I’m on probation for being black

trips always speaks the truth
end it already, OP

Po black mans, I have no advice for thee.

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I can't seem to find a law anywhere saying it's illegal to be black. What state is it illegal to be black in?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9fd8tXUhuZw

Congratulations

im in jail for 15 years for showing a video

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New Mexico penal code 754 subsection 12d) states; a persons over the age 21 and possessing a skin pigment darker than Halle Berry shall be sentenced to 100 hours community service and must be on probation until their pigmentation lightens

I’m on probation for being black I’m on probation for being black

Fuck yes mate! Hope you stay like that forever!

(And God hates you?)

just a small town boy
livin' without any joy
everyday he’ll post this thread not goin' anywhere...

he'd rather be a city boy,
born and raised but now unemployed
he’s on probation for being black not goin' anywhere...

a nigger in a chilly room
smell of lead and mold, but what can he do?
god is cruel and we're not alright
it goes on and on and on and on...

Trying to leave town but can't?

you should have thought about that before you decided to be black in public

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And the hillbillies, are they ok?

Thank you, I hope this is oc

You got off easy.

you're a nigger because your black, you're on probation for being a nigger

Who dat?

thanks it is, im not proud how long i spent writing it

And you can't get a job?

>probation
You are lucky that's all you got.

Do they still yell? No volume control on Old Jeb?

>two road town in Alaska
>only distinguishing feature is a pizza parlor
>20-40 miles from the nearest town.
>40 miles from the nearest walmart.

pic unrelated

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guess

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this is shit we need, not yellowfags, not pornfags

no "muh dick so big" today? intellectual crisis?

You need to cut that shit out.
Learn your lesson

there are no jobs in Chatanika
Unless you have a car which he doesn't.
Because he's on probation for a DUI.
Even sucking dick probably doesn't pay much, so OP is pretty much SOL.

OP could try stealing money off the ceiling at
>pic related
but he would probably get caught and be sentenced to more probation, so not a great plan.

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I say slavery you say mazel tov
slavery

OP has learned his lesson.

He has not driven under the influence of alcohols or marijuanas since they took his license away. Unfortunately, some lessons are harder than others and he's basically fucked until GOD decides to let him off probation. Or until probation expires.

>declaring spiderman thread
>black version

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OP:

just fyi here.

I hate you for posting threads and then fucking off, and not contributing to them anymore. I hate you for refusing to confirm or deny that you live in Chatanika.

I don't hate you for being black
and I hope your probation ends soon
so you can gtfo the fuck out of there before it kills you.

I also hate the cops in your town.
If that's any consolation.
And white people in general.

>more spidermans

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So stop it.

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>I also hate white people in general.

Based and redpilled

Shut up cumskin stop talking shit to OP.

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I’m on probation for being black I’m on probation for being black

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I don't even have a guess. Never heard of laws against skin color. OP is just a retard

>hates cops and white people
>doesn't hate niggers

Sorry you can't commit crimes retard

A much greater contribution to the board than any yellow thread will ever be

thanks buddy. im about one bad day from killing myself and I'm a huge NEET so any validation is appreciated

It’s amazing how many black people lie about their interactions with the cops. Numerous times I’ve heard “the cops pulled me over for being black”. Then you actually ask them some questions and it turns out their registration sticker was expired, or a tail light was out. The same things cops always pull everyone over for. But blacks have internalized the victim mentality, and they convince themselves it’s because they’re black

Also known as the race card

>OP has learned his lesson.
>He has not driven under the influence of alcohols or marijuanas since they took his license away
Nah dude, I’m saying he needs to learn his lesson and stop being black.
Nothing good will come from it.

No Tyrone, you are on probation for stealing a TV.

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What els do you think he means by “black”

there is no point in stealing a TV in rural alaska because there is no cable and no TV signal.

And there's nobody he could sell it to anyway.

He’s not stealing for any particular reason it’s just in his nature. A primal instinct.

Bitch, you know what else is a primal instinct for us black people? Breeding white women.

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Hello my nigro fren, I to am on probate for being of shitskin descent.

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you sure are.

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OP's crime is for being black in a white state.
I am white in a white state, so nothing I do could ever be considered criminal.

Being black, he's unable to get a job in any of the (very few) businesses in his town. Being black he has no friends among the racist whites in his town. Being black means God hates him. He might have been arrested and charged and convicted and probated for some other civil offense, but "being black" is the reason why instead of a moderate inconvenience, the circumstances of his life have become hell.

OTOH, he probably has a larger penis than I, so if he ever gets a girl-friend would be able to please her better than I ever could.

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> whores and porn roasties
Keep up the great work of spreading AIDS between worthless demographics on both sides, Sambo.

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No your nigger brain must be confused. The Jews force you to act like you have sex with white women on camera. Thats not a instinct you are being force by Jews. JEWS.

"Primal Instinct" This phrase is why niggers are considered apes. But me personally Niggers are just objects. And their women are less than nothing.

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You need to work on your propaganda. That one was pretty bad

Are you okay?

You guys don’t understand I’m on probation for being black !