Hear roommates and her friends laughing downstairs

>hear roommates and her friends laughing downstairs
>"he's wanking off"
>ohfuckno.jpg
>go completely motionless
>listen to them cracking jokes for the next 20 minutes
>go to shower in shame
>overhear my roommate calling me a real weirdo before I go in
>still cracking jokes when I come out 15 minutes later
>I lie down and stare at the ceiling
>girl I like comes round
>hear her asking what they're laughing at
>hear "we heard him and we even smelled him too"
>still hear them laughing more than an hour later
seriously considering suicide wtf

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Put me in the screenshot reddit fag

Fake and gay

Do it you beta faggot.

Just act like you don’t give a shit, as if none of them have rubbed one out, be confident about it and fuck what they think seriously, couple days from now no1 is gonna give a shit anymore

Wait I want to be in the screenshot too

Who the fuck jerks off loud enough for others to hear...

There's a large gap at the bottom of the door that I forget about. I can clearly hear them talking downstairs. I was actually doing it pretty gently.

Or you could not masturbate and then go ask the girl you like to slob on your knob

what are you a stealth wanker?! I announce every one of my wanks with a glorious fart in the living room and I usually end with a fierce yet gentle burp in the toilet. During my session I blast the volumes up to 11 and moan at the top of my lungs while I shoot a load unto a cardboard with numbers from 1-50 on predicting next week lottery numbers with my jizz.

Go beat their fucking heads in

They probably thought you were a weirdo beforehand anyways.

I'd say that's pretty alpha of you, but real chads don't masturbate.
So you're still a beta fag

I'd prefer not having my uncle hear, bust down the door, and spreading my hairy anus for another 5 hour session. Gotta treasure the moments alone with my imagination

who said that I use my own pair of hands?

Who said anything about hands?
Could be feet, maybe paws... TENTACLES?

Got bad dragon stuff hmmm?

How did they hear you? How were you so loud? Puberty is supposed to teach you how to fap quietly

How many hours you been on this site?
This post is a huge bait.

>could be getting fucked by qt uncle
>prefers hand

True permavirgin

This. It's not even that you wank. It's that you smell bad and stay in your room alone surfing Yea Forums when there's a bunch of company over, including pretty girls, laughing and having a good time.

I wish it were. I can't face anyone now

>stroll out, entirely naked except for fedora
>hard cock in hand
>"m'ladies"
>make tendies while fapping
>blow load on the front door knob
>now they can't leave without touching your sperm
>"who's the loser now?"

Fucking power move.

Acting like a sad puppy only makes girls more cruel at how pathetic you are, especially lauging teenage sluts. Just keep some alchohol stocked and a decent pair of headphones