Well, ain't this a fine how-de-doo

Well, ain't this a fine how-de-doo.

morning Yea Forums, what's everybody drinking today?

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well well, such a pity!
I was looking forward to having one hell of a time, like we used to~

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low temperatures, perhaps..
I may have been forgotten at last.

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why do you assume we're drinking. do you have autism. what does it matter what we're drinking. why do you expect anything but shit you fucking pedophile?

You're showing your face on a loli board, you're kind of retarded.

GOTO /soc/ or /r9k/ we're full up on camtards.

What would your boss think knowing you looked at this?

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autism, pedophilia, retardation, cam-whores?
marvelous, it seems little has changed~

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knowing what people do these days, I imagine nothing would happen, this is a busy time we live in.

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Is there more porn on Yea Forums than never before?

I am glad you asked that question!

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You see, distraction by perversion is the future of the INNERNET! Look around ya, notice how no one is who they seem to be? Trust me, this is all leading somewhere terrible and bottomless, but the ride will be a laugh and a half!

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Long time no see, friend. How ya been? Miller High Life and Evan's here

Busy as hell, buddy, drinkin' and staying clean. gotta repair a car and get my papers in order again, as well as get thru Red Dead 2. Game says I'm about.. 28 percent thru? I hope to Hell I get to blast Micah down before the end, he's a fuckin' shit-heel and I do NOT trust him.

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be back in a bit, I gotta make boom-boom that could end a Call of Duty game, like one of those ones that take place in the future!!

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Glad to hear. I'm playing RDR2 too. I'll keep my mouth shut so I don't spoil anything for you

sweet, I'm dragging my ass thru all the side stuff really slow, I can't stop trapping in FPS mode! also, DAMN is it quiet around here!! time for more music. And yeah, we just got to the hideout in that old southern manse, so that's where I am.

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>you

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pffh, I WISH! They don't seem to sell Camo around my new home, but if it was 2 for 3, I'd be on that shit... unless it tasted like urinal run-off, as some malt licka does.

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shucks howdy, must've picked a pretty mild nite to show myself again.

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Jesus fucking Christ I love you.

Shovel Knight bump!
STRIKE THE THREAD!!

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Aw.. I love ya too, buddy!
Unless you're a complete and total shitlord who should be executed by the public assembly, in which case... let's figure this out first.

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Da fuk are you talking about you retarded nek beard, work and drink your sorry ass life away nikel you attention hore fagt social reject mother fucker do us a favor and end it tonight that will be the best thing you can ever contribute to Yea Forums

wowie zowie, even YOU remembered my name~! Even this is a tiny notch on an already endless staff of wandering

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why do you look so disgusting and.smelly .. i would honestly be so grossed out having to be a yard near you,

You know what i want? I just want a small hobby farm, maybe grow a few pot plants, but mostly garden stuff, have a few animals and just kinda forget about all the crazy political bullshit thats going on today.

I miss you

sitting on the shitter.. micjeys, gay ass vape and drunk texting my dike friend.. fuckin mondays

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Irish Spring, fool! You know how good it smells, yet you cannot sniff~

....wait, I think I made it weird.

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You sound like my younger brother... and he's got an excellent head on his shoulders. I say go for it, friendo! Once you can, I mean, don't wanna bury you in encouragement.

KAHAHAH!! at least there's decent beer at fist, eh? Hope that texting results in some... acceptable progress, mm?

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Are you a serial killer or something?

eyyyy.. i was just wondering where your ugly mug has been.. salutations brothahhhh

Oh fuck, are you the lad who was on r9k?

hopefully a pity hand job at least.. god, i need to get laid soon.. otherwise ill becona an 8ncel mass plinker

No, just a drunken man of the world who loves to have fun and share the vibe.
The name's nickel... and I'll be back in 20 seconds, I need to fetch my beer mug

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Can you do the merchant pose?

Farm guy again, To be honest Im just waiting on a big payout that's only two years out. i have already moved out to Amish country. They don't even have normal internet up here. I get mine off a mobile plan.

They shunned a bunch of their own kind up here, the rest moved to Utah. So a ton of land is open and houses. However they don't have running water or electric. but i used to do that stuff for a living, no one wants the houses or the land, its a fantastic opportunity. im just waiting to pounce.

Busy, moving from place to place, rebuilding a car, that's about it. Also, WHAT UP, BUDDY?
What's r9k? also, no.
That sounds like an all-of-us problem, eh~?


also, I FOUND MY MUG! Anyone who's drinking out there is punished... FINISH YOUR DRINK!!

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drink slammed.. nothing much.. got a promotion whoooo.. staying drunk.. last nifht roped a bull and hopefully making prifress with an autistic wino grill at work

i'm not drinking but i'll finish my bowl. i wanted to join in on the jolly good thread

place to place eh? hows that?

which merchant?
while the whiny do-gooder in my brain is saying, 'preserve the land, don't spoil natures splendor!', the rationalist in me is saying 'make sure someone smart is seeing to this project' so, I'm glad you're going to make a decent effort of it. The world's a tough place to figure out these days, but the Amish definitely need organization and a firmware update.. maybe

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Ah, /r9k/. My bad. There was another fellow with a similar pair of sunglasses drinking and chatting in a similar manner. Not the most common occurrence, so I was wondering if it was you.

Been thinking about you these past few weeks. I've been binging and ive been wanting to see nickel before I pass out. Glad to see you're doing good dude

Jesus fuck! You still alive?!

