waifu thread
Waifu thread
Ryder Collins
William Robinson
mhm!
but i was about to use nou x infinity to the infinitieth power! i'm finished!
uh... thanks natalie
ah, maybe! lol
i don't think this change i'm thinking of would fix everything in my life or anything, but i think i would be much happier...
Gabriel Gray
Brandon Perez
my Zodiac says I'm a Pepsi soul
Caleb Brown
I want to be friends with this poster
Jason Hernandez
Im not nat
Kevin James
Its okay... I don't think its that impressive. I always thought I needed to improve at that game. I enjoyed the game though, so I just kept playing it a lot.
Leo Roberts
ah...
well, maybe it would, i dont know.
the change im thinking of might change my life. or uh, sometimes i think it would. i think things are too complicated for me to think that way
hello
how are you doing today
there's probably more than 150k players which would put you in the top 10%, which is very impressive
well, thats how you improve anyway.
Asher Carter
i see, it was just a guess
only other person i can think of that would know about that and put it so rudely is saxor... of course i guess you could be anyone...
Nathaniel Taylor
you should spend it posting!
y-yea what about it
good, i'm glad to hear that.
i told you not to mess with me
now you'll never no u again
Camden Rodriguez
>how are you doing today
wannabe skeleton
Bentley Ortiz
David Hughes
>natalie
How cute other people are calling him by that
Evan Ward
i wanna spend it finishing jessica jones. but maybe also post :)
g....galapagos...?
thanks. i hope you have or find something or someone like that too. but not the bad parts
i dunno if you mean me or you, but if me, thats far
and if you, im sorry to hear it. i hope you can feel better somehow
goodnight
Sebastian Long
Eh... I've never really like judging things based off a ranking, but when you put it that way I guess it is.
Gavin Thomas
David Morris
o-okay, i just hope we can talk more
y-you're gonna galvanize the galapagos?
i would hope so too.. maybe you just have to take the bad along with the good though.
Lincoln Mitchell
Post prostate massager
Post awoo
Alexander Adams
depending on how far you go back, might be guaranteed to change your life! but for good or for bad? who knows...?
i've been thoroughly rekt by yuu!
i might have ptsd now...
ah yeah... i thought he preferred it, then he said he didn't really care either way, but i got used to it, so eh
Jaxon Clark
I mean me
I feel bad always for no reason
I should go practice keyboard or read a book or something but I want instant gratification so instead I'm drinking, shitposting and editing the great meme album
this album was my wallpaper for a long time
Levi Davis
it is! most people aren't the 10% best at anything
we can always talk more! or, sort of always. like 20% of always
guaranteed!
hmm.. well, good luck, then.
i dont know. if it doesnt change what i want but changes something else, can i handle that? i dont know.
oh. im sorry, all i have are empty words. do you like drinking and shitposting and editing the great meme album?
Jayden Phillips
here
Noah Diaz
Anyone
Lincoln Reed
call him by his old name supposedly he doesn't like that supposedly
Nicholas Phillips
>do you like drinking and shitposting
If I don't drink I get a really uncomfortable fever and can't sleep or have feelings
shitposting is just a time waster
the album is a masterpiece though and really needs to be finished but I won't release it because I can't decide on a good bandcamp artist name
Nathan Smith
Awoo!
I see... I guess not.
Hello!
Landon Ramirez
real difficult time travel philosophical questions right there
this happens every time! lol
that's kinda my concern about changing big things, like preventing someone from dying... i just want a relatively small change that makes a big difference in the long run
heyhey tomocute!
user it is then
natalie and i don't always get along but i wouldn't go out of my way to do that!
Evan Morgan
Anonyone
Thomas Rodriguez
hi purps
Ayden Barnes
hallo.
Jackson King
ye
i imagine it's been another long day... time for some soothing kase chats!
Nathan Cox
hello
...that sounds like a serious problem... i think im unqualified to give any advice, sorry...
that sounds very interesting. have you considered having something like "a good bandcamp artist name" or "mai waifu"?
s-sorry, i really do just think its impressive.
ah, thats not what i mean really, just really really personal things, i guess. if i cant change the one thing, why bother changing anything at all, i guess.
Justin Rogers
mhm. i get a day off tomorrow at least.
Grayson Sanders
hallo to you too.
Nicholas Adams
Fair enough. Too bad you don't see eye to eye all the time, he's a pretty good guy. If you ever change your mind just tell him some random user who knows some stuff told you to say it
William Green
Hi green.
Its okay. Sorry, I feel a bit bad at the moment...
