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dis 1 has le soleld white backgrounde
legendary monkem . . . .
just like my country hahahehehe
i mean really, the stuff of legends
ppl say “oo discord monhi oo oo” ….
well …….
sweatie …….
erm …….
soda PREDATES discord bro.
lololol
holy shit
soda the monkey PRE-DATES discord
get absolutely SHITCANNED lolol
just.............................wow rn
golf wang golf club for a wang havin ass monkey
ohhhh...i hoep ur bury winter fashionablel fren
dubs! wooh!
dond led em get tto u
can always make time to help a monkey get a leg up
nbever underestimate what u can do for the monkey population
swap
thats neat.
ur mom is neat
no youre mom is neet
give me admin of the secret windsor discord
three
nothing wrong with me
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don't remember what lyrics come after this
let the bodies hit the floor
kelly chambers will remember that.
prove it
STOOL PIGEON
call stanley steamer the carpet cleaner
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
monkey gets tired of living so he just holds his breath and dies
monkey gets gleamy eyed at possibilities of bright new days and rejoices, coming sprawling out from a cave like structure, telling world the word of the good wood gone
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage
dookcru =/= poopcru dook just sounds funny dookcru needs u
same
Dook Crew is NOT Poop Crew
the discord monkey
Secret link to the Dook Crew Discord
lol i trol u
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what does it all mean
All I've figured out so far is that it has something to do with tennis courts
How can this help us in the war against terror
Just keep posting, as long as we keep posting the terrorists will never win
very
(dubs)
two off
dark type gf
SELF MADE ENTREPRENEURS
sex type gf
dank type dubs
dubs, nice
and basically? swooce
this was posted before 3
So to summarize? mwee
m....moker man? getting some intense moker man vibes...
I would've said "scree"
same
wipey monkey changing table
moekr man where he am
i dunno who is moker man
me neither
Carousel Piedmont
Casual Velocitude
man up front, monkey down the back
Benosant Fritellia
YEAH? yeah....
ABOBALO D'BONCHE
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
I met him once, black as coal, sings like a nightingale
With hands as big as cinder blocks
they call them mooncrickets sweety
you're mom is a mooncricket
Who calls what mooncrickeys?
'the fuc'k y'ou say'in'
Pretty damn clear what 'm saying, mooncrickets, mooncrickers
'th' f'k's'a m'n'cr'k't
I dont fuken know thas what 'm askin
I believe it is a cricket that lives on the moon, or possibly a cricket that is shaped like a moon, perhaps a crescent moon, or maybe it is a cricket that only appears during a full moon.
Yeha but thsi dude up here look he says "they call them mooncrickets" wtf he sayin about mooncrickts mooncrickets seems like a strange comment and I am perturbed and combobulated
I believe they were saying that nightingales are mooncrickets, due to the many sounds they make in the middle of the night. However I contend that nightingales are birds and not crickets, and that a mooncricket would have to be a cricket that draws its power from the moon.
Ok well I'll leave it there for now but I'm not happy about this whole mooncrickets situation
No, nobody is. Least of all the mooncrickets themselves who have faced so much scrutiny over the years.
Bump for mooncrickets
THESE DUBS!
FLESH-PIPIN' IN2 INFINITE THROATROD
cricketing into infinite moonoids
noncing in2 unpalpable mankings
i got a mankerin' . . . .
monkey man just thinking some of your all time great punch lines........
Like "A Featherbed for two." ?
well i'm glad some of the excess monkeys will finally die.
not just yet
trimming the chub
introducing the geoduck
EX-AC-TLEEE!!!! THIS guy gets it. One muncher practicing dominion, fully chubbed, natural order, as it should be
fuggin pick one and stick with it then pototo braine
potato-brain-ass bitch
GRANITE CRUSHER
These Cheeky Bowl-Bags Were Part of Edo-Era Japan's Answer to Pockets: Ornate bowls & bags were practical status symbols
OO0O OO O 0 O0 O0 HHFGDFDDFGHKIASDFGJHASDASDFASDFASDFASDFUIPASH POHUIJDHNaHAAAAbro
swoop
monkman swoopen in the dead of nite???????
out here in charls world
we floating 'n' shit
thats what i am extolling you pigeon brained fool
I'll be proudly mouthing watermelon every song
just a big big bag of crunch
crunch guarantee or yo money back.
