you ylyl yuo luse
You ylyl yuo luse
Why is this in ylyl? It's just the blatant truth.
>no
I lost to it awhile back.
Why would you have to sneak into your girlfriends room?
because the ghey
Well obviously if she's still living with her brother she's still living with her parents, who usually don't tend to like their kids sneaking around and getting fucked. I suppose an alabama sister fucker like yourself would find that concept hard to grasp, since your parents were trying so hard to make you and your siblings fuck so they could get some more cheap Farmhands.
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
Literally no one is jealous of your shitty third-world country.
Because her parents think a 9 yo shouldn’t see a 34 yo me.
You got to go back
Aww, muffin. It's ok, your country is good too!
Just for op
Is he ok?
did he croaketh?
S E E T H I N G
nope
nerve gas
I don't get it. The mirror can't be a faggot. It doesnt even have a penis or vaginna
fuckin nerve gas
Click this link and the thread will be over for you. (It might be piss-your-pants funny)
m.imgur.com
That is a huge faggot
I hope they're getting paid well
This is the problem, girls don’t like nice guys anymore because of all the grandpas they already have. I’m gonna become a grandpa then I’ll finally have a girlfriend
She likes it :P
Grabbin by the pussy
I dont even like cameros lol
You are such a literal doiche. You guys act like I look at every person in the worlds profile and memorize every detail before leaving a comment or fuck, even just posting on my own pages. If anyone is inciting violence its you with all your saved gore jerk off fodder and obvious lies to start a fuckin all out war. You are the psychopath man. Anyone hurting right now from this is because you are riling them up
Go back to /x/ schizo
This one is great.
this actually filled me with a very profound sadness. I'm not sure who for though, the man who's obviously dead inside, or the women who are obviously dead inside.
Lost
Z
I dont get it
Don't worry dude, they're just jealous.
All of them: gay
...Joe....Joe are...are you okay?
I'm listening to dance music and this shit is poppin'
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
When will Yea Forums hurt this man?
I only vaguely remember the story on this, wasn't she like a dumb bitch or something?
Part of me want to think this whole "gorls fuck their dogs" thing is largely a meme but i have worked with a chick who i would put money on having taken her dog's knot. Her insta isnt as bad now that she has an actual bf but for a long time it was constant super slutty uploads (lingerie, no bra, sheer top type stuff) and pretty often she would have her dog with her in these shoots. (Most of which are self shot) also every snap and story she has on social media has something to do with her dog, often in bed with her.
Best one in this thread
tranny
I’m sure he’s fine though
Every goddamn time
The women are fine. They have boyfriends and a happy life. They have to sit near a fat guy while he eats, and they'll be laugh about that story for years to come
this
HES FUCKING JEWISH
Keep up, or get left behind.
Religion
Solid
Guffawed
show don't tell
War...War Never Changes...
fuck that was good
just acquire job, fgt
War has changed....
Super low murder rate by trannys, which is what make this unusual. Typically they only kill themselves.
Holy fucking shit I thought this was gay as fuck at first but then I lost hard enough for the whole week
user taking pictures of old creep taking pictures of teenagers
I want to believe.
Fuck off to jewtube
I would have punched that blonde in the face, drag her off to my car, bludgeon her head in screw the corpse until the cops come
explain?
2016: he is optimistic and has a heart full of love
2017: he has been hurt by his love interest, most likely rejected
2018: his smile and optimism- gone
2019: he succ own dick lol
God damn it lost
More pictures, you humungus faggots.
thats a good one
kekkekekekekek
Yea Forums should sucker punch this ugly rapist in the face.
Kecky Becky.
Hurt him for me Yea Forums.
Savage
that’s not a camaro
I chuckled from the sheer stupidity of this one
ouch
my soul
okay buddy america isn’t exactly the best country but it’s certainly not third world
a timeless classic. i was there as the events unfolded!!!
no he’s obviously fine it was just a shotgun slug to the brain
yes.
Seen it before, but it really hit a sweet spot today
kek
okay.
Kek got anymore of these?
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
fucking lost
Hurt this nazi for me, he bragged about fucking a baby.
Climb in faggot, we're making Yea Forums great again!
