We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- FACEBOOK FAP - RATE MY GF - RATE MY DICK - WWYD (what would you do) THREADS - CELEB THREAD - PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE - FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS - CUCK THREADS - BLACKED THREADS - TRIBUTE HER THREADS - X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore
if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
you seem to be on the wrong board entirely, user. for random non-porn for meta discussion
please leave.
Ryan Ramirez
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Jose Murphy
You seem to be on the wrong board entirely, user. Sexy Beautiful Women Adult Gif Hardcore Handsome Men Hentai Ecchi Yuri Hentai/Alternative Yaoi High Resolution Adult Cartoons (rule 34) Adult Requests Random Degeneracy
please leave.
John Reed
referring to section 2 as 'degenerate closet pedo yiffing scum' is still ok though, right?
Jaxson Parker
WE ARE NOT DONE YET
MAKE YOUR PRESCENCE KNOWN BY POSTING AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AND THE BEST YOU CAN.
WE CAN MAKE IT
THERE'S STILL HOPE!
But seriously, don't spam. It's annoying. Copy and paste this on every yellow thread.
You're all a bunch of faggots and no one is compromising with you dumb fucks. Half the board is porn right now, and no one cares. All you've done is drown out the content that isn't porn or yellow bullshit.
I'm enjoying tabbing between reading you impotent eunuchs bitching and the porn your bitching about.