so im now in Germany Cologne to be specific. what can [s4s] tell me about the Germans and Germany? ive already learned so much- did u kno germans are born just like anyone else? i was always told that Germans burst forth from the ground fully formed and ready to do war like uruk hai.
i dont know about that. im just a dumb american tourist the people ive met so far are polite and they have some very impressive building the Cologne Cathedral is magnificent
Gavin Gray
Hang in there fren, you gonna make it i know youve got it in you bro
Lucas Flores
Modern-day germany is just a more rude and insecure California.
so when i made the thread i was hoping for advice, like what are the best beers, how to avoid getting stabbed by migrants, how to seduce german girls, what are places i should see, how can I be more polite- that sort of thing.
you have to believe in the easy, maybe let yourself be a little lazy sometimes and put things off. not enough to make you stress but just enough to take. it. easy.
we first sticky on [s4s] im really feeling alive think I will do a Rhine cruise down to Konigswinter? we should meet up. do you have a car maybe you can give me a tour of the city, or maybe a tour of you~~~(no homo tho) this is my first ever sticky on [s4s] who knew it would be for something so stupid
Cooper Rodriguez
How is this a sticky? Kikes have taken over the site i see.
Hudson Flores
what does this have to do with kikes?
Eli Johnson
Germans are kikes
Isaiah Gonzalez
i think you might have clicked the wrong board friendo no worries it happens all the time :)
Good image. [Lenny face I wasn't allowed to post here.]
Jaxson Sanchez
German here. Leave fucking shithole of a country. But why not come to Münster for a while and look at "Schloss Münster" it's my favorite place here in town, if the shitty leftists aren't on campus.
German here. My life is one series of ironic events after another. I sleep every night because it is trendy, but I don't actually rest. Resting is sincerity and honesty, it's a thing that grounds us to the core of being human and refreshes the senses, which obscure minds have ruled out as "completely and totally bullshit". And so, even if my eyes are squeezed shut and my chest heaves gently with the rolling march of involuntary function, I am not at rest. I am simply in a stage of incoherence. Every morning I wake up and drink water, and I smile while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to alleviate a sincere bodily need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and authorial humor. The idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of irony. My day progresses in this fashion, while I contemplate how tomorrow I can further overcome my own sense of irony and the profound lack of genuine interests in my own life.
Connor Howard
it is every day Bro with that disney channel flow five tril on youtube in six months never done befoe past all the competition man pewdiepie is next man im poppin all these checks got dat brand new rollex
I was asking what the nouns meant you imbecile,"deine" means "your", and ein means "a". if you're gonna just pull shit out of your ass why even bother responding at all you IQ seagull retardo, go back to school and learn grammar
thanks
thanks for checking
James Jenkins
lole yes who would even reply when he's not being serious on this board, that's really a weird thing to do like wtf
Just so everyone know I'm in Linz at the moment sailed out of Cologne up the Rhine (very pretty). Germany seems pretty comfy to me so far, though I cant speak to the inhabitants so that might help. It does seem pretty German. Quick question for [s4s] experts this is my first sticky I might try deleting the thread and see what happens so I can flex on mods would deleting my thread delete sticky?
Carson Powell
So I see that a lot of you are Germans. Are any of you cute and would you like to meat up somewhere?
Jonathan Reed
I forgot my picture. Not me in pic btw some guy I was stalking.
Everyone in Cologne is an Anarcho- Communist. There's a ton of good beer. Explore Zulpicher Strasse, especially Nov. 11th for Karneval. Learn the local dialects, too!
>i was always told that Germans burst forth from the ground fully formed and ready to do war like uruk hai. thats not 100% wrong but only for german solders
Germans. How do I ask for cigarettes in Köln. Im also going soon. Any german cig recommendations appreciated
Joseph Edwards
Dubs
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Easton Rivera
dubs again
Jose Wright
what do you mean by asking for cigarettes? do you wanna buy some or ask random people if they can give you some? alot of people smoke Gauloises, they're french cigarettes but they sell them here. Ducal are my favorites. they also sell alot of american ones like marlboro and lucky strike and so on
Owen Lopez
Buy some. Ill definitely look into those. Just gotta brush up on my german.
jews killed jesus n hitler killed jews the world is a nice place hail germany
Mason Carter
When you longer in Germany, make a tour throe the country. From Hamburg, to Munich,and from Aachen to Frankfurt /Oder. You can see everywhere nice places and meet People with an open heart for strangers. I think, you will like my homeland .
