Why havent you joined the military yet user,just imagine your balls slapping against cuties like this's pussy

your mom yankee doodled my nuts faggot

fuck off bootlicker

>no combat patch
pass

I'm banging your wives and girlfriends while you're deployed.

>implying it's that simple to slay pussy in the military

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That’s a man.

>wives and girlfriends

if you only knew who the op was user

thiss... have fun in Iran fags

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KEK

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lol if you think people are going to let a draft dodger boss the military around

besides,i find it ironic that cadet bone spurs will shit on bush for the iraq war,but do the same thing in iran

That's a good thing. If there's a combat patch you know she's fucked half the battalion at least a couple times.

Whoa whoa I wouldn’t exactly call it a man, it’s male and that’s about it.

*he
FTFY

Rent free

>i cant think of an educated response,so ill say rent free because im a dumb trump supporter.yay iran! lets start a war a year before another election with a president who's already hated by his own party

there is no draft.
i hope they do try and instate the draft because the the people will really let them know how we feel about another war

Cool story bro

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That’s his sister

Thats a dude and you know it

i hope they do try to instate the draft and trump supporters are the ones who have to go to iran.lets see all these idiots in their maga hats like donald trump after they see their buddies heads get split open by 50 caliber machine guns

You have literally know way of knowing that to be true retard

>that his sister

your point? he probably fucked her to

thats not a dude,its a lovely lady.the cock is just an added bonus,she's still a female

There’s no fucking difference. I’m a gay fag here dude. I’m literally married to a man. That there man has a penis. He’s a man. And even if he doesn’t have a penis currently those genes make him a man. And it won’t ever change. If you wanna fuck him you’re fucking gay. Just fucking stop.

is she a pokemon master?

I did, and they fucking dropped me for stupid shit.

along side the rest of the battalion
not to mention the 30m/3f ratio

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she may not be a pokeman master,but she can play with your pokeballs

Yeah, and Clinton served two terms too.

seems sketch. I don't want her opening them up and discover 18 years worth of child support bills

See

...

>women

if you only knew.....

Actual military. Yeah nah. Military bitches are apeshit. Usually use SARC in my case to eternally blackmail you or try to destroy your career by crying rape. Literally just hyper amplified cry rape bullshit.

How about you learn how to not use acronyms for everything you retard.

Very few chubbies in the military since we're contractually obligated to stay in shape.

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Jesus did you get denied by this girl or something?
She’s not even that cute man. Move on.

>she

I'm offended because i'm not intelligent enough to do a google search to figure out what an acronym means given the proper context

sure thing buddy. keep telling yourself that

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COPE

stolen valor

lol, how about integrating back into society properly? This is why everyone hates former military and veterans

because the army is full of horny alpha males that are gonna focus the ''cutie army pussy''

also the army fucking sucks, I love getting yelled at by shitheads and suffering 24/7

>implying
how about former military veterans realize the one thing that is the one common denominator in any given established society
>It's a job. Surprise!

>StOlEn VaLoR
quit your whining

>army pussy

its fun making these posts because no matter how many times i tell people that the "girl"in the op is actually a guy,you still fall for the bait

oh yay, you're so special. kys already. bunch of useless welfare queens.

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha

omg its so embarrassing how the US military is full of cucks these days.

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>contractually obligated

kek

whatever you say. keep chuggin that juice

The Air force has the best looking girls.

But female marines are DTF, they are called wookies. Wookies are always DTF.

Bagram?

whatever you say,keep chugging that cock anti military fag

join the army goyim! (((The Chosen))) need you to fight against the ebil palestine demon warrior children.
Don't worry about your wife, Tyrone will keep her company.

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To be real OP, I'd lick her boots top to bottom and everything underneath.

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yeah,i would lick her "boot tops"to

Sorry. I didn't word it for shitassed ingrates that piss in bottles in their moms room, hiss at sight of the monster they call a "Razer", and try to fish goldfish crumbs out of their keyboards. If you can see this over your fatrolls the term is "Sexual Assault Response Coordinator" if you can't see it over your fatrolls and empty monster cans.
Here I think you can read this.
>SEXUAL RESPONSE ASSAULT COORDINATOR

>everything

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fuck you nigger,you ruined my thread

>welfare queen
>anti-military fag
pick one and stick with it, you autistic mouthbreathing chimp.

Implying shooting a SAW at a bunch of Muslims and watching their bodies get torn up isn't a once in a life time opportunity.

