I am the devil ama
I am the devil ama
whats hell like
you can be satan for sure, it means oponent
You don’t have to lie to hang, but the trip-nines is hard to dispute.
What is the meaning of life?
He said devil you fucking spurg. “Hur dur I watch history channel documentaries alll dayyyy!”. Learn salient information.
Am I going to hell?
Why did you defy God? You were his #1 Angel... why was that not good enough for you, you greedy cunt? Better to reign in Hell rather than serve in Heaven? You do realize you loose when all of this madness is over yeah? Why would you subject yourself to that...?
the devil is a later concept, and he is not one for sure
also you are a fagg
how do i summon a succubus?
Give me back my soul mate
good one
he dont have it for sure
Why is the devil on Yea Forums
The creature on the mountain whispering all of the world secrets... What's its name?
He was forced to rule hell bc he wanted to party and disobey his father like the giga chad he is
Should I kill them?
Should I kill them?
Aye.
Stand in a pentagram and cut your throat open, if you do it right a succubus should appear
If you were originally an angel, how did you have free will?
Where is Cartaphilus tonight?
why tf my pp hard
God: "Worship me or I'll kick your ass"
Satan: put on them shit kickers then bucko you aint tossin my shoes on the roof
You make ask of one wish devil. Propose your seed into the world stream.
Did you really act in Devilman Crybaby???
He be a loyal demon whom of which gathers information and spreads which would be most useful to the under lord's cause, giving out his name could be considered a sin within itself.
Lol i remember that part where god said he'll kick my ass if i don't pray
So like, when you eventually fight with your army of hell against the army of heaven... How the fuck are you going to convince any of the people you've tortured for eternity until then to fight for you? Like why would they not just lie down and let heaven steamroll you? They've already been tortured for eternity, and you're destined to lose, so like, it's not like anything worse that what they've already experienced is coming...
And for that matter, why the fuck does God, the most powerful thing in human reckoning, need an army to beat your ass? If he's all powerful, he certainly doesn't need our souls to do his work for him. That's something that always bugged me about funerals or mourners who say, "Oh, God needed another angel in heaven." - No, as a matter of fact I don't think he did. He's God, the fuck does he need our weak asses for up there?
Also, what's your opinion of the things I like to look at on the Internet?
He doesn't know. He isn't there.
"And the LORD said unto Satan, From whence comest thou? And Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it." - Job 2:2
"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:" - 1st Peter 5:8
He walks among us every day and roams the Earth in every country and in every kingdom.
Why havnt you come to see me yet