We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- FACEBOOK FAP - RATE MY GF - RATE MY DICK/PUSSY THREAD - WWYD (what would you do) THREADS - CELEB THREAD - PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE - FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS - CUCK THREADS - BLACKED THREADS - TRIBUTE HER THREADS - X Girls Thread (X = Latina, Asian, White, Black, Big Tits, any other "NORMAL FAG" basic adjective to describe a girl.
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
It's official; Netcraft confirms: yellow posting is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered yellow posting community when IDC confirmed that yellow posting market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all shitposts. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states thatyellow posting has lost more market share,this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. yellow posting is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified byfailing dead lastin the recent4chan comprehensive shitposting test.
You don't need to be Alex Jonesto predict yellow posting's future. The hand writing is on the wall: yellow posting faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for yellow posting becauseyellow posting is dying.Things are looking very bad for yellow posting. As many of us are already aware, yellow posting continues to lose market share. Yellow ink flows like a river of piss.
All major surveys show that yellow posting has steadily declined in market share. yellow posting is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If yellow posting is to survive at all it will be among /pol/ refugees. yellow posting continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, yellow posting is dead.
Fact: yellow posting is dying
Mason Sanders
you werent even born when Yea Forums was formed go fuck yourself
Trap threads have been a part of Yea Forums since near its founding?
Son, I have been on Yea Forums since 2009 when I was 14, and I know for a fact trap threads were not the 10-15% percent of thread as it seems to be now.
Idk bout y’all, but this I think I only started noticing this trend in about 2014/15
sorry, who are you again and what is this yellow you're talking about?
Tyler Turner
Why would i rustle harambe?
Parker Wilson
He is right. It is an army. And it can be unleashed again.
Jaxson Thomas
see
Austin Allen
Oh, by all means, please do. Sounds very entertaining!
Kayden Murphy
THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz and porn of all types, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post and to abolish the cancerous yellow threads.
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- Yellow THREADS - Summerfags - Redditors
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps and NORMAL PORN are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows to shitpost the board more if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
Please copy and paste, faggots -Yellow nigger kike, spick named Jefferson [
>begging >newfag doesnt even realize how many days YELLOW has been going on
It's been 6 days faggot
Thomas Hall
THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz and porn of all types, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post and to abolish the cancerous yellow threads.
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- Yellow THREADS - Summerfags - Redditors
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps and NORMAL PORN are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. Yea Forums ARMY vows to shitpost the board more if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
Please copy and paste, faggots -Yellow nigger kike, spick named Jefferson...
Do we really need the lolilovers, furfags, and trapposters though?
Camden Hernandez
No, but they post on Yea Forums too... and that should be ok... except NOT EXCLUSIVELY ALL DAY EVERY DAY NOTHING BUT THIS INSANITY OF GREEN BEHIND THE EARS FUCKING TEENS
Easton Cook
go back to kiwifarms or 8 chan if you don't like it.
>smart You fucking newfags keep putting yellow in the OP. You are being filtered out. You are basically circle jerking.
Kevin Taylor
faggot
Jack Bennett
THE GREAT YELLOW WAR COMPROMISE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz and porn of all types, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post and to abolish the cancerous yellow threads.
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- Yellow THREADS - Summerfags - Redditors
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps and NORMAL PORN are TOTALLY EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. Yea Forums ARMY vows to shitpost the board more if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
Please copy and paste, faggots -Yellow nigger kike, spick named Jefferson
Jonathan Cruz
Based Bump
Oliver Long
>Implying yellowfags bother avid posters of Yea Forums >Implying I've ever had to compromise with a regular user on this board for the past decade I have been here Keep spamming, yellow boi. I personally think Yea Forums needs summer fags like you. It's good for the newfags to see autism alongside normal content to spur their interest. Drama is good. I personally like what your doing and the message is decent but your autistic if you think yellow images in the cat are going to deter me from posting in the threads I like. That is called censorship and censorship is pretty fuckin' gay, mmmkay.
But to be fair I'm pretty sure you yellow posters are also newfags so a lot of what I just said is a little moot when trying to be reasonable with a yellow boy. Either way, I like the content I get and I'm going to keep getting it.
Jace Flores
there is no need for compromise, you've lost, and in your attempt have triggered what is essentially an immune response within Yea Forums, that has seen it flooded with even more porn than before you started lmao
Austin Ortiz
>newfags pretending to be oldfags calling oldfags newfags
Henry Anderson
Yea Forums is for porn, get over it
Ryan Flores
Dumb nigger
Brandon Torres
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Brayden Morris
Ok, I'll comply. If you can screencap me 3 consecutive yellow threads on the front page of Yea Forums.
