This is Sgt. Russle of the Yea Forums police. We've been receiving reports of repeating digits in this area. Show me your singles and you're free to go, young man.
This is Sgt. Russle of the Yea Forums police. We've been receiving reports of repeating digits in this area...
Sure this Officer!
No repeating digits here. Carry on, civilian.
Do you have a warrant?
What's your probable cause?
I am also filming this interaction.
No repeating digits here, sir!
Fuck you pig you can't detain me
I don't need a warrant for a public space, citizen.
It's a well known fact that repeating digits or "doubles" as they are sometimes called, are a menace to the community.
Filming? Make sure you get my good side.
No doubles here; you're ok but I'm watching you.
I'm sorry, sir. If you back trace me, you'll see lots of single. I understand that consequences will never be the same...sir!
You never were detained sir, not with those singles.
i'm single
This ain't monkey business I guess
am I free to go? you have to tell me. am I free to go
You were always free to go, sir.
no worries officer
No worries, citizen.
oh. hey there officer, haha, I'll just be going now
Apologies, officer.
of course officer...
shit
You folks move along.
What seems to be the problem officer?
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Never new fag.
Don't worry officer, I've got a license for these trips
just passing through
I wasn't speeding right? My ebike read 20
HOLD IT
B...but im a law abiding citizen, im just holding these trips for a friend!
woah there must be some sorta misunderstanding! when's the last time your radar was calibrated
Fuck the cops
just buying licor
Sgt. Russle will accidently misplace your ticket if you give him a slow sloppy one with a finger in the butt.
You wanna explain these doubles, boy?
Officer I'm clean I swear
Coming straight from the ground
OH FUCK CUFF ME GENTLEMEN.
it was coming from inside the agency! call internal affairs
This
You'll never take me alive!!!
just moving the car Officer
China...
Can't breathe, don't shoot
Double digits
Not in my Christian neighborhood
Sure officer, I've nothing to hide.
Not with out a warrant you pig
Oh shit.
Ok fatass
>when you ask the chinese laundry to make sure everything is pressed
OI! present your loicence immediately or be arrested
Oh shit nigga
I uhhhh......I don't have one.
Go suck a pig you wanker
Oh shit nigga, indeed!
c'mere lads! these boys need to be taught a lesson
Here you are officer. My papers and melanin levels check out.
Shot instantly
oh shit nigga, oh shit nigga indeed
Bring it on you Limey fucks!
No you
You'll have a better chance of finding a donut fatty pig
OI! you think you're a tough bloke do you?
Tougher than you, wanker!
I fongered my sister's cousin's car in the back of my rodeo
fuck da police
ain't no doubles here pi... er... officer
Look at these wankers. I bet their wives wank BBC aĺl day.
you won't be laughin when we breach and "accidentally" flashbang your mom and shoot your dog
Law abiding citizen coming through...
oh, come on, boys. we need fine young officers, ready for service.
oh shit...
fuck off abusive cop, i got rights man
i dindu nuffin
Is what I am doing illegal officer?
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!
I'm going to have to take you down town for further questioning...
Good evening, officer. What seems to be the problem?
just leave me alone.
Kek
please no
you might want to get that chin checked out
HEh
STOP RESISTING ARREST!
*BLAM!*
I heard blackup was required!
FUCK MY BOY BUTTHOLE
AREEST YOURSELF
nothing to see here Officer...
damn, those budget cuts must be hitting hard.
STOP RIGHT THERE!
I have the right to carry concealed dubs, officer.
im straight, mr officer
epic
Of course, sir.
I swears officer, I wuz just minding my own business. I don't want no trouble.
Fuck off..
Only singles here, officer
You gonna arrest me nigger. I just shot up the 7/11
but im just a good white boy
right here officer sorry
I am innocent ~
FREEEEEDOM
Dont worry officer, nothing to see here
Just out here coolin' off, no dubs here.
I am an innocent man who knows his rights.
why does that give me the weirdest boner
stop trying to turn me into a furry you freak!
I'm no criminal
Stop being a furry then
Don't knock it until you try it big fella.
I feel like there is something illegal about this but I don't know what
Check em Officer I got nothing to hide
uhhh, im clean maaannnn.. i swear...
You'll never catch me fucker
Fuck you copper! Fuck you long and fuck you hard.
aye fuck 12 bruh
holy shit, this is fucking lit! mootfanfag here!
zero dubs here sir
No dubs here officer, I'm just on my way to, uh, /sci/
Sure here you go officer. I can assure you I've never gotten repeating digits in my life
farewell lower vertebrae
I know my rights
No problem officer.
I have a huge moot folder on another computer. Maybe dump tomorrow. Just dusting off an old laptop right now.
Ol
Fuck you pig dindu nuffin kangz n shit
The Banks family is always on the right side of the law