New YLYL.
New YLYL
Kecky Becky.
I honestly smirked.
Me too.
QUADS CHECKED!
Lmao.
Haha.
are you literally retarded?
Huhhun honey that won't do , i want (You) To make me climax now let's go boys
Lol.
i apologize being so racist. tomorrow i'm going to tell the first nigger i see that i will donate 1 banana to a black lives matter organization for each black skin apefrican shot by an officer in my city.
Hehe.
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."
It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
I lost two things that night.
Becky.
who?
logst
Tilt the painting a little and now she's looking at you.
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Hurt him for me Yea Forums.
lost
i wish
when you finally receive the gift of light for your birthday
New fag
Hey Yea Forums, how do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that while he was having an autistic meltdown in a store because his mum refused to buy him the latest beyblade, an army of big black bulls came along and impregnated his girlfriend.
>Girl
This isn’t a meme. It’s blatant repetitive normie shit that has no actual humor or value, and exists solely because some cuckshed 13 year old thinks they’ll be “famous” if they can “make a meme”
The same can be said for Logposting, Bananaposting, and all this other “spam meme” horse shit. This is the problem with normie losers with zero creativity finding out about internet subculture.
that's not how it works, lurk moar fagget
the original is funnier
Eastern front was hell on earth.
Lost
Nice!
Post bananas all you want, normie.
no images user?
>Everyone came
Rest was cringe but respect for that line
Now that’s a classic.
Also no.
Classic.
Reminds me of CumTown
postin some oldies
damn maybe not actually, the collection isn't as deep as I remembered
I'll end my streak of posts with a throwback tovmy boy CBM. How time flies.
child's first beer bong
...
tripotassium keeps the crows and niggers at bay
Or use inositol and make it into a fine powder
>If you dont reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight
I am rubber you are glue your mom gay and so are you
>Time flies when you're a faggot
kys
Help me! I'm losing
This
Cool story babe.
Now make me a sandwich.
Киc фaггoт
Your story is fake and fuck you dude. Your family was ass except youngest girl
bruh
cmon
Kek.
Paul REEEEEEEEvere?
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
saw this picture a few years ago. i understood the joke only now
holy shit, if some one got the reference i'll circumcise myself a second one
Why isn't the head rotten?
Guess I'll have to make sure they learn to not obey then
Yea Forums should attack him in the street.
Kill urself
He did nothing wrong.