We hold these truths to be self-evident, Yea Forums was not created to be a board for Normal Fags, and that a board culture based on Lulz, being a necessary component to a thriving board, needs to be protected through adequate moderation. When threads become destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to post yellow and to abolish the cancerous threads.
Section 1. Ban all "NORMAL FAG" porn as follows:
- FACEBOOK FAP - RATE MY GF - RATE MY DICK - WWYD (what would you do) THREADS - CELEB THREAD - PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE - FUCK/MARRY/KILL THREADS - CUCK THREADS - BLACKED THREADS - TRIBUTE HER THREADS
Section 2. L0li, Sh0ta, S/fur, G/fur, and Traps are TOTALLY
EXEMPT from bannings. These types of porn have been on Yea Forums extremely close to Yea Forums's founding. As such, they are a part of Yea Forums's board culture and should be exempt.
Section 3. YELLOW ARMY vows not to shitpost the board anymore
if Mods ban all "NORMAL FAG PORN" laid out in Section 1.
look what happened to the other countries that started banning shit, now everything is banned.
sage
Joseph Morales
I can get behind this because as an oldfag I am immunized against such debauchery. But until I see a sticky I'm posting and bumping yellow.
Evan Ortiz
Bump
Jacob Evans
Newfag. Things have been periodically banned from Yea Forums and been given their own containment board, like /mlp/. The best solution would be to create a general porn board and do what this guy suggests or similar.
Aaron Howard
Bumpp
Benjamin Walker
It's officially true; Netcraft confirms: yellow posting is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered yellow posting community when IDC confirmed that yellow posting market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all shitposts. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states thatyellow posting has lost more market share,this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. yellow posting is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified byfailing dead lastin the recent4chan comprehensive shitposting test.
You don't need to be Alex Jonesto predict yellow posting's future. The hand writing is on the wall: yellow posting faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for yellow posting becauseyellow posting is dying.Things are looking very bad for yellow posting. As many of us are already aware, yellow posting continues to lose market share. Yellow ink flows like a river of piss.
All major surveys show that yellow posting has steadily declined in market share. yellow posting is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If yellow posting is to survive at all it will be among /pol/ refugees. yellow posting continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, yellow posting is dead.
Fact: yellow posting is dying
Wyatt Russell
Actually makes sense
Owen Fisher
Bump
Andrew Harris
You are as uninformed, as you are loud. You have no idea what is actually going on. No shame in that. Just quit pretending you do. Faggot.
You're a god damn retard if you think the mods give a single shit for even one single fucking second. They don't care if you spam yellow shit all day every day for the rest of your fucking life. They don't have to do anything about it, they won't do anything about it.
Your demands will be ignored and your crusade is nothing but a bunch of retards screaming at a wall while everyone else continues unhindered by your fucking tantrum.
Sebastian Perez
Bump
James Hill
Bump
Jayden Richardson
This.
Liam Russell
Bump
Eli Brown
Bump
Daniel Parker
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Jayden Young
Imagine being this delusional. Yellowkikes are losing, get over it fucko.
I take issue with pics you shouldn't share threads being added into the list. Shouldn't share threads are combination threads of girls of b, including and not limited to aunt b, and results in both new fag games and classic pasta.
