So, why exactly do we have to have 90% porn threads? Oh yeah, cause you faggots are cucked to porn and can't enjoy any other kind of thread.
So, why exactly do we have to have 90% porn threads? Oh yeah...
Aaron Baker
Other urls found in this thread:
Carson Jones
bump
Logan Evans
NO MORE PORN
Cameron Gomez
fuck off papist
Leo Long
All praise the Mighty Pepe,
the Savior of our keks!
Adam White
...
Grayson Peterson
Just disregard the gratuitous porn banners moot-gook-chan instanciated
Nicholas Rivera
Bump
Jackson Bailey
Bumpp
Colton Garcia
Fucking NORMAL FAGS GTFO OF MY BOARD
NO MORE PORN
Anthony Scott
It is indeed official; Netcraft confirms: yellow posting is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered yellow posting community when IDC confirmed that yellow posting market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all shitposts. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states thatyellow posting has lost more market share,this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. yellow posting is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified byfailing dead lastin the recent4chan comprehensive shitposting test.
You don't need to be Alex Jonesto predict yellow posting's future. The hand writing is on the wall: yellow posting faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for yellow posting becauseyellow posting is dying.Things are looking very bad for yellow posting. As many of us are already aware, yellow posting continues to lose market share. Yellow ink flows like a river of piss.
All major surveys show that yellow posting has steadily declined in market share. yellow posting is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If yellow posting is to survive at all it will be among /pol/ refugees. yellow posting continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, yellow posting is dead.
Fact: yellow posting is dying
John Roberts
LOL fucking porncuck
Josiah Morales
About time
Mason Sanchez
...
Angel Wood
play my game:
Lincoln Hill
i thought i had ad-block on.
Brandon Evans
Keep calling me a cuck.
It really turns me on
Ayden Ross
LOL you're such a faggot
Aiden Ross
Yes.
YES
MmmmmMore
Juan Martin
Dubs and trips
Checked and kekked
Jordan Edwards
God hates fags, cucks, and porn addicts
Chase Jackson
Bumping for more porn
Xavier Ward
He also hates liars and hypocrites and reserves the worst circle of hell just for them.
So...you know...
Jason Green
Noah Wood
If I were a brainlet I imagine I might even care what an imaginary beard in the sky thought about where I spilled my seed
Jayden Evans
Shits deep...
Tyler Gomez
So, you know, I'm safe
>hurr durr only stupid people believe in God
>yfw
Ayden Collins
Daniel Wood
Bump
Isaiah Gonzalez
>only stupid people believe in God
Nathaniel Reed
You have other board options too and porn was here first. Porn will fuck you pally, it will fuck your ripe little turdcutter and it's balls will give yours an oily slap while its autistic no armed one eyed gentleman penis piledrives into last night's dinner.
Sebastian Cruz
This is like those “I hope someone doesn’t post CP” posts back in the day.
Faggot clearly wants to look at CP
The lady doth protest too much methinks
Brody Myers
Stay mad porncuck
Lincoln Adams
lol you've been off this board for the past two weeks, haven't you?
Jayden Nguyen
Lol ok, tried to warn you
Chase Garcia
I maintain this was the original goal of the yellow turban rebellion.
My porn folder has doubled in size as all the old guard open their porn folders and share in solidarity.
It is by intention and design.
Camden Morgan
Mmmmm
Yeah.
Keep calling me cuck
Gavin Morris
No porn means more ponies.
Cameron Diaz
It’s the most self defeating and retarded thing I’ve witnessed since the Downes Syndrome World Chess Tournament
Charles Brown
Mods
The bronies are back
Gavin Murphy
I mean you're objectively wrong but okay
Anthony Hill
Mods
Charles Stewart
Reported.
Enjoy your ban
Jonathan Clark
Because /pol/ exists, so edgy newfags and the trolls that fuck with them aren't here. It was proven when /mlpol/ was created; remove /pol/ and the funny comes back.
Jacob Brooks
>you're objectively wrong
The net result is ‘more porn being posted’
You’d have to be a Bond villain Hollywood trope of a retard to think that telling /b to stop posting porn would result in anything other than people posting more porn.
You used the word ‘objectively’ incorrectly.
Kindly do not do so again
Levi Cook
OP here. My actual feelings are more or less these posts here (hate loli, shota, and furfags but eh, I'll keep trolling the lolilovers):
Blake Cox
youre my god
Matthew Lee
>compromise
Why would we compromise in a war we have already won, faggot retard?
Jaxson Hernandez
That's what you think
David Cooper
Seriously, it's time to give it up. Page one has no yellow and it's filled with porn. I had to go to the catalog to see if any yellowfags were left. This is the only yellow post with a decent number of replies. You guys keep posting yellow and it drops right to 10 and rotates off, because nobody cares enough to bump it. You're not having an impact anymore.