EVERY. THING.

yeah nigger,we get it.girls who are in relationships with men in the military are whores,you want a cookie?

u mad w*ite boi?

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He's AirForce. Can't bitch.

kek, this has got to b8. if not the military is more cringe than i imagine

>I went in the army as a boy and now will be leaving as a girl
Best recruitment pitch ever

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you mean

chairforce

goes to show the military lets literally anyone in. think airborne is so special? this 100 lb faggot can do it.

that's not me you retard. its probably you trying to derail and go back to sucking more military cock

if i ever want to join the military,i think im gonna print out a picture of alex ketchum and be like "i want to join the military because if this faggot can do it,then anybody can do it.i bet his asshole got stretched wide overseas,he was probably his units cock sleeve"

>a draft dodger boss the military
That's what he's doing right now, from the White House. He just grabs 'em by the pussy.

by the way,thats who the person in the picture is,"his" real name is alex ketchum

Is he wearing a pregnancy sympathy suit?

>it wasn't me
>always steering towards cocks
sure kid. don't you have more yellow threads to contribute to spamming with?

A lot of the girls in the military are like the dudes. Horny. A lot of them also like each other. Also it's only like 18% of the military that's female.

This is a meme, in other words. But, that being said, if you're in the military it's easier to get laid. Also,

Yeah, if she's drunk, you're fucked. Even if you're drunk. Or if she wasn't even drunk.

yeah,and sadly.the party who preaches about being pro military has no issue with it,which is why im gonna celebrate 2020 when your trump guy loses.i hope america is so far left so you retards could only dream of the days when bush was president.donald trump is an absolute failure

Wow kek and cringe in the same sentence. Your mom lets you have two anti-normie words in a reply, big boy gonna get tendies for this! And yes. Yes It is. I think every member is one LOR (Letter Of Reprimand) away from running down to BAS (Behavioral Analysis Services) and crying about suicide so they can get a nice discharge and a maybe lovely disability check for the rest of their lives. I'm contractually obligated to say "HUAH!"

>girls

Okay, "females", do you want me to call the bathroom the "head", too, cunt?

Because I really don't give a shit about this country or anyone in it besides my friends, and you can bet your ass if there is a draft I'm dodging that bitch. Jarhead bootlickers can go kill all the sandniggers they want, I'm going to chill and enjoy life until I die.

Your goddamn right.
It also shows Niggers are evolving enough to get a good enough ASVAB score to join. Your lynchings aren't working user. Serve your country. Execute a Nigger:tm: today.

USAFag reporting in. I've sat in a comfy ass reclining office chair while I installed IRCM doors on an F22 multiple times. Shit was cash.

>hair out of regs
>uniform out of regs
>is a dude
>enlisted
nty

>can't use simple logic
kek, go back to sucking the government dry

You wouldn't try to Ketchum at all?

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>serve your country

nah,i find it disrespectful that my country let a draft dodger be commander in chief

if the military wasnt good enough for my president,why should it be good enough for me?

I joined the air force and want to kms

i would ketchum her balls in my mouth

whatever you say, soiboi

Look, I know you're joking, but y'alls maintenance jobs are a fucking joke. My job in the Navy is literally three jobs in the Air Force when it doesn't fucking need to be.

Honestly, the Air Force is Coast Guard tier.

You could say you had depression 12 years ago and avoid the draft. It really isn't that difficult.

lol stop roleplaying and go to bed

So let me get this straight.

You find it disrespectful that the country elected a draft dodger. Fine. But the assumption is that it's disrespectful to the military. Again, fine.

So, then you use that as justification for not joining the military.

You're a gutless, retarded faggot.

Shhhhh the seargent is listening.

No

/s/ roleplay belongs on /s/ sage and reported-pilled

doesnt matter,if your to pussy to fight for your country.then you dont deserve to be commander in chief of the military

Non the user you're replying to, but fuck the military, fuck the US, and fuck the draft. I owe my country exactly jack fucking shit.

I guess fam

there's a difference between choosing to not join the military at all,and dodging the draft

but it doesnt matter,my guess is.your some redneck trumptard who's snowflake ass is offended because i made fun of your "god emperor"

Doing in your mind don't count, incel loser

Post larger format pic ! I can't jack off to a thumbnail !

