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Every time I can, I steal cash from my two younger brothers. I'm 31 and them are 23 and 25

bump

I catfished nudes from my female best friend I'm into. Neither her nor her boyfriend know.

How do you do?
did you post some of her nudes in Yea Forums?

I found out she had a secret tinder so I made a fake profile, we matched and got talking, moved texting to a Google Voice number I had and got her nudes there. I've posted her nudes before but I don't want to associate this story with them

I have really bad yellow fever. My asian gf once told me she's so glad I'm not one of those "Weird yellow fever guys whose into asian girls."

I cum buckets by sharing nudes of my gf on Yea Forums

same. Share?

Everyday for the past 2 years, I've unironically gone into my nieghbors backyard and have taken a shit in his garden. They keep a garden really far back by the woods where they dont have security cameras, evading the cameras through the other neighboring yards and proceed into their vegetable garden, I usually shit in the dead center of the 10 x 15 plot of land and smear it around with my foot. Fuck them. Fuck Jack and Jean

whoy dont you rape Jean? isnt she pretty?

I get off planning the rape/gangbang of a sweet, cute, innocent girl from my class. I'm obsessed with her. I managed to steal her panties after a party her housemate threw and jerk with them everyday.

Very nice figure. Cute tummy.

I want to creep more and become better so I could share contribute more here.

Wanna see her ass ?

I still suck my thumb

I love incest stories from other people, since I have my own experiences.

...why are you even asking? Of course.

Had a good friend that was really religious in college. She wanted to start dating a frat guy but was afraid he wouldn't like her because she was religious and wouldn't want to do physical stuff. She confided in me a lot of her thoughts and feelings about it, and eventually decided she was going to be physical with him even though she was so conservative. But she also wanted to seem experienced so she asked if I would fool around with her and teach her what to do. We also had a bit of chemistry so I think she was also just horny for my dick. But we ended up fucking a few time. She was so innocent and cute that it was probably by favorite sexual experience ever.

I want to see everything

I fingered a few of my cousins once when we were kids. That's the extent of my incest experience

This is just such a pathetic LARP

I want to fuck the shit out of my wife's 15 year old sister and her sister definitely is interested in me but I'm scared shitless to make a move due to jail time etc.

Wat do?

I had a pretty sexual relationship with a fem cousin of mine.

my cousin and I 69ed once.

ok

I constantly watch my daughter in the bath/getting dressed. Not done anything physically, just perving.

I wish I wasn't such an unappealing mongoloid that this kind of thing could have happened to me in life

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She's your gf man, I wouldn't dishonor you like that.

green?

Phew boy it sure is summer

not worth it. Pussy is never worth ruining your life over.

Story?

Go on man, don't degrade her but if you want more follow the rule ;)

don't do it.

I'm an asshole at work but no one knows. I steal lunches, unplug charging phones ,leave half eaten fruit on the floor for custodian to clean up. One time I noticed a managered came in early with donuts for his team, threw them out and Drew a swatiska in the box. Also spiked a female coworker soda she left in The fridge I could go on?

ok

I'd perform oral sex on her then penetrate her in the missionary position for 3 minutes

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>15, fem cousin 14
>Very close to cousin already, lots of hugs, she hangs on me
>She is very cut, chubby but butt is big in the right ways
>Develop fantasies about her with horny 15 year old brain
>Sleeping over one night, on couch downstairs
>Hear movement late into night, decide to go talk with her
>No shirt, thing pajama bottoms
>She's wearing long short
>She can't sleep because thunderstorm
>Decide to stay with her to keep her company.
>End up cuddled close on couch
>Late night t.v., end up on erotic scene in a show
>I was already chubbing from holding her close, now I'm officially diamond
>Not long before she takes notice
>Position is I'm laying long ways, she was wrapped around my mid section
>She moves enough to feel my rock hard cock against her body
>She looks up at me and I freeze, heart beating as hard as my dick is
>She leans up and starts kissing me without saying anything
>Make out session is heavy, I'm grabbing her ass, fingering her and she's stroking my cock
>She lays on top of me, belly to belly, stands my dick up and slides it between her pussy lips and ass cheeks
>Starts very slightly girating her hips
>After a few seconds of this, making out and feeling every inch of her body, and suddenly cock slips very slightly into her pussy
>A brief pause in the action as we state at each other, unsure if we should continue
> I tell her to stop
>Asks why and tell her I didn't want to cum yet
>She sits up, cock still pinned under her amazing pussy and ass, throbbing hard and dripping pre
>Shirt comes off, she's completely nude under
>Almost cum on the spot but some how manage not to
>Lean up and start going to town on her tits
>She's moaning with her mouth closed lightly and wraps her arms around my head
>Stop that and get my pants off
>Her eyes are wide and I feel like a man
>She lays on her back and spreads for me and says to fuck her
>Waste no time and start sinking into her while holding her legs over my shoulders

Well she's got doggystyle hips and waist

>Learn the meaning of "agonizing pleasure very quickly"
>After an eternity, I finally completely bottom out in her
>She's squirming and her face is a mixture of pain and pleasure the whole time
>Bring her legs down to my hips and lay over her
>Make out resumes and I am unable to move, her tightness is crippling.
>"I love you"s all over, cringey dirty talk, then she says "cum deep inside of me, I want to feel your babies being pumped into me"
>I start shaking back as I fight back a huge orgasm, I really don't want to stop now
>Balls are hurting bad now, tell her to not say that
>"Why?"
>"Because I told you I didn't wanna finish yet and you saying that almost made me cum really hard
>Bitch completely wraps her legs around my hips and pulls me in hard, her pussy mashed against my mound
>She leans into my ear
>"So it turns you on to know that I really, really want you to fire a huge load into my womb with your big dick and impregnate me with a lot of your babies"
>Finishhim.jpg
>I'm almost blacking out from pleasure as I being dumping several ropes of cum into her deepest parts, can barely hear her as she fights to suppress a load moan/shout
>My orgasm lasts for eternity as I am flooding her with my seed, she's squeezing my hips even harder to get me deeper and her hips are grinding against mine as her tight pussy quivers and milks my cock
>I start tongue kissing with her as we moan and orgasm
>I finally stop firing loads after what seemed like forever (probably a few seconds) and my nuts and cock and sore but the most satisfied I've ever had them
>We are both shaking hard against each other
>She whispers "oh god, it's so hot and deep in me"
>Mini orgasm triggered, a bit more cum
>"Fuck user, keep pumping baby juice into me, I need your babies"
>Almost crying from the overload of the experience, learn that now we both know I have a strong fetish for impregnation
>Keep grinding against each other and kissing for awhile
>We finally calm down enough to relax

