How to keep my asshole loose

How to keep my asshole loose

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to laugh at my self

How to avoid parenting, am nog so 10/10 not surprised

That we are probably better off without children

push girl's legs together to make pussy tighter

how to assemble a computer

How to properly maintain and repair a bicycle and how to fix almost everything around the house

To sample everything in the world and that it's ok to cheat on woman

You and another person can have difference in opinion without it being a personal attack. Apparently most people under 30 weren't taught this.

>always be good son and if you can’t be good don’t get caught.
As I walked out the prison visiting room.

Based anonsdad.

nothing

Who's telling people that muscles become "lose" from exercising them?

No one's getting lose from stuffing things into their vagina or anus, if anything, you can spot the bitch if it's especially tight.

How to be racist and a womanizer

The goal is a happy life.

fuck ur planet bruv

How to how.

bamp

How to hold a flashlight and get yelled at

Amyl nitrite

he means how to keep his anus relaxed so when hes getting fuck in his ass it doesnt hurt

You spelled fleshlight wrong!

How to hate everything and the soul of individuals.

that pride is a last budget expense. Take what you can get in this world, you must be ruthless.

how to change a tire on a car

how to be a man
how to fix my car
how to punch a guy
how to fix a bike
how to diy around the house

do I need to go on?

That you can abandon your family and still be proud of how your kids turned out.

Also, how to hide bottles of vodka around the house.

When we moved, my mom found eight bottles of vodka.

previous owner man, or your mom's

i'm actually ok without a father. true story.

That people don’t care who you are as a person, they only care what you own and how much you make.

How to be responsible.

how to maintain a yard

Yard work sucks, that’s what illegals are good for.

Don't break 2 laws at the same time

I like it, it gives me time to think

How to be a great man...

ffff

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How to yell at drivers that are slower or faster than me.

How to fix a broken toilet or sink or burst pipe my old man was a plumber having basics skills in plumbing that were taught to me by him it has saved me tons of money by not having to pay one in my lifetime

All the craftsman shit, basic woodwork, electrics, etc

pretty useful stuff, quite greatful he tought me that. Sadly as a poor student I can't afford a proper workbench.

The B24 was powered by four Pratt & Whitney R-1830s turbocharged engines

anal

How to keep a strong work ethic.

Why not to be a alcoholic

That abuse is not my fault, reacting bad is natural and how to be a better person

How to use power tools and take proper measurements with wood.
How to be a proper gentleman.
How not to start shit when I won't win.
How to be safe when walking through the town.
How to change my oil and tires.
How to play vidya.
How to garden properly.
How to use computers.

Beyond that my grandfather taught me A lot about hunting and how to shoot and clean guns.

My mom taught me more about cooking, day-to-day stuff and how to drive etc.

My dad worked a lot when I was a kid. Two jobs and lots of overtime at his one job. It helped us live a comfortable life.

Loose two oos

How to be annoyed at everyone who's not like you, how to blame everything on others and how to not take accountability for anything. I took his instruction as lessons on how not to be.

To never hit first but second with more force and how to tie my shoes, the basics..

Always shoot your shot

shaving, hunting, save money, respect people, accountability, responsibility, math.

Ethics

to keep moving forward

Tell me your story OP, sounds hot tbh.

You can run away from from responsibility and everything works out.

That everyone is born a fuck up

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