Femanon thread part 3

Why? It’s just an anus, we all have one. Why don’t you want to see mine?
Show us yours too!!?

Don’t really have one honestly. I think I prefer men’s natural scents.

No thank you.

No, I dont think so.

~Anna~

fuck this made me realise I forgot to put on deodorant today

Home now. Can vocaroo if anyone is interested.

~Anna~

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If you suddenly grew taller than your boyfriend, what would you do

That would feel wrong, especially considering he was 6’2”

~Anna~

Do you like oral? Giving or receiving?

Almost certain this isn't a femanon but I'll shoot anyway.

Do any femanons on here have an kinks like a lot of guys on here do?
like giantess stuff or vore? Like dudes that day dream about being less than finger sized being dropped in a giantesses panties as she goes about her day.

Anything like that but for women?

no thank youu
i've seen videos but never thought of putting one on a guy i'm not with a sub so it's not an option at the moment
raped at least i can still write a book and git rich and be famous
i'm into it
i think it's called "light blue" or something
not at all

cont.

same as giving
i'm into really big men not really into vore but guro yes

Nothing as weird as that but I do have a piss kink.
-some chick

What makes a girl yearn for a committed romance?

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>furry
no romance for you user.

Mmmm maybe if its shaved

No

Raped please

No problems here

Armani you and anything by bvgari

Not possible im already 6’3

Love it!!! I can suck cock all day if you let me

Who cares

~tiff

>Nothing as weird
>piss kink

ok lol

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Are there TVs in the womens locker room?
If so, what is played on them?

Every mens locker room in America has a TV playing ESPN.

How fat are you girls?

I dunno. I've never been in a women's locker room.

Do you ever check out other girls? Why?

120lbs short as fuck

Yes, because I like girls lmfao

I'm not fat i'm skinny.

Not at my gym

Im actually very lean and muscular for a femanon

Not really I love men mmmmmmmm

~tiffy chan

Do girls like dick? Obviously not JUST dick. Lets just say you are attracted to a man. Are you kinda disgusted by his dick?

Do you like the idea of getting strangers excited or aroused?

vocaroo.com/i/s0qDPJy9xZ2a

~Anna~

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this right here 90lb 5' to be specific

> Are you kinda disgusted by his dick?
No not at all especially if it looks nice
Yes

If you didn't care what sex partners thought, what would you do with your pubic, underarm, and leg hair

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I would still shave it I enjoy the smoothness

I LOOOOVE dick
Post your dicks boys!

Oh yes!

Id shave them that’s disgusting

~tiff

vocaroo.com/i/s0s4UbqHy4jM

~Anna~

Every time I see these threads I just think about meeting up with one of these Femanons and railing the absolute shit out of them

I like it unless it's short (below 5) or gross

Yeah, changed my shirt in my car, turned around to see some creep that I didnt notice before staring once. My main thought was that I was glad to be hot.

Definitely shave pits. Shave legs like every 2 days and pubes like once a week bc it doesnt bother me

>tiff
Fuck off tranny, this is a femanon thread, not a tranny thread.

eh, i'll shoot. about to jerk it anyway

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Do you want to raise children?

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Depends on what you look like

Is it due to us responding or the fact that we females exist?

At first, I never wanted kids because I have little siblings and they're awful. But I met this wonderful guy and honestly I'd have his kids because hed be a great dad

No, but i would babysit for friends/family

Im down ;)

Not bad bit small tho lol

No way ew

Kill yourself you bigot
Fucking cunt die in a fire

~tiffy

I miss H.

agreed
mtf are not real women

Both
7/10 Regularly go to the gym, bulking RN. 6'1, 185lbs brown hair blue eyes
Not into trannies... yet

lol, it's as thick as my wrist at 5.3 inches girth and 6 inches length. I'm above average.
If you need more than that you're a size queen, which happens.
are you a big girl? post ass

What is it about this person that has changed your view on 1. having his children and 2. raising them?

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I'm scared to say I'm an 8/10 because no one will fucking believe me lmao.

why are female so weird and never get to the point, just tell me you like me instead of doing all sort of riddles i dont understand

He is the kindest person I've ever met. The way he acts around his younger brother is very caring. I would have them because I find him beautiful, and I would raise them because I know he would help me through it

How are these threads exempt from tits & timestamp

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I'm scared to say I'm a 9/10 because no one will fucking believe me lmao.

