Weirdest place you've taken shit?

Weirdest place you've taken shit?

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>be me
>12 years old
>parents at an outdoor brick place picking out patio stones
>huge piles of brick and stones everywhere in empty lot
>have to poop bad
>poop while hidden behind a pile of the stones
>wipe ass with the red tag attached to stones that shoes what type they are
>it was a hot day
>never looked back

>Be me
>I rode my bike to college
>One day woke up little didn't take my morning pissed/shit
>Dont worry I'll make it in time besides I don't feel like I have to yet
>There is a bridge I have to cross
>Right before I get to the bridge I feel a sharp pain
>Rumbleinthejungle.jpg
>It's coming out now
>Get off bike and run down the side of bridge
>Take a massive shit behide someone house
>Wipe with the leaves
>Quickly got up and notice the people's house I'm behind are look through the window
>I just wave and bolt to my bike and continue going to college

Wasnt really weird but I never shit in somewhere so expose in my life it felt like everyone was watching

Not a shit but I took a piss in the sink of the dark room of the phtography class. Had to go bad, was busy, and all alone in small dark room.

New Jersey

Diarrhoea on the side of the highway on the way to Alice Springs, at 4am when it was pissing down with rain

Earth

Shit, when I was like 6 or 7, shit on the floor of home under consternation my dad was roofing. Don't remember what I wiped with. Piss, That I have to think about, since WS is a kink for me, and me and my partners have done it it weird places.

Once took a shit behind a grave stone

18th hole on a golf course

>be me
>slightly acoustic, 10y/o
>playing in grandparents yard when sudden urge to shit hits
>decide I dont want to bother anyone with my shit
>go stand under tree and shit standing
>grandmother comes out to ask what I am doing
>mind your own biz bitch
>stood there for a good hour
>mom and dad comes to get me
>start crying cause I shit myself
>got icecream

>2013
>Australian university student spending exchange year in Canada
>was a literal alcoholic
>picked up a uni slut and spent the night at her dorm room smashing her in a drunken stupor
>woke the next morning with a blinding headache and rumbling in my bowels
>climbed onto her kitchen benchtop and shat a turd in her sink and left
>never spoke to her again. passed her on campus a couple of times and she pretended she didn’t know me

>Driving through middle of nowhere with band because of course
>Park after sundown at a Walmart on the edge of some fuck all town, because there will be easy access to water, food and bathrooms in the morning
>1am, sudden urge to shit, Wally's isn't open and the Tim's is too far away... fuck
>Over to the train tracks with a roll of TP. Oh shit, it's a ring of mushrooms.
>Shit in the middle of the faerie ring. Singer gets up, has a smoke, asks where the fuck I went... "Oh, just feeding the sprites. Don't worry about it. It's the bears you have to worry about."

in loo

Myziam?

Way to go,Pajeet!!!!

A pile of snow, since the nearest functional toilet was 20 miles away

>partying with mates in Amsterdam
>sneak off one night from our hotel to fuck a slut from the red light district
>find a young blonde eastern euro girl from one of those window displays
>go inside, hand over euros for a 30min fuck. Ask her if I can use bathroom first.
>lay a huge cable in her shitter. Motherfucker has the girth of my forearm, and is only about a quarter submerged. Remainder kinda just lays against the toilet bowl wall
>I don’t flush. I don’t wipe. Just yank up my pants
>proceed to have my cock sucked as the aroma of my turd wafts from my ass into her mouth

on top of a table full of food and a sofa in a party tent at a festival when everybody was outside singing.

I really have no shame when it comes to dropping a log.

>Have shit in an outdoor fountain at the park.
>Have hung ass off a highway bridge and shit in the river below while traffic passed me.
>Have shit in a dog park, came back later and loudly bitched to some passing lady about other people not cleaning up after their dog.
>Have shit directly in the center of the teepee in Medicine Hat, AB. (Was severely drunk that night though.)
>Have shit while swimming in Clear Lake, MB.
>Hung ass over the railing while on the Red River paddlewheel tour boat in Winnipeg, MB. (Like fuckin' years and years ago this happened.)
>Shit under one of the ramps in the Eaton's parkade also in downtown Winnipeg.
>Laid Herbie the Big Stinky Coiler right on the sidewalk on some street in Transcona one night. (Also drunk.)

>Be a graffiti vandal in my teens
>Go to the train yard to paint on some carts
>Almost done vandalizing
>Suddenly have to take a dump
>Trains are closed so can't just head to the toilette there
>Creep around the yard to find a maintenance office
>There are people inside
>Ditch my gear and backpack in a trashcan
>Casually walk in and greet some old dude reading his paper and drinking coffee
>Eye contact
>Almost shit in my pants
>Tell him that I need to go to the toilette
>Proceed
>Flush and wash my hands
>There is paint on them
>heart rate keeps increasing
>hear people outside talking
>"shit it's about me" I thought
>Listening closely
>It's actually about that one dudes wife cheating on the guy
>My opportunity
>"Casually" walking out while almost feinting
>No one even cares
>Grab my stuff from the bin and GTFO

On top of a 30 metrr tall scaffolding,in a cathedral.

I took a solid but also wet shit in this assholes backpack in high school. Everyone talked about it for days after. I never got caught and was thinking about doing it to someone else but figured it was too autistic so I didn’t.