Give me my money back
Exfoliating pigeons
over my dead crunchsack
i'm a watertype pokemon and i'm gonna drown you in toilet water fam
im a bowl&bag type pokemon and yo'ure about to activate my trap card
your activation is my salvation
Does anyone eles elike to roll around naked in a big bowl (bathtub) of doretos
this but an actual bowl&bag
'tsfunny how, in all the commercials that feature a product in a bag, like chips, the bag is like... without a fucking crinkle. and it looks like the top was never sealed. its just picture perfect fake ass lookin bag. all bout maximizin the bottom line bro. truly disgusting.
––––––and i hear people in line at restaurants like––– "and a Coke Zero pls" ... or some old BOOMER idiot will put a fuckin... DIET DR PEPPER on the counter. and i just stare at it bro, i stare at it and think, how utterly deceived these people are, that they put these things in their bodies. not just clownworld: str8up nightmareplanet
Some little thing I saw locally - a community / school project about "stop plastic poluttion" raising awareness all that stuff, the display contained several signages and fastenings and such, that were all made out of plastic. And when that display was done with, it would all be trashed without a thought for what they were doing.
Made me LAUGH like the joker tbh
in shithole dookiebasin uk they put a SUGAR TAX BRO. diet shit is always cheaper and i always see it on special offers on shelves big bottle for maybe £1.50 with some 2 for £2 deal if you want the sugar version its £2.00 they're making you pay extra for you not to get sweetener cancer in ur fuckin brain nuke this dunnydump.
sugar tax f*k,/co-kCVk97-
volcano rise outta the earth and swallow this shitheap island in2 the deepoids
Add beamerkitten on Snapchat for the worlds best ass
And anothe t hing I saw - A news story about "a new type of bacon curing that does not cause cancer"
Wait what, this one does NOT cause cancer?? So the old one DOES? All this time, no one ever said, yeah enjoy yer bacon but fair warning it will give you CANCER
Fellow britbong, just think of this. You know them MR Kipling cakes right. Mr fucking Kipling cakes, 6 in a box. Bag inside the box. Each little individual cake also is ina aluminum tray. So you got 6 little metal trays, a plastic bag, and a cardboard box, per package. Now think how many millions of Mr Kiplings cakes is made and sold every day. Millions of tons of metal, plastic, bags and boxes. FOR CAKES. LITTLE FUCKING CAKES with zero nutritional value, it's not even food haha wtf
its like minesweeper out here
we just need to euthanise old people bro no more kipling cakes
WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL EMM.........
CUZ WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL EM
Quite partial to a Cherry Bakewell tbh
HA..... AHA..... AHAHA YA.... at a certain point bro u kinda realize everyones just a fuckin OLD ass twenty something finding their meager path inna jungel of life... like when, going to a public business, & watching everyone being funneled thru the same not-perfect system, and the inefficiencies of these systems "piling up" & making themselves apparent (DMV classic x-ample) and how truly BAD things can get when too many of these PILE UPS happen broo... i think oen might be happening now bro trannies inna classrewm rimjob fye dolla
so legit actual fucked up bro that kinda shit makes me mad bro but ive been paying less attention to things that make me mad lately bro so thats good bro
bag ........... inside ......... box .......