>Kill yourself you bigot
>Fucking cunt die in a fire
>~tiffy
that's how a crazy person talks

Why isn't there dick and a timestamp

The femanons were invited
& were not attention whoring
or asking for anything

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Fuck you you fucking piece of shit fucking keyboard warrior neck up you cunt

Im tall and fit darling and 6 inches is merely average. Keep that for an average girl, i need superior cock not wee little average peepee lol

If you weren’t hiding behind a screen id fucking bash your skull open you lowlife

~tchan

Ew, it's just some self absorbed swedish cunt. Sage and abandon.

Am I the only one that thinks tiff has a penis

Very cute

Where is the autismo that was trying to push his beast fetish on Anna? Would love to make fun of him right about now.

pics

I most certainly do not have a penis

~tiff

Im still here bro just watching the show

Where's the anal prolapse? Shitty diagram.

Well I certainly don't. Then again I've been wrong before

Absolutely not. I'm certain 90% of these "femanon btw"'s have penises. The only one to confirm they don't have a dick is vchan but she's a 40 year old saggy titted chain smoker that's dating a messican so she might as well be a man.

You're pathetic. That is all. See ya around.

>being very defensive about being called a tranny
it does seem to suggest that doesnt it

Rude

There's an American sitcom I saw years ago. They compared romance to a concert of some sort.

"making out and cuddling are like that comedian that they bring in to do a bit for the audience before they finally bring out Sting (referencing sex). But for some reason you women always want to see the fucking comedian again".

Is there any truth to this? Do most women really enjoy the comedian as opposed to the main act of Sting's performance?

ooooooooooooooooooooohhh you're one of those dragon dildo, birth doesn't hurt, shout and it echo types kek.
that's cool it happens.
Just don't try to act cool about it because this isn't a highschool cafeteria, we have the internet now and national average studies.
more than half of men can't please you lol, it happens just don't be so mad about it haha

I don’t want to see some fat guys tits

vocaroo.com/i/s1wSXTIA0AAT

~Anna~

Literally wouldn't mind if you ceased breathing.

I do not have a penis

I do not have a penis

I do not have a penis

Fucks sake how many times does a girl have to repeat this

Butthurt 6inch average lol
You know, being average means half the man population out there has a bigger cock than your little sardine lol

~tiff

Imagine wanting to beat the shit out of another woman because they steal the attention away from you in a thread on Yea Forums.

the average is 5.5 I'm 6
I'm far above that lol.

>first one to throw out insults
>guy tries to tell you don't be mad.
>get's angrier "boo boo wah, no you mad"

little cute becky got hit on every time by chad and you were left by the wayside, I get it lmao. Do me a favour bertha, don't be angry cattle your whole life kek, you'll be as single as you are now forever haha

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This is true, affection and care feels better

vocaroo.com/i/s1bskf29pMUb

~Anna~

>self proclaimed child abandonment
Hey, did you know that you're a piece of garbage for abandoning a child? No? Well, friendly reminder that you're a piece of garbage for abandoning your child. Teehee *giggles*
Also,
>i'm actually not swedish, my father was swedish
>not swedish
>father was swedish
>teehee giggle giggle so cute OwO

No, you don't understand. It would be a two hour long session of just pure and utter pummeling.
Fuck, thinking of it gets me going.

Listen here you little twerp
I get more men than you can imagine
When i hit the club im the center of attention with men literally gagging to get a piece of this top shelf ass
5.5 is a fucking joke
If your happy with your little incy wincy tiny peepee then good for you
But in the circles where the real men are and the rea women are you would be literally laughed at like im laughing at you
Your best bet is to kill your self in hopes that reincarnation exists so that you maybe might come back with a real cock not a schoolboy doodle

Die in a fire please xx

~tiffy chan :)

Anna, any chance for you to record something short yet erotic?

>teehee teehee whoopsies, fell outta muh chair teehee
>pretending like she doesn't commandeer each and every thread since the beginning of these threads
>teehee teehee
>literally 5 seconds of actually answering the question and she literally negates the responsibility on Vchan
>the remainder 23 seconds trying way too hard to be cute
Jesus christ, this is prime female cringe.