Michael Clark
in Munich Munchen now lots of non Germans in this part of the city. the beer is good though
You should definitly go clubing in Cologne. There's a pretty nice techno scene. I would recommend the Gewölbe or Odonien.
Tyler Adams
If you meet locals, do not be arrogant, just yourself, then you will be accepted by 99.9 percent of people. Beers: No matter where you are in Germany, here is brewed according to the Purity Law of 1516. You can go anywhere in a local, and order whatever you want, every beer is good. To places to see: There are many places in Germany that you should look at as a tourist. Be it the Cologne Cathedral, the Munich Oktoberfest, or the Reeperbahn in Hamburg. There are more than just these well-known tourist magnets. Drive to Rothenburg ob der Tauber, a well-preserved medieval town. To Ostwestfalen to Hermannsdenkmal or the waterway cross in Minden. To the Moselle or the Rhine for wine tasting. On Lake Constance, in Berchdesgardner Land, or wherever else. Everywhere you will find beautiful places and places you will like. And everywhere you will get to know German women ..... You just have to address! If you have any questions, then I am at your disposal. I am proud and honored that you are interested in my homeland.
Tyler Perry
how 2 get German gf? serious tho, what things would you recommend in Munich? I'll probably spend two more days in this city before heading to Innsbruck in Austria. Tomorrow I plan to do the eagles nest tour which looks really neat. I was told also to visit the English garden have already seen the Hofhaus and Rathaus and climbed up a tower to look over the city. I think the Germans are cool, you have some very pretty cities and landscapes.
Jason Edwards
Yes, Munich is a beautiful city, only a little expensive. Just ask people, what else is there that is worth looking at. And then to Innsbruck? Wow, the golden roof, and the whole city are very worth seeing. Nearby is also the Zillertal. Drive up to Gerlos in the Zillertal, there you are in the middle of the mountains. Just beautiful. I have been there many times myself.
Isaiah Davis
what about you German user anything worth seeing 'there'~ maybe you could "give me the tour"
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Justin Stewart
But one thing you should do as a tourist in Germany: drive a car on the highway .... You can drive as fast as you want, and also overtake a police car, without which you will be prosecuted.
Hudson Thompson
holy shots those are trips how did I just notice
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Henry Flores
>You can drive as fast as you want, and also overtake a police car, without which you will be prosecuted. agree, I once forgot to overtake one and got arrested on the spot
Go to the chocolate museum with the giant chocolate fountain. Also go to a bar and get some Kölsch. They serve it in really small glasses, but they'll get you a new one, when they see that you've finished. Of you don't want any more beer, cover the glass with the beermat. Also make a trip to Japan Town in Düsseldorf and eat some nice Japanese. The industrial museum in the Ruhr area might also be worth a visit, if that's your thing.
weirdly, there's probably more american nazis than there are in germany at this point. but that's probably do to americans being literally retarded
Connor Wright
(((you)))
Parker Sanders
>what are the best beers the cheapest >how to avoid getting stabbed by migrants never leave your flat >how to seduce german girls am a virgin >what are places i should see refer to point 2 >how can I be more polite dont make eye contact for too long unless you are directly talking to the person in which case you never break it
I used to talk to this girl named Wagick but she turned out to be nothing but a philanderer
Luke Morris
(dubs) lol funny posts but actually we should delete this sticky cause I'm not in Germany anymore.
Sebastian Hughes
Why would someone want to kill Ariana Grande ?
Joshua Murphy
"Comfort food"
Tyler Carter
did they kick u out??
Aiden Hernandez
yea you have to pay to use the bathroom in a bunch of places in Germany apparently shitting on the street in protest wasn't constitutionally protected or whatever
Just remember never meantioning that you're not from germany, people from here usually really don't like that. Just drink beer all day and constantly complain about the government and you should be fine. Oh, most importantly, if a group of large, bold men approaches you, just tell them "Deutschland soll fallen" an dyou will be good.
Justin Nelson
Why is this thread pinned
Josiah Thomas
umm maybe because the administrators of this website have no accountability for their actions?
Most German person on earth alive here: Dont feel worried when someone seems rude. Most Germans sound like that to others, but whe normally dont mean it. Take your shoes off in other peoples houses, cats are more respected than children, ALWAYS come 15 minutes earlier. No matter the event ALWAYS be too early. Dont talk about 1900-2000. It doesnt exist ok?
Is it true all the Germans have to learn English in school?
Joshua Bennett
yes (ja)
Zachary Moore
Is there really Germans who deny the holocaust, Hitler etc?
