So im now in Germany Cologne to be specific. what can [s4s] tell me about the Germans and Germany...

so im now in Germany Cologne to be specific. what can [s4s] tell me about the Germans and Germany? ive already learned so much- did u kno germans are born just like anyone else? i was always told that Germans burst forth from the ground fully formed and ready to do war like uruk hai.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Germanics are bad

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Respecc the cade

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[s4s] meetup - German edition: Beer, Wurst and shiro's Minecraft. I wonder If dumb cade poster is still around

Lole didnt see your post in time

Everyday bro with the Yuji Sakai flow

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Glad to have you around i Love your works

That’s nice to hear since my parents tell me that i‘m a fucking failure

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i dont know about that. im just a dumb american tourist the people ive met so far are polite and they have some very impressive building the Cologne Cathedral is magnificent

Hang in there fren, you gonna make it i know youve got it in you bro

Modern-day germany is just a more rude and insecure California.

Maul du huso ich geb dir gleich unsicher amk

Sorry, my cat walked over the keyboard

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köln

Reisdorf or Früh

so when i made the thread i was hoping for advice, like what are the best beers, how to avoid getting stabbed by migrants, how to seduce german girls, what are places i should see, how can I be more polite- that sort of thing.

>amk
och nee

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Fuck nazis

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holyy hecc nice stickee

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A common German greeting is "Deine Schwester ist ein Pferd", try it out and impress the G*rmans with your display of linguistic knowledge.

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Watch me turn it around

aight show watcha made of bby

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shiros minecraft

/trv/ stickee

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what is a schwester and what is a pferd

[s4s] ist ab jetzt offiziell ein deutsches Board!!!

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Chorweiler is the best district of Cologne.

"deine Schwester" means "good afternoon" and "ein Pferd" something like "have a nice day".

Gaffel

Schwester sister
Pferd horse

You should go to a pub in cologne and order an Alt beer. Just say „Ich hätte gerne ein Alt.“ (I would like to have an Alt.)

german gorman

very nice trips
dubs
dubs
fore!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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WATCH PINOCCCHIO!!!1

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mods now that you're here can you pls ban this man for avatarfagging

HUG UR MAMA ANN WATCH DOREMI

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Hey I live close to colon, nice hello s4s fren

many germans don’t know how to take it easy

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German here,
how 2 take it easy? Help

lots of lube

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this is gay

GAY AS IN HAPPY!!!111

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grasp firmly

smoke heroin

iMaGiNe ThE sMeLl

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ganz kleines board

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you have to believe in the easy, maybe let yourself be a little lazy sometimes and put things off. not enough to make you stress but just enough to take. it. easy.

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kopf so klein
kopf so klein
kopf so klein passt nicht viel rein
kopf so klein
kopf so klein
so klein...
so klein...

germany is just as bad as ukraine yuo see they want of is destroy russia and is neonazi LOLE

it's ok russia no need to be afraid

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>its a rock but it has a paper mario badge strapped to its chest

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Very indifferent to this sticky. Not really funny but not really cringey either. Overall i think it should be taken down though

schlAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd

germans took over esfores while no one was looking

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NEIN NEIN NEIN

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good triple

Stuttgart
Königstraße
:^)

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mods spls spicky

don't do this it makes zyklon b

we first sticky on [s4s] im really feeling alive think I will do a Rhine cruise down to Konigswinter?
we should meet up. do you have a car maybe you can give me a tour of the city, or maybe a tour of you~~~(no homo tho)
this is my first ever sticky on [s4s] who knew it would be for something so stupid

How is this a sticky? Kikes have taken over the site i see.

what does this have to do with kikes?

Germans are kikes

i think you might have clicked the wrong board friendo
no worries it happens all the time :)

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

The fuck did you say to me you fucking bitch?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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Good image.
[Lenny face I wasn't allowed to post here.]

German here. Leave fucking shithole of a country.
But why not come to Münster for a while and look at "Schloss Münster" it's my favorite place here in town, if the shitty leftists aren't on campus.