James Nguyen
> I feel a bit bad at the moment
y tho
John White
i-i hope you don't... ;-;
i'll try to comfort you or something
we should talk like near 100% of always
well i wish you luck with that, seems like a difficult task
thank you
Logan Taylor
hello everyone deserves one reply
Ian Reed
well, i don't think either of us will be time traveling any time soon, but i hope you can have some of the changes you need regardless
oh that's good! too bad i'll be gone tomorrow... always kinda bad timing lol
either way i'm always glad when you get a chance to relax, work seems brutal
idk, natalie is just very abrasive and enjoys insulting me
i know he doesn't really mean it but it still gets on my nerves sometimes
ye! comfy comfort! blanket burritos! platonic cuddles! it'll cure me i know it!~
oh, also, yui says you're cute
Ethan Wood
how are you today?
no, im sorry. dont feel bad for feeling bad, its okay.
i have to sleep, im sorry :(
g...g...gratification
you're welcome!!
ah, no. its much much too late for something like that, im sorry to say.
Eli Hall
how is it going purps
heh thats okay kase. yeah. its 8 days in a row if i kept count right and i hit 46 hours last week and i worked another 8 to start this week off.
Angel Diaz
happy to be home. yourself?
Evan Perry
I want it to be something cryptic and short
I'll figure it out
Brandon Ortiz
I'm not sure really...
Well... Okay...
I don't know right now... I'm a bit tired.
Austin Scott
ah maybe you should sleep then purps?
Brody Baker
It's just how he expresses his feelings he does mean good by it. If it's getting under your skin try calling him by his old name or insult his tekken skills
Gabriel Ortiz
im glad to hear it
im good, its getting pretty close to bedtime. gonna finish this episode of jessica jones and then its time for bed.
do you have any plans for the rest of your day?
hm... im particular to obscure, impossible to understand references.
i hope you feel better, friend.
Levi Cox
get a good hefty with of sulfur dioxide you abysmal kikelord
Isaiah Gomez
Play some Dark Souls, fap to traps, and eat some tendies and dew. It always works.
Evan Myers
>that pic
Mason Hill
That sounds like a good idea.
I'll probably just sleep it off...
Two out of three of those things sound like a good idea...
James James
sounds super great! i'll try my best to cure you
we should get yui involved with the cuddling and stuff too
tell him he's also cute
is he still banned or something?
we should talk like near 100% of always, not including sleeping
i-is that a request? or are you saying it'd be gratifying
Jeremiah Perez
don't take advice from this timbit
Austin Sanders
Which ones?
Can I join you?
Jacob Hill
that sounds like a good plan. thats what i usually do.
ill send you texts while you sleep
no im running out of g words
Anthony Rodriguez
Jessica jones? nope not any at all.
nou
sleep well purps
Jacob Martinez
then i hope that tsugu episode comes sooner
i'm sorry to hear that tomo, it sounds utterly ridiculous
i think maybe you'll want to just sleep all day tomorrow anyway, lol
he's told me as such as well but it seems unnecessary
does that old name happen to start with a "d"? if so that doesn't seem to bother him lol
mhm! i will be all better and it'll be thanks to yuu!
Sebastian Jones
netflix show about the marvel character of the same name
its good
well, i hope its at least comfy then
yeah, me too.
thanks
Chase Powell
I'll let you figure that one out...
Yeah, its a good idea when you feel tired.
Goodnight...
Andrew Lee
goodnight purple
Julian Murphy
Nathaniel Wright
cant say ive heard of them lol
its rough. just holding on till my vacation. nah i want to do nothing in front of a screen silly
sleep well.
Sebastian Mitchell
Everyone's got different ways of expressing their feelings. Natalie is a good guy. Give him shit back. Not even close to d. You have the goth one added ask him he should know
Zachary Mitchell
AAAAAAAAAAA I'm too impatient
>we should get yui involved with the cuddling and stuff too
That sounds great, I'd love it
>tell him he's also cute
Thanks, y-you, too
>is he still banned or something?
Something like that
Dominic Wright
goodnight
Benjamin Morales
thats fine. i like it, anyway.
Mason King
oh goodness, hi there
Cameron Sullivan
Heeellllooooooooooooo!!
I missed you a lot, even though I could've and did contact you at any time!!
