Hemlo frens I have a problem.... I think I might be addicted to porn and masturbating...

lmao this huge newfig probably thinks life failure yuji is "the old one," this is so embarrassing for him, oh my god

life failure yuji is just ripa lol

technically, he was. the original yuji was a crybaby loser that just went on and on about how his life sucked

yeah but not in an absurd and surrealist way

that sounds like me
i am now yuji
this is kali yuga

seuss is masturbating to scat porn again... a very vulnerable time in his sexual career!

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Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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uhm...can the yujis...um...can the yuji sakais and the people talking about the yuji sakais please leave the thread? i think...well um..i really can't speak for anyone else here..but uh.. i really think that maybe this thread should well...well you know, it should be for OP and his addiction...i mean helping OP and his addiction.....i don't.....um... i d..ont think that talking about..yuji sakai really is going to help him...OP i mean...umm i sorry if OP doesn't mind but...but you know i just wuold rather...i just would rather his thread be about his topic and not..well...well you know, yuji sakai....sorry...

fren i c u hab a bury serious problelm sso i try tto offr my asistanc

tto stop touchy urslelf 1 muts act productivlely sso da urges ggo away whiel limity da tiem u wud usulely waist on dat
how ddo i nno dat? i read id in soem forneig boky. goo istuf

tamks ffor da concnr fren

3×checky

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i am in da same boat as u and so ar hundreds of other people. here are sum good tips ive found that work for a lot of people:

1. join an online support group
2. wen u feel like f*pping drop what u ar doing and exercise (pushups, jogging, or even taking a walk)
3. never use ur phone in bed. only use ur bed for sleeping
4. when u really feel like f*pping, just remind urself of how awful u feel after u do it

best of luck fren! beating addictions is tough but there are people out there who have done it successfully. I believe that we can do it too!!!

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trips! wooh!
i foudn dat watchign doremi maed me nod wanna f*p bcuz id maed me thing ann cry ann stuffe.... i thing if u watch... nod-p*rn dat id wud rly hlelp
CHINCHLELLAS HAB TINY TOES
PLS DOND B INAPROPROS

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sometimes i see Asian Gorl and I get really hard and then i also like penis so then i look at my erection and i feel twice as worse and soon I have to jerk off!

it's been like this since high school!

Your fortune: Good Luck

Okay listen up, man. I'm about to be the only guy in this thread that actually helps you and doesn't spew the "do something nice and productive instead" bullcrap. What you wanna do is jack off 3 times in a row when you wake up. Your horny receptors will be pooped the rest of the day and even if you find yourself somehow being turned on, your dick will ache, stopping you from acting upon your urges. Don't worry either, jacking off 3 times isn't gonna kill you or mess your body up or anything.

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why do all the doremiposters have masturbation problems i don't get it
oh wait i do LOLE

One day I was so horny I jerked off like six times! I tried everything, autofellatio, anal, everything! It wouldn't go away. Asian Gorl ignited a fire in my penis lole

Your fortune: Bad Luck

da problem with dat is f*pping drains my energy and makes me mopey for da rest of da day
doremi is helping me want to not f*p becuz shes so pure

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will you shut the fuck up already, you damn schizo?

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if jerking it drains your energy for the rest of the day you should see a doctor

drink a 5 hour energy or something you pansy

Asian Gorl just turns me on so much! With her Hello Kitty panties and her Pokemon hat and her Digimon body pillows... I want to massage my dick all night long!

I feel it like a vibe! A current in the horny stream, I have to exercise it until it goes away!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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>addicted to porn
just play video games or read lots of books. you need to keep your mind busy with other things until you grow tired of your bad porn habits

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i'll make it go away with a slap upside your head if you don't shut the hell up

Yes!

Hurt me! Make me feel ashamed for my love of Asian Gorl runs farther than I can comprehend...