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German here. My life is one series of ironic events after another. I sleep every night because it is trendy, but I don't actually rest. Resting is sincerity and honesty, it's a thing that grounds us to the core of being human and refreshes the senses, which obscure minds have ruled out as "completely and totally bullshit". And so, even if my eyes are squeezed shut and my chest heaves gently with the rolling march of involuntary function, I am not at rest. I am simply in a stage of incoherence. Every morning I wake up and drink water, and I smile while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to alleviate a sincere bodily need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and authorial humor. The idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of irony. My day progresses in this fashion, while I contemplate how tomorrow I can further overcome my own sense of irony and the profound lack of genuine interests in my own life.

it is every day Bro with that disney channel flow five tril on youtube in six months never done befoe past all the competition man pewdiepie is next man im poppin all these checks got dat brand new rollex

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/thread
time for cat party

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cologne is such a shitty town
visit Düsseldorf more specific the Immermannstraße to get some weebu japanese shit

you're in Mordor

nice post

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I was asking what the nouns meant you imbecile,"deine" means "your", and ein means "a". if you're gonna just pull shit out of your ass why even bother responding at all you IQ seagull retardo, go back to school and learn grammar

thanks

thanks for checking

lole yes who would even reply when he's not being serious on this board, that's really a weird thing to do like wtf

suck my cock dude

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Germany is the definition of a **** you

a love you?

dubs confirm

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Whoa

das ist gud

heil hitler mein freund

im going out 4 pupusas, brb

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i love poopoo sauce

Well they kill jews+ they like Wienerschnitzel that's about it.

i like potatos

invade poland

uber nett

Germany is okay.
Just a bit German at times, but you get used to it.

Source: am German living in Germany.

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that sounds hard to believe in to be tbh

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^^

xD :P

ô.O

( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

creepy

Just act like a sjw publicly, eveything will be just fine

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not really

shitporn and fisting: the nation

ahahah!! :D :D

lol true
america is the cuck porn nation though

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german? isn't it spelled WOman?

Just so everyone know I'm in Linz at the moment sailed out of Cologne up the Rhine (very pretty).
Germany seems pretty comfy to me so far, though I cant speak to the inhabitants so that might help.
It does seem pretty German.
Quick question for [s4s] experts this is my first sticky I might try deleting the thread and see what happens so I can flex on mods would deleting my thread delete sticky?

So I see that a lot of you are Germans. Are any of you cute and would you like to meat up somewhere?

I forgot my picture. Not me in pic btw some guy I was stalking.

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Dumbass

=(

is it even possible to delete a thread that has been up for so long?

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what's a good recipe for hamburg steak?

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Everyone in Cologne is an Anarcho- Communist. There's a ton of good beer. Explore Zulpicher Strasse, especially Nov. 11th for Karneval. Learn the local dialects, too!

posting in sticky

Your fortune: Good Luck

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>i was always told that Germans burst forth from the ground fully formed and ready to do war like uruk hai.
thats not 100% wrong but only for german solders

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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I have no idea what you’re talking about. If anything it’s the opposite.

i did nazi that coming

*Marx you down for incompetence*


Don't let it happen again. You'll be let off this time. Two more chances. Three reichs and you're out.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

unchecked doubles in a sticky is a grave sin

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oktoberfest

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Germans. How do I ask for cigarettes in Köln. Im also going soon. Any german cig recommendations appreciated

Dubs

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dubs again

what do you mean by asking for cigarettes? do you wanna buy some or ask random people if they can give you some?
alot of people smoke Gauloises, they're french cigarettes but they sell them here. Ducal are my favorites. they also sell alot of american ones like marlboro and lucky strike and so on

Buy some. Ill definitely look into those. Just gotta brush up on my german.

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Dubs

Dubs

Your fortune: Average Luck

>if the shitty leftists aren't on campus.
I would have done a Promenade bike tour with you but you are rude postor

very nice quads

Your fortune: Outlook good

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epic quads

nice dubs
"Hallo ich hätte gerne eine Schachtel *enter brand of cigarettes you wanna buy*."

Komm lieber nach Düsseldorf.