TRAY ???????? bowl? tray bowl ..... bowl inside the tray, tray inside the bag, bag inside the box
H*(AH(*AH*( %(*HH@H(*@% (H*A@ %H*H*(%@ H*(@% H*(AH*@% *H(A@% H*(AH@(% H*(@% H*(A@% H*(H@%*
"kipling"
'tswhat got me
but yea things causing cancer is just a fun fact now bro. everyones just looking at each other with desperate hysteria as our bevautifyl lyl shyp synks goin "y––well you're doin it too rite?" ..... fucking capsizing, everyone comin down desperately weeping and smiling and hugging one another as we all guarantee our selves early death by opting into a few key behaviours that encourage its metastasis . . . . god forbid knock on wood for a noggo
–––––––––––––––––but so, traybowl... bag INSIDE the box... inside bag? tray. encased in tray, bowl... so, .. box bag tray bowl . . . is the order then... traybowls encased in bags and then boxes..... boxes last......
6 cakes, 6 bowls, ina bag, ina box. Bowl bag box.
tray......... no tray........................................
bowl bag box.............................................
thank you so the fuck much bro
Future historians will look back on this as the age of the bowl bag and box
mister bowlbag original source mane what is to be made of box ???????????
ahh shit yeah i forgot the tray too
6 bowls in a tray in a bag ina box
level 4 cake containment
expect mr kipling at your door tomorrow. he wants to exchange a couple of words
tray is the final straw
detachable mini spoon bowl,, & bag,, & backstraps attached ... bowl settled inna tray packaged inna bag stuffed inna box.... optional mini spoon and straw
TRAYVON MARTIN???
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Traybowl Bagbox
that's pretty goode..
leek spinned
Your fortune: Average Luck
telescope spoons
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
Your fortune: Average Luck
telescope spAoAOAOAoAOughnes
u talking to me bro, you better say lie and say no for your IMMEDIATE SAFETY
whoohoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP just swung in from the jungle on a vine
lie and say no for your IMMEDIATE SAFETY
*flurry of sloppyslaps make their way to your temple*
silly straw squad
stuffed stockings for legs man
awwwwww!! he is so kawahi >.
this little fella needs his own show
free mandala
his legs seem dysfunctional
better get him a kipling cake
Who is Mr. Kipling anyway
Rudyard Kipling I suppose
whoa-oh
amber is colour of your energy
brb under attack from skeletons
don't forget to bring a thermos full of toilet water in case you get dehydrated
METAL FIST TERRORIST
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??????????????HAHAHAHA?????????WHAT???????
u could goggle it
That's for the birds
woaoaooaw its metal FIST i thought it was metal FACE terrorist but i should have known cause DOOM always tryina get EVERY LAST SYLLABLE RHYMIN U FEEL ME & IT GETS A LIL TIRESOME SOMETIMES.... ykno who else i noticed is big on the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA rhyme scheme? fuggin, "KING KRULE".
fetal mist terrorist.... morbid
–––––––––––––––––––––– MEANS 2DA EN F'2MILI
god, 'magine a young hip group of WHITE MEN daring to invoke that word in their art nowadays. psh. h'hah. hah. but nope. these PoC mothafuckas's gettin all the creative license they want. any fuckin stupid horrible idiot dumbass fucking really truly and unfiguratively low iq thing, that they could dream, they are permitted to say. and yet young man & frens, comendians, appealing to young right wing, cannot reach across to a single mainstream means to do so ..... immediately SHITCANNED .... fans of mister Fuentes well spoken young man..... SHITCANNED you may not chat as a community of FUENTES fans on reddit any more as of two days ago. everything immediately SHITCANNED cause KIKES are mad. KIKES got mad and now its lockdown mode. fuckin [redacted]
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––––––––––––––––––––––––––– but so, tiny bowl.. exactingly cased inside of tray. pure precision. from this tray with bowl inside, is bag; outside of tray and bowl is bag. and at last is boxed, in a box. box bag tray bowl
i wish to be the little bowl
traybowl martin
Traybowl Baggins
Malthusian Catastrophe
wait––––––––––
monkey man?
monkey man bro is it you bro
no not me im mongle man
no but that was interesting
dont really enjoy getting jerked around like this
w–––––what was
wait what
i am an anonymous poster
––––––––––––––alrite
–––––––okay alrite word
i like walks on the beach, dogs, and smiling to myself knowingly
Mango Fandango
the mank is a nonce, heed my warning
Methuselah's Mandingo
Bilbo Baggins' Ballbag
the manks are spilling coconut juice again contact the relevant authorities
for what its worth, saeed is also a nonce and is in contact with the mank on the daily regarding nonce activities
I just reminded myself of an earlier thing I said, which was "Monstrous Nostrum". Which i though was meaningless gibberish, but in fact "nostrum" can mean a shitty potion or, a scheme or remedy for bringing about some social or political reform or improvement.