Your fortune: Godly Luck

distracting myself with other stuff doesn't really work because my attention span is too limited for anime, books or videogames... and even if it worked... it wouldn't be a real solution to my problem... I don't want to just not fap, I want to stop being horny 24/7
Literally anything, even non lewd stuff, can put me in the mood and then I have to fap and I hate it... Like, sometimes I try to distract myself watching anime or something but then I see a cute anime gril or a slightly provocative scene and I go feral...

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have you tried cutting off your dick?

okay dude it seems like you're a last resort case...only one thing you can do, you gotta break your hands

dese arent bury goo adbices i dond thing
hurtign urslelf is nod coole

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nobody on s4s wants to hear about this shit. doremitards need to make a private discord or something and get outta our hair.

You need to have sex. I know, I know, you "can't". Well you've gotta drop that shit and just get out there. Get a prostitute if you need to. You're in that phase of life where nothing will stop your sexual desires...nothing except sex. Trust me, once you do it, you'll be done.

"doremitard nofap support group discord"
lol that sounds like something i would come up with but it's almost real
THE /BANT/ DISCORD VS THE DOREMITARD NOFAP SUPPORT GROUP DISCORD
WHO CAN WIN THE GOLD MEDAL IN BEING ANNOYING PIECES OF SHIT?

don't u hab work tto ddo fren?
xsercise?
faimly?
lovy?
cahrity?

dere's loleways somethink tto dstarct our tiem awaek until wee feel sleeby agan

DUBE

Doremiposters are literally and unironically the only thing keeping s4s alive nowadays. Without them, s4s would be just low quality shitposting, porn and unfunny attention-seeking namefigs.

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heres your (you)

go back to the doremitard nofap support group discord

sad, isn't it?

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well, get a vasectomy

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da qualelty ob pots is bury imports
wan step 2wards maeky a qualelty pots is tto stop taeky r*de... ann when u stop taeky r*de ann practice ur nice... ull feel alot butter
life doesnd hab tto b hurty...

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u cam contribute tto
dond feel shye!!!!1111

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come on "doremitard nofap support group discord" sounds at least a LITTLE funny... the absurdity of it all... is it because i included the tard? doremifriends nofap support group discord better? doremifappers anonymous? yes no?

ids nod hard tto b nice

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they were being nice tho

of course its funny. you have to realize that to them, everything is only funny and high quality when its doremi content. posting porn, being unfunny and being attention whores also becomes ok to them so long you are posting doremi.

you don't think it sounds funny at all? not even as like a gag? a jokey joke? *japanese grandpa voice* "not leal! just joke!"
dang you're harder to please than op's cock on a saturday morning

Go on MtF HRT and become cute
Eventually your moid libido will subside and you can stop being horny

it was doremi content though

I agree. this has nothing to do with the doremi anime. this is something personal that should be discussed on /adv/ instead.

an a dub
ten a TRIP

id's neber okei tto b unpleasamt

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i think it's unpleasant when you talk about masturbation and masturbation related content can you go somewhere else or stop?

you have no issue when someone pro-doremi hates on the rest of the board, but as soon as someone criticizes doremi, they are "unpleasant." how curious.

i think it's unpleasant when you constantly tell people to stop doing things they like to do just because you don't agree with it

dond b a drama llama
watch doremi ann hug ur mama

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jus try-y tto help a anoni in nede
if he ahs an touchy problelm he nedes suporte ffrom all his frens tto overcoem id

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Dude seriously, can you at least try to look at this from our perspectives? Oh what am I saying, I know you're just a troll. Nothing matters, we all love doremi! Be nice! Have fun!!

the doremi mafia the doremi cult the doremi psyop the doremitard nofap support group discord
being a "doremi" is the new being a nazi. as soon as you're outed as a doremi no one will take you seriously or want to interact with you anymore.
but it's unpleasant right? would you start a nice chat about your jacking habits with a stranger? obviously not. you can talk privately if you really think this is a topic worth discussing. s4s is a public forum for you and me and all the other brain damaged peoples of the world.

ok so basically this subreddit is not for losers. this is the place for the best of the best--the people who can really get shit done when it comes to internet business. you will probably find r/adv or r/r9k more your speed if you find it hard to even avoid touching your dick for a day.