ITT: things kinda go to shit

How did you not know you had a son? Didn't you...give birth?

kek you actually think I'm reading all that.
good bye bertha, enjoy your night. Don't take life too seriously.

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kek

If you have something sure.

Funny way of looking at that, ha. I do my own threads sometimes as well.

~Anna~

Annawhy the fuck do you post here? I'm just wondering

Questions anyone?
I have one for yall, what do you drink when on Yea Forums?
I normally drink tea other times just water.

Bye shortdick! *wave*

~tiff

I drink Chardonnay usually
Sometimes Gin/tonic

~tiff

>If you have something sure.
could you do a recording telling me that I'm a stupid, dumb black animal, and I better stroke this big black cock and cum for you, as that's my only worthwhile trait?

wow that's pretty classy

Fuxk out of here
Post pics with tits and we'll see how bad you think you is
Bitch probably has no booty, an irregular figure, trash makeup and a weak pussy game

Water mostly. Almost posted a nude after drinking a shit ton of vodka so not doing that again

vocaroo.com/i/s1LalXFBrGi3

Boredom, a feeling of community.

Uhh...

~Anna~

>pretend to struggle whilst telling sob story
>throw in a few giggles to further cuteness during said sob story
>few sighs here and there to fluctuate between cute and sad
But most of all
>i aborted my child but he lived somehow
>my father, who told me to get the abortion, gave the child away to a family
>insert miracle story of boy/girl who survives said abortion calling his mother for the first time
Are we supposed to actually believe this?

Do you ever post nudes/provocative pics of yourself? Asking for uh, science.

For sure raped ;)

Hey, I want to do voice recordings because it's easy proof that I'm female without my tits. Do you know how safe it is to do? What are the chances someone will save your shit? Do you think you'll ever be recognized

>Uhh...
if you're not comfortable with that, maybe a cuck recording where you tell the listener to stroke his little dick while he watches you get filled and stretched by a real man?

What can i say im a classy girl

I have posted here before never again
Just use your imagination hun
6’3 fit lean some muscles
Killer succ and love ass play

Post your dick but only if your above 7

~tiffy;)

>i do my own threads as well
No, you don't. You constantly highjack any and all active femanon threads. I'm here constantly and haven't seen you miss a single thread. You're always there trying to soak up all the attention but you bring nothing but fake stories to the table. Everything you say is extremely contradictory. Any time someone brings it up you ignore them or act as if they have no idea what they're talking about. There are so many holes in your story.

What's your race bitch?
You didn't mention PC Master race
I wouldn't fuck no smoke, no bean, and no yellow ranger
Yeah
My dick is 5 so it's definitely not stretching out some whore pussy but bet you'd like it either way
Use your imagination Hun
Imagine the rhythym

DAMNN

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Bumping this for pic of Tiff. Go on, show them what you're made of.

yikes but I guess you live and you learn
thats kinda why i go on the nudes/tributes threads, just to make sure someone didn't post me

Im white and your gone

Find yourself a fatty or something desperate enough to be satisfied with a 5’ doodle lol

~tiff

>pretending to struggle
Nah, it's not a sad story anymore, I didn't have any moments where I had to collect myself.
>supposed to believe
I really don't care if you do or don't user, it doesn't effect me any way.

Nah, just my face and clothed body like Vchan

~Anna~

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Bitch you're irrelevant to me as well
Get rekt fucking with Tyrone or Brett as he chokes you out and leaves you a single mom

>some muscles
You mean an easy 320lbs chanting 'healthy at all sizes'

I've been monitoring this thread for some time now.
7.3 here.
I wouldn't come near you ever for so many reasons. You sound like an angry huge psychopathic obese woman that simultaneously hates men while begging for their attention. pure tumbler driven ham planet.

The guys on here I'm sure get their kick out of messing with your head but god damn you sound disgusting inside and out.

Nah
No fatties over here
Only thick women
No fat bitches
THICK
No desperation
Only perspiration

Bump. Fuck Anna. She seems like a liar. Post a non-revealing pic to tease us boys with. You seem like the type who would love to keep us wanting more... not that we already don't want more.

