervous right now.
Then offer to eat her out again.

I'm afraid my anxiety will keep me from ever losing my virginity.

How the fuck do you fags function? I regularly watch and collect porn, beat at least once a day, and my dick still goes iron man when it's time to do the dirty. You ask me I think it's just anxiety issues, get over it and fuck.

Anxiety fucking sucks, mate. Be glad you don't have it.

>Be 21
>Virgin
>Medical dick problems

I swear when I recover in 1-3 years I'll be fucking anime titty whores left and right.

>get over it
That's the thing about anxiety. We KNOW it's stupid, and we KNOW we have nothing to worry about, but it doesn't stop our brains from panicking anyways. It's a curse.

This happens only the first time.. go at it again with a shot of liquid courage in ya.. or maybe you are just into the cock, fagget?

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Should I drink a beer before sex?

No. Alcohol will cause you to take longer to finish, look up “whiskey dick”. Most guys dont finish on their first time since they get nervous. This will probably make it worse.

If you are the type of guy who DOES cum too quickly (im talking about with a real girl) then yes, consider having a drink beforehand

Alternatively, i had a friend who beat off every day for ten years, and has trouble getting hard with chicks, and although he has had more pussy than anyone else i know, he can't get off at all anymore, even with viagra he cant cum, he just fucks infinitely. And if you've ever had sex, you'd understand how gay that is.

>porn is like gym equipment

Imagine being this retarded.