>Still buriend balls deep in her but hips aren't being squeezed anymore as we're both mostly limp
>Dick is still raging and throbbing inside
>"user, I can feel your heart beat inside of my pussy"
>Don't know why but this pulls some strong loving emotions from me, "I love you so much" and begin kissing her
>She says she loves me as well, make out session comes back on
>After a while we realize we might have been loud and look around and listen for noise from the stairs
>Nothing, I think we both thanked God we didn't wake anyone
>We just lay against each other and stare into each other's eyes, I'm stroking her hair and pressing my forehead against hers, she is lightly rubbing my ass and lower back
>Occasional kisses and pecks on her neck
>My cock isn't sore anymore but my balls feel like they've squeezed through a vice, the pleasure of her pussy squeezing me still overrides it
>I pull out slowly, and she begins to look disappointed
>I spam pack in with a big stupid grin and bring out a moan from her
>She looks back at me in a playfully angry way and round two starts
>Pleasure is amazing, I'm in full on love mode at this point as I fuck my "newly announced" fuck toy
>We don't go as hard but if the door wasn't closed and t.v. wasn't on, you would surely hear flesh slapping as we fucked the night away
>Fuck I miss my youthful vigor
>She finally passes out when the sun starts coming up and my nuts and cock are equally pained
>I manage to not only pull out but get her cleaned with paper towels and cover her up
>Hide our shame smeared paper towels deep in the trash can
>I hobble to bed with pants in hand and pass out hard in my bed
>Next day we both wake up late
>I go downstairs to breakfast smells
>Parents are cooking and everything seems normal
>No one knows but us apparently
>We steal sexy eyes when we can while eating

i've never had a relationship last more then a month. it usefully ends a smash and dash. oh yea and i've never used a condom so.

Fucked like rabbits every chance we got for years, with condoms after that of course, health center gives them out to teens for free, so we had plenty of them. We got kinky with locations and once we fucked out in the tall grass (lived in country, nearest neighbor was a mile off).

Eventually we had to stop cold turkey, around the time I was seventeen and she was sixteen. Family began raising eye brows to how much we acted like boyfriend and girlfriend and the fact we weren't dating anyone, I think a few other cousins and maybe an aunt and uncle knew we were fucking each others brains out but they didn't care enough to make a stink about it. Yay West Virginia.

She moved on after highschool, didn't see her again for yeeeaars, and when I did she had blown up to full on land whale, with several kids. Husband was an absolute beta, I was kind of disappointed that she ended up with a sad sack like him but that's life I guess.

Unfortunately we grew distant and just don't talk anymore.

shes fatter than shrek

I'd assault her and take that ass by force. I'd pound it till cum inside. I'm a 7,5" inches man

Haha awesome

My girlfriend in high school encouraged me to fuck her little brother (she was junior, he was freshman) and it went on for like a year. He thought I was having an affair and she loved that he was being a cock hungry closeted slut.

wtf. disgusting larp

I love to expose my slut mom & being degraded, got face pics & nudes of my mommy, found em on her phone
Kik: mymumstits

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Damn user. I'm like 80% certain LARP but if real...damn.

How old is she?

I want to fuck a girl so fucking badly it’s starting to kill me lol

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what ever you wanna believe, you're not obligated to believe everything you read on the internet :P

That's the fun of these boards. The stories are all fake but still can be hot

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Guess what user you never will :)

That and you never truly know if it's real or not. He might be 100% telling the truth.

again, I can't prove anything so take it for what you think it's worth :P

post pic?

Just like this one

I fucked my exwifes 19 year old cousin. It was great. That family is forever torn because of it. My exwife had an affair and blindsided me with a divorce. We have a daughter. You steal my family from my daughter and I and I will fucking drop a nuke in yours. I'm secretly laughing about it. The 19 year old is like a younger, hotter, smarter absolute babe. Oooooo I'm pursuing even though it will likely fail if we get back together.

i've jerked off with both my mom's and older sister's panties

i've blown loads into my mom's bodywash bottles in the shower

ama

how did it happen? You just asked her to fuck?

Not sharing her here

I shared in Yea Forums most of my friends and acquaintances women.
So I use to have a lot of tributes, cumtributes, wwyd and all that stuff. But I erased all the material cause I'm afraid that somehow they or someone will find out.
btw I'm not from the states

this is basically me. Had a huge collection but deleted it all

Her friend ratted her out that she liked me she got embarrassed but I didn't even think it was possible at the time. Anyways it kinda took off from there and we had a lil relationship thing that her whole family knew about. Which blew up my exwifes stories and lies.

When I was 13 my 11 year old brother would force me into escalating sexual services to him. Before you ask, I'm a full grown adult at 4'11 and 110 pounds and he's a semiprofessional soccer player has always been super athletic. At first I tried to fight him off but he just forced me so I gave up and just let him force me. That of course Turned into penetration.

It went on until he tried to force our little sister too. We told on him together. My parents just made him talk to a pastor and he had to stay at my grandparents for a while.

Now I have a CNC and incest fetish and a huge fucking therapy bill.

yup, also I went down my kik account. I met a lot of cool people there.

You should steal an English grammar book

I swear I saw you in another Secrets thread the other day you weird cunt

you are correct, i posted the same thing in one a couple days ago

Glad to see commitment tbh

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my bad, autocorrector kills me

kik?

i just like talking about it

CNC?