I know you don't give a shit. You're just here to spin a web for attention. You aren't the first female to ever do this, believe it or not.

Post full bod?
Also what does it take to get in your pants?
I mean realistically, if I'm in Engl-Scot-Ireland and I walked up and asked to fuck, down or not?

vocaroo.com/i/s18agvJkxs7v

~Anna~

Have fun being manipulated, then.

Uh i don’t think I’ll be getting pregnant anytime soon lol

Im not fat, im lean cant you read?
Post your cock then if you think its so great

Lol ok whatever

No pics hun soz

~t han

Sorry bud, unless you're a dead dictator she's not going to fuck you.

Meh, I came here to share my story, stuck around for the banter.

Sure I guess. I’m celibate now, ha.

~Anna~

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Like I said user, I'd be happy to fill in the blanks if you're missing something in what happened to me, hell I'll even talk to you privately on kik if you'd like.

~Anna~

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Not salty
Bitch
As a man
Coming to Yea Forums is bad enough
But you're on here as a woman
Replying to a nigga you don't even know and who wasn't talking to you to begin with baiting looking for dicks
Foh

yall niggas know thats a dude right?

>"Im not fat, im lean"
fucking lmao, and the challenger didn't explode, it disengaged with style.

There's a part of me that doesn't even believe you're a femanon but really well done bait, your fat body with a timestamp gets my cock in a pic. end of story.

vocaroo.com/i/s1tJX7n0hjdC

"That's it, keep watching this big, tall muscular hung stud stretch me out while you sit there in the corner stroking your little dicklette. That's a good boy. Now come over here and lick my bare soles while this huge, manly cock shoots cum that's so much stronger than yours, that if you were to both cum in my, his cum would surely kill yours. It would be a slaughter. Like watching an army of Elite warriors slaying short, fat balding cripples. Good boy."

post soles, please Anna?

The larping is real on this thread

>i'll be more than happy to elaborate on my stories
Explain how your child allegedly survived an abortion. Explain how your father got ahold of this child after said failed abortion and legally delivered him onto a new family. Explain why you constantly disregard user's who poke holes in your stories. Explain how you have no problems with any of the other femanons but wish to simultaneously wreck them. Explain why you feel the need to giggle at all criticisms directed toward you whilst deflating the subject every. Single. Fucking. Time. Why do you try so hard to be cute, especially when the subject matter is perceivingly depressive. Why do you throw in unnecessary cutesy shit into your vocaroos when the other femanons can get straight to the point without doing a bunch of ditzy, forced giggling? Go ahead and redirect all these accusations like you normally do. I'll wait.

Got a good laugh out of that one.

I'm going to try not to laugh then...

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~Anna~

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>the challenger didn't explode, it disengaged with style.

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>no pics
Can't blame a fella for trying, can ya? Love the fire behind your posts. Can you at least elaborate on your height?

Please stop trying so hard. Please. Please. PLEASE.

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Would rather beat my meat to an honest trap than a manipulative woman.

lmao, glad you had fun recording it. Even though it wasn't serious material, it was still hot to hear you say it.

How the fuck do I solve this?

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Photomath says x=4

seconding this, anna, please post feet

femanons: are most female anuses as small as in the OP

because a lot of porn has led me to believe that certain parts are larger and more brown than as i understood

Get aids you bigot lowlife cunts
Fucken keybord warriors if u said it to me face I swear to Fucken christ id cut your throat
Get aids

~t

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Thanks user.

Whew lad, I'm a biology teacher, not a math teacher.

hold on a bit then.

~Anna~

Anna, are you into big cocks? How big do you like them?

I'm not Anna, but I'll help you. First factor the 2 out of 2x-4, producing 2(x-2). Then multiply the sum (7/2) by (x - 2) and (1/x-2) by 2, cancelling the denominators from the equation, thus simplifying to 7x - 14 = 12 + 2. If you can't solve from there, God help you.

Average is good, Papa was big enough.

~Anna~

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Nice, thank you!

nice! can you please post the bottoms?

WTF is this shit, tits or gtfo.
And is this the third thread? Shit, you fags are fucking disappointing.

