Let’s have a death thread. What would you like to happen to your body when you die...

Let’s have a death thread. What would you like to happen to your body when you die? I want my skull to be kept by my wife, amongst our bone collection, the rest can be used for education.

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I was actually going to burn myself if I didn't have enough money for the fancier venues. Like what XXX got.

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Post bone collection

Viking funeral. To be followed by an Irish wake.

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What was the word on nano tech. They get any micro cell bots or inner attachment to allow blood flow with deposits or something for sustaining life.

I can’t we’re moving, and I’m 400 miles away, taking a shit. Sorry, dude.

I’m pretty cool with dying when the time comes. I can’t blame anybody for trying to sustain life, though.

We Viking funeraled our ferrets, though.

That’s inappropriate

Post the collection OP

Bone collection please

I think Fancy Urns are pretty cool. Buy a bigger house and make a catacomb or build one in back yard. Keep house in family. Keep Fancy Urns with different design or homemade family design.

Ricky you need to get back to me about tomorrow afternoon. It was only once that we met before but it's not banned there.

not 2 worry m8, catch you next time

Done shitting, but can’t compress my shrunken head picture on my phone. I’ll try again- fuck apple.

where is this idea of teaching children that this is an ok thing to do I think from?

My bone collection is some of the old bones we had lying around the house from when we first moved in. Do you want to see them?

I'm trying to compress this picture ffs. How do i upload?

We were there on Tuesday

Yeah

Sorry, I still need to take a shit.

Have fun Yea Forumsros! Got to be on the road! Die well and make sure to play with your bones.

For some reason, even though there is a crop and rotate, there is no resize.

There just isn’t.

You can email a photo to yourself and select from one of three sizes there, but that’s about it.

I’m a lurker normally, so some IT sperg could probably do the image posting with no problem.

Have fun Yea Forumsros! Got to be on the road!

just upload it mate

crop it then, save it as a jpg, ffs

I'll try on the computer when I'm done taking a shit

viking funeral is OG af

Have fun Yea Forumsros! Got to be on the road! Die well and make sure to play with your bones.

Fuck yeah! His name is Rey!

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Windows is updating and i need to take another shit. Ill upload when im done taking a shit.

Man, what a fucking pain in the ass trying to post shit.

Eyyy why the long faces?

OK guys. I have my phone with me but I'm shitting right now.

Gary are you in here?

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Bought Rey in West Palm. Happiest purchase of my life.

Hey guys, I have 2 TB of melted corpses in batteery acid, but as I was about to post my computer just bricked. Im going to install gentoo and open up that hard drive but first, im going to have to take a shit so BRB.

Yeah, yeah, I know I sound like I’m a fedora douche, but it was honestly pretty fun to torch the dead ferrets and give them an epic send-off. Don’t be hating, that’s what my wife wanted.

Do you have video evidence?

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I want to buried under an oak tree.

When nature calls, man! I’m just bored, not trying to fuck with you.

I'm not entirely sure how but my grandma's eyes apparently helped some blind person be able to see again.
That's what I'd like my stuff to do, help someone else. I mean, my eyes are shit and can't see without glasses but still

I honestly don't care, just chuck me to the dogs, sell me to the butchers, I'm not using my body after I die.

Nope, no video evidence. I wasn’t really thinking about that, as my wife was bummed about her pets dying. My fedora is bigger than that sperg, though. I have a really big fedora. That’s why I’m larping that I’m married.

I have a video of maggots crawling in my grandmas eyes when she passed away.

Can we get back to the death shit, please? You impatient little Yea Forumsitches!

When nature calls, man! I’m just bored, not trying to

That's why we're here

Dude, I hope you didn’t like your grandma, cause that’s fucking metal.

Kek

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Anybody want to be plastinated?

Can the process be started while one is alive?

Also, isn’t there a freeze-drying & pulverization process that reduces the body to a powder? I think that it supercritical water oxidation, preferably while alive.