"during tough times, populist nostrums gain favour"
So I accidentally said something meaningful. Sorry.
monstrous nostrum love that shit fjknn brilliant love it hooo
nostruming into infinite shit-nite
it stuck in my mind it flows so nicely
Turnpike Stranglings
'cord dippin in2 deepoidz with the armed moker guards and aytch thray by my side, while the stup'd mank proceeds to not look at anthing and perform his windsortisms causing him to become domepieced and experience ego death zone on his detox with a binbag on his head, whilst observing monstrous nostrums being performed on mr moque (i want to fack yaough binsh)
o how monstrous that nostrum is...
–––––––––––––––––dude is it fucking you or not bro
u gotta slip in a bowl&bag
yes, its ME, mister mock!
yea & take out the h3 bro that part suUUuUuuUux FAAAKE ITS A FAAAAAAAKE BOO
W––––––––––-WINDSOR ????????
nah, i remember the whole 'new ayyytch thraaaaays' which i used to know and love, it cant be ignored
totally flatlining on the monkey man and windsor presence as of late
its me, the binbag man(e) !
i am the notafuckingcluewhoanyoneis man
um brush up on ur mank lore bud
sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAge
wow i was expecting some kind of courtesy but no
quick rundown?
basically the secret windsor 'cord and the rest is history as they say.
so basically you've got the members of the exclusive mank discord (SPARKLES, the elusive mister monkey man and windsor/winston) then some other figures including the binbag man, Humphrey, and jungle is massive
at least one mank is practicing dominion now
TELL THESE NIGGAS I AINT NEVER USED DISCORD!.!,
!
OK well I'm an on and off random in and out kind of guy, don't know any of you but enjoy your work, I'll call myself Boris
ok B-dog welcome to the gang
we know 'cause you weren't invited lmao why do you think it's called the secret 'cord
i heard they post mank's nudes in there
Monstrous Boris the Nostrum man
The Malthusian Catastrophe shall result in a Monstrous Nostrum
shit what the fug am i making sense
so the key here is to avoid the Malthusian catastrophe so that nothing else nasty occurs as a result, makes sense
what the fuck is this google images shit splittin the screen in two two halves it makes me fuakmngn NAUSEOUS fuckin WHAT IS THIS
i know im aboslutely fuming
mm i dunno i'm thinking it's inevitable, sooner or later we gonna get nostrumed
it's better than how it worked before so i don't want to catch you complainin' about this again.
no dude i click image then i wanna gutpukem puke out my guts gutpunch its like my monitors changed size allo' a sudden
I accidentally clicked on /n/ and there's a lot of stuff about bikes and boats
2 fkn scrollbars ui designers at google justifyin their existance by jugglin shit about UFJUI89ASDFIO[ FUmiin my hood off
i bet you want 2006 youtube design back too. heh
trains too
H*( AH*)(HQ* H*(*H A*H(@$ $@H**$(@ H*(H @*$H*(@$ H*($*( H*($A@ H*( $@H*(H*($@ H*($@ *H($H* @H*(A$ @*H(*H$ H*(A@$* H(*A$@ H(*$A @H*
voxxy pls :] pls voxxy
do the sexy voice
Wonder how my nigga Boris is doing
sides with black people against the antiblacks but what are his perspectives on antiblackism
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
word is antiblackism is favorable for the community and breathes fresh life into an already tired corpse... why stuff it if so many people agree its good? what's he got to hide if antiblackism is a genuine good? even blacks for antiblackism are strongly curious
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
there has been a lot of forced memes on this board. some good some bad but i think we can all agree that the 'two' gif meme was one of the worst.
im not a fan of the number memes to be honest.
prime time for computer time
Boris peeps thoguh the window, nods, ands scuttle off like a crab in a boutique
Ive seen him do that a few times, i thought it was quite charming
...
nah
nonce
thats what i thought
dooktroducing thru the valley o dooks with dook sceptre in my right hand
...
take a wily wild ol guess
more like the valley of crooks.