What the fuck? Why am i a lowlife? I just wanted to know your height, relax. I'm not a pajeet, all you have to say is "hey retard, i don't feel comfortable sharing this info. Stop asking." Could've left me out, yknow. It's not like i can't take no for an answer.

I believe the diagram is slightly exaggerated but I would say for someone who's never done anal in anyway it's nowhere like the one's in porn yet slightly larger than the pic in the OP

Shut up bitch
Fuck off of Yea Forums if you're not gonna like offensive shit
Bitch you're a keyboard warrior as well
Bitch about it to Reddit or Tumblr or Twitter about the patriarchy/misogyny of Yea Forums
Bet you're a Hispanic too

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Yes, that's why the first thing to do is "tits or gtfo" before actually answering in the thread.
But now it's full of fags that know it's a dude and love it.

The drawing one is super tiny. I think average anus size is like a bit less than a quarter? Counting folds

FUCKING LOL
guys I found our op. This big ol thing couldn't reach the butter knife on the other side of the table without falling right through it!

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I guess.

~Anna~

It's very much appreciated.

Kek, I’d call them piggies

~Anna~

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I like this anna chick, she posts pics and isn't a ham planet.
hey, tiff 'out of a ton I way a fifth'. Anna's taking over this thread now.It's hers, she is the true queen lmao.

Wow! Those actually look nicer than I thought. You have some nice feet. Would massage/10

vocaroo.com/i/s0k5maUCOiv2

What a cocksucker.

So your child was brought into life, had his spine snapped, lived and was illegally given to a family? Stopped listening passed that. You are improvising hardcore. I'll probably never visit another femanon thread for as long as you're in one. You're such a blatant liar. Liars always tell stories in extremes. You expect me to believe that not only was your father willing to set up an "illegal abortion" under the table but the federally owned abortion clinic was 100% cool with it as well? When your father was the one who literally wanted you to abort the child? I mean honestly, does that add up to you? It doesn't add up to me. You're full of shit.

Im 6’3
How “big” are you? ;)

KILL YOURSELVES
CUNTS
gET AIDS LOWLIFE BIGOTS

~t

stay mad biggie not so smalls.
Anna's the superior woman, she even posts feet.
lmao, bye bovine.

Get rekt
You're getting mad at some rando

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I'm here you dumb fat cow .

Don't fucking wink at me, I'm asking anne stuff now land whale

how much are you willing to post?
butt?

>implying you go to clubs
>on Yea Forums at 1130pm

When's the last time you masturbated?
What were you thinking about?
Greentext/Vocaroo it if possible

Could you do a vocaroo encouraging me to cum to your feet pics, please?

fucking kek. She cried and tried to hate everyone in the thread because she hates her fat self and now she's getting ditched even in online forums.

reeeeekt as fuck.

>6'3
>girl
>center of attention
lmao i fucking bet

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Kill your self lowlife piece of shit I hope you die in a car fire

Earlier lol im still a bit moist

~tiffy

Thanks user.

You're funny lol, good impressions.

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~Anna~

Get aids
Im not fat
~t

Tranny detected
Sucks too cause I like em

Yes you are

I hope you die with a big black dick up your ass
Gangraped too
Since you're wishing death upon me bitch

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
you have to throw flour at her wall of a stomach and look for the wet spot KEK

Well I don't really do nudes.

Last night
Pic related
Vocaroo of me describing masturbating?

That's kind of awkward since I'm celibate now.

~Anna~

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I am not hun
I am lean af

Fuck YOU cunt fuck off bigot piece of garbage and fucken stay there

~t

That’s actually not a bad way to go lol

Kys

~t

Lean in your group
Not necessarily mean in general

Fuck you you racist piece of shit
I hope Hillary wins so she can deport legal fatties like you

That or of you actually masturbating, the latter being preferred.

Im in love with my best friend what do i do. You're a girl you should know how her female brain will react... Is there a slim chance she might start having feelings for me and stop seeing me as a friend if i tell her?

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that accent
Where from?
different language?
Sounds australian.

God you sound so much better than that ham beast that is op.

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>That's kind of awkward since I'm celibate now.
But I'm not! I get it if you don't want to encourage it, but I def. wanna fap to your feet, getting your endorsement would be awesome.