My girlfriend and I have somewhat of a contest going on, and the winner gets to do anything they want to the other, while they have to be completely submissive. If I win, I'm inviting a friend over for the fun. We're having trouble thinking of some fun and memorable things to do aside from just treat her like a cumslut, but no matter what it should be fun.

what is she gonna do if she wins?

I fucked a coworker last year. She had a bad week with her bf, and started flirting with me.
I was pretty rough with her and never flirt with me again. Now they moved together and are about to get married. I'm thinking pretty serious in letting him know what happened last year. But I don't know how to do it anonymously...
I could share some pics of her from her social medias. I've already shared her in other threads before

share her.

She's kinda butterface, but she got me pretty hard since she's naive and, in some way, innocent

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just blackmail her into one last fuck

Ya know, it's amazing how obscenely high you neckbeard's beauty standards are considering how fucking fat and smelly you all are. Chick is cute AF

I have no idea, she won't say, I just know it involves handcuffs

I tought that she'd be ugly for the high standards here...lol

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my statement stands though

I never thought of that, but I don't think it'll work out for me.

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It's just some girls are more photogenic than others. but yeah, she isn't ugly, just like a lot of others aren't as well.

damn great body

Seriously, wtf is unattractive about her?

is there any way I can let her boyfriend know anonymously?

Was on a fam trip with my parents and older female cousin when I was a teen. Didn’t wanna go but gf at the time helped by sending me some raunchy underwear pics (which was a big deal at the time lol). Cousin and I had to share living room to sleep in and later that night my gf sent me a picture of her bare tits for the first time. My dick was absolute diamonds and I had to lay on my side facing away from the couch to hide it and snuck a few rubs over my gym shorts. Cousin is faced the other way on the couch asleep so I fapped as silently and slowly as I could. Grabbed a sock I thought was mine by the couch and keep fapping. During the last minute I took my dick out and flipped over to face the other side so I could cum in the sock. As I started cumming I noticed there’s a pink tip at the toe part of the socks and realized it’s my cousin’s so I pulled the sock off my cock. Issue is that I nutted more than I expected to and fired off a few more cum shots. Most landed on her blanket but a decent size glob landed on her arm. She itched her arm and wipes it away and I panicked and faced the other way. Started to pretend to snore while my cousin proceeds to wake up and walk to the bathroom not knowing what happened. Never been confronted by her and honestly have no attraction to her sexually (she’s a bit too chubby for me) but I found it hot how she had a handful of my cum spread on her

They won't take me alive

nothing, I just tought that she'd be ugly for the high standards here

you're right, but my statements stands. Drooling neckbeards on here think girls should all be 12/10s

I post my sisters nudes online from time to time

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how did you get them?

Her ex

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When I was 16 I made out with and fingered a 9yo girl

You're awesome user. So did he just give them to you?

I like letting my gf toy my ass or rub my prostate as she blows me. She has me taking her dildos now and now wants to have a threesome with her bi friend who is mostly a top. I dont know if I wanna do it or not, idk if it will change things between us

But I should let her bf know what happened?

It will and it makes you a cuck. If my girlfriend suggested that to me I'd toss her belongings in the gutter.

Meanwhile outside

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what about if I top the other guy? could it make me more alpha to her in the end?

You're lost.

hey if it is LARP you should propably write erotik novels

It's not but I can't prove it obviously.

I hate to fuck with my wife. She always make me to take a shower zero initiative. Should I dump her ?

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found my coworkers freaky sex accounts

The pastor of my church has a very cute niece she’s 16 and I’m 25 she liked me and when she’d visit she’d let me squeeze on her butt when I’d hug her she’s super thick. We always text at night how she wants to be sleeping next to me. But ofc I won’t ever cross the line and do anything sexual because the age thing

same

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Pretty much

beta move

i post my fat wife in here every now and then

Liar
You know you would raw dog

why?

Got a blowjob from my drunken sister at a party

I'm in the same way that you anons. Huge colection of tributes, webms, and wwyd stories.

same here

I get a thrill, an adrenaline rush, from doing evil shit

Thankfully I only did what would trigger it 2 times in my life (as far as I rememeber), and I repent for them everyday, trying to make up for it somehow

I help start a shadow organization that was funded by the government that focusses on keeping organized ideals in the world and miss information campaigns

I'm sitting on a treasure trove of old nudes I had stored but have to decrypt the password somehow and it's a fucking pain in the ass

when i was younger, i was plagued by wet dreams of yubaba. i didn’t find her attractive at all, but she would show up in my dreamscape, brutally nude, and the next thing i knew i would wake up to find that i had bedwet thick. the problem was amplified in college, where my roommate was able to smell my nocturnal emissions and got concerned at their frequency. after years of sleeping in cummy sheets and shame, i finally took action. i built a makeshift sex doll to look like yubaba and had vigorous, sweaty sex with it until i cummed in her witch vag. after that, no more yubaba sex dreams

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I want to be a serial killer but I’m not very into gore and I don’t really want hurt anyone... I just have fantasies constantly and really intrusive thoughts. Generally towards females and generally sexually motivated.

no idea what password you use to use for it?

You sound like you're more cut out to be a serial killer - go and stab some boxes of cornflakes.

had a christian gf and she didnt knew i was an occultist

I need help translating some phrases into French but finding help is difficult. Fortunately I have time enough to find a French thread on /sock/.

Idk maybe one day I’ll snap fully who knows

Dammit I meant to say "cereal killer". Can't even pun today.

>Good thing you don't feel really attracted to a physical feature of mine, right user?

It’s ok user I feel your pain I will spare you if I ever decide to unleash the beast lol

Been seeing a girl who has some VERY elaborate rape/brutaization fantasies.
She's gone so far as to make me drug her before, I feel great.

They're the best

i have always loved my straight friend all the way from the 6th grade.