Xavier Lopez
o-okay i guess that works
i cant think of any that fit in well with your gratifying galvanization of the galpagos
glamorous?
yay the power of friendship cuddles is super strong
it's felt like an eternity x.x
Jackson Jackson
chronus smiles upon us this day!
that vacation will be well-deserved! i want to hear all about it afterward!!
heh, even better~
some stuff doesn't become okay to say just because it's "shit-talking"... i thoroughly reject that notion
eh... natalie can dish it out but he can't take it, in my experience anyway
maybe i will~
ah, hey yui
Charles Allen
the absolute state of this thread
absolute
Camden Sanders
>he ignores me
Hi there
Connor Ortiz
i-i missed you too
Owen Edwards
as long as you like it
ill be sure to tell ya.
Jacob Wood
based
Gavin Rivera
hello!
no, i understand the feeling, i feel the same.
so whats your phone number
great gods grope graciously, giving grapes gifts
to the galapagos
we'll see.
i can assure you everyone will know exactly when that video is released because i will tell everyone
thats all that matters :)
to me anyway. obviously.
Ayden Cruz
y-yeah, i think so too!
i bet it has... tho looks like yui's back early! i just told him you were still banned, so he might think it's not really you
ye!! i must know every little detail of tomo's exciting july!!
you wield the sight!!
David Thompson
ugggh I wish she was real
Ian Torres
Aw I'm sorry
I'll be here for a little but then I must go, and where I am going you cannot come
I'm glad to be speaking with you again! Everything's changed! The world is so fast! Cars are all over the streets.
I don't think I can live on the outside anymore
S-sure...
Hunter Adams
PERISH!
psychopath
Joseph Gray
friend hi
threeway cuddling! yay!
y-you're welcome
o-okay
sorry that wasn't the intention ;-;
i'll tell it to you in a secret code only you could understand
sounds like a lot of stuff to do.. are you sure you can do all of that? how are you going to call upon the great gods?
woo fun times are here
Hudson Jackson
I didn't say it was okay only where it comes from. Like i said he does mean well and does it to show closeness. That's why i said to give it back to him. Poke back at him
Oliver Parker
y-you can't even take user with you i understand at least you got my messaged
Elijah Robinson
that girl is very tall. or the other one is short, i dont know.
i possess the desire
me too! everything's the same! the world is as it was!
welcome home, yui-poster :)
okay i sent the text did you get it?
no, i cant do any of that. but i can make a sentence i guess. although using the wrong tense made it seem like the grapes were receiving gifts instead of giving grapes as gifts
Jonathan Wood
not my president !!
Colton Rodriguez
ye!
and the fun times never end! triple blanket burrito!!
i think yamada is a bit on the short side, but kase is very tall for a girl! she's a tomboy and star highschool athlete!
Nicholas Powell
Prelucky
Zachary Thomas
i see, kase sounds very admirable
Alexander Gray
n-no i didn't
nothing wrong with gifting some grapes
h-have you ever had a threesome like this before?
Joshua Thompson
dark times. too many niggers roaming the thread
Jaxson Sanchez
you should read kase-san sometime! it's really cute!!!
a-ah... i haven't...
threesome is an interesting way to put it... y'know...
Lucas Cook
They're gonna nuke me IP
Hello!!!
I missed you so much!!
I hope you've been feeling okay
Three-way cuddling yess!!! It'll be so fun!
>sorry that wasn't the intention ;-;
It's okay, I know
*hug*
Sorry... soon
It's not the same. I can't squeeze a drop without asking for permission
Thank you :)
I believe you
But my Tommy Gun don't
Yes, Kase-san is very cute!
And so is Kase-chan!
Kevin Morris
hang on ill start guessing it randomly then
is it 111-1111?
ill add it to my phone app thingy
w-what? squeeze a drop?
ill have to read it i suppose
Asher Hughes
don't do anything user would disapprove of be safe welcome back
Zachary Carter
what's the problem? h-how else would you put it? you don't want to have a threesome with me and yui?
hi! i missed you too!
i've been alright, yea
super fun! we will have the most fun ever had!
we should invite tsugu too
th-thanks..
m-maybe it is..
are you just gonna send a text to every random number?
Elijah Myers
let's see yer tommygun do the talkin', buddy!
yay! tell me what you think after a few chapters!!
Cameron Harris
Juan Martinez
Holy shit erpers are annoying
Lynch em
Connor Parker
To pee
You may! It's good! I read it with Kase-chan! It was so cute!
I'll try
Thank you!
I'd love to have a threesome or even just a twosome with you
I hope you feel better when I return, with or without my influence
Yes!! A foursome!!