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Depends
Are you well hung with a big cock?
Obviously not because if you were you would have confidense and not be asking here lol

Fuck you im white

~tiffy chan

tiffy-chan uwu we already made a thwead for u ;)

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Following your logic, you must be ugly as fuck to spend time here attention-whoring.

As if whites historically and realistically weren't/can't/ be racist
STFU faggot
I'm white and that was the dumbest shit I heard
Get deported you fat fucj
And get raped by some minority dick you so love

i have an average sized cock thank you very much also im fairly handsome im like a 7 fuck u

vocaroo.com/i/s1suygGBhMjd

~Anna~

suspect, but I'll take it.
Thought it was australian ha

POST PAPA PIC NOW!

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Do you only get off to Papa?

O-ok...

Yes, and something else as of late.

~Anna~

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You're doing the same thing as allegedly op.

same person conspiracy theory?
Ham planet do a vocaroo, we need to confirm this

thank you for the advice its nice to get an answer on this website that's actually thoughtful and not rude as much as i like being edgy on here

She says im good looking so i guess i could try flirting more.. She doesnt have feelings for me im pretty sure about that but maybe hitting on her would change her image of me i guess

If I give you my address will you mail me a vial of your saliva?

DIE IN A FIRE

Fucken so many bigots here
If I could hack your account I would show your employer what a horrible bigoted cunt you all are
I hope you all get aids

~t

You’re welcome user, I really hope it works out for you...

No, you just want it so you can do a comprehensive ancestry report on me!

~Anna~

As someone who got friendzoned: don't wait too much, you'll regret it. You need to be honest: She either likes you, or not, and in this case it's better to lose a friend than to fall in love and suffer as you see your "friend" go on.
I mean try to flirt a while to check her responses but don't wait too much time.

What else?

ok I'm pretty certain this "anna" is the same as op.
types the same way and only responds one persona at a time.
I'm pretty sure op is a roleplaying baiting underage faggot.

Were those freckles on your thighs? Hnnnng
Pics of face?

What if I pinky promise it's for fetish stuff only?

anna is legal
the rest is true

I believe in dubs.

well dubs don't lie and you're a sociopathic tumblrette

Incest...

I am OP, I started a new one after the last 404’d and Vchan went to bed, Tiff showed up a bit later, but he’s mostly a troll I think.

I have a few, really pale and grew up in a hot climate.

Eh...what are you planning on...doing with it?

~Anna~

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The problem is I waited way too long already. We have been friends for years. She says I've been getting really handsome with the years so I have a bit of hope that she might develop feelings for me if I tell her..

I have been wondering if there is a "point of no return" where girls can never go back to seeing someone as a potential boyfriend and im stuck in the friendzone forever. I know that with guys, if a girl is good looking and she tells us she has feelings for us, its pretty easy for us to want her too regardless of us being friends, but I wonder if its the same with girls... Perhaps, you could give a female perspective on this specific question?

You're genuinely hot
If I'm ever in X location can we please hook up?

Do you think girls would like how I look or do I look too much like a trap

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Why are the children up past their god damn bedtimes!?

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Put it in my mouth and use the rest to diddle myself with my left hand so it's like you're using your spit to get me off

You're pretty but look sad. :(

Also, saliva dude wants to clone you, beware.

Hey i've got the same underwear

Anna that doesn't make any sense. You don't like guys dominating you, I like dominating you? Also what's your favorite part of your pussy?

She'll never develop other feelings for you unless she starts seeing you in another way. So, you need to flirt, you need to make it kinda obvious you are into her. Otherwise it's point of no return already, you just can't keep doing nothing and expect different results.

TITS or GTFO

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They’re super soft huh

I don't think so traps are hairless (as far as i have seen) and you have some slight hair so you're good although i will say you might want to gain some arm muscle. overall your body structure doesn't give off trap vibes

I try to flirt but I don't know how obvious I should be. I've decided I'll do more flirting from now on until she starts asking herself if i like her. It just sucks cause I really like her as a person and it would be painful to freak her out and not talk to her anymore because of it

I'm submissive, so no

I'd commit suicide, so I guess murdered

Sure

None as long as he has good hygiene and smells clean

Not scare me but I don't think I would be interested

See more of the top of his head?