Yea Forums never disappoints.

this is objectively wrong

Let's go through the possible ways this will end...
>He tops you and fucks you in the ass
You are forever a faggot and your girlfriend sees you as a beta and breaks up
>You top him and fuck him in the ass
You are literally gay and your girlfriend breaks up with you
Don't do it user, nothing gay with wanting a little prostate stimulation, but this is crossing a line

Figure out a way to make sure she never tells

None. My dumbass lost it a few years back

You fucking posted these last night moron, get new material

its a shame. brute forcing is a lot faster if you have some likely words/partial words to work from.

After a night of heavy drinking a mate of mine dared me to inject Clorox.
I did, for about $200
Easiest money ever made, terrible decision.

My favorite scenario is one where she's tied naked to the bed, face down and forcibly fucked in the ass over and over again. It was a hell of an afternoon.

Was at a party a few years back during my college days with some friends. We took advantage of some random petite black girl who was passed out in the room next door to the bathroom. I was just playing with her tits and rubbed my dick on her skin a bit. She started waking up a little before I was about to nut and my friend holds her down. I start to cum on the bed by her and she swings her hand at my dick and slaps it. I retreat in pain and leave the room after pulling my pants up. Dumbass friend keeps going kept going until he nutted inside of her and the girl pulled his ear gauge so hard it ripped on him. He had to go to the hospital to stitch his ear lobe shut and the girl went to the cops. Long story short they found him in the hospital and arrested him when they matched up the descriptions. Absolute bro didn’t rat me out and they never find the second culprit, me

In high school someone managed to frame this barely literate Somali nigger for taking a great big dump on a stairwell.
It was me.

Consensual non consent

computer numerical control

Probably the most badass thing i've done in my life... which doesn't really matter since no one believes me anyways
I have actually been in a 3 way relationship with an ex coworker (19yo) and her mother (37yo)
Feel free to ask away tho

Were they both aware of it or were you just playing them both at once?
If they were aware of it, did you "cross the streams"?

Lol! “... miss information...” You mean those Little Miss books from Roger Hargraves?

Holy shid ur a tard.

Not at first, but once we all knew about it we decided to make it an actual relationship and not just me dating her while literally fucking her mom on the side.
>If they were aware of it, did you "cross the streams"?
Im not sure what you mean by that, but we did have 3somes quite a bunch of times (they never touched each other tho, which was kinda funny)

Fuckin hell,what were the after effects?

My best friend recently went through an awkward break-up. He left his copy of Moby Dick at her place and didn't want to talk to her again so soon. Sent me to her apartment to pick it up. She's a seductive woman with a sexy Southern accent. One thing led to another, and I slept with my best friend's barely fresh ex and I haven't told him.

Ive brought up this topic with friends to get there opinion in the past ,technically you were participating in a form of incest ,how do you feel about that? Althou this is Yea Forums so i think i know the answer

I wish I had a secret even half as dirty as the rest of you sick fucks here.

good idea, thanks

I''m a low-energy stalker. My ex-girlfriend who I'm on somewhat okay terms with invited me to a dinner party where I really hit it off with a lawyer. I didn't get her full name, but I did remember the name of her firm. I could ask my ex, but we don't really talk about relationship stuff like that. It's awkward. Though still a better idea than what I did, which was stalk outside the firm's building and "accidentally" ran into this new woman in the lobby. Said I was meeting a friend who worked in the same building. We've been out three times now and she still doesn't know it was no coincidence.

Gf and I have been grooming her sister as our little sex toy, she seems aware of what we're doing with her. And down for it.

Im gonna be plain honest here, that was my first (and last, so far) 3 way relationship so im not an expert
But despite most people probably thinking the whole thing is great, the relationship was pretty fucking weird. Not the relationship per se (which was pretty average with her, and pretty much just sexually based with her mom) but the situation.
Even if i dont really think it was a way of incest (like i said they would NEVER touch each other, like, they would try to stay as far away from each other) i dont really think it was a healthy relationship for them at all.
I dont regret doing it since it was by far my best sexual experience in my life, but i doubt id ever do it again even if i had the chance

They definitely know

i was with this girl she was 12 and i have to say she was a trooper i have faith in the next generations

In love with a bipolar girl who has a boyfriend with commitment issues...I'm definitely waiting for that whole relationship to implode or tempt her into cheating.

I was at a keggerwith my best friend's married sister, looking for him. The party was at her mother in law's house, being run by her brother in law, so it was a fair bet my friend was there. We didn't find him though. As we searched for him she got more and more agitated. Yelling at the steering wheel, crying, losing her everliving shit. She pulled over at one point and got out of the car. She was kicking the car and screaming. I put my arms around her and rubbed her back. She leaned in to me and cried on my shoulder. This went on for 15 minutes or so, then her demeanor changed. Where she was holding her hands on my shoulders, she let them drop to my ass. She was absentmindedly rubbing my ass and started kissing my neck. She worked her way up to my lips. When i started kissing her back she melted. A sigh escaped her. She moved one hand to my zipper. She stopped kissing me for a moment and looked into my eyes. I became like diamonds under her hand, she rubbed my tent and smiled. Right out here in the open or in the back seat? In the open. She kissed me again while unzipping me. I unhooked her bra with one hand and she stepped back to be stripped of her shirt. Those tits! 2 kids had nursed on them and i was in awe of their beauty. My dick was worked free and her mouth found it. I came immediately, she took it all. Are you done user? No, i want my dick in your body. She sucked me up hard again and i shot another load down her throat. Do you still want to fuck? Hell yeah, let me get you naked. She let me strip her pants and underwear off. I started licking her pussy and she raised up a leg for access. I made her cum twice and achieved rock hard status again. Somehow she transported herself onto the trunk lid and i said here i go. I plunged in and she gasped. Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me user. I pounded on her pussy till i exploded inside her. My cum spewing into her gave her orgasms. We have to find a better place for this user, i need more of this.

I want this to be true so badly. This is why I Yea Forums.

