Can you guys watch my milk while I go to the store? I'll be right back
Can you guys watch my milk while I go to the store? I'll be right back
David Stewart
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Aaron Johnson
I gotchu fam. It isn't leaving my sight.
While you're there, could you pick me up some frozen pizzas? They're on sale
Nathaniel Perez
Kroger or Walmart? What brand? I usually go for red baron, cheap and thin crust are lovely
Jackson Stewart
Yeah dude I got a coupon, 2 for $5 no problem
Carson Allen
oh shit oh fuck
James Smith
Bro we all know Jack's pizza's are the best.
Aiden Anderson
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO
Isaiah Lewis
Guys, guys it's cool I just dipped into the bathroom for a moment. We all know that the best frozen pizzas are President's Choi- OH FUCK WHEN DID THAT MILK SPILL?! OH SHIT OH FUCK DOES ANYONE HAVE A TOWEL?
Samuel Roberts
I DONT HAVE A TOWEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nolan Perry
I DONT FUCKING KNOW OH FUCK OH SHIT
Jonathan Cooper
THAT WAS HITLERS MILK!
WE’RE ALL GETTING GASSED NOW!
Aaron Stewart
Don't worry I have a second glass of milk. op will never know
Angel Sanders
All we need to do is calm down. If we put our efforts together, we can scrounge together enough man milk that it'd be good as new
Blake Foster
Joohoo! I'm home! Conveniantly waIking in the hallway! Not being in the kitchen yet for some time! But getting thee eventually! Brought frozen pizza! And I can't wait to see my favorite glass of milk and my friends!
Brayden Foster
Oh thank God. If you put it in the other's place, we should be a-ok.
We still need to clean up the first spill, though. Anyone with anything we can use to wipe it up?
Nathan Peterson
Wait which one of you cunts turned the milk black
Brandon Collins
OH SHIT GUYS HURRY I'LL DISTRACT HIM.
Look, friend! I just learned a new dance move. Pretty sweet huh? You should join me in the living room for a dance-off!
Hunter Price
oh thank god you came and- O H F U C K N O T A G A I N
Camden Adams
Enjoy the milk OP
:^)
Cooper Morris
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DUDE THAT WAS ALL THE MILK I HAD LEFT
Justin Ward
oh fuck what do we do now
Blake Morgan
Guys hurry up fix this shit before is done with his dance off
Joshua Ortiz
Okay I grabbed another jug from my fridge. Can someone pour a glass before op sees?
Xavier Ross
Guys what the fuck is going on in here? I'm doing my best to keep him distracted, and you cant just replace the milk. Come on, I only have so many dance moves to distract him with
Nicholas Baker
I came inside the milk
Jaxson Baker
"Say it wasn't you?" - shaggy
William Peterson
I just need to use it for something
We'll put it back in the glass when we've finished with it
Hudson Thompson
Guys *huff* hurry up. I'm... *huff* ...I'm running out of breath... getting harder to *huff* distract him with my *huff* dance moves...
David Barnes
Here we go. Fresh cup.
Fixed
Owen Sanchez
Are you crazy?! We dont allow nigger milk in this household, young man!
Owen Turner
Jose Cruz
Ok, I admit , those moves are pretty sweet, but I gotta get these pizzas into the freezer before they thaw. I'll just head in here and OH MY GOD WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS SPILLED MY MILK
Chase Brown
Fuck you dumbasses didn't clean up the milk you spilt This guys effort was completely wasted
Luke Clark
F U C K
ABANDON SHIP GUYS! RUN! BEFORE HE CATCHES YOU!
Cooper Nguyen
WOAH WOAH WOAH. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU. I came back to find my milk spilled and some nigger in my kitchen claiming to be me.
Thomas Morales
Holy shit did this nigger yoink the pizza's you bought us along the way?
Carson Mitchell
Dude he took em all except one. I'm not even mad about the milk, I just wanna share this pizza with my best mates. Somebody turn to oven on
Daniel Cruz
IT WASNT ME IT WAS
Gabriel Adams
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Benjamin Torres
Holy shit you dumbass how did you fuck up turning on the oven now are pizzas are going to burn someone needs to run to the store and get some more
Joshua Brown
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
MY REALITY HAS BEEN SHATTERED
WHO IS MY REAL OP FRIEND, AND WHO IS THE IMPOSTER
Gavin Walker
I'm the OP friend, you're safe with me
Jackson Evans
Jacob Jones
I poured some milk in the same class as op's. He will never suspect a thing.
Nicholas Hughes
Oh, thank God!
I was so scared, OP! That maniac barged in here, replacing white milk with chocolate. The nerve of some people!
Joseph White
What a creep. Well the pizzas done! Dig in man!
Leo Young
Oh fuck
Tyler Bennett
Ow fuck this pizza is hot, do you have any drinks, perhaps a glass of milk?
Charles Kelly
WHAT THE FUCK
Alexander Gray
Oooooh, that looks delicious! I can't wait!
Hunter Miller
...you... you monster...
Charles Scott
This fucker ruined the whole pizza, let's just order some. Someone call pizza hut
Nathan Moore
I just wanted a glass of milk and pizza to share with my friends. Is that too much to ask?
Grayson Bennett
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?!?
Jose Peterson
Ian Myers
Sorry for dropping it guys I just called the pizza place should be here soon
Nicholas Martin
...I guess I'll just go to bed then...
...good night, OP... Sorry that we didn't get to share a pizza...
Eli Hall
Way to go guys, we can't just have pizza and milk anymore. Some one has to cunt everything up. At least the baby is... FUCK
Owen Morgan
Goodnight man, glad you came over!
Nicholas Morris
Ask if they have milk
Jaxon Rivera
FUCK THE PIZZA PLACE, JACK'S PIZZA OR GET THE /FUCK/ OUT
Jose Green
Good news guys pizza is here with milk now who is paying?
Luke Gutierrez
Yooooo
Brayden Flores
You mean to tell me it isn't free after our fucking milk spilled and some faggot dropped the fucking pizza!?!?
Liam Green
You you brought the dubs! Party back on!
Carter Diaz
What a wholesome thread
Jaxon Green
No worries guys I got this. We have dubs,milk, and pizza best thread eve!
Hunter King
I left my wallet at home, someone else get it