THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE

THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.


Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:

- FACEBOOK FAP
- RATE MY GF
- RATE MY DICK/PUSSY THREAD
- WWYD (what would you do) THREADS
- CELEB THREAD
- PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
- FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS
- CUCK THREADS
- BLACKED THREADS
- TRIBUTE HER THREADS
- X Girls Thread (X = Latina, Asian, White, Black, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.

Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.

Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.

Please copy and paste, brothers
-Yellow Jefferson

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bump for banana

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PORN FAGS CANT DISPUTE THIS

THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz and porn of all types, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post and to abolish the cancerous yellow threads.


Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:

- Yellow THREADS
- Summerfags
- Redditors

Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps and NORMAL PORN are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.

Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows to shitpost the board more if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.

Please copy and paste, faggots
-Yellow nigger kike, spick named Jefferson

Porn fags are so addicted to porn they get a little upset at having it taken away

How much of your day has been wasted on this?

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just an hour, why?

I approve of this course of action

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i approve

the mods and jannies are unlikely to do this as they are too busy eating hot pockets.

I for one welcome our weird porn overlords! Death to the normal porn scum!

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here here

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MAY THEIR HOT POCKETS GROW COLD AND DISTASTEFUL

I approve :DD

This is so gay.

scrap section 2 or you are forever a subversive kike. Yea Forums is not a porn board

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Don't let perfect be the enemy of good

> FACEBOOK

Indeed. Posting facebook here is like going to hell to bring the holy cross with you for them to enjoy.

No one here will do any shit. You lost time for a lost cause
Get over with.

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We do. We do what we can. We can't go to Japan and kidnap jannies though.

this reminds me of slam piggy

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Ewwww how is that bag of slop even attractive to you? Fuck porn on this site go to xvideos fag.

Ban those fucking "I post my butt and dick without showing my face" "traps" threads.
Like for real, you won't trap anyone if your face looks like a Fiat Multipla.

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Bump in the name of the Emporer

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