This is Sgt. Russle of the Yea Forums police. We've been receiving reports of repeating digits in this area...

This is Sgt. Russle of the Yea Forums police. We've been receiving reports of repeating digits in this area. Show me your singles and you're free to go, young man.

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Sure this Officer!

No repeating digits here. Carry on, civilian.

Do you have a warrant?

What's your probable cause?

I am also filming this interaction.

No repeating digits here, sir!

Fuck you pig you can't detain me

I don't need a warrant for a public space, citizen.
It's a well known fact that repeating digits or "doubles" as they are sometimes called, are a menace to the community.
Filming? Make sure you get my good side.
No doubles here; you're ok but I'm watching you.

I'm sorry, sir. If you back trace me, you'll see lots of single. I understand that consequences will never be the same...sir!

You never were detained sir, not with those singles.

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i'm single

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This ain't monkey business I guess

am I free to go? you have to tell me. am I free to go

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You were always free to go, sir.

no worries officer

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No worries, citizen.

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oh. hey there officer, haha, I'll just be going now

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Apologies, officer.

of course officer...

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shit

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You folks move along.

What seems to be the problem officer?

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XSmw7v

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Never new fag.

Don't worry officer, I've got a license for these trips

just passing through

I wasn't speeding right? My ebike read 20

HOLD IT

B...but im a law abiding citizen, im just holding these trips for a friend!

woah there must be some sorta misunderstanding! when's the last time your radar was calibrated

Fuck the cops

just buying licor

Sgt. Russle will accidently misplace your ticket if you give him a slow sloppy one with a finger in the butt.

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You wanna explain these doubles, boy?

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Officer I'm clean I swear

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Coming straight from the ground

OH FUCK CUFF ME GENTLEMEN.

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it was coming from inside the agency! call internal affairs

This

You'll never take me alive!!!

just moving the car Officer

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China...

Can't breathe, don't shoot

Double digits
Not in my Christian neighborhood

Sure officer, I've nothing to hide.

Not with out a warrant you pig

Oh shit.

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Ok fatass

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>when you ask the chinese laundry to make sure everything is pressed

OI! present your loicence immediately or be arrested

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Oh shit nigga

I uhhhh......I don't have one.

Go suck a pig you wanker

Oh shit nigga, indeed!

c'mere lads! these boys need to be taught a lesson

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Here you are officer. My papers and melanin levels check out.

Shot instantly

oh shit nigga, oh shit nigga indeed

Bring it on you Limey fucks!

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No you

You'll have a better chance of finding a donut fatty pig

OI! you think you're a tough bloke do you?

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Tougher than you, wanker!

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I fongered my sister's cousin's car in the back of my rodeo

fuck da police

ain't no doubles here pi... er... officer

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Look at these wankers. I bet their wives wank BBC aĺl day.

you won't be laughin when we breach and "accidentally" flashbang your mom and shoot your dog

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Law abiding citizen coming through...

oh, come on, boys. we need fine young officers, ready for service.

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oh shit...

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fuck off abusive cop, i got rights man

i dindu nuffin

Is what I am doing illegal officer?

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GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!

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I'm going to have to take you down town for further questioning...

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Good evening, officer. What seems to be the problem?

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just leave me alone.

Kek

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please no

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you might want to get that chin checked out

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HEh

STOP RESISTING ARREST!
*BLAM!*

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I heard blackup was required!

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FUCK MY BOY BUTTHOLE

AREEST YOURSELF

nothing to see here Officer...

damn, those budget cuts must be hitting hard.

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STOP RIGHT THERE!

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I have the right to carry concealed dubs, officer.

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im straight, mr officer

epic

Of course, sir.

I swears officer, I wuz just minding my own business. I don't want no trouble.

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Fuck off..

Only singles here, officer

You gonna arrest me nigger. I just shot up the 7/11

but im just a good white boy

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right here officer sorry

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I am innocent ~

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FREEEEEDOM

Dont worry officer, nothing to see here

Just out here coolin' off, no dubs here.

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I am an innocent man who knows his rights.

why does that give me the weirdest boner
stop trying to turn me into a furry you freak!

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I'm no criminal

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Stop being a furry then

Don't knock it until you try it big fella.

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I feel like there is something illegal about this but I don't know what

Check em Officer I got nothing to hide

uhhh, im clean maaannnn.. i swear...

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You'll never catch me fucker

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Fuck you copper! Fuck you long and fuck you hard.

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aye fuck 12 bruh

holy shit, this is fucking lit! mootfanfag here!

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zero dubs here sir

No dubs here officer, I'm just on my way to, uh, /sci/

Sure here you go officer. I can assure you I've never gotten repeating digits in my life

farewell lower vertebrae

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I know my rights

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No problem officer.

I have a huge moot folder on another computer. Maybe dump tomorrow. Just dusting off an old laptop right now.

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Ol

Fuck you pig dindu nuffin kangz n shit

The Banks family is always on the right side of the law

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