GONNA FOLD UP UP LIKE LUGGAGE
the brik-a-brak boys are brack in town
aych thraaaaay peewwwauuuuggghhddess
well i thought the former but lately i think the latter
german????? o o o o o ur a silly ol sausage
i think maybe poopboi is german then
Aych thray lives in the valley of crooks
Pfff aytch thray? Nah hes not that thicc . . . I mean he is looking like a meal today. . . Fack aytch thray? Naahh, hehe . . . *sweadtrippe*
mayhaps
i'm obliged to tell you that i do not really care for h3
yea well he fucking insists on DREDGING UP that DEAD OLD SUBPLOT, I told him to STOP but he REFUSED, it is COMPROMISING the TIMELESSNESS of mcCackerAck Gas Attack
MONK GANJA CORPS
i haven't tried the mcCackerAck Gas Attack myself
It's compromised
flam.
flim flammery
dubes
so thats how they hide and check my shins (r they doobles?)
dream liar............................................
check your shins for lumps
exacerbations
"ironic"
hoodliedaddle
Hoodlie and The Daddlefish
Joe's Earhole
beare will miss you Yea Forums, it was good while it lasted, truth be told i spend more time on discord anyway. but i had some good times with you. from discovering you from a desu raider, to hooking up with a random girl from Yea Forums too the spawn of the esforest but the pedos gotta go, they are starting to get rights... wait? this is about mass shootings isn't it... Yea Forums your sacrifice will be in vein and probably cause more harm when these losers have no where to go
what................. the FUCK? is there a.................. war going on between Yea Forums and.................... YOUTUBE?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
I'm going to have to ask you fellas to go have a few glasses of toilet water and come back later.
hate mank hate mank still trying to replace mank
shut uuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUP
Here's a pallet cleaners my headrest apologies
manking into infinite nostrums
been inspecting elements for like 50 minutes with no result.
he's not lookeng at anthing i guess
h89 A*H H*@%H*(@ $%H*(@% *(@% G*(@% G*(@%*H*(@% H*(@%H*(@%( H*(@% H*(@% @%
it's like clearly the information is there but how do i heckin find it. just buried too deep.
the RIDER-WAITE / DOUAY-RHEIMS PARADIGM
maybe we all need a detox sometimes
BUT JUST LOOK AT THE SHAPE IM IN
I WOULDNT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN
hows things bin going 4 u
pls be normal pls normal update pls
member when u sent piccy of ur ceiling lamp bro
more like that bro
i cant point you in the direction cause i dont want you to spread
im doing p goo and you
also good thinking i should probably dust the lamp off i never use it anyway but fug
mawnk
hooking up with a random girl from Yea Forums
don't do it bro last time i tried that she looked like fucking sammy sonic fan
SPREAD? scuse u??? fucc face ??? wack german weirdo idiot moron ??? little wack german weirdo idiot mind games with u always, 'the fucc up.
thx 4 update :}}}} thank u :)))) weird ugly lamp woulda gotted rid of it years ago ... do u have any wall art ?