I steal my housemate's coffee all the time. I don't thinks he minds it tho.

I'm into BDSM, but have never told anyone. I have a feeling everyone knows somehow.

I have these red bumbs under my ballsack that's very itchy sometimes, and when I scratch it like crazy, my fingers smell weird.

When I go to the bathroom, sometimes, I don't squeeze the shit at once, I squeeze out the tip by forcing my stomatch, one the tip of the shit drops, the hardest part is over. Then I can squeeze out the rest.

I'm basically along all the time, on the internet shopping for random shit, but never actually buying anything.

Yea thats basically what i figure the outcome would be. Sure 3ways are great,but when the mom,or god forbid the dad gets involved its pretty damn degenerate and unhealthy

Is she down with it? What are some details

I got blown by my brother once.

He was closeted, and I found out that he had posted an ad online setting up a blowbang at a local gloryhole. I made my way in and was one of i-don't-know-how-many dicks he sucked that day.

He has no idea.

haaaaa thats actually pretty damn funny

Gave permission to fuck my sister at a party I was having at my house thinking one friend would try it but 4 friends in total fucked my annoying bratty sister after she gave me some stupid ass sjw equality speech so I wouldn’t moderate her drinks. Fuckers came all over her and in both holes while she was too drunk. Caught them when two finished up and the next two started working on her. Walked away until they finished and went back to see if she needed help getting to the shower but was still passed out. Should have fucked her too but still had guest over. She actually wakes up to puke and found herself crusty and naked. Threatened to tell my parents but I reminded her of her speech. She’s now a total rave slut and spends the night in hotel rooms with multiple dudes. I’m sure she’s had her fun again but I confess I always look back and regret not taking that easy chance. Even got a semi looking at her but morals got in the way

I'm a manager at a KFC, I really hate this one procrastinator kid so I've been covertly stealing money from the register the kid uses when counting (The one camera in the office for managers in the back doesn't work). Hoping that maybe if I'm lucky, I can talk to the store manager about getting said kid fired for theft.

I'm just ANTICIPATING this.

It’s underrated, unhealthy but underrated

We gathered our stuff and hopped in the car. I played with her right tit while she drove. She pulled up to a house about 10 minutes later. This is my babysitter's place, she won't be here til after i get home. We hopped into thd bed and banged, 69'd facefucked, facesat, analed, atm... Basically wore out our sexual organs. When she dropped me off at my house she thanked me. The next morning she called me, my friend was asleep on her doorstep when she got home the babysitter tried to call her, but we were busy when that happened. She was waiting for her husband to leave so she could come get me. I don't know if my dick will work though. It will user, I'll wake it up. Her babysitter was impressed with the mess i made of her bed, i was told. I spent 6 months banging my best friend's sister, she was tired of her 10 second wonder of a husband. Some 30 odd years later my friend still doesn't know about his sister and i, he told her she should date me after her divorce.

Go on

BEG FOR THE PUSSY

I've fingered multiple girls after they "passed out" drunk. One of them thanked me later for getting her off. I consider myself a sexual vigilante. I'm the orgasm you need, not the one you deserve. I watch a woman shower every day, without her knowing. I am a otherwise decent person.

It’s not that he’s attractive it’s that she is so innocent and just wants to try it with a close friend

Fuck her tonight and post pics. Stop being a pussy. Fuck her like you want to, you depraved, soulless monster.

How did the chick find out? I’ve only gotten lucky with multiple females once at a party too. Found two in one room laying on the bed and floor. Then one more knocked out in the bathroom. Fingered her a bit until I heard footsteps and lifted her up. Told the chick who saw that this girl had passed out by the toilet and I needed to piss so she carried her off for me. Was a good night besides the serious fucking case of blue balls I had

Hahaha I needed this user, but she lives on the east coast now for school. She’s visiting for 4th of July and I’ve been stocking up bottles for the occasion. Even got her favorite fruity flavored kind. Think it’ll be enough or should I try to go further

She apparently wasn't as drunk as I thought. She asked me about it a year or so later. We were all drunk, so she thought it was a thing that happened naturally. What actually happened was this: My best friend cheated on his wife. During ths divorce, my wife and I ended up emotionally supporting the woman. One night, we all got drunk while helping her pack her stuff. Shall I go on?

I have actually murdered someone, however i did it in the most pussy possible way

I'm 99% sure I got raped by a friend of my boyfriend at a party a few years ago. I was really drunk but I remember being in a bathroom and getting fucked over the sink and seeing him in the mirror. My boyfriend was at the same party and said he lost me for like 30 minutes then found me passed out on the couch, I'm guessing I just got cornered in the bathroom and raped then dropped off there. The wierd thing is it doesn't feel traumatic, more like that was a shitty thing for the guy to do, but it doesn't really keep me up at night. Mostly I'm just grossed out. I never mentioned it because I was blackout drunk, so it's not like I have any details or am even completely sure. I just avoid him when my fiance brings him around, but other girls in our friend group have mentioned him giving them creepy vibes and doing inappropriate things. Not sure if I should do anything about it other than keep my guard up around him and keep an eye on the other girls if we're drinking.

Either you can live with yourself or you can't. If you fuck her, if you force her to fuck you, just know you are a monster. If she will fuck you willingly, that's different. Although at that point, just embrace it. Show the proof to your mother and use it as blackmail to fuck her too. She doesn't want the bridge club to find out.

Ahh so you got bamboozled then. Many fems don’t take it as a big deal especially if you were both drunk and it was obviously not intended to happen. At least until that #metoo movement came along. Then I was scared to even share any drugs or booze with chicks I had already hooked up with and had consent from on fears of them turning it on me like one tried in the start

West Virginia
Stupid cousin sex
Fuck like rabbits
She’s pregnant with Yea Forumsabies

We decided to spend the night. Three of us in one bed. We stripped to our underwear, all drunk, and climbed under the covers. Was I as drunk as I pretended? No. But I was in the middle. Between my wife and my friend.