This also violates US Law.
Flirtatious behavior between comrades in the military is against regulation.
Not only are you a spamming porn nigger.
You're also encouraging people break military code.
Sage

fuck all niggers,spics,jews

>hurr durr,even though i support a president who can violate the us constitution with 0 outrage,im gonna bitch about violating the us law

Fuck humanity.

speaking of draft dodging

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Sage
Go back to /s/tupid

> /s/tupid

says the nigger who thinks his feelings are more important then the 2nd ammendment.its time time to take the trash out america,starting with donald nigger trump and his supporters

1) I was in the Marnie Crops
2) I got General Under Honorable
3) Fuck that shit
>Just imagine your balls slapping against cutiea like this's pussy
Imagine your head banging to a wall with no clothes on and having a gun to your head.

/s/ stands for stupid
You belong there
Sage

Sauce

1.how does it feel to die for a country to lazy and stupid to protect the freedoms your fighting for

2.here's your participation trophy,from the draft dodger himself,donald j trump

that ass must be broken in by now. probably sucking half a dozen cocks daily. i know traps, they are horny af and kinky

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Yeah, I'm not joking. The easiest way to install those doors is by sitting down and leaning back, looking up at it from the bottom, with a T25 bit in the left hand and the Allen key on the right, pushing in the locking pin. Trying to get at it from the front looking down is a pain cause you can't get the proper leverage to keep the Allen key in place for any extended amount of time.

And my base was shitty. We were so understaffed, I wrote every one of my own EPRs, and had three troops as an A1C. On top of my assigned jet, I had 4 others I was primary on.

Don't get me wrong, it was great for the experience, but constant 8 hour shifts turning into 12's, weekend duty twice a month, and mandatory 5k "squadron fun runs" whenever someone got a QA fail killed any morale we had.

They were bullshit fails, too. Like one dude set a tool on top of a tool bag, and it fell onto the ground. He couldn't pick it up cause he was helping to lower the AMAD, and QA failed him for it, after he already put the AMAD on the cart and picked the tool back up.

Then they would call the whole AMU in on the weekends for back to back 12 hour "training" days, which started out with a full blues inspection, followed by a nice formation watching of the sun coming up at attention. Then it was a mad dash to the locker room, where the whole unit had 10 min to change into PT gear for the run. After the run was finished, it was another 10 min change, followed by constant training on whatever the fail was for. One time, we literally spent the entire day setting a brake on age, taking it off, and setting it again. Then they repeated the same shit the next day.

The only office they kept fully manned was QA, because they always have to fuck with people.

Eventually, they opened up an IG investigation, and the faggot ass soyboy Lt Col that was in charge got fired.

>that bulge

i bet she was passed around her unit like the town whore

1) I didn't die faggot
2) Here is a I don't give a fuck trophy from Barack Ofuckma

>hurr durr,joke about obama

typical right wing moron,id rather have that nigger then 4 years of cadet bone spurs

Don't forget to make sure Obama salutes him left handed during his award ceremony

you know they all fucked that ass a few times

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I was in the millitary, AE2 06-10

those balls were washed plenty of times

>everyone in this thread

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>pre-dicking selfie with the squad
this trap is a furry fan too lol. the military lets in some weird ass fuckers.

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>pink shorts

>dick bulge detected

we should predict how big her cock is

We are willing to die for some of you neckbeards and yet you are deterred. You see us as vile sin ringing merchants of death and yet you dont realize no one cares the game is rigged against you. Time keeps moving forward, opportunities fading, regret mounting...

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>(You) especially

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Fuck the sergeant. Rank means nothing in my career field

>You see us as vile sin ringing merchants of death
lol, no one sees you that way kek. keep roleplaying tho

labeled as first "female i infantry unit" lol

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Are you finance? I bet you're finance.

Finance. He's definitely finance..

Lol. The number of times I went in there to unfuck my leave or pay and heard an a1c calling a msgt by their first name was uncountable.

would you suck ms ketchums balls?

very interesting

>all these dudes trying to look like badasses
>and then there's the tranny

US Army in a nutshell.
So happy none of my unit or platoon photos have this gay shit in it. Even most the people were white in combat arms when I was in.

Now it's just a bunch of mulatto trannies and one white dude.

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Airman here.
Don't join the military.
Please.
For the love of God.