Giving (but receiving is a close second)

No TV. Just music. But I'm pretty sure it's the same in the men's one.

I don't care but I shave all those except my pubes which I keep neatly trimmed.

Yes

Post no but I've taken some for a few special people.

thanks guy/gal. i beat my dick like a madman so my right arm is waaay bigger than my left lmao. i agree i should work out a bit more

Very, can't wear them to the gym though
Makes my bulge very obvious and people start to stare

I don’t think there’s any point of no return per se, but it can be difficult if you’ve got a particular perception of the person (like a brother relationship).

Ah, thank you ha. But as I’ve said before, I’m celibate...

SD!!! How have you been!? It’s been awhile...

Goodness user, that’s kind of weird...no offense.

I was very sad for a long time. Hey, maybe they can make a clone of papa as well, then we can be together again, like a new start.

I’m the sub so to speak. Eh, I dunno, it’s kind of tiny, so that’s nice, not really roast beefy.

~Anna~

>I'd commit suicide, so I guess murdered
if you're being honest you should stop posting here. It's easy to have your life ruined when you expose yourself online and it's not worth it.

I don't think you can masturbate while being celibate?
Why are you "celibate"?

Weird how?

yeah! my dick is only 6.5 but they make it look like i actually have a cock bulge lmao

If you were in the girl's position what do you think your reaction would be personally? I've known her for years and she always saw us as just friends although she says i look good. A part of me hopes after the initial shock of finding out im in love with her she might start changing her perspective and wondering if she'd like to be with me too.

Honest but not giving you freaks any identifying information

Funny thing is I have absolutely no clue where I got them. They just showed up in my wardrobe one day like a year ago

It's been awhile indeed, life's been busy & I sorta took a few month vacation if you will from using Yea Forums to get my shit together in a clearer sense

Few things changed for the better yet sadly a few for the worse but life is life after all but here I am once again

I want to have kids with you

What things make you happy? You should focus on those.

I just don’t have sex with other people, I only love Papa.

The thought of a man I do t know wanking with my spit. It’s not a weird act per se, just weird to think of it being my spit.

It’s a possibility, I’d be incredibly flattered and unfortunately can’t give you a proper response as to how I’d act considering my life experiences. It won’t hurt to try though user.

~Anna~

i am 24 and a virgin.. how would you react if you started dating a guy my age with no sexual experience?

Weird or kinky?
Think about it...

Anna isnt she’s probably banged her son by now because he looks like kaddafi she admits that hes hot and shes into incest

Ok, what is your physique like and what do you find to be the ideal physique? Please go into detail, also why do I get more turned on by a chick wearing a monokini compared to a bikini at the beach?

24 is not that old and everyone has to start somewhere don't they.

B A S E D

What is the appeal of a gangbang from the Woman s perspective?

It’s not as big of a deal as people make it out to be guys can probably get away with not saying anything while virgin girls can’t since 8/10 it hurts

Do you dream about sucking off your own son?

A part of me wants to fuck a girl and not tell her I have no experience but I'm afraid that it will be obvious in the act that I have no experience and that would just add to the humilliation

Im not those two but i’d love to watch one happen

Not watching, being gangbanged

Like me, we all need time a way. Glad to have you back and see that you're doing better. I was really worried about you for a bit.

~Anna~

I've told you many times in the past never to worry about me & I still stand by that statement to this very day

Well Fucken done cunts
Im gong to kill muself i hust drank a bittle of vodka and ambienmyou cant stp me
Im cunts fuck your all
~tffy

Not necessarily, you just need to get an idea of what that person is into and work your way from there no one’s ever a pro when just starting and you can’t please everyone so it’s just a matter of having some confidence in yourself
Hopefully this helps a bit

I've hated every person named Anna I remember.

dont do it jesus loves you i say this even tho you were rude to me

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~Anna~

Also, the first time with most girls tens to be... at least not great. It'd be kinda expected.

thanks, i just wish i knew if i can get away with not telling the girl that im a virgin and still perform well enough not to make her suspicious

Jessus haha cunt he cant help me cunt fuck made
Me a man and cunt hes a big bully
Im love