OFTEN TO AMUSING EFFECT
not a big fan of that wall but i don't want to start an argument over it
AH*)A H*((H* %@H*(HA*@(% H*(% @H*(@% H*(A@% H*(A@% H*(AH*@(% *(HA@% *(HA@% (H*A@% (*(HA@% H*(A@% H*(A@%
ill jus say its too "CONDENSED" for me. OVERLY CONDENSED to SQUEEZE into frame. but ther are a HANDFUL of TASTEFUL PIECES going on!!!!!!!!!! (NOT BLACC LADY COMIC BUT THE TEXTURE IS WHAT COUNTS TO SOME EXTENT)
lmoa
so youre basically saying i was right
reminds me of a teenage room in their parent's house. like going over to your cool friends place and his walls are plastered with posters of all kinds of stuff and some things you haven't even heard of.
a bit nostalgic feel but peeps really grow out of plastered poster walls normally.
maybe one reason is that when you get your own place you can spread out your posters in more than one room
i wont answer yor question until you answer my and you
YEH, YEH RIGHT. TOTALLY GOTCHU. well i am big on pins & stickers & posters & "LITTLEPAPERTHINGS" so always keeping a eye out for "INSPO" and that ABSYNTHE CENTERPIECE is CLASSY and ive SEEN a SIMILAR PRINT at a RICH PERSONS HOUSE so i KNOW its high class. fuk UU UU U UU UU U U UU
i was saying you were right by acting the sort of way that would cause you to not want me to spread? is that what u saying? GUESS SO HUH. 'ever. 'cares.
whats ur view on the wall art debate
~before u finish~ –––––––-AND SO –––––R –––––––YEA A––––––
EXAAACTLY BRO
no i mean how are you doing in general, i asked you back
and i dont currently have an opinion cause i look at walls a lot less these days but lemme tell you this there is one rule
if you dint have at least one shrine somewhere in your youth i dont know how to talk to you
(i have lived in one room apartments since i moved out so i don't actually have more wall space)
I knew someone who covered his entire walls with flyers from raves and such
when i was in uni, i had (among other things) a shirtless iggy pop postre on my door and it could get trippy as hec at night would creep pple out a lil bit if someone was sleeping with me
and theres a difference between /x/ druggies painting demons and shit on their walls with some talent involved and full cant get my life together dudes writing shit in crayon while on lsd
i knew a guy the flat was pretty much unusable
SWEET posters, SLEEPING with people, HIGHER education. this man has done IT ALL.
What about protective sigils? I mean it wil either do nothing, no harm done, or it will actaully keep the astral demons at bay? Nothing to lose really
this one time i shot a man in reno just to watch him die
>Nothing to lose really
aside from respect of whoever visits
haha yeah people who visit hmm yeah all those peopel...
h89 AH*)(*A @%H*(H%@ H*(%@ H*(H(A*% H*(@H *(@%*(H*(@%H*(@% H*H*(@% H*(@% H*(%@H8
& ON THAT NOTE FOLKS
AND TO WRAP UP . . . . . . . . .
well if nobody visits you, why would you care what other people think of your walls
why would you care bout it if someone visited for that matter
IN CONCLUSION
to play us out
& IN THE END . . . . .. . .. .. . .. . ..
OK fuckk you guys i'm going full sigil walls
plssssssssssssss piccy
SONNENRAD SONNENRAD SONNENRAD SONNENRAD SONNENRAD SONNENRAD SONNENRAD SONNENRAD SONNENRAD SONNENRAD SONNENRAD
HEY HEY HEEEEEEEYYY MARRY ME MOOOOONKEY
*marrys Yu*
in times of peace the moker guards grow dull and weak
*throws rocks at the moquer guards to keep them on their toes*
my seeing eye dog is wearing x-ray lenses for optimal perfomance.
That's redundant, dogs already have x-ray vision.
take two, im still tryna figure out what makes you hard on the call, i guess it comes from your heart cause when your head's right you take your time
are these lyrics
see you on the side
the side of the mountain
the mountain of forgotten manks
pull up with the glock n****
pop a cap on your mountain
soon enough you'll be a forgotten mank
pop a cap on your bottle so nothing spills
pop a cap on your head so you stay warm
no no no
*gives you a nice hat*
goodbye monky
landing the plane with a cooool THIRTY posters
thanks and goodbye monkey friends ill see you all soon
not if i see you first