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honestly,if it wasnt for the fact diabetics are banned from the military.id probably join the marines,marine raiders seem pretty cool.either that or navy seals

>went in the army a boy, leaving a girl
Hot as FUCK, Tell me this happens a lot in the military.

lol bet even the white dudes thought they were the shit pretending to be complete badasses

fairly sure every retard that's deployed would dick this whore (and it'd let them) after a few weeks

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I joined and came down with something called ITP. Now I'm stuck in limbo and not knowing whether I'm gonna be kept or not.

metabunk.org/debunked-exemption-from-military-service-doc-proves-jews-had-foreknowledge-of-ww2-fake-leaflet.t10493/

Imagine forging a document and having virgins believe it 70 years later. Goddamn.

how many licks do you think it would take to get ms ketchum's dick from soft to hard and cumming

lol you're diabetic and think you'd do something like marine raiders or navy seals. go back to call of duty

>badasses

>us army

the "badasses"are people who join the marines,not the army

i in processed that thing after airborne school the his new home in the 82nd
AMA

I'll admit I'm bi faggot here. Hooked up with some good enough looking trannies. Most of them go on HRT at like 18/19 and are so desperate and horny that 2-3 strokes will get them to cum.

i dont understand what the fuck you just typed,retype this in english nigger

you gotta be retarded to join the marines, the only benefit to joining the marines is that you get to say you joined the marines

i already know diabetics cant be in the military you dumb faggot,shut the fuck up

Aircrew

would help if your in the army you faggot

>would dick this whore
yea, I'm not saying I wouldn't fuck him, just saying I'd hate for all my combat deployment photos to be ruined by this faggot

>the "badasses"are people who join the marines,not the army

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the=to

What were they like personality-wise? These days I'm mostly attracted to masculine sensibilities in feminine bodies, but the women I meet like that aren't interested in men.

>2-3 strokes will get them to cum.
Now where have I heard this before...

lol,marines are hardcore.the army are for people to pussy to join the hardcore branches of the military

fuck you faggot,that isnt even the point of what i put,describe how ms ketchum's dick tastes

Listen to this man. Came in a hopeful airmen a few months ago thinking I'd make my mark and got fucked by the big blue weenie in just a few months. Go to school

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I wanted to. Then I got in a car accident and ended up with a TBI. They don't want me anymore.

1/10 irl
>voice of a man
>completely manish
id fuck 5 dependas before id let that suck my dick

proved my point, tell gunny you ran out of crayons

My brother was active in the Marines for 10 years. This is so true. US Army will let anyone through additional training, like this tranny can easily get into airborne. For a Marine to go to jump school they have to go through recon selection. My brother was an engineer with several deployments of experience before they sent him to the Army's Sapper School. The Army literally trains everyone and has better equipment.

Now, are you saying you inprocessed to his duty station, or that you "inprocessed dat ass?"

so i can choke to death on op's cock's all day without fear of being kicked out for being a faggot? i guess its time to join the army

oh and by "op" i mean the person in op's picture

F-FUCK YOU SERGEANT YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE

Y-YOU NIGGER

>t. E-2

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Does (((she))) have a penis???

Someone post a Hi Rez of just that nood shot plz!

so the marines arent any more hardcore then the army?

Depends. A lot of the time they are self-conscious, shy, secretly horny all the time, and would pretty much let you do whatever. A good number of them end up depressed and suicidal.

idk where did you hear it from?

W-W-WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME,PRIVATE? I WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK,NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20 PUSHUPS NIGGER

Marines are full blown retards for the most part.
They got guts, sure, but no brains.
I've cross trained with Marines, doing live fire training exercises for a month at NTC. I thought the Army was retarded, holy shit, these guys knew nothing about Infantry tactics or basic first aid (yes they were 0311). A year later in Iraq while at the base aid station, I saw the Sgt Major (Army) bitch out a whole platoon of Marines because they let 4 of their friends die because none of them knew first aid and their medic was killed. Simple wounds where almost no first aid was provided.

Don't be fooled, USMC is all gung ho, but no brains. At least Army will try to get you out alive, the Marines will send you to die, and not give two flying fucks if you survive or not.

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It's "hardcore" in the sense that it's more strict, resources suck, everyone is retarded, and you gotta deal with loads of shit just to get additional training or better/working equipment.

Are 11 Bang-Bang platoons coed now???

Or just infused with openly gay trannies???

WTF???

