Wife wants me to surprise her with a new bedroom roleplaying idea

Wife wants me to surprise her with a new bedroom roleplaying idea.
>Wife’s bday in couple of days
>Need Roleplay ideas
>Kinkyer the better
>Story driven
>Gimme your best ideas Yea Forumsros

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Imagine sharing her with a thousand fat gross virgins from Yea Forums

do ANAL

Have done before, not much of a storyline to it

Invite a cute shota boy to your house and double team him with your wife
He fucks her and you fuck him

Have you bought sex shop gear? Like restraints and toys? If not maybe go on a spend spree there. Sometimes I like to tie my gf up and just play with her. Fuck her with toys. Don't let her cum by stopping when she starts to. Hump her throat while fucking a giant dildo into her. Shit like that.

We have done that sort of thing for years, that’s why I’m stuck for ideas

We a 2 person team always have been always will be

try the kinkiest sex position ever invented: missionary

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We ain’t that perverted

Put a ski mask on and pretend your a home invader/rapist

Have her tied up, blindfolded and ears plugged. Tell her you're picking up a friend to play with her while she's tied up. Return in 15 minutes and just fuck her without letting her know it's you. Bonus points for using a dick sleeve to make your dick feel different.

Oh I like this one

Could also say you ordered pizza and left the door unlocked with a note on it, and have her be tied up in the hallway.

Put together an alter, she's being sacrificed to the gods on it.

Yea so she can start crave other dicks? Do this if you wanna turn into a cuck op

Oh yeah never thought of it that way

Isn't that part of roleplay anyway? Pretending you're someone else?

A lot of the time yes, we been together almost 15 years I don’t think she will begin to want other cocks anytime soon.
She’s turned down 3somes with other dudes. So I think I’m ok

Sneak up behind her when she's out and about and rape her, but never reveal it was you.

you're a VAMPIRE

your wife is ALSO A VAMPIRE

you have LOVELESS VAMPIRE SEX because MARRIED VAMPIRES ALSO HAVE PROBLEMS

Can we get some past roleplaying greentexts?

Even better, pay some of your black friends to do it, and when she comes crying to you about being raped, belittle her and call her a slut who was probably asking for it.

Does she prefer to be submissive or dominant?

We switch it up depending on scene. But she leans to a more dominant side

Have you tried pegging?

>>Kinkyer
Rape her. Thatll be a surprise

go buy a 50 pack of green chalk preferably darker coloured, pulp the chalk into a fine dust and put it all into a bucket. then purchase a shrek mask and rent a donkey. then purchase a tub of mud and mix it with the donkeys shit and pour it all into a small kiddie pool. use the chalk to turn yourself completely green after you get naked and put on the mask. blindfold her and put her on the donkey and give her a ride to your swamp, then rip off the blindfold and throw her in the shit mud and start fucking her analy. bonus points if you can get her to dress up as fiona!

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Worship her ass hole

Based

Here’s some highlights.
>Pirate Captain searching for booty.
>Tons of anal and pirate costumes
>A swashbuckling time was had by all.

>Secretary offers to relieve boss of pent up stress
>Slutty office outfit with lots of under the table blowjobs.

>Street hoe car sex
>Told her to dress up as hooker and I picked her up outside dive bar.
>roadhead and car sex

>Pizza guy needs payed.
>No cash to pay for pizza, she finds a way to pay up.

>Getting discount of car salesman
>test drive new cars
>sexual favours exchanged for discounts
>hard to pull of as most real salespeople want to come along on test drive.
>worked out couple of times on less expensive cars.

I’ll think of more later

It’s a bit to simple and safe, she wants something unique and out of the box thinking

>Masseuse and client
>she tied me down and had her wicked way with me

>Nurse needs to check my prostate and take sperm sample.
>Best handjob of my life

>Bad cop
>Cuffed and abused

>Giving the babysitter a ride home
>Slutty teen outfits and more roadhead

Tell her to wear a short dress and go to the mall. Have her take her panties off and leave them in the car.

Maybe find a secluded place to play with her.

Disgusting. Women aren't supposed to be dominant. It's against their nature.

Role play that she came home with a bad report card. Then whip her bare ass with a belt until she's a sobbing mess.

Naughty student trying to get an A, haven’t done that in years.

Good luck being a virgin the rest of your life

Married for 19 years. You kids are weak and pathetic.

Expose her on dirty roulette.com. With your dick in her pussy.

Top or bottom?

Dress up as a sissy and have her peg your ass

That’s more so for my birthday

This. Have you ever done anything exhibitionist OP?

Not really we like to keep our private life private

Try it for something different?

Get the dog in there.

Kinky you say?

Teacher/Questionable age student.

This.

Top of list for now

Why don't you just not be a degenerate and have normal sex

Have her put on a blindfold and handcuffs. Walk her to a different room with the blinds down (she doesn't know) and fuck her up against the window where she thinks people can see her.

The classic Mines of Moria sequence from Professor Tolkien's masterpiece.

I'd go for the Ride of the Rohirrim tbh fam, nothing gets me harder than listening to Theodens speech

Fucking casual

Abortion role play

What about re-enacting a first date, but you both sit down ahead of time (seperately of course, maintain the surpise) and create "profiles" for your date night characters.

The fun comes in when you get to "re-learn" who your wife is. I havent tried this one yet, but it revolves around the idea of your braina being sexual organs.

Quite interesting, need to put this on list