Hey guys. So I wanna know different ways to create a fleshlight mostly out of homemade items...

Hey guys. So I wanna know different ways to create a fleshlight mostly out of homemade items. Feel free to tell me which one works better and share your ideas.

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Just save up and buy a real one. Youre gonna need legit lube anyway.

>honey mustard
>sandpaper

just buy one you cheap fuck

no

If you go cheap your dick is going to die, and you only have one.

Latex gloves, a sponge, and lube. The prison pussy.

Grab a hot/cold pack, take the cloth off, pop it in the microwave, add a dab of lotion / lube. Figure out the temp so you don't burn your dick.

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Get a flashlight and remove the batteries and light. Make sure it's a D battery flashlight. Then find a really hot chick, cut her vagina out and stuff it in the flashlight. Make sure the labia (lips) are facing out, where the lamp had been previously. Also, when cutting, make sure you point the knife in, like you are coring a large, juicy, sexy apple. You don't want to just slice off the outer parts - you want to make sure to get plenty of meat to shove into the flashlight. The more meat you can stuff inside, the tighter it will feel, but you want to cut it all in one piece. If you don't stuff enough meat in, you can't really add more pieces - you have to find a new vagina to cut out and this time make sure to cut deep enough to have adequate meat to stuff in. Also, make sure to refrigerate your fleshlight if you want it to last. You can put it in a zip lock bag and run it under warm water before use, or put it in a sous-vide bath for a half hour for the ultimate experience.

rubber glove, rolled up hand towel. plus lube. pump away

Fleshlights are overrated. I got myself a fairly expensive one and only used it once. It's cold and just numbens your dick after a minute leading to the loss of your boner.

They make pills for ED. Also, you’re fucking dumb bruh.

In prison we used a rubber glove, a toilet paper roll, an elastic band and coco butter for lube. We had a guy on our range that made em for everyone. They only cost a couple smokes.

my wife

>sous-vide bath for ultimate experience
My fuckin sides!!

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get a plastic tube, I used a Lysol wet nap tube.
some sponges
rubber band
I used small garbage bags and cut the top off after I put it all together
maybe some tape
lube

figure it out

also save some time and cut holes in the bottom of the tube.

Yep, make yourself a Fifi and go to it.

Get one of those canisters that Armor All wipes come in and pop the top off I like to put a washcloth around the inside with rubber band at the bottom and then I put a plastic glove wraps around the top of the tube with the fingers cut out Lube up and f*** away

1. Find an orange
2. Cut a nice penis shaped hole into the orange
3. Put the orange away, and put roofies in a drink
4. feed it to a girl

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just get a fleshlight OP

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There are far cheaper alternatives that i think are better. Like the pornstar fuckfest. My dick is 6.5 so the 8" fleshlight is un necessary. The fuckfest is just over so i get 100% use.

I just fucked one with two sponges sandwiching a latex glove. Put it all in a tallish cup, put some lube in, and go to town. Make sure to wrap the glove around the cup.

That's even more expensive though
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actually kinda hot l o l

thanks

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