Natalie Port "MAN"

Army
>better promotion rate
>better schooling
>more mos options
>better equipment
>better bases
>more elite sf

Marines
>crayons
>cool uniforms

look at

so your saying,on those long lonely nights.you would rather cum to a porn video or a picture of your girlfriend then cum deep inside ms ketchum?

you do realize marines are more hardcore then the army right?

lol, a friend of mine (a Marine) would say how the Marines in infantry were bunch of idiots that would open fire on civilian buildings like a bunch of apes bc one dude thought he heard gunshots. he preferred working with Army infantry and would love it when he got to work with SF dudes that actually knew how to think.

It’s alright bro I’m getting OTH :(

in what aspect?

dem crazy eyes

did you read what he said? pretty sure every dude would fuck this thing after no pussy for a month

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Gotcha. Didn't know you were the same person at first. I can't into reading comprehension tonight.

so in terms of comparing the us army to marines,the mariens arent any more "tougher" then the army?

>inprocessed to his duty station
Yeah, I'm gonna use that from now on.

it certainly is tougher, just retarded

nah,95 percent of people who have responded specially to the topic of this person dont even realize that it has a dick

>doodie station

I literally said the opposite

I really feel bad for them, because they are treated like absolute shit, and are wasted. Like I said, they have guts, but god damn, they are lead by idiots and are mostly composed of idiots, or just ignorant I guess. Discussing FM 7-8 with them was like speaking Chinese to a monkey. All they want to do is charge into hostile area with no though. They're perfect for WWI tactical exercises.

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If the Marines could actually get decent equipment and provide training with their current standards they could claim to be what they advertise

so if the army and marines name changed lol

but seriously though,are the marines not anymore hardcore then the us military now,obviously im talking about the us marines

fuck,i mean us army.not us military lol,since thats kind of in general,not specific

but with better selection standards than the Army for added training so 100 lb faggots don't get in

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look at

i'm 29 and overweight

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what about special forces,like.lets say this.if i wanted to join a branch of the military with going into the special forces in mind,would it be better to join the navy or the marines(the navy seals have always been cool in my opinion)

basic will put weight on them, i gained 20 pounds in basic, but loss a lot of mass. i left basic weaker than i came in. (i was top level athlete at the time) but i did see some faggots who were string beans. also the marines isnt tough either, but id say just a tad more than the armys

Airforce

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cute af

>basic will put weight on them, i gained 20 pounds in basic
What in muscle mass?

so theres a saying if your not a seal then your a seaman, but the real answer is the marines. the marines have more sf options, as far as force,anglico, and marsoc. from what i know navy really only has the seals as a direct force unit

Not saying the Marines basic is extremely hard. It is a little bit harder and longer than the Army. But as stated earlier their selection criteria is higher for advanced training like jump school.

in fat, the food they give you are super high in calories, fats, sugars. so your able to be active for about 12-15 hours a day. but since they dont work out as hard, i got out of shape

I thought you were supposed to gain muscle during training?

yeah thats for sure man, hard for them to even get like an air assault class. Dad has been in for 26 years he told me not to join the marines and join the army

for the average person i guess, i was a top level athlete so their "smoke sessions" was barley enough to get my blood pumping. basic for me was summer camp with guns

Are you asking why am I not banging a Deployment 4/10, and instead banging a Patriots 9/10 wife?

Probobally cause this way my kids get college and I dont have to get my dick blown of in the desert

I would suck his dick. I would fuck him. I would let him suck my cock. Who cares? Sexual rules are tired and worn out. Rules in general are tired and worn out. Come to think of it, why the fuck am I still typing this out all formal and shit?
Humans
suck
ass
most
of
the
time because they
think there are
some imaginary
boundaries that
can't be crossed without consequences
but
animals
know the
truth
and
we
are the animals
MOTHERFUCKER

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faggot

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>kids

the real point here is though,you wouldnt be having any kids if you were fucking the "women" in the op

man im so fuckin drunk right now,i dont even think i care about this anymore

Military recruiters are really getting desperate these days.

"I'm a little more than that, Kevin."

she could of at least gotten a boob job,i couldnt even tit fuck those things

eh all you need is a mouth tbh

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More proof the army is gay af

are those tits coming in? damn

i suppose so

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its only gay if the balls touch

also,she actually does have balls.its not a post op tranny

You really want to fuck a tranny, let alone let one defend the country

alex is hot as fuck

Does she have accounts anywhere?

Ketchum on a running
Head out on the highway
Looking for adventure
And whatever comes our way

Yeahhhhh Darling gonna make it happen