Oh man, the farmland is already prepped for the most part, they have been growing stuff on it for ages, they even have horse stables and the houses are MASSIVE. I been doing a few odd jobs for some of the other amish up here and learning what they do, and how they do it. Im going to have a simpler life.

I don't have a choice, I feel so out of place with today's culture. Im already married and and know my way around animals. the wife works big tech [cant go into details here] and wants the farm just as bad as i do. she says she needs a place to get away from the screens when shes off work, We have so many hiking trails up here to go horseback on.

Brother, its happening. Once i get settled in im never looking back.

fabulous! you go make pritress with that grill! bring the wino!
jolly good tokes to you, my man!
it's going okay so far, but I miss having a bed.
well.... NOW I KNOW WHO I HAVE TO KILL.
after the thread, o'course~
it is my pleasure to serve, my friend, and I am glad you are presumably doing good as well.
IT IS NEVER OVER.

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Glad you're doing good bro.
Like i wish i could post like you. I take shots and wait for someone to hit me up.
Fuck I'm drunk dude. Heres to the vodka

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fellow farmbro here.. you will never gegeret tht e farm life brother.. stay strong, press on

Goodness gracious!
..well then, you've got your path well planned ahead of you! No flippancy, of course, this sounds like a solid life you've charted and I'm proud to hear of its impending confirmation! Congrats to you and your wife, buddy.. I hope you two lead a prosperous and wholesome life, I really do!

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tell your wife u said hi. hope she has big milkers. these captchas are getting hard

Here's to the friends we never see coming, buddy.
CHEERS!


now... it seems I found a slightly-opened 4Loko green apple in the fridge I left over from the party last nite... so here goes nothing.

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bump for justice

Heck yeah man! id rather work for myself and my family than ever spend another day working for some company that would replace me in a heartbeat. Trading in nasty customers for goofy goats is a dream come true. I hope your adventures keep you happy for years to come man.

It took a lot of mistakes to figure out what i wanted out of life, A LOT but im starting to get a little older these days, its going to be fantastic, my whole porch is covered in different plants im just testing and fooling around with, The wife freaks out at how big the buttercrunch gets every day haha. but i appreciate the kindness of all you guys.

Do you have a plan on what you aspire to do?

Not so much the milkers, but her booty i am sure was crafted by a higher power.

Justice...?
no no no, the real question is can I kill this whole thing in one go, mm?

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Comedian and writer, in whatever capacity I can, when I'm not working or picking up labor jobs. Frankly, I'd wanna have your job to return to from day to day, it feels kinder to the world somehow.

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You got a pretty good personality, from what i can see, you are easy to talk to, i suggest if you are going for comedy [im told im pretty funny on the regular] reference your material from things that you have had happen to you, it makes the material more wholesome and relatable. it also allows you to keep a flow of the story going as you have a point of reference rather than something completely made up. The depth of the story and the hilarious climaxes keep people listening and engaged.

And now... the ultra-poison flows into my body!
CHEERIO, OLD CHAP~!

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Like it sucks dude my friends are 5 minutes away but I'm over here offering them bullshit.
Dude Fuck yeah! I'm drinking a watermelon flavored 4 loko with vodka!
Cheers to chillen my brother!

holy fuck its fat chan
where the fuck have you been brother?
where's that anime mug?

JESUS FUCK MY STOMACH FEELS LIKE THE WAR SCENE FROM THE SECOND RENAISSANCE IN THE ANIMATRIX LOOKS TO TEENAGER! AAAARRGHH!!

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booty.. mmmm

pride month.

I've been a story-teller most of my youth-to-adult life, so focusing on that sounds like a prime plan! holy cow, my guts are screeching at me.. that mug-gulp of 4Loko may have been a mistake-- but I like keeping people engaged regardless, eh?
4Loko and Vodka?? WHAT A NIGHTMARE!!
LET'S CHILL!
Bunta?? ......I don't know, and I wish I did...

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Last post from farm guy for the night.

Keep up the good work! but i suggest you have a glass or two of water before bed! which is exactly wear im headed, Goodnight man.

Would you consider yourself an alcoholic

Thank you for the reminder, but I shall take the waters with a special nod tonite, farm-buddy! Good nite, brother.

RIGHT, ALL YOU LAZY BUMS ARE PUNISHED!! FINISH YOU DRINKS!!
this one comes from my grandpa~

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it took me a while to find but here it is
this mug

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Surprised to see you're still around after all this time. It's good to see you once again.

sit on my face

look at those numbers

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Why don't you fuck off you bitter little cunt.

What would your mom think

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she dead

aw man.. I know he's out there somewhere!
... the second I find him, you'll know.
well, this is how it goes! Nice to see ya too~

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Back in Guam. Drinking non-alcoholic Erdinger. Went to rehab last month

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Perhaps you need some bolstering from all of us out here, cheering for your success!!

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good to see your face around here old friend, whats the bed situation?

Four months today dude

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Couch.
But I retain my strengths to the world.

On that note, we gotta close out the thread for the evening... wish I didn't have to though, cuz this has been super exciting from post to post!

Expect nothing and appreciate everything.
See you again.

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night fatchan

ni nite.. love you brother

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I know it's impossible, but as this thunderstorm seems to be gathering..
thank you for playing, my friends.

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>cums in mouth
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