I have an interview at Walgreens in two hours. I dont want the job. Dubs decides what I do

I have an interview at Walgreens in two hours. I dont want the job. Dubs decides what I do.

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I had two interviews there and didn't get the job. I guess if you've got anything better than just call them and cancel the interview

don't wash, go in reeking
look totally depressed and distracted
hand in a creased resume

I meant like wear a dick costume or call the manager a nigger or something

Just do a good job. It's good practice and you can always decline later if you get offered the position, but why did you apply if you didn't NEED the job?

I got a better job after he called to set up the interview.

Its been about 4 years since I stopped coming to Yea Forums when did you niggers get so tame

Don't go.

This.

Call and cancel the interview.

Wear bugles on all of your fingers and before you go for the handshake, rip a huge fart.

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That's the reason why people are spamming yellow. This place is just redd*t lite, I mean shit most of the porn comes from there. It's pretty sad.

shit on the desk

Get drunk beforehand, apologize when you show up and explain that you're detoxing from opiates

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Don't be this retard Even if you don't want the job doing an interview is good practice.

Go in and pretend like you unironically want to work there for easy access to precursor drugs to cook meth.

Do that thing where you say your biggest flaw is honesty, and when they ask how it's a flaw just unload a bunch of relevent insults on them.

Nice waste of dubs, faggot.

This^^^

>creased resume
Lmao

Autistically screech every time someone says your name or the word "The".

Do it faggot.

Halfway through the interview take your shirt off start screaming and run out the store.

Only refer to the interviewer as "Mel". Keep a small mic in your shirt pocket. When the interview is over, take it out and say "alright Mel, we got him/her" into it, and then walk out.

Tame? No, I'm just me. Also, just decline the interview. Why post this?

cum on the manager

Try to get through the interview without saying anything positive about yourself

whip yer dick out as you're walking in

Immediately ask for a raise

I always get drunk before interviews. Only way I can relax and seem confident.

keep referring to it as CVS

That will probably piss him off more than all the other stuff combined lmao

Dubs have spoken

Op deliver

just go in cargo short

Grab a bunch of stuff from the store and bring them into the interview to try and pay for them.

Ask a lot of questions about employee access to the pharmaceuticals.

Ask a lot of questions about other employees. "Does the cashier with short brown hair have a boyfriend?" "Who's the most likely to cover my shifts?" "Can you give me their number?"

Lucky bastard
Give it to me

Well they are Christian snobbish assholes , so act gay and super liberal .

Ask for $72.50 an hour

Start off with “how many breaks do I get?”

ayy lmao

When you get there, if the manager is not sitting down in his chair yet, run to it and sit in it. Then inform him you've been sent from head office and are actually interviewing him to determine his competency as we have had numerous complaints