Thinking about visiting Denmark next year (most likely Copenhagen)

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Danes are pretty based. One thing that stands out for sure, is Christiania

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when did you visit Christiania? in the last 10 years or so that place has gone downhill due to frequent drug raids.

what would happen to Christiania if Denmark legalizes weed?

Fuck off we're full

Go to sweden the love inbred hicks and all manner of cretins :^)

was there like 2-3 years ago and was pretty ncie

They will be evicted because there would no longer be a need for a containment zone

is the main point of Christiania really weed, though?

Feels like you are truly free when you are there

turi$ter er da fint nok? :^)

Only for the people who don't actually live in Christania.

Check out the jutland, in particular you wanna go to århus, copenhagen is nice but a little metro, like any capital.

Go and hang out in the east with the danish equivalent of rednecks, they are lovely

sounds like fun
that's what I figured. The weed just keeps the tourist money coming in

Good of you to come back and make this thread during a normal time.
What this guy said.
I also suggest a visit to Bornholm.

is there anything in Bornholm worth seeing in particular?

Get tinder. Meet a local qt. Ride your bike to a quiet field inland. Get blown.

Or that's what happened to me.
Actually,Bornholm is boring af. But it's comfy. It gets overrun with tourists at certain times.
T b h youll get just as much authentic experience going up to somewhere like Nationalpark Thy.

just be aware. avoid bornholm when it's hosting "Folkemode" at all costs. the whole island gets swamped w/ people.

Do you think Danish girls would be open to going on a tinder date with an American guy? I'm not expecting anything but to hang out for a bit would be cool.

Denmark vs Netherlands?
(and Copenhagen vs Amsterdam?)

Absolutely. We have stupid idiot sjw girls who won't look past your nationality- so much for them being inclusive.
But plenty other would love to hang with you. Best bet in CPH. Meet for coffee, go for a walk along Sorterdam So get a pizza from a cafe around Trianglen.
We have a reputation of being very free or easy. That's not strictly true. Better to say worldly with sexual matters,always have been. So it's ok to be upfront.

Hate to say it both places are very similar. But imo we Danes do things more sensibly and are easier to visit than the Netherlands

Do you think Denmark is more similar to Netherlands or Norway?

The good thing about being from different cultures is that you can make non-forced conversation about each other's countries. Girls love to talk, so if you ask them questions that are at least somewhat interesting, the date can go smoothly.
If I get to eat a Danish girl's ass then I'll be the happiest dude alive, but I'll settle for a hug at this point.

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Physically our landscape looks like the Netherlands. Flat,no hills, water everywhere. We don't have anything like Norways scenery.
But Norwegians have much more similarities to us. We owned them for so long, gave them their royal family.
Just say you're visiting and want someone to show you around for a day or two. Tell them all going well you would like to have sex. You won't offend anyone.

I've been living here for a year now op. It was a decision between sweden and denmark. I chose denmark. Worse fucking decision ever!
Go to sweden instead op, thats where there's proper food and the fittest of ladies, even there worst ones are 8/10 in america standards.

Have fun, get laid with super hot swedish women. Don't make the mistake I made with denmark

How can food possibly be better in Sweden than Denmark?
I'm assuming it's not appropriate to say that you're looking for sex until you at least kiss her, right?

whats wrong with denmark?

He's visiting. Not going to be living there. Big difference.

Just say up front looking for a friend to show you around, and if the chemistry is right take it a little further. Good luck bro.

thank you based Dane
Are there really girls with that much free time, though? I figured girls in the 18-30 range are always booked for the most part

In sweden everything isnt based around this shitty seedy brown bread as it is in dk

Nothing to pin point per say, just a bunch of small things which would make going to a different place a better choice. When I'm free I'll come back and write a full on detailed experience from me

True but even for visiting, sweden and norway have muuch better sights than dk. Dk is just flat. Whereas norway has the mountains and valleys to die for

Forgot to add, they are the secretly one of the most close minded, racist places there are. Even if you're white, if you don't speak Danish they see you as a immigrant lmao. Never had that problem in sweden

But NO is expensive af and a lot of time travelling. Plus Oslo is a dump.apologies to any Norwegians out there but you k ow your capitalisnt even a major city.

Yesterday I suggested OP spend a few days in CPH, a few more days in the Danish countryside and jump across to Southern Sweden, maybe Malmö or Goteborg. Just to experience a different country.

University cities have plenty of girls with a spare hour or two! All else fails you can go to a brothel, just expect to spend a lot of money for a soulless experience with a Romanian girl who insists she's a Dane ;-)

Nothing wrong with wanting to protect your identity. Also Swedes are faggots who are being destroyed from within.

Going to Malmo seems like a good idea since it's close. Though, would it be culturally different enough to be worth going to?
I think I'll limit my prostitute buying to Germany.

Do Danish girls like getting their ass eaten?

Skåne is rightful Danish clay. There are many similarities between southern Swedes and Danes. However it does feel like a different country. Any foreigners would notice big differences. Hell you could go to Stockholm for an overnight visit if you want to experience Sweden. It's a bit of time travelling but might be a good day trip for you.

I've never eaten ass. Hasn't been offered, I haven't suggested it. I'm sure it's out there though

Who are prettier, Danish girls or Swedish girls?

Both good. Danish girls easier to talk too. Swedish girls heavily indoctrinated. Things can be going well them you say something about refugees and the fun instantly stops.

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it's common sense to not talk about super controversial topics IMO

>In sweden everything isnt based around this shitty seedy brown bread as it is in dk

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both out of your league

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Cuckenhagen is a piece of shit and foreigners are annoying and sigusting. But if you do insist on going however, please destroy a holohoax memorial, there are far too many of them there and new ones erected almost monthly.