Has Yea Forums ever fucked someone famous?

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I've french kissed Jennifer Lawrence in Paris 3 years ago. I didn't realised who she was.

Blonde, English... in her 30's now

But there it's just called kissing

good fuck?

"Rouler une pelle" is different from just "embrasser". She's a nice girl.

Pretty vanilla really - nothing too special...

Does reality TV count? If so, I have fucked 2 different contestants from the Bachelor.

I lost my virginity to gold medalist Laura Trott.
She wasn't famous at the time though.
Would love to fuck a girl after she got famous.

yea alita battle angel girl rosa
she still ain't really that famous..

>Blonde, English... in her 30's now
Who is she? I don't know any VERY famous singer like that.

not answering this question anymore just to be called a liar by incels

Ellie Goulding...

literally who

Come on, go on. It's a funny thread.
Name and details?

She might not be that big in america?

she is, he is just being a faggot.

I know ellie goulding quite well.
How do you know her? Details?

Nobody on Yea Forums has ever fucked anybody, famous or not

I got head from Mary Kate Olsen at Lil Wayne's birthday party at The Cheetah like 8ish years ago.

Maya Eshet. I fingered her at a Jewish retreat.

Dont really know what details you want... it was after a show in Manchester during her first album era

nah... I's the first time I heard her name.

I have told this before, I am not typing up all the details again for unappreciative faggots.

Lady Gaga way before she was famous. She was just going by Stephanie and she came to my restaurant. We shared a common interest in music and ended up hitting it off.

Elise Christie, scottish speed skater, knew her when we were in our teens before she became a traitor and moved to england.

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I fucked Gillian Anderson.

Mid 90s, after some award show in Germany.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

padum tsss

fukin comedy gold my dude you should be a comedian really

Not famous but a model who was in a few international campaigns and was featured on Polish Playboy magazine.
And before you call me a liar, I paid, she was escorting.

How old are you?

He fucked your mum

was it worth it?
i know at least 2 women (one of which i went to school with) who done some modeling and now escort, kinda been tempted.

45

boy george doesn't count

Sure! Aside from the appointment and that she was insanely beautiful, she was friendly, we remained in contact and went for drinks a couple times - not as a job thing.
I don't know though if I would book someone I know beforehand as you indicated, could turn out to be weird.

Same here. I fucked a former teen star, posted here often, last year. She was not cheap, $30,000. Anal was on the deal. Totally worth it.

Details? Was she wild?

Most famous people are whores and have herpes. Just google Derek Jeter herpes tree.

oh i've fucked her before, she got passed around in school.
she's been in a few scottish/uk news papers and 'lad mags' and babe station type tv shows. believe she moved to kangaroo-land, but last i checked she had an adultwork page she used hen she returned to scotland.

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Hillary Duff

Hot chick. How much money did you pay? It was just basic sex, time and more details...

I want to believe.
Greentext pls.

oh i've not paid, we went to the same school and i fucked her back then (as i said, she got passed around a fair bit). then she got the idea to try become a singer, failed at that big time!! she tried out for xfactor/BGT a few times

Fucking destroyed

were you at all embarassed that she had a better body than you when yous got naked

then due to her total inability to sing she took to just showing off her tits. i believe she's actually been doing rather well. her adultwork/escorting page was from a few years ago, just assumed she was still doing it and kinda been tempted a few times.

I fuck “famous” or at least known women from my scene all the time. Being a touring rock musician kinda helps.
Some are more famous then others. And sometimes it’s just groupies. Fun times though.

Grimes.

Total slut.

hot af, who was it?
would be awesome to have that kind of disposable cash, id probably just use it for tech, drugs, supplements and fishing/hunting trips trips and guns

Yes but also very cuddly. We were both pretty drunk.

She's a natural blonde by the way.

>And before you call me a liar, I paid, she was escorting.
lol'd. Next time you make a larping, at least read the stuff you posted before.

you just quoted the wrong user dumbass!! these were me!

user makes a fool of himself again!

>”I fucked someone famous”
>”I bet you’re lying, how old are you?”
>”45”
>”Never mind, according to my maths, story checks out”

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Who cares, dude. Best luck with your larping next time. Happens all the time.

thankfully, i don't have to larp. enjoy your autism filled virgin life user.