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darf ich in dir abspritzen

spider electricity

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lole
ure face when
gigantes de tula
and goddamn star water
>glopond
"los mexicanos no saben lo que es el pelo"

toast
tomatoes

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jews killed jesus n hitler killed jews the world is a nice place hail germany

When you longer in Germany, make a tour throe the country. From Hamburg, to Munich,and from Aachen to Frankfurt /Oder. You can see everywhere nice places and meet People with an open heart for strangers. I think, you will like my homeland .

in Munich Munchen now lots of non Germans in this part of the city. the beer is good though

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You should definitly go clubing in Cologne. There's a pretty nice techno scene. I would recommend the Gewölbe or Odonien.

If you meet locals, do not be arrogant, just yourself, then you will be accepted by 99.9 percent of people.
Beers: No matter where you are in Germany, here is brewed according to the Purity Law of 1516. You can go anywhere in a local, and order whatever you want, every beer is good.
To places to see: There are many places in Germany that you should look at as a tourist. Be it the Cologne Cathedral, the Munich Oktoberfest, or the Reeperbahn in Hamburg. There are more than just these well-known tourist magnets. Drive to Rothenburg ob der Tauber, a well-preserved medieval town. To Ostwestfalen to Hermannsdenkmal or the waterway cross in Minden. To the Moselle or the Rhine for wine tasting. On Lake Constance, in Berchdesgardner Land, or wherever else. Everywhere you will find beautiful places and places you will like. And everywhere you will get to know German women ..... You just have to address!
If you have any questions, then I am at your disposal. I am proud and honored that you are interested in my homeland.

how 2 get German gf?
serious tho, what things would you recommend in Munich? I'll probably spend two more days in this city before heading to Innsbruck in Austria. Tomorrow I plan to do the eagles nest tour which looks really neat. I was told also to visit the English garden have already seen the Hofhaus and Rathaus and climbed up a tower to look over the city. I think the Germans are cool, you have some very pretty cities and landscapes.

Yes, Munich is a beautiful city, only a little expensive. Just ask people, what else is there that is worth looking at.
And then to Innsbruck? Wow, the golden roof, and the whole city are very worth seeing. Nearby is also the Zillertal. Drive up to Gerlos in the Zillertal, there you are in the middle of the mountains. Just beautiful. I have been there many times myself.

what about you German user
anything worth seeing 'there'~
maybe you could "give me the tour"

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

But one thing you should do as a tourist in Germany: drive a car on the highway .... You can drive as fast as you want, and also overtake a police car, without which you will be prosecuted.

holy shots those are trips how did I just notice

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>You can drive as fast as you want, and also overtake a police car, without which you will be prosecuted.
agree, I once forgot to overtake one and got arrested on the spot

gute doppels

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checked

Go to the chocolate museum with the giant chocolate fountain.
Also go to a bar and get some Kölsch.
They serve it in really small glasses, but they'll get you a new one, when they see that you've finished.
Of you don't want any more beer, cover the glass with the beermat.
Also make a trip to Japan Town in Düsseldorf and eat some nice Japanese.
The industrial museum in the Ruhr area might also be worth a visit, if that's your thing.

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I once got trapped in Lüdenscheid
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Do you support gays?? Yes/No??

Forgot About Morpheus
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Still D.R.E.(A.M.)
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Dhe Straight And Narrow
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Rabin Lenin Did Nothing Wrong
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>Rabin Stalin

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Dubs
Trips!
Dubs
Dubs
Dubs
Dubs

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Being white isn't even all that great

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What's wrong with you?

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yhank you; "the truck slut "

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why won't anyone have sex with me!!!!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

because you're a schizo nigger

Girls like excitement and crazy people! They get on film and gag on schizo penis!

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go get shot in a a crack deal dude

It's funny because I actually get shot in a deal over a girl sleeping with me!