That tif

If it’s being recorded then yes I want to be able to at least watch myself
I’m

I would want to know so I could make it extra special for him :)

You can also just, not see her again. And you won't be a virgin anymore.

go to church and quit being edgy. life can be good if youre not a dumb bitch about it

the humilliation will remain in my memory forever tho

Hang yourself you tranny faggot

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if it was a girlfriend sure but im thinking i should just fuck the first girl i can cause im so old now

Jesus isnt real god doesnt exicst haha tiff

im late to the thread but ill answer a few

my bf was a 29 year old virgin when we got together and it didnt bother me at all, if anything i prefer it that way. not sure why people obsess with being a virgin, its not a big deal.

you look nothing like a female

Who cares, it's no big deal. You'll dissapoing a woman eventually anyway, like most guys in the world.

That would be up to you but like i said 24 is not old at all and hookups happen.

You cant know that. Stop being bitter and try to be a good person and surround yourself by good people even if you dont believe in god. If you quit your arrogance you might be taking a decent step towards being happy

I'm glad, but I can't help it sometimes, especially since you seemed like you were going through a rough patch last time.

Tiff stop, I've been where you are and we can talk about it. If you really need to have a private conversation you can kik me.

Aw, sorry about that user.

~Anna~

true guess my problem is just the same ive always had which is that im a little bitch who cant do anything that takes balls

true guess my problem is just the same ive always had which is that im a little bitch who cant do anything that takes balls
this is kinda comforting to hear thanks
i dont even like hook ups tbh it felt gross when i made out with a girl while drunk at a party.. might just do it to get this over with tho

This thread needs God.
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If god was real if ben born with a vagina not a penis his a cunt sorry typing slow tying a rope to hag myself tiffy

I will pay you $5 to read a real sexy bit of the old testament to me

At that point in time I was but as anybody always should you need to brush off the dirt & deal with what gets throw your way, took me longer than I wished it to take yet that never stopped me from pushing to the end goal

You sound nervous talking about sucking off your son. Be honest now. You've thought about it haven't you.

Fenanon, how does a guy get out of the friends zone? Looking for a real answer not that you can't get out bs.

Fuck god and his creation

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dont end your life please. regardless if you think God is real or not, you dont have to be unhappy. try to think of the sweet and innocent things in life. watch a heart warming movie or cute videos or something.. im sure there are people who love you and there are many good people in this world who you havent met yet.

I will pay you $5 to fuck off
Fuck god

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he can't

Are you daft?
Let the faggot hang himself

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It's great to hear you talking that way SD, I'm so very happy for you.

He looks a lot like Papa.

~Anna~

I'd worry is she didn't sound nervous talking about sucking her son.

Be straight with her. Let her know you want something more than friendship if she says “sorry user but...” then move on.

No. Being edgy can be fun but I believe human life has value. Even if im uncomfortable with trannies, i still have empathy for them as fellow humans who deserve happiness and know that I could have been unlucky and be in their situation.

so you've thought about it then? what did you imagine?

Femanons
Have you given your life over to St Tarrant of Dunedin yet?

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Why did you decide to become celibate?

Sorry if it was already asked, I realize it might be a sensible question, depending on the answer.

Hows high school going kiddo?

I'm honestly in one of the best places overall in life so I'm proud to have overcome everything thus far & still am very thankful for having people like you as apart of the path I'm on

im older than you, probably, you edgy faggot

No not really

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Im 44

You should

Hope this is real and the faggots dead

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I don't really feel comfortable talking about that here user.

>Not giving your life over to St. Muammar of Sirte

Because I realized I loved Papa more than I could ever love another man, so I decided it best that I just take myself out of the equation and not hurt anybody else.

That's very good SD, you're always in my thoughts and prayers as well..

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>Abideth
>ariseth

I'm starting to think you aren't a real preacher by how you mispronounce those words

It’s ok we love you addmy Snapchat baybee @interiorpockets

You know it would feel good to talk about it. Where else can you talk anonymously about such things?

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Of course I'm not, I don't even read the old testament

other than that pretty hot though this will play nicely into my fantasies later

I feel like we'd have one hell of a conversation if we were to talk face to face & if I remember correctly we promised such before death