how do i get laid Yea Forums?
i'm not fat, not short, not ugly, just a bit retarded and gay
thank you
How do i get laid Yea Forums?
Carter Morgan
Jordan Perez
pee in her butt
Cameron Brooks
source please
Cooper Young
idfk
Robert Torres
chloroform
Kayden Hughes
noone?
Adrian Collins
Work some overtime and buy a hooker
Samuel Robinson
just get a "escort".
Ryan Wilson
>noone?
Google image search it you lazy fucking retard
Jace Moore
Literally just be a cool guy. Try being friends with a girl first with no expectation of sexual rewards. Don’t be a faggot incel. Listen to shit they say no matter how idiotic. No white knighting.
Dominic Richardson
Go to club
Ask women who look like they have low self-esteem if they wanna go back to your place and fuck all night.
Worst case you get punched by their boyfriend, best case you only get 1 STD.
It's not rocket science
Hunter Stewart
Tell them exactly what you want, depending on how good you look a chick will eventually fuck you by just asking. Eventually you’ll find a slut that loves the 8==D.
Jaxson Hill
Ask women
Anthony Smith
do you think i didn't do that before asking, summerfag?
Ayden Gutierrez
Get a normie hobby, something outdoors usually works. It'll give you something to talk about before you club them and drag them back to your panel van.
Personally I use running, it's cheap, easy and gets you fit too. Makes you seem non-threatening and if they do come round early you can catch them before they tell anyone about what you did.
Owen Smith
>gay
Well... you need to find another gay for that
Brody Cooper
Just take the yellow pill
Hudson Smith
...
Aiden Sanchez
I do, since you're a lazy fucking retard.
Dominic King
>the incel pill
Hunter Jackson
what is the yellow pill?