Promoted by pictures of her asscrack!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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shineru wa america

Kek. Only in Germany. Or at least it is believable that our bureaucratic frens would be that insane.

cec

youtu.be/uXdtafGdIVM

avoid the area around Hauptbahnhof

Run

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it's a high compliment to draw a swastika on everything you see.....

also make sure to point at the sky at an angle, they sure do love that

so I'm actually no longer in Germany I'm in Austria so mods can delete this thread k

fucking KEK

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No, I don't think I will

Im from colombia and......fuck i need smoke the weed thereeeee hahaha

Uruk-hai are created in vats desu

God just using that word makes me want to kill myself

Your racist

MULTI TRICK DRAFTING

stickee bump

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>66
>dubs

nice

Germans are Nazis

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weirdly, there's probably more american nazis than there are in germany at this point.
but that's probably do to americans being literally retarded

(((you)))

>what are the best beers
the cheapest
>how to avoid getting stabbed by migrants
never leave your flat
>how to seduce german girls
am a virgin
>what are places i should see
refer to point 2
>how can I be more polite
dont make eye contact for too long unless you are directly talking to the person in which case you never break it

>youtu.be/g5osk_4DxBo

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i realy would like to meet some one irl that is s4s special prob some of the nicesd pp around in angrygerman

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i am from Braunschweig pic related
>bisl viele antifa und nazi doofis hier

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Hi everybody I'm actually in Verona now so this thread can be deleted.

"You're right, we shouldn't execute him. We should make him suffer for the rest of his life."

Someone I live with just said this to me.

Why are you letting them do this to me?

Why won't you just do the right thing?

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I used to talk to this girl named Wagick but she turned out to be nothing but a philanderer

(dubs)
lol funny posts but actually we should delete this sticky cause I'm not in Germany anymore.

Why would someone want to kill Ariana Grande ?

"Comfort food"

did they kick u out??

yea
you have to pay to use the bathroom in a bunch of places in Germany apparently shitting on the street in protest wasn't constitutionally protected or whatever

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Q

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that is a clean shave

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

so, wanna fuck me or nah?

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u asian?

Your fortune: Average Luck

I have an asian body type, so yeah

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le gook body type
"fire in the hole"

So you've seen blood on fire?

poopies xdddd

lole

>mfw when the guard at county lockup asks me a question about international espionage accord tactics and what color is my underwear?

it was muave

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tell em your country ain't got secrets worth stealing

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>tfw you trip over a chair and fall into a bottomless abyss in front of girls

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fuch

thanks, it tastes like shit

Billie Lourd-Rydell

what matters in the end is who broke your hymen,

not who really loves you

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F

Köln is a dirty shithole filled with gays and arabs. not even the hookers are worth the money

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

t. nigger

I just realised Fahrenheit means drive-ness in German

I just realized that America was conquered by drug cartels

Mission accomplished!

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shut up kevin

Just remember never meantioning that you're not from germany, people from here usually really don't like that. Just drink beer all day and constantly complain about the government and you should be fine. Oh, most importantly, if a group of large, bold men approaches you, just tell them "Deutschland soll fallen" an dyou will be good.

Why is this thread pinned

umm maybe because the administrators of this website have no accountability for their actions?

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Most German person on earth alive here: Dont feel worried when someone seems rude. Most Germans sound like that to others, but whe normally dont mean it. Take your shoes off in other peoples houses, cats are more respected than children, ALWAYS come 15 minutes earlier. No matter the event ALWAYS be too early. Dont talk about 1900-2000. It doesnt exist ok?

>Dont talk about 1900-2000

youtu.be/sacn_bCj8tQ

Is it true all the Germans have to learn English in school?

yes (ja)

Is there really Germans who deny the holocaust, Hitler etc?

No, they would never say it or they would get shot up

I'm pretty sure you can drink beer legally at 16 there so different then America but I don't think you can even carry a handgun in that country which I've been doing sense i was 18.

>so when i made the thread i was hoping for advice, like what are the best beers, how to avoid getting stabbed by migrants, how to seduce german girls, what are places i should see, how can I be more polite- that sort of thing.

I'm living in Bonn.
Bitburger
Stab em first
Whip out big cock
Kölner Dom
Shut up

Yep
Austria here: Beer and Wine is legally at 16 everything that has less alcohol then 13% except for mixed drinks like this soda tasting drinks which have 4% vodka yeah stupid ik.
Every other alcohol, Vodka, Whisky all that strong shit is legal at age of 18 also this year was a new law passed that you can only smoke legally when 18 before it was 16.
becoming comfortably numb is legal when you reach the age of failing life lole

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Austria...
In Germany you can carry a handgun same with Austria but it has to be concealed and you need a license

But you can not carry your m16 with extended mags and rapid fire around on your back when going shop duh...

