ITT: We're on a transatlantic flight.
ITT: We're on a transatlantic flight
Wyatt Barnes
Nathan Bennett
Anybody want a blowie? Meet me in the left bathroom, bring a few quid.
Jose Adams
Excuse me, stewardess? What's the fish meal?
Leo Walker
We picked some stuff from the sushi resteraunt's dump and drizzled ketchup on it.
Evan Scott
This is a misssile not an airplane
Jose Brooks
I assure you sir, this is an airplane. Please do not discriminate against our Muslim passengers.
Ryder Torres
Oh, in that case I'll have another bag of peanuts and another mini-Coke, please...
Parker Ramirez
Of course, Sir.
Speaking of coke, have you put any thought into mr.Hermandez's proposition? A mule can earn a lot, y'know.
Aiden Anderson
Sorry senorita, but I make more smuggling these thumb drives filled with memes into the EU...
James Lopez
I have Alzheimer's, ask me anything.
Caleb Lewis
If I raped you would you remember?
Andrew Johnson
*glances back over his shoulder at the two seated behind him, then looks forward and raises his hand*
Stewardess? May I be moved away from the blacks?
Liam Campbell
I have Alzheimer's, ask me anything.
Evan Ramirez
DEM CRACKAS WANNA RUN
FUK DIS SHIT N FUK DEM HOES
*Headbutts stewardess*
Jaxon Russell
*excessive coughing*
Jace Bell
Stop coughing or I'll carve out your eyes with a plastic spoon
Juan Cook
Stewardess, may I sit on the captain's lap?
William Martinez
*excessive crying*
David Hill
*quietly retrieves his carry-on*
*Opens it up, begins pulling out pieces of Japanese Kamikaze pilot uniform and putting them on*
Landon Stewart
*Snatches baby and runs off to bathroom*
Adrian Bailey
I apologize, but our pilots are both women.
Bentley Hernandez
That's okay. I've been a good boy and my mummy-wummy said that if I behaved the entire flight they'd let me sit on the captain's lap so I wanna sit on the captain's lap while you prepare my in-flight meal of tendies. I'll sit on woman captain's lap and bring my special rag to clean up with. Pee pee poo poo, to the cockpit take me you will do!
>grunting
Luis Rivera
*finishes putting on his suit, helmet, scarf and hachimaki*
*closes carry-on and sets it down, and goes back to silently sitting*
Grayson Hughes
Cap'n, open the goddamn doors!
We need to shit out a shitter!
Mason Martin
Hello, I am anonkun's mom. And my son asked first.
Austin Powell
>grunting heavily
>waddles into the aisle, undoes the back of his iCarly onesie and begins shitting out all the tendies he consumed at the airport