I would reference the next part but last time that happened I accidentally got engaged to Yuu-chan
It was the happiest hour in my life
THIS THIS THIS
Joshua Morris
its not.
no, its a fun idea though.
we'll find something eventually
d-dont hold your breath. im pretty bad at starting new things
w-what???
i-ill get to it eventually, i think
Nolan Clark
smash erper's skulls in with a baseball bat
Luke Hernandez
Post prostate massager before I molest Yui
Ryder Lewis
ehehehehe n-nothing
a real real good time~
you can be real coy y'know, yuu
you mean the happiest next 70 years of both of your lives!
Bentley Watson
you should probably breathe
o-oh, i never saw shawshank, thats probably why im not getting it
Cameron Nelson
mhm!
the start of it is exciting the end is boring lol
Jeremiah Barnes
It's a fay reference to The Shawshank Redemption
No rush!!
THIS THIS THIS
Deled
Ehehehe... yeah
Christian Diaz
w-wow, thanks.. you're really nice
i'm sure i'll feel a lot better when you're back! because of your influence!
sounds super great
y-yea
fun but maybe a bit exhausting.. seems like a lot to do
good luck!
o-okay
really good time! the best time of our lives!
w-what do you mean? m-maybe just a tiny bit..
Andrew Lewis
Send me your love letters to the mutt and I'll make him read them
Lincoln James
im... keep... holding my breath . . .
i must know every little detail of tomo's exciting anime con adventure!!
c-can i be the bride's maid?
y-you know what you did, yuu... even tho you'll never admit it...
sly yuu~
Elijah Cruz
ah. i havent seen that.
o-one day, i-i think...
i dunno, we can just keep cahtting in waifu threads for now, i think.
i like that
breathe! breathe!!! you wont make it!!
anyway, jessica jones was good, im going to bed
goodnight
Nathan White
Cute post numbers!
You're really nice, too, you know!
Yay! Thank you!
T-twosome, th-though
Okay!!!
Tell him he's cool and I like him a lot and he's smart and he is really wise and knows what to say always!
Yes!!!
And Tsu-chan is the best man, we had it all planned out
Adam Young
too late, am dead
goodnight tsugu! have sweet dreams!
uwu yay!
Henry Bell
Wow, you and I have vastly different opinions
Michael Reyes
w-what do you mean? i'm innocent
i have no clue what you're talking about~
yes that's good with me
goodnight, sleep well! hope you have a good day tomorrow
w-woah, this must be fate or something..
th-thanks.. you're nicer
yay! you're welcome!
you want to do it really badly, don't you?
Connor Ramirez
Fair enough
No worries!!
Sleep well!!! Have a great tomorrow, champ!
Yes! It'll be grand!
R-really?
Y-yeah, like we were meant to be together
Aw, come on. You drive me to be my nicest
I... I mean... y'know... if you're up for it...
Jayden James
that tilde speaks volumes, you know~
yeah, whatever
when do we get the dresses?
Sebastian Davis
That means the thread is mine
We can now post the n word
Cooper Green
uh it will be fine lol
Christopher Williams
BANANANANANANANANANANNANA!!!!!!!!!
Jeremiah Carter
i need the deets! and the tails! and the cool stories! and the weird stories! and the cute stories! i wish i could be there!!
Owen Bailey
w-wow, maybe it's something like that, yea..
i would hope i do! you're already the nicest though so i'm sure it doesn't change a whole lot
i'm definitely up for it! it'll be very pleasurable.. and intimate..
i hope it'll be good for you too
i'm not sure what you mean, i was simply imitating you and your tildes
Jordan Johnson
where are my runescape niggas at?
Jacob Brown
ill be sure to take pics of cool things yeah
Leo Lee
Oh, yes! Let me call the tailor!
You'll get a beautiful black dress!
Yes!
It could be possible..
Ah, I'm not that nice, really l
Oh, I think we'll have a very pleasurable, intimate time
I'd be honored
Thomas Bell
Claim
Camden Foster
riiiiight~
i'm up for a fun time of course~
yeyeyeyeye!
a beautiful goff lolita dress!!
Easton Walker
>Yes!
DO IT NEVADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adam Hill
She cute!
Good morning, friend!!
The beautifulest goth lolita dress!
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Caleb Martinez
i think it may be likely..
i really think you're that nice
y-yea! it'll be amazing.. unforgettable..
a f-fun time? do you have any particular ideas in mind?
Jose Ross
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angel Ross
It's too early to be morning, but I have to clean my room
Wyatt Johnson
W-well, maybe we just have to follow our fate, then
I look nice but.. am I nice?
