Give some good stories Yea Forums

Give some good stories Yea Forums

>no porn

>yellowfags only

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I can't stop fapping and thinking about hentai
I love hentai and ecchi
So far several GB worth of hentai images,gifs and webms also dozens of images I've printed

>I LOVE HENTAI!!!!!

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If you love it so much why don't you marry it?! Fag

>be OP
>be a faggot
/thread

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got one
just a sec

>try and go to Yea Forums
>wanna get my ylyl on
>notice its getting spammed by yellowfags
>yellowfags claim to eradicate porn off of Yea Forums
>yellowfags claim the old Yea Forums never had porn
>Yea Forums always had porn
>Yea Forums had pretty messed up things back in the day
>ask them why are they spamming an ylyl
>yellowfags don’t respond
>yellowfags just continue saying porn was not part of old Yea Forums and will have to get use to it
>yellowfags didn’t respond my question

>be me
>grocery shopping
>going along outside the aisles
>about to turn into the frozen section
>suddenly
>"Mama it cold!" "I hear ya sugar."
>just then see tar toddler walk around the corner
>followed by two older niglets and a somewhat fat, roughly 200+ lbs sheboon, presumably mama
>try not show obvious annoyance
>fake a smile by thinking, where is the father?
>turn down same aisle
>nearly run over this guy who nearly drops a frozen package of broccoli
>goy
>wait not a goy
>he's got a nose that would put the ramps on gt5 to shame
>jew-dar full alarm
>ring ring ring
>he moves to the side
>few secinds later
>just within ear shot to hear him ask out loud
>"Where'd you go honey?"
>...kek

Bimp

Nigger quit misconstruing the facts
Any user worth his salt knows Yea Forums has had fucked up porn on it
The fact is Yea Forums can't be Yea Forums when 99% of the threads have content that belong on another board
A.k.a obviously the /s/ wwyd, fb/ig, shit

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Bloop

Big tits pussy cock fucking with cum covered assholes.

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i came back here after 3 months cause the porn was horrible. i come back to see yellow things i have no idea what they are but thank you so much.

Reported for raiding

If you zoom in on her asshole her dried shit looks like Cheeto dust

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Reported for being an obese faggot

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I talked on the phone to a Walmart employee today. She didn't sound cute but still, talked to a real gril today

>claims to be oldfag and doesnt think that Yea Forums had way less porn
GO home forever sweet summerchild

Reported for being raiding tranny niggers

>misconstruing the facts?
U serious?
Yea Forums has always had close to 50% (not 99%) porn. Look at the adds! All porn. Just because you claim to have an issue with Yea Forums‘s porn, doesn’t mean you have to force them to other boards. Yea Forums has always stood for randomness, something you might not understand but that means that anything goes.
You need to check the facts, kid. All you are doing is following a yellow flock of piss-smelling sheep into the slaughterhouse. All you fags are doing is trying to control Yea Forums and eradicate its last remnants of randomness. Just answer the question, why are the yellowfags targeting the ylyl threads?

wtf if up with you script niggers
thats the 6th fucking set of trips for obvious raiding porn fags I've seen in the past hour
>hurr durr I don't understand boards and raiding and and threads and duplicate threads being on two different boards even though one is a random board
reported
take your fucking wwyd ass back to /s/tupid
>just answer the question, why are the yellowfags targeting the ylyl threads?
It's the only other fucking threads that you can post oc content in without it being pumped off the board by the fucking porn fags you idiot.
Answer my motherfucking question pornfag, why should we allow duplicate threads on a random board, when there's a dead thread on another board when that board is specific to that content?
>you're trying to destroy the randomness
What fucking randomness?
It's all porn.
We're more randon than you fool.

Next step, maybe meet one

jesus porn has made Yea Forums awful
ironically the yellowfags are the only random ones here

I’ll appeal to it with pride. You coward

ITT: 23 year old cringe-hour

If you didn’t answer my question, I don’t have to answer to yours. I’m out. Go fuck yourself!

>he ylyl threads?
>It's the only other fucking threads that you can post oc content in without it being pumped off the board by the fucking porn fags you idiot.
>Answer my motherfucking question pornfag, why should we allow duplicate threads on a random board, when there's a dead thread on another board when that board is specific to that content?
>>you're trying to destroy the randomness
Truer words have never been dubbed.

WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU BEEN BANNED YOU STUPID RAIDING NIGGER
REPORTED

P.S calling me a nigger just shows how cornered you yellowfags are. Have a good time wasting your life doing this! You make the rayposter and the logposters look like descent people compared to you

I appealed to it. I only asked you a question and you banned me for it! Fuck you! Coward

>Have a good time wasting your life doing this!
>Proceeds to do exactly the same

Bruh.

>getting offended over the word nigger
GFTO PORN FAG
REPORTED

I can’t fall asleep bruh

Keep doing this and I’ll report you. I clearly appealed to the report. I only asked a question and you reported me for that.

You know. I’m not scooping down to your level. Enjoy being a yellowfag. This shit ain’t gonna last

I already answered your question you raiding porn nigger
Now answer my question.
Also, reported again for being a raiding /s/ucker

>pretending to be another poster
>pic related
GTFO SPAMMING PORN NIGGERS
REPORTED

>pic related

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Porn fags did 9/11

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>tfw burger flipping morons at McDonalds even know not to post /s/ threads on Yea Forums
Why are pornfags functionally retarded?

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BASED STORY IS TRUE AND BASED

sage

sage

sage

/s/ is for sage

sage

sage

sage

>mfw I see porn fag

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Winner winner a niggers kitchen dinner.
Is it yellow?

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