My friend wanting means the girl has fucked you

My cousin the bitch im going to hell for....shes 4 years younger than me...when i was 17 she was 13 and she would always give me looks...i was with my wife then gf most of the time when this would happen since her and her older sister(who later killed herself and her husband) would hang out..I would always think about her....i thought it was just because she was my cuz..i didnt see her again until i was 28..where she came looking for me with her husband...she told me where they lived...my wife and I would go and do coke with them...and i never realized it, but we would be giving fuck me eyes to each other..i would sit by her and rub her legs....like what was I thinking...what was she thinking...still didnt know shit...boy i could clueless...fast forward 2 years...my wife and I had split up for the moment...my cuz cane over and told me that her and her husband broke up and that it was her bday and that if i didnt show up she wouldnt talk to me anymore....sooooo i show up....were drinking listening to music and her little brother is with us...he passes out drunk...next thing I know im sitting next to her rubbing her feet...i still remember it..our eyes interlocked...i dont k ow how we transitioned to her bed...but we started FUCKiNG...hard...she was riding my dick so hard amd fast as her bed post just kept banging the wall loud....her little nrother passed out as her cousin and sister are just getting lost into each other...wake up the next morning fuck again before her brother wakes up...this begins a pretty carzy story....anyone want ro hear the rest?

>Be me, last summer.
>At strip club in a really sketchy area of Philly.
>Be there with friends
>One of whom is a perpetually broke fucking cracker who we'll call Tim.
>Me, another buddy we'll call Jack are having a good time, enjoying the dancers.
>Haven't seen Tim in a few hours.
>Suddenly he's coming out of a back room in the best mood ever and plops right next to us.
>We think he fucked a stripper
>He tells us it was better than that.
>He apparently was snorting a fuck ton of cocaine back there with some of the strippers.
>Suddenly he sneezes, loudly.
>'God damn, there goes about $500'
>He's perpetually broke, where did he get 500 dollars from?

I won’t know that until I actually do it tho, will I? I’ve done much worse things and that’s actually where I got the practice to plan this for my sister. So far the guilt only adds to the lust and I’m fully aware I’m a monster. Never had any experiences with my sister in a sexual manner besides helping her shower when we were really really little so I’m sure she wouldn’t be willing.
Lmao our mom is off fucking some bar faggot most likely. My dad would 100% flip shit over if he found out tho. My friend who has some pics left over of night joked around about blackmailing her to my dad but I straight out told him he’d figure it out and kill him then the other friends and probably me last for allowing it under his roof.

She wanted it. All I got was a dry hump against her ass, resulting in my cumming on her ass while I got her off with my fingers. So...maybe "bambozzeld" isn't the accurate word.

My sister posts nudes on reddit pretty regularly. I haven't fapped but i know WAY too much about her sex life and retarded fantasies. I know where some of them stem too...

You only need one period at the end of a sentence you illiterate dipshit.

what's her /u/?

I fucked my 26 year old Aunt when I was 15. I busted in her almost every day when I would go visit, she had the most awesome ass and would always bend he over. We didn't even stop when my uncle started to suspect things, we only stopped because I went able to visit as ofrece anymore

Ok, I seriously can't relate to your life. But as far as your sister goes: are you willing to throw everything else away to fuck her? Thanksgiving won't be the same after blackmail.

Did you ever find out

I'll bite, how'd you murder a person?

Won't be giving out any info man lol. Easily can get back to me

I'm a communist.

I won’t give details unless there’s any genuine interest but I did come to confess. I raped a younger cousin during a Halloween party at my house. Long story short I held her down and abused both her tight holes. Doesn’t last longer than 3 minutes all together and I end up cumming in her ass as she starts to shit over my dick. Not my greatest or favorite memory but one to finally own up to for sure. I still feel like shit to this day and get nervous when I see her at parties now

I've gotten at least two dozen happy ending massages, even though I am a happily married man. I fucked three of the massage parlor bitches. And I've cheated on my wife twice. BUT confession means I am forgiven.

bad boi

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Three minutes and you couldn't just fuck her pussy? Not only are you an asshole; you're a lousy fuck.

Yeah that’s basically the thought I think about now. We aren’t as close of a family since our parents divorce as it is but I think this would be that final nail to drive us all apart for good

I was drunk at my cousin's house and after everyone went to bed, for some fucking reason, I decided to jack off her small dog in the laundry room. I didn't hear her get up and just barely put the dog down before she came in. The dog was tripping out and licking the hell out of his pecker so it was glaringly obvious something was up. WTF was I thinking idk

It’s an open site. Users could easily just browse to her.

I was a stupid ass 15 year old who watched way too much porn bro I’ll definitely own up to being a lousy fuck and everything too tho

Dude. There's a lot of pussy out there. Fucking salvage the family you got left. No one else is going to be as forgiving.

Since you're confessing, be honest; were you a virgin?

Go on

IF you give me her bf's number and evidence that can't be traced back to you ill do it for you user

What worse things have you done? Free your self and confess.

Not peroids dummy....sounds like you dont get fucked by anything

True user, I suppose you are righteous in your way. I need some sort of fall back once I finish burning every other bridge.

I don't really care that she posts on reddit. It's just that i found it. I dont want her to know that

Go to an alchemy table

Actually no I had a gf a few months prior I lost my v-card to. I will confess to that it was wayyyyy worse and lousier than the case with my cousin. Hate to admit it but I lasted under 30 seconds the first time and that’s being generous on time. I had already got precum and diamonds by the time my ex had rubbed her hand over my pant crotch lol

Christ anons lol let me make another jack and coke for this first

My 2nd child was a problematic birth that required life saving surgery for my wife. It's left her with a fucked up pussy where she can't feel much and sex is not enjoyable.

But... all is not lost. She has always been into anal and that now is the norm. Once or twice a week I stretch her ass as our normal sex life. Could be worse

cocks n cunts

Just being pragmatic. You can't come back from fucking her. Not like that. If you both want to fuck, that's one thing. But if you force her to be your cum sock, it's not going to be worth it. I've done a lot of dirty shit, including incest, but it was always something we could pretend didn't happen at the very least. All I'm saying is, give both of you an escape route.