This isn't funny
If this was real he wouldnt have put down a splatter tarp. Its a squib
how was she able to fuck it up and not kill them??
FLINT MICHIGAN
At what? The bird or her Fucking made up nig nog name?
you arent funny
Absolutely beautiful.
no you wouldnt have.
why does this picture exist?
Wrong direction of reflection. What turd made this?
Yeah, I bet you would with a large axe wound to the face, you fucking dipshit.
How is he gonna harvest his mail now?
your right, Ive seen this pic 1000's of times and never caught that
I just cut myself on that edge.
Quality of this sort is rare in YLYL threads these days. Thank you.
is that Bernie 'Colonel' Sanders ?
I live in San Francisco and this is sadly true
kekd and chkd
>bludgeon her head
>her
Would deepthroat be considered docking?
don't buy the meme.
1) you can't tell human sperm from dog sperm by morphology, they look almost identical with dog sperm being less than 3% larger on average than human sperm, well within the variability for human sperm amongst themselves. And the whole second bulge in the tail thing is literally just made up.
2) the only way to tell it is dog sperm would be to run DNA analysis.
3) they also can't tell whether (more than one man's sperm) is in there. No, they don't behave differently based on individual, each sperm acts on it's own, and you couldn't tell that from a fucking light microscope because there are literally hundreds of thousands of sperm cells present.
4) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
PROV
NOGET
NYT
What the fuck.
So what is it then?
This is great. Thanks mate
5 faggooons fell for it
He died. The worst part about the stream was seeing his mother find his body.
Guess your logic is somewhat flawed, feel free to look this up on the news
Based Diogenes
Kyle.
Damn! Ray has tiny princess feet.
Is this Ted cruz
Hey Yea Forums, how do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that while he was shopping with his mummy for a new Hello Kitty handbag for his birthday, a super hung alpha black bull, with a jaw so chiseled he could tear down a brick wall, came storming round the corner and swooped on his girlfriend like flies on cow shit. All the while Ray was standing there hitting his mum with the bag and shouting like an autistic man baby.
LOST.
>nutjob walks in clearly with a fucking axe, and acting weird
>turn your back on "her"
You deserve everything you get. You don't take a pink handed 2 handed axe for a walk like a dog, who the fuck turns away from that?
>Girl
blondie
Did they fugg?
Well we have blacks so..
LMAO AT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE
One of you three have been randomly selected to beat up this man, failure to do so will result in the banning of your Yea Forums account.
>still not on meds
mom says it's my turn on the xbox
It's a 98-02 Camaro.
i expected they will fuck it in the end
100% dissapointed
>Business in the front, party in the back
>9fag
found a 9y/old, bring the b& hammer mods
Ha, I did this once too
I was in it once, later virgins
Lost
>have u the vid? for economic purposes
Is that Zuckerberg?
Fuuuuck lost
thats a tiger you racist
checked
KEK
is tath mark sukenberg ?
i want one
Stick your fuckin meds up your ass, packi bitch
]:
>dat time again, poorfags :)
what does ylyl stand for?
You Laugh, You Lose
What is it about that photo?? Is this some oldfag shit?
More like
>being a healthy, fighting fascist
All of my want...
Zoomer detecteded'd
Killing the shit fuck out of dumb cumrag is not edgy fag
>t. armchair sperm analyst
do they taste the same too, ya faggot?
Lost
Lost
Lost, fuck. Fuck you
Every part of this makes sense.
You can't own black people anymore.
thank you kind sir, can I save you response so I can keep it as reference? My memory is not that good. Lori.
Huuuuur this shit wasn't even funny when we did it in elementary school. Fuck off dumb ass
Post it if user wants moar other picsvarevposted including nudes if wanted lol,
Yes you can
Shoot her in the face with a shotgun, point blank.
eat a bullet
he just went to sleep dont worry
Oh she's sweet but a psycho.
Why he monch on he peets?
Lost
That glowing keyboard LmaO,me explaining the joke right now, my ribs exploded
I can feel the speech impediment
Get a load of this guy.
This sub-human unironically needs to be euthanized.
Ronda Rousey
Anyone have a picture from Thomas the tank engine where Thomas had scene enough for today?
im a little drunk, i dont get it
That's because your a moron, not because your drunk