>can you at least try to look at this from our perspectives
i don't think saeed is capable of doing that. takes too many functioning brain cells.

im nod a trol but yea!
dond fforget dat be-y r*de is a druge dat hurts u ann ebery1 u love...

dond get hi
reach ffor da sky

#drugfree #recovery #justfortoday #workthesteps #recoveryworks #spiritualprinciples #spiritualaf #spiritualgangster #giginrecovery #cleanmomworking #recoverygirlme #selfloveclub #liveloverecovery #consciouscontact #cleansobersexy #valleygirlchromeedition #sober #mentalhealth #straightedge #mentalhealthawareness #therapy #braintraining #instamentalhealth #instahope #instalife #braintrainingworks #wetrainbrains #addictionrecovery #addiction #bhfyp

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couldn't even be bothered to come up with the hashtags yourself? high quality pots and all that.
best-hashtags.com/hashtag/drugfree/

#cleanmomworking

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you stole it again BTICH come up with them yourself put some EFFORT into it #siegheil

i am nod a b-word
#loveurfrens

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ok cool nice you finally came up with one good flippin' job #dickanuspenisinfection

DUBS

watche u langaug girle
dis is a purpel boarde

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can you make one normal post without typing like that? just to confirm.... you know.... that he's not blackmailing you or whatever. you're not a robot are you? psyop robot?

uhm...can the doremis...um...can the doremiposters and the people talking about the doremiposters please leave the thread? i think...well um..i really can't speak for anyone else here..but uh.. i really think that maybe this thread should well...well you know, it should be for OP and his addiction...i mean helping OP and his addiction.....i don't.....um... i d..ont think that talking about..doremiposter really is going to help him...OP i mean...umm i sorry if OP doesn't mind but...but you know i just wuold rather...i just would rather his thread be about his topic and not..well...well you know, doremiposter....sorry...

saeed has psyop robots that creates posts for him through the power of artificial intelligence. holy shit. might need to invest in one of those "tin foil hats"

uhm...can the doremis...um...can the doremiposters and the people talking about the doremiposters please leave the thread? i think...well um..i really can't speak for anyone else here..but uh.. i really think that maybe this thread should well...well you know, it should be for OP and his addiction...i mean helping OP and his addiction.....i don't.....um... i d..ont think that talking about..doremiposter really is going to help him...OP i mean...umm i sorry if OP doesn't mind but...but you know i just wuold rather...i just would rather his thread be about his topic and not..well...well you know, doremiposter....sorry...

hehehe

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sory fren, Ill ggo tto sleepies nauu

dubs chekd
nod a robot anoni
tamks ffor asky

jus u usule laet nite polstr

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TRIPS CHECKY DUBS! WOOH!

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blink twice if you're in danger

i think imma start a daily thread to help the frens who want to stop f*pping

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dubs confirm! wooh!
dat soudns awesome possum!!11

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dubs
I was able to go two years w/o bcuz of a girl.. just like, if you rly care, don't just stop. Find something to replace it.
youtube.com/watch?v=e6Qb-f_xpkI

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the doremi nofap support group is becoming a reality oh lord

the shit in the water isn't turning me into a tranny fast enough i want to achieve my maximum neutered takesposting drone fit right now help me reddit

her naem's hazuki!

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u bet we are!!!

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wad da h*ck, i flell liek shaerign dis wid s4s, butt im nod about tto liek maek a sure desu bout id
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for fucks sake, don't you guys have enough threads as it? i mean let's be honest, this won't be a daily "nofap" thread, this will just be a thinly-veiled doremi thread. can't wait for the day when [s4s] is absolutely nothing but doremi threads

unironically make it a daily thing and i'll show up just to prove how stupid you are

yung nigga got dem dubs
yall, like iunno wut tto saye tbh honest
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>would you start a nice chat about your jacking habits with a stranger?
but we aren't strangers, we're all frens here!

also, you know you can hide or just ignore threads you don't like, right?

do itt!!

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