I fucked the Jewess Beatrice Arthur. Don't judge me bitches

WTF

Yes, but I'm not sure it counts.

It was actually several famous people. I was a kid at the time. They fucked me.

What do I win for being passed around at a Hollywood party?

Backstory of this? What happened?

>What do I win
Usually, a good role at a kids show or movie. What they gave you, tell your Hollywood story.

Not every kid in my situation is a child actor. Some are abducted, some are runaways or simply "lost" or "misfiled" in the protective services system, and some are bought or at least rented from bad parents more interested in money for their bad habits.

But you are an actor or actress, right? Did your parents told you to party and get gang fucked by old men to get roles?
Without names, tell your story. I'm curious about how Hollywood works.

How young were you?

>It was actually several famous people
names?

greentext pls

Adele.

And was she a lame lay?

continue

sauce?

Danielle Fishel came to my high school prom and i had a good time with her

its a tiny no name town in California

Bella Thorne... I put a bunch of ketamine in her drink, fucked her up, I snuck her into backroom and did what I needed to do

Good luck with herpes.

True story.

I fucked this singer before she got famous. She just played the piano at this tiny little bar/hotel I used to go to while I was in the military. I was in there with a couple of buddies all the time and I'd be watching her play the piano. She was gorgeous and I crushing hard. I wanted to talk to her but I was too much of a pussy to say anything. One night, no lie, she comes to the table asking if I'd like to join her for some drinks and talk.

We end up chilling in her hotel room and she tells me about how she'd love to sing her own songs but she's no song writer. I basically told her she was amazing at the piano that I think she could probably do anything. Then she told me that seeing me in the bar all the time looking at her has inspired her to write a song.

Long story short we had this amazing love making night right before my unit was shipped out of there. I ended up wounded and found out later(while staying with this other chick) that she wrote a song and ended up marrying this General in the military.

The song was about me though. I still tear up when I hear it. I think she was the one. She ended up dying in a car crash I heard.

Nice story. You can make a song about it too.

youtube.com/watch?v=hW1gNoG6bTE

The song if anyone's interested.

Nobody to this day believes me though.

Dude thats Lagunas story from final fantasy 8

i licked betty white's butthole last year

FF8? Sorry I don't play games. But yeah.

yea

youtube.com/watch?v=4qcW0oiLKHg

thats the song she made about him

As far as I know, she is still alive.

tell me u wouldn't

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Not gonna say name, but she is famous, C-list. Great fuck.

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Persia Monir
Ava Devine
Alexis Rain

all paid for of couse

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Cardi B when she was a stripper.

lmao you're Laguna

Did she suck well? Gaga always seems like she she'd give brain-scrambling blowjobs tbh

Disgusting.

Miranda Cosgrove?

does a porn star count as celebrity?

feel like ive seen this before. tell it again tho

Elon pls.

I screwed the Olsen twins before they were famous

But seriously folks, I've kissed Evanna Lynch, fingered Katie Leung & was banging Bonnie Wright for about a month. Natalia Tena tried to get me into her trailer once but her boyfriend showed up so never got the chance to tap that.

never heard any of those, so i checked out, jeeez...

i guess that's the best you can do on those godforsaken islands. well done bro!

Are you the bf or the friend with the big mouth?

why would you even ask that on a board filled with liars and virgins?

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bump

details for science

Holy fuck

he'll never show his face around the preschool recess yard again!

I think you mean Jennifer Saunders, dear.

i fucked abraham lincoln

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Well I fucked John Wilkes Booth.

nice

The men I presume.

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Jenelle Evans like 7,8 years ago

DAMMMMMMMNNNN

I fucked molly eskam back when we were sophomores at carlsbad highschool. Not friends anymore but the poosi was great. Too bad she looks like a fucking man now

Old fag here. Tara Ried. Lived in Miami trafficked coke. At club it closes invited entire club to my place. Wild party had no idea who she was. Gave here a line and she offers to do one off my cock. Fucked her in every way possible and every hole. Was a good time fucked on and off when ever she was in town.

>YES no names
some youtubers
celebrities
pornstars
twitch girls
some instagram models

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I got a blowjob from Lou Ferigno in 1999. He was giving a motivational speech at my high school, I ended up getting coffee with him after, then upstairs in his hotel room. Blew a load down his throat. Never heard from him again.