Hmm... we could do it more than once... if you like the first time
NOT SOON ENOUGH
Aww dang... I wish I could help. I hope you can find energy soon. If you need anything, ask
Owen Lopez
yes! beautiful! gorgeous! i'm fabulous!!
>closest thing to image of kase in goth loliita dress
i'm pretty fixated on the whole blanket burrito thing, not gonna lie
i really really wanna do that!
Carson Garcia
heh kase sounds excited
Cameron Taylor
o-okay, i'd be alright with that
yes, final answer
yea we could! we'll do it a bunch! we'll do it all day! i'm sure i'll like the first time
yea it's gonna be great! the most comfiest thing ever! very warm! very soft!
i really really wanna do it too
Jack White
ye i am! it's an exciting thing!
Julian Hill
so you confirm you are the nutritious poster known by the handle ((((((nevada))))))
interesting
Ryder Wood
You are fabulous!
You always were!
So would I
We're playing Jeopardy, you have to answer in a question
O-oh, all day? W-well, I'd be flattered. I'll try to keep up...
Does it sound like that?
Just a coincidence
Nathaniel Sanchez
Pretty sure nevada's the one who posts azula
Jacob Anderson
Carter Wright
My waifu is loli tamamo from monster girls quest. She is such a cutie
Jayden Thompson
Then post her you cockmongler
Caleb Smith
yes, i can't wait!
absolutely not! i'm not cute!
Parker Sanders
yay!
what is yes?
i'm sure it wont be hard to do so or anything! and you'll be invigorated by the pleasure and fun too
okay, let's do it right now then!
Landon Peterson
Isn't she sweet?
Colton Jenkins
>Just a coincidence
never mind
Brayden Stewart
nigger faggot
Alexander Barnes
r-really?
h-here, i'll get started . . .
Parker Foster
nigger faggot
Justin Collins
Have a nice night and a nice tomorrow
Where I am going you cannot come
Love you, too, dad
Awwww yes you are~!
I'm very excited
No. Or yes? I don't know
Ehehehe, o-okay, I trust you.
I'll see you in bed
This
Evan Gray
>feedd
got nothing for you
Connor Anderson
n-no i'm not!
have a good night, yui!
Cameron Flores
Eh, mediocre taste
Camden Davis
How a kitsune loli can be mediocre
Zachary Wright
Help would be awesome!
Camden Adams
o-okay, looks great! i'll join you soon
i-i am too
okay! i am not sure either!
th-thanks
see you then
goodnight, sleep well! i hope you have a good day tomorrow
Zachary Cooper
Because I hate you
Anthony Bennett
i don't have a pic of kase in a blanket burrito, but
this is pretty comfy too~
Wyatt Cox
You mean. What did i do to you
Anthony King
i have this pic of yuu in a sort of soap burrito, is that good?
yes looks very comfy
Cooper Edwards
When you said your waifu is loli tamamo from monster girls quest
Mason Gomez
eheh, m-maybe we can have a bubble bath too!
Wyatt Collins
Why? Is there something wrong with that
Eli Collins
Yes
Levi Scott
assert dominance by urinating upon thine foe
Asher Brown
Explain.
Evan Ramirez
Because you chose her
Charles Harris
I can share with you
Jaxson Torres
I hate her because you chose her, and I hate you because you chose her
Aaron Lewis
I'm sorry user. Don't be mad at me.
Ayden Sanchez
yea that sounds great! i'll wash your back a-and stuff..
Ryder Morgan
Actually I hate you because you were born
Angel Wilson
w-wait what?
yeah that would be nice!... and not lewd because the bubbles would cover everything...
maybe draw pictures on each other's backs and the other person guesses what it is!
and do beards made of bubbles!
Xavier Russell
y-yea, just like in anime and stuff
oh i don't know, i'm kind of ticklish.. i'd be squirming around a lot..
the beards sound really fun though!
Lincoln Perez
y-yeah, the steam would help a lot too!
hehe, well the squirming might be kinda fun actually... maybe i'll just tickle you even!
mhm! we can try all kinds of facial hair styles! which is good because i can barely grow my own! lol
ahhh... it all sounds fun... but i'm afraid i've gotten quite sleepy and it's also quite late for me, so i think i'll head to bed now
have a good night, yuu!
Easton Morris
s-sounds like it'd be very interesting at least..
that's good! i don't grow much either
no that's alright, it is late and if you're sleepy you should sleep and stuff. goodnight, sleep well! i hope you have a good day tomorrow
Nicholas Young
interesting... mhm!
delayed puberty gang
Brandon Lewis
>yui
meant yuu