Lincoln Rivera
No, they would never say it or they would get shot up
Evan Smith
I'm pretty sure you can drink beer legally at 16 there so different then America but I don't think you can even carry a handgun in that country which I've been doing sense i was 18.
Caleb Russell
>so when i made the thread i was hoping for advice, like what are the best beers, how to avoid getting stabbed by migrants, how to seduce german girls, what are places i should see, how can I be more polite- that sort of thing.
I'm living in Bonn. Bitburger Stab em first Whip out big cock Kölner Dom Shut up
Aaron Hernandez
Yep Austria here: Beer and Wine is legally at 16 everything that has less alcohol then 13% except for mixed drinks like this soda tasting drinks which have 4% vodka yeah stupid ik. Every other alcohol, Vodka, Whisky all that strong shit is legal at age of 18 also this year was a new law passed that you can only smoke legally when 18 before it was 16. becoming comfortably numb is legal when you reach the age of failing life lole
Also they have very and I mean very fucking strict laws when it comes to self defense even the police stand in front of the court when they shoot someone it's fucked
Jack Thompson
i leave this place 2 weeks and suddely Germany was sticky
Actually, the purity law is just a meme. It was never a law. There was the Biersteuergesetz from the 50s, which actually was the same but a real law, but for some european reasons they had to cut out the purity part somewhere in the 80s
Jacob Cox
Weak. Päffgen is the best beer in Cologne. OP; try out Lommerzheim (Siegesstraße 18, 50679 Köln). Its a really comfy pub. Its also has the pic related beer.
Believe it or not, but Kologne is famous for their shower lamps. I know it might sound odd, but once you used one of these, you won't want to ever go back to showering in a half lit shower. In fact they're so popular that you can simply walk up to anyone in the street there and ask "Duschlampe? " and they'll direct you to where you can get the best ones.
Blake Butler
God dude this Till schweiger movie jokes are unfunny af
Caleb Phillips
I have never watched one of these, I just couldnt come up with anything more creative on the spot.
John Phillips
FUCK KILL STEAL SHIT FUCK REAL
Jaxon Cox
based and yellow pilled
Noah Richardson
Not gonna drive up there just for a Pub tbh I‘d rather stay down here and empty like 3 pitchers of Guiness in that time
You should be ok as long as you "oachkatzlschwoaf". If a German can't say it they might be a piefke and dangerous. If a piefke bites you you'll turn into one yourself.
if you like italian style pizza visit '385°'. its the name of two pizza places in cologne, and the temperature they bake the pizzas at in a real stoneoven^^
most germans dont like to start conversations under the premiss of 'getting to know each other'. if there is no detectable context in which a conversation starts it might not last long. speaking from experince; i tend to be like that too...
ask people to give you 3 places where they would take an old school-buddy to show them a good time in town.
and you should try to go to a rave/(psy)trance, or ebm party.
Tyler Garcia
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Austin Ramirez
trips
dubs
Your fortune: Good Luck
Cameron Taylor
Well bro I'm a German who lives in the states so ask me anything
> (OP) >A common German greeting is "Deine Schwester ist ein Pferd", try it out and impress the G*rmans with your display of linguistic knowledge.
Nice insult you've got there, Ich habe deine Mutter gefickt.
David Wright
test
Jaxon Rivera
But screencap it so you can put it onto your resume
Kayden Edwards
They have nice Black Forest Cake
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Jack Smith
>Germany Cologne does it smell like perfume
Nolan Ramirez
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Jose Bennett
Tbh I think Köln is one of the shittier places in Germany, I am from Wiesbaden and I think it is a million times better than Köln, in terms of food, stuff to do, women and how pretty it is. Fuck Köln, all my homies hate Köln.
Alexander Jackson
schwuchtel
Aaron Gray
smells like kebap
Isaac Mitchell
ich bin pferd
Nathan Hughes
u do ask the right questions
Evan Morales
Wiesbaden is shit and you are just jealous
Isaiah Sanders
you speak absolute truth, mainz is the only way to go :^)
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Jayden Cox
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Austin Lewis
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Isaiah Bell
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Dominic Jones
Germany is full of German people.
Evan Wilson
If you see some protest or rally going on and they wave german flags, just stand there and scream "LÜGENPRESSE! LÜGENPRESSE!" and you will fit in. Nobody will suspect that you are a foreigner.
Christopher Sanchez
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lole its the same goddamn vagina bike video how come your mother looks like a trike
Ayden Green
>how to avoid getting stabbed my migrants this shit doesnt happen
Zachary Miller
they like to shitpost but cant with their censorship laws
Hudson Adams
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Isaiah Thomas
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