Anyone got any tips on taking creepy shots of someone you live with?
Anyone got any tips on taking creepy shots of someone you live with?
Hide around the corner and when they walk by say boo and take a picture
If you have a female roommate, why bother with the creepy pics, user? What not just fuck?
What if it was illegal to fuck them?
How can it possibly be illegal to fuck them?
Shove a giant camera down her underpants.
Then just say "its to beat the patriarchy".
He lives with an underage girl
Incest user.
Just eat her out generously
If it's a case of man, just don't get caught. Casual incest is insanely common. You really don't need to be so worried about it.
If it's a case of then man, fuck you. Don't lust after kids.
If you have an adroid phone, download the spy camera app, it's on the Samsung Galaxy store and you could black out the screek while it records, just walk around with the phone in your hand.
She's 19 for the record
So it's not illegal. Man, just screw. Doesn't have to be a relationship. Plenty of girls are up for fwb these days.
She's my sister
So don't get caught. Or is the problem that she doesn't want to fuck you? Because that's really a different issue, and it's weird to frame it as a legal one.
Incest not illegal were you're at? If it ever came out for any reason I don't want to be labeled a sex offender, something that's handed out like hotcakes around here.
So. Don't. Get. Caught?
You. Are. A. Retard.
Anyone have any advice for hidden camera stuff?
I have two sisters and would love to know how to get shower vids.
Sure!
1) Don't do it, it's illegal.
2) It's also pathetic.
I'm thinking the real reason sex isn't an option is because she doesn't want to fuck you, user. But keep pretending it's a legal issue. Oh, if only that law were removed...
You're not speaking to OP. Try again mong boy.
OP here. There was a case were a court ordered a brother and sister to stop having sex, not certain how they enforced that exactly, but my point is it's possible for shit like this to get out.
Yes I am. You're fooling no one.
OP here, no, he's right. My sister doesn't want to fuck me. No one does. :(
Are all of your family this special or just you?
Joke's on you; I'm actually OP
Lmao this thread is so funny to read
OP do it.
Start with buying an 808 #26 cam is very discreet and takes good video and audio.
I can honestly say creeping on girls I know has been the single most rewarding risk I take on a continuous basis.
How long does the battery last?
Just fucking copy all the images from her laptop when she's out. Fap like crazy.
About an hour if you have a bugger budget then use a gopro
She's a prude, never even had a boyfriend
All women are vain and like taking pictures of themselves. You'll find something on there that'll be a lot better than some blurry creepshot bullshit that will likely end up with you talking to the cops when she discovers the camera.
Why did you edit her face?
woof. Isn't it obvious?
Also, OP, wtf, this is what you want to fuck?
Anyone else think her face looks like a foot, somehow?
That's not my sister, just some bitch I shopped on /r
>She's not my real sister, which is why I altered it with photoshop before posting it
Read it again. It's a random image I had available. Someone requested a Photoshop of her.
>Be 2019
>Not practicing The Law of Attraction
You've got to manifest that if you want it.Sending out positive energy will bring you back what you sent out. Command the Universe to get you nudes, to get you the target all horned up and riled up and magic will come into your life.
>Anyone got any tips on taking creepy shots of someone you live with?
Picture your self as having successfully taken those pics. Act with gratitude and thank the Universe. Understand that nudity is a way of worshipping. Expect her to react positively to sexual contact and reach out and take hold of the opportunity when it comes to you via The Law of Attraction.
I'm not practicing black magic user.
Oh, now that I read it again, you're still full of shit.
>Doesn't know that the law of attraction is white magic
You can buy small cameras that you can mount inside a shampoo bottle (I recommend an axe bottle as they are black and a small hole for the camera won't stand out and your sister won't be very likely to use the shampoo.) Maybe add something heavy in the bottom of the bottle so that it won't fall over.
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Sounds ideal user
>OP posts pic of his sis in /r/
>Asks for someone to make her look less like a crackhead
>Makes post about wanting to fuck sister
>Uses shopped image
Yeah op should just skip the creep bullshit and go straight to convincing her to fuck.
i'll happily post a pic of my sister, all you have to do is ask user.
link to cam
Easy peasy. Buy a bunch of those mini spy cams off of wish and pop sd cards in them. They're easy to hide and cheap, so you can get several angles at once. Yoh can also keave the odd cell phone laying around that looks like it was set up for clandestine video. When it's found you can be like " if i was gojnv to shoit a vid with this, wojldn't i turn thd fucker on?" Or whatever. Decoys are the hero, they put the victim at ease and ypu get much better vids. One friend of mine actually walked oug of yhe bathroom stark naked, holding an old iphone, and accused me of trying to video her showering. "Turn it on", is all i had to say. It had been dumped in a toilet years before, the perfect decoy. Not only did i get a live naked hug, i got good shower footage with masturbation. And no, i can't post, that footage is on a comp far away from here right now.
You fucking cunt
No you
Please post a pic of your sister, good user.