I ran out of coke and killed a fifth of bourbon. Also, I'm an ordained minister and a state certified psychologist, neither of which I use professionally. I've also done terrible shit, and can relate, so get it off your chest.

I know what an ellipsis is and are using them in the stupidest way possible. Your garbage story is unreadable. Also, wtf does the fact that I criticize your Idiotic style have to do with sex? You are correct, though. I'm not getting fucked by anything and I never will. I'm not a fag. You on the other hand...(notice the properly used ellipsis?)

I visit prostitutes on a regular

I want to rape the majority of my female friends - the kind where there's screaming and fighting, not the drugged kind.

I've sabotaged all of my condoms. when I go on trips to other countries, I try to find girls that rely on them instead of the pill.

Your a piece of shit lol

Ok, but why?

Same

>wait 3 years
>fucking go for it

Problem solved user

Mazel tov

I mean, there are different reasons for all of them.

So why the extra level? In three minutes you can't get bored with pussy

Yeah that would be smart. My goal upmost would be to bring up fucking as a joke when we were shitfaced. See how she takes it but you’re right there has to be an escape route or at least decent plausible deniability. Thought about inviting someone but it would mean pinning the blame on them and my sister would call me out if I invited any of the four from that night that would actually deserve the consequences

I have the chance to have sex with someone younger (like, too much, i cant say how young) and i have no fucking clue if i will do it or not
For the record, SHE wants it, indeed she's been leading it. So far we haven't done anything other than rubbing each other with our clothes on

You done with that novel loser? Lulzy, get some pussy

I only fart when no1 is around because of my homo gaper butthole

Ok. So list all three. They're pretty different situations. The first is pretty understandable. The second makes me question your idea of friendship. The third just seems spiteful, but in a nonspecific way against the world. Like, fuck that whore? That kid can go fuck himself? What do you feel when you cum inside a broken condom in a third world prostitute?

I post nudes of one of these girls in random threads

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Do you have anymore?

Its probably not worth it. I've fucked a cousin and almost fucked my sister, and I'm telling you- pussy is pussy. It's taboo as hell when you are doing it, and you can get away with some of it, but it's still just pussy.

Haha you sound like a real psychological Batman type of figure.
Alright user here goes nothing then. One of the most terrible memories was putting a chicks life in danger because I drugged her with too much Xanax after we had been drinking. She turned down my advances when we were young so we just stayed friends except I was the kind of friend who nutted to her pics often and even stole some from her. Long story short in the middle of playing with her body she starts to move and I pull away quick and go back to my couch. She starts puking and I have to use a chip bowl to catch it while I grab a trash bag. She’s puking so much I’m not sure if she’s breathing and I panicked like crazy but she’s not even responding to shit. Basically last for a good 7 minutes but on and off for the last 3. She stops puking and sorta opens her eyes. I tell her I think she drank too much and she apologizes. Have her sit up and drink water. She passes back out after 15 minutes and i keep watch of her for another hour. I couldn’t even help myself but go back to groping her but much more lightly than before. Accidentally nutted on her shirt but thinks it’s vomit later when she wakes up in the morning. She never found out but fuck I nearly had to call the paramedics bc I was so scared. Never ever was stupid with ratios and amounts again and always went a bit light

I had a fascination with it from porn and my gf wouldn’t even let me finger her ass where as I didn’t have to ask permission that time and just went for it. Felt amazing on my finger so I was desperate to feel it on my dick. Dumb kid motives but that’s what I was

Some times I wish I had a hot step mom so i could fuck her. Any time when i cum, i have a random imagine comes up. Idk why. I jerk off so much it hurts some times.

Did you have a fucking stroke while typing the last sentence? What in the fuck

That’s a fear of mine, it’s just gonna leave me worse off. It’s not that I want to fuck her because she’s my sister and that thought gets me off or even the memory of her from the night she got too drunk and got gang raped. It’s just her being another semi decently attractive body. I’ve seen her bare body and it hits a few of my kinks so that helps disassociate the fact that she’s related I guess

This guy who I meet online told me he fuck his daughter. Kinda turn me on but I know it wrong. I told him I fuck my daughter too. I dont have a daughter. I was just fucking with him. But he told me do you want to trade daughter for a day. We live in a fuck up world.

What bothers you more- the part where you may have killed her or where you drugged her just to lightly grope her? I'm wondering why all that trouble just to feel a tit, when $20 at a strip club gets you the same thing. I'm pretty sure you could jokingly feel your friend's tit without drugging them. It's just a tit, man. Her tits ain't special. And yes, I understand the taboo appeal. But it's always disappointing.

I accidentally got myself hooked on cuck and passed out porn and would love to act out some fucked up fantasies like that in real life

I think you know the truth. The fantasy is always better. I personally struggle with a sexual addiction, and I have to remind myself constantly that the sex is never going to be what I imagine. I'm just going to cum, and afterwards, going to regret it.

The first part for sure because in a fucked up way I still really cared about her. We even talked and hung out often for a long while after that night. Grew apart as she got more tangled with her job but yeah. Wanna know something fucked up? I’ve never even been to a strip club. I don’t even consider it because I find it a waste and a bit awkward which is ironic I know.

i may have been involved of a (hypothetical) explosion incident that killed more than 5 people.

seriously, dont tell my mom.

Just shared a couple of her pics on another thread

I never considered myself a sex addict but that does click and very slightly triggers me a bit to be defensive which I’m assuming makes it all the more valid. Lol fuck user, GG. I guess I have to work this shit out but I don’t think it’ll be a cold turkey scenario. How do you handle your urges then? Straight up discipline or do you let yourself indulge occasionally?

Not other user, he sucks,
But maybe you'll crackle and pop too.

When I cum a family member pop in my heard. I hate it. I wish it would stop. Idk I hate picturing a family member when I cum.

