THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE

THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.


Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:

- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)

Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.

Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore

if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.

Please copy and paste, brothers
-Yellow Jefferson

bruh bruh bruh

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Compromise. kek

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you seem to be on the wrong board entirely, user.
for random non-porn
for meta discussion

please leave.

WE ARE NOT DONE YET

MAKE YOUR PRESCENCE KNOWN BY POSTING AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AND THE BEST YOU CAN.

WE CAN MAKE IT

THERE'S STILL HOPE!

But seriously, don't spam. It's annoying.
Copy and paste this on every yellow thread.

Are you fucking retarded?

Sexy Beautiful Women
Adult Gif
Hardcore
Handsome Men
Hentai
Ecchi
Yuri
Hentai/Alternative
Yaoi
High Resolution
Adult Cartoons (rule 34)
Adult Requests
Random Degeneracy

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are YOU retarded? actually put the list of things you want to filter, INTO THE FILTER FEATURE OF THE WEBSITE, and learn to visit boards outside of Yea Forums, child.

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>black dildo
cuck detected

I'm starting to think these posts are serious, great b8

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IDGAF ABOUT PORN

I DO HATE REPETITIVE BORING SHIT OF WHICH PORN HERE IS ONE. IF I CAN FIND IT ON GOOGLE I DONT NEED IT HERE.

I ALSO DONT NEED FB OR CELEB OR WWYD BULLSHIT AND SHAME ON THE MODS FOR LETTING THOSE BOTS OR WHATEVER TAKE OVER.

NOTHING IS COOL HERE OR FUN OR I TERESTING OR EVEN WORTHY OF JERKING OFF TOO. THERE IS NO VALUE IN A WAY THAT WASNT HERE BEFORE. IT WAS NEVER "GOOD" BUT SHIT POSTING AND TROLLING WAS AT LEAST FUCKING ON BRAND.

WHEN THE FUCK DID A 24 HOUR CYCLE OF CLOTHED CELEBRITIES BECOME THE MOST COMMON THREAD ON Yea Forums?

HOW DID WE FAIL THIS HARD.

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Don't forget shit like the VSCO IG VB SNAP SOCIAL THREAD that's always present

YOURE TRYING TOO HARD AND NO ONE GIVES A SHIT

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Why do the mods forsake us?

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I'm using clover on my tablet, no filter feature... more to the point though, why can't the 13 other boards be used for porn? I mean gif allows webms with sound so it's actually superior....

This compromise is all yellowfags really want. Should also be spammed in fur threads and shit so they know we're on their side

Y you haff to be mad?

bump

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Legit, porn is not the real concern so posting it here really means nothing. No one is trying to turn this into the next /pol/.

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>porn doesn't belong on a nsfw board
fucking retards

Hey Homah!

>FACEBOOK FAP
>- RATE MY GF
>- RATE MY DICK
>- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
>- CELEB THREAD
>- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
>- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
>- CUCK THREADS
>- BLACKED THREADS
>- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
>- X Girls Thread (x = Latina, Asian, White, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.)

Uh, we can remove the fucking basic ass reddit content and still be nsfw. NSFW doesnt need to be all generic posts on a comstant cycle without end run by bots pushing out any actual good content.

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only thing I'd object to here is removing rate my dick threads, most of Yea Forums is fags

But the mods only enforce the rules. Yea Forums is a mirror for culture. Yea Forums is ever changing. The mods aren't going to stop that , or even try.

So because you're a poor fucking child who cant browse the website normally, on a PC browser, as the site was originally designed to do you have to front some shitty movement?

I get it, the threads are a flood but the problem stems from you newfags posting your bullshit from your phone. Everything in Section 1 is bullshit posted by people like you.

They delete ylyl threads all the time. They prune loli shit. Get out of here boot licker. A social media board could be added to allow for the bots and its fans to do all the fapping to clothed 8/10 girls you need.

Because /gif/ follows more global rules as do the other boards

>I mean gif allows webms with sound so it's actually superior
>ignoring this just to continue throwing a toddler tier temper tantrum about "his" safe space

>mods delete threads all the time
Source?
>inb4 just trust me man i know things

It's gay to masturbate socially with other men. Doesn't matter if it's to pictures of women. Every guy in those threads is secretly self inserting as the women seducing all the other guys in the thread. Literally all a bunch of tranny eggs.

Give me a secomd to find the academic article based on the Harvard study on the subject.

>faggot

who cares

So I'm poor because I have a PC and a tablet, and use the tablet to browse Yea Forums when I'm laying in bed? Guarantee I'm older than you and I've been here longer son, thing you learn over time about newfags is that everyone is a newfag once. However it wasn't a problem before because they would lurk, and they would learn. Now they just come for the normie porn but they learn nothing about the culture of this place because it's all but dead. Yellowfags are the last vestige of that culture and spirit, if you don't understand that then you're even newer than you sound.

So no proof then? Just talking out of our ass are we?

Does the board track ban and deletion activity? Some do is why I ask.

I imagine its out there accessible but until then all youre doing is throwing an autistic fit

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Its a known thing. Sorry you have created an absolute construct to verify something that by design is not meant to be transparent. What does this proof look like to your autistic eyes? Perhaps you can do the research! I like it _ make us know the boot licker mantra is valid!

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>L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings.

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this is just so hilarious right here.

no porn, except the weird shit im into.

fucking hyporites.

Also, something being something for a long time, and that thing slowly changing into something different? Its going to happen to you a lot, grow up and learn to deal with change, quit acting like mom put you on time out and took away your tendies because someone posted something you dont like on a board named "random"

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Yea Forums is not Yea Forums without the b/b/c
please understand that blacked and cuck threads are eternal and essential for this board

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seems ok to me.

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I’m very proud yellow friends.

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That would work perfectly

delete the part about traps
fuck traps
traps are gay

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Who the fuck are you to try and hold a treaty?

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There's nothing wrong with the occasional fb ig rate my x thread, but currently Yea Forums is competency oversaturated by those. This needs to stop. Yellowfags are right.

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>porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Fuck off no porn at all

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>Normal Fags
Its normalfag you normalfag.

>ban straight porn
>keep gay porn

SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS

/bant/ has porn you mongoloid

>Shitpost 24/7
>Come from site that will let you make a server with your own rules
Make a non-porn Yea Forums on discord???

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>Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.

YIFF IN THE DEEPEST FUCKING BOILING HELL

No deal. Yellow fags rot it hell

Why would we compromise when you lost?

bump against p0rn

bump f

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