Juan Russell
>that’s what you think
>front page full of porn
Delusional faggot.
It was never even a war, it was suicide
Isaiah Thompson
It's also full of yellow, what's your point?
Jordan Cook
This thread has been up for an hour and a half. People are definitely bumping it.
Isaac Harris
>full of yellow
Only when porn fags bump it with porn
Citation needed.
Brayden Gomez
Degenerate fetish content is a staple. This board is more visited and moves fast enough to introduce anons to things they never knew existed. Regular porn does not belong here, but absurd and interesting niches are home here.
Yea Forums is the last holdout of the old internet. It's anonymous, uncensored, crude in design and personality. The incredible amount of generic porn shill threads is most certianly a problem, but you have to be trolling with the rest. The question you should be asking is why so many trap threads? Why a "secrets" thread at every hour of everyday? Why so much generic jpeg porn on a rudimentary board like this when 4k streaming videos exist for free? Are there people behind every one of these threads? Or groups with vested interest in collecting data and forming the minds of anons?
Nolan Wright
>Yea Forums is the last holdout of the old internet
Yea Forums has been dead for well over a decade.
Gavin Collins
>citation needed
I can say the same thing to you
Carter Allen
And I can say “front page of Yea Forums”, you retarded fucking giblet
Nathan Taylor
And I'll just say what I said before. You're repeating yourself.
Cooper Morales
Do you not understand what is happening here, faggot?
Read the top of the page “the stories and information posted...” etc etc
I’ve created yellow threads and then spammed them with porn,
I’ve made porn threads and then spammed then with yellow.
Argued for and against in atheist threads.
Presented rational anti-racist arguments in my own white supremacist thread.
Shilled for Trump and Clinton in the same thread?
Why?
Because it beats working and I’m bored.
Confused generation Z Faggots like you are collateral damage in my own personal Kek war.
There used to be a rule here:
Lurk Moar
Cunts forgot about this rule. It was quite important though.
Joseph Watson
Exhibit A you gormless retard son of shit eating pig Fucker
Front page is not yellow, and it’s full of porn.
Right now.
Go check.
Take a screen shot.
Prove me wrong
Easton Williams
Don't have such technology to take screenshots, but it does have yellow
Ayden Collins
>2019
>can’t take a screen shot on their device
If your objective was to discredit yourself then mission accomplished faggot
Hudson Barnes
Sex is the oldest form of entertainment. Before tvs and video games and books there was sex. Sex is the main thing on men's minds, the other stuff is an after thought.
Juan Butler
I am your Jesus now.
Ayden Taylor
I can't find a free computer screenshot service though
Also good job exposing yourself as a phone poster tard
Eli Lewis
It’s just an image posted on an image board.
The image will not answer, and OP and Anons will not engage in earnest, honest conversation.
Just post porn
Adrian Collins
>exposing myself
>anonymous board
Gee, I’m so. I’m so embarrassed to have been caught using a device everyone has for a purpose it was intended,
It has really shamed me in front of you, user, faceless sexless possible algorithm.
How will I ever continue?
Oh right ....
Angel Bailey
1
Jordan Martinez
2
Bentley Ward
3
Cameron Diaz
4
Easton Nguyen
5
Owen Bennett
6
John Cooper
7
Joshua Cruz
8
Ethan Sanders
9
Charles Torres
10
Hunter Murphy
You're just one of the groups made fun of on this board, that's all. So am I, but at least I have a purpose.
I've tried in engaging in honest discussion, and all you guys just say "fuck you". Every. Single. Time. Without fail.
Christian Ramirez
just use pornhub? or hentaihaven? it's not that fucking hard to find porn. these fags just have to go the extra mile and post all porn. i don't hate porn, i just don't want the entire fucking board to become a porn board. some are arguing "it's a random board, porn is random!" that's like a slot machine that always gives you bars and blanks and rarely anything else. where's the random in that?
David Young
...
Owen Harris
An Arab 'refugee' in Germany beating his wife to death gets away with 17 months jail on probation.... because the court accepted the accuse of 'cultural tradition and so on' ... when I drive 70 in a 50 zone I will have to pay the fine, because they say 'not knowing the law doesn't matter'
These people are not only being forced upon us you see, they are protected, they even go free for rape in some instances.
All in the name of being 'not racist' and liberal. Maybe it is time to stop that. Including such new insanities as traps
Cameron Collins
Colton Powell
That's fucked
Tyler Wright
Civil war when?
Fucking drive them out of your country already.
It's been done before.