I post my gf semi regularly online and share her online even though she's in v& age but I leave her age undisclosed. Knowing people want more and jerk off to her unknowingly doing encouraging something so taboo turns me on

use google translate retard

I think some other anons can relate to my childhood maybe. Started masturbating at a youngish age (10) but nothing would really happen at first. When I was finally able to properly cum I couldn’t stop and would go multiple times a day non stop for months. I used to challenge myself and see if I could sneak it during class and around other people. Around the time I was 14 one of my aunt and uncles I never met had moved close to my family. They had only had a daughter that was my age and I used to actually steal her panties to sniff at home or just cum in them while I was visiting. Eventually I stole my aunts as well until one day they got individual hampers in their rooms. Buzz kill but had good times

I like to share nudes of my exgf and watch as she's reposted online. Kik me at alexesbee90 if you want to toy with her

It's more of an open family secret than a personal one. One side of my family had some really fucked people in it. Someone was a headmaster of the kkk in my state sometime in the early or mid 20th century. He ended up getting shot and killed by a mobster. I guess a lot of people in the city knew who he was as the local newspaper covered his death up as a heart attack. His brother ended up being a shitty person as well. He gambled a lot and cheated on his wife so many times that she ended up losing count. He ended up going to a casino that was owned by the mafia and got hit in the head with a hammer for cheating on a game of poker. There's some more dark history about them but those are the two really notable cases.

Post the rest, what do you need permission for?

I handle it one urge at a time. (Yeah, I know it's cheesy.) But I still have sex, and jerk off even. But I'm married to an awesome woman I actually love, so it's more about funneling my urges to reasonably appropriate outlets. Sometimes, in the middle of my day, I just want to go fuck someone. And I have to discipline myself to go jerk off instead of cheating or getting a prostitute or a happy ending massage. I'm not unhappy with my married sex life, I'm just using orgasm as a emotional crutch

for the last year and a half i have been fucking my sons gf, its pretty fun

my daughter has been putting on weight and i am enjoying it and encouraging it even though she isn't fond of the concept

I jerk off near my sister mom and grandma other females in my family. I was a kid. I hate myself.

you're a good father. fatten that little piggy up.

I am stuck with shrodinger's boyfriend: I have no clue if we're in a relationship. One day ago he was all "Get out and never come back." and today he's saying he loves me. He'll leave for work happy and come home screaming insults at me. He says I'm a cheating whore but is fucking co-workers in the bathroom. It's driving me up the wall.

I seriously don't know what the fuck is going on here or what to think.

I told someon u fuck my someone related to me. This isnt true. Idk why I did it.

any interest?

I wear my mom's lingerie and let my friends treat me like a fucktoy

I'll take 'generic emotionally abusive relationship' for 200, Alex.

i don't really want her to get fat per se, but i like seeing her just a little bit chubby. she's getting a very womanly shape and it suits her (she's half latina)

she's at the point where she isn't exactly chunky, but after a big meal she clearly has a belly

Hey I gotta get some sleep, but find some resources, man. Life is too short to have this shit weighing you down. That's the problem with fascination of fantasy- it just becomes a weight. You think living it out will free you, but you end up wondering why it didn't. Then you start to think you just need more of whatever the fantasy was. Then it's an obsession, an itch you can't scratch. There are people who you can tell anything and won't judge you, but just want to let you get that load off. Find those people. Stop carrying that shit. Or at least let then help you with the load.

You know he's fucking coworkers and you're still with him? You're retarded.

Sure.

Simple: Are YOU in this relationship? Because he isn't. And if you are, then it's up to you to pull yourself out of it.

make sure you keep progress pics so you can see how she changes over time.

Smelled grandmas, moms, sisters, other sisters, step sisters, step moms, roommates and like 10 other friends/friends moms underwear. I saw my gmas bush as a kid and yea... that set me off for life pretty much. It's not that bad right?

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And user takes the square.

Anyway, thanks for the outside perspective. Looking it up sounds right: emotionally abusive. I need to get the fuck away from this guy.

my boyfriend and I don’t have sex nearly as much as we used to...I hooked up with a friend tonight and I feel like I just got fucked for the first time, never had sex that good in my life

that’s cute, keep her well fed :)

I house-sat for my gf's family when they went on vacation. I went into her sister's room, bundled my cock up in all the panties I could find and jerked off on her bed. As many times as I could before they came back.

emotionally abusive, but more specifically emotionally unstable. there are intentional emotionally abusive relationships and ones where they really dont seem to want to hurt you, but they still do.

they dont get better and meds dont fix everything. just abandon ship now.

>source: was in a similar relationship for ten years

what do you want to know? im down to answer or tell anything

In a married man, but I secretly want my ass to be used as a play thing by multiple men..

holy SHIT. I'm in that situation now. I'm white and I have crazy yellow fever. Current girl said the same thing.

I used to fuck my sister. Never posted stories before but she lived with our parents i lived with my gra parents long story but would fuck almost everytime we were around each other for years day night didnt matter any chance we got we fucked

Thinking about it a bit, I guess I am. If I wasn't I wouldn't be so confused. Time to get myself out of it.

yeees more

I made out with my older cousin and probably end up fucking her this weekend

Saw this and previous tweet user. Much thanks for this, didn’t expect Yea Forums to open my eyes to such a thing but here we are lol. Take it easy user, maybe see you around

i used to do this so many times whenever my gf and i lived in our hometown, loved using her little sisters panties to cum in

It's sad to know things don't get better. Thanks for the confirmation.

He goes off the handle whenever I mention not liking how uneven his behavior is, so I know he either is oblivious to his own behaviors or doesn't want to change. I'm thinking he doesn't intend to hurt me but that might be me projecting onto the situation.

I take too many pics of her. i'm gonna get caught one of these days. lol

at least unwanted ones. she lets me take pictures of her sometimes.

last few years is insane watching her go from a twiggy tween to this plump grown up looking girl