The Muslims used to control Spain like 500 years ago
Christian Adams
You, dear Spain, could start not voting left left lefter all the time.
Nicholas Price
gay
Samuel Cooper
Literally
Nicholas Long
>at least I have a purpose.
Being a colossal faggot is hardly a purpose. It’s your curse
Carter Lewis
>euler
>stupid
The level of this bait, let me tell you
Luis Reyes
Awwww.
So all this time, YOUve been the victim.
And here we are just ignoring you, and not helping you, consoling you, making you chicken noodle soup and tucking you in at beddy bye bye times.
I’m sorry user.
There. There
Nicholas Long
fuck off and die, yellow scum sage
Xavier Sanchez
Chicken noodle soup? Well, if you put it that way: gimme
Jeremiah Jenkins
First we change your diaper and then it’s time to suck mommy’s cock
Lincoln Jenkins
>happy being a victim
>muh superior white race
Ayden Wood
Wut? I can't enjoy chicken noodle soup?
What is wrong with you?
Brody Miller
...
Ryder Hill
My purpose is issue awareness. The fact that you pornfags keep refusing to accept that's what this is proves how intellectually dishonest of you. It's one thing to think we're wrong, or even that we're stupid. It's another thing to say that we don't have an actual idea behind what we're saying.
Zachary Moore
what part of fuck off and die don't you understand
sage
Sebastian Wood
>cucked to porn
Nathan Martin
u gay
Jonathan Sanchez
post a better thread then, jeez its like you guys are all cucked by that fag on the cross and this retarded frog
Gabriel Williams
as much as this is a fucking random board. yes, i think it is time to eliminate all the fucking porn posts. theres literally porn boards right fucking there but newfags and normalfags just prefer to flood Yea Forums because "muh Yea Forums has the best PORNZ! and SLASHB is the only Yea Forums board cuz its FAMOUS! I WANT TO BE PART OF MEMES!"
Noah Miller
>you
>porn
>can't enjoy any other kind of thread
We have already
Dylan Wright
>i just cant stop watching porn i just cant stop
Adrian Myers
Hello OP and other posters,
You may be unaware, but the Yea Forums.org website offers a variety of different boards. While the Yea Forums (random) board may be used for anything that’s random, it would be better to populate other boards where your specific interest lies..!
Here are a list of various boards dedicated to specific genres of porn listed under the “Adult” section on the Yea Forums website!
Sexy Beautiful Women
Adult Gif
Hardcore
Handsome Men
Hentai
Ecchi
Yuri
Hentai/Alternative
Yaoi
High Resolution
Adult Cartoons (rule 34)
Adult Requests
Random Degeneracy
Degenerates have no excuses for posting porn on Yea Forums
Prove me wrong.
Anthony Walker
>It's another thing to say that we don't have an actual idea behind what we're saying.
You have an idea. The idea ‘let’s clean porn off /b’ is one of the most self defeating and retarded ideas since the Downes Syndrome World Chess Tournament
Joseph Ward
I neither care nor am aware. Porn is forever and you failed before you even began
Jace Thompson
See, that's a better direction
Jack Baker
“It annoys you” is all the excuse I need
Tyler Harris
But what if it DOESN'T annoy us?
John White
Then shut the fuck up about it you whinging bitches
Logan Wilson
>us
>group speak
>group think
Dah comrade
Landon Lee
>hurry, we must all collectively defend our pr0nz
Ayden Ross
>free computer screenshot service
You mean, the print screen button???
Are people like you even allowed to use a computer?
I’m amazed.
Like watching a chimp perform calculus
Samuel Clark
Charles Hill
Right.
Because, even though porn had been posted on /b since the beginning, a bunch of incel faggots all deciding on exactly the same day to yellow post and demand porn be removed isn’t group think - you all had the idea independently- on your own - at exactly the same time - on the same day - using the same color coded meme
Sounds legit
Asher Ramirez
Sieg Heil
Benjamin Rivera
Not me saying it's not group think, it's me pointing out the kettle calling the pot black
Jaxon Nelson
OP here, night pornfags, love you
Grayson Morales
Austin Thomas
Next level retard.
>derp everybodi eets da fuuud, derp.
>eating fuuud is group think
You’re a faggot with no labido
Gabriel Reyes
The strawmen start coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming...
Nathan Smith
Poap
Jackson Martin
You don’t actually know the strawman fallacy you brainlet faggot.
What you witnessed was called ‘analogy’.
Why am I helping you?
Pity I guess.
Logan Williams
Hammertits VonRucklebury vs. Barneydoo McBrevitz
Jaxson Kelly
My fingers are tingling, sempai. Am I going to be alright??
Adam Green
i love you OP
Nolan Morris
I wish the yellow wave won out but you can't fight porn.