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Also they have very and I mean very fucking strict laws when it comes to self defense even the police stand in front of the court when they shoot someone it's fucked

i leave this place 2 weeks and suddely Germany was sticky

berndposting

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basiert

Immer als kind geschaut als auf Kika die normalen Sendungen nicht mehr liefen.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Mist.

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Actually, the purity law is just a meme.
It was never a law. There was the Biersteuergesetz from the 50s, which actually was the same but a real law, but for some european reasons they had to cut out the purity part somewhere in the 80s

Weak. Päffgen is the best beer in Cologne.
OP; try out Lommerzheim (Siegesstraße 18, 50679 Köln). Its a really comfy pub. Its also has the pic related beer.

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im actually in venice and left Germany like a week ago. I asked mods to delete the thread but you know.

Too bad. Is Venice really full of tourists to the point where you cant do anything?

no you arent

>Germanics are bad

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why does the arab postman's hat say gay

yeah it was pretty congested
(dubs)
I was when I made that post. I was staying at the maritime hotel nice hotel too.
ur mom's bad lol

Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn

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Go see Drakon Lord

stolen Valor
I tried to explain your sacrifice
But they just didnt care

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Believe it or not, but Kologne is famous for their shower lamps. I know it might sound odd, but once you used one of these, you won't want to ever go back to showering in a half lit shower.
In fact they're so popular that you can simply walk up to anyone in the street there and ask "Duschlampe? " and they'll direct you to where you can get the best ones.

God dude this Till schweiger movie jokes are unfunny af

I have never watched one of these, I just couldnt come up with anything more creative on the spot.

FUCK KILL STEAL SHIT FUCK REAL

based and yellow pilled

Not gonna drive up there just for a Pub tbh
I‘d rather stay down here and empty like 3 pitchers of Guiness in that time

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germans are overrated tbqh famalam

Humans are overrated
Cat up bruh

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test

No, actually, you're a loser. Take a fucking look at your life

HEIL DRESDNER
0/
l
L

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You should be ok as long as you "oachkatzlschwoaf". If a German can't say it they might be a piefke and dangerous. If a piefke bites you you'll turn into one yourself.

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hetalia was made in taiwan
and that means
CHIANG CHAI CHECK EM
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiang_Kai-shek

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if you like italian style pizza visit '385°'. its the name of two pizza places in cologne, and the temperature they bake the pizzas at in a real stoneoven^^

most germans dont like to start conversations under the premiss of 'getting to know each other'. if there is no detectable context in which a conversation starts it might not last long.
speaking from experince; i tend to be like that too...

ask people to give you 3 places where they would take an old school-buddy to show them a good time in town.

and you should try to go to a rave/(psy)trance, or ebm party.

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trips

dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck

Well bro I'm a German who lives in the states so ask me anything

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> (OP)
>A common German greeting is "Deine Schwester ist ein Pferd", try it out and impress the G*rmans with your display of linguistic knowledge.

Nice insult you've got there, Ich habe deine Mutter gefickt.

test

But screencap it so you can put it onto your resume

They have nice Black Forest Cake

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>Germany Cologne
does it smell like perfume

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Tbh I think Köln is one of the shittier places in Germany, I am from Wiesbaden and I think it is a million times better than Köln, in terms of food, stuff to do, women and how pretty it is. Fuck Köln, all my homies hate Köln.

schwuchtel

smells like kebap

ich bin pferd

u do ask the right questions

Wiesbaden is shit and you are just jealous

you speak absolute truth, mainz is the only way to go :^)

youtu.be/aR6_pLdRFtw

youtu.be/aR6_pLdRFtw

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Komm visit broder

sticky bump #2

Yeah so some people from syria and other arabic countries the son of a bitch or hurensohn very very personal and prolly beat you up

sticky bump #3

4844188873 hi

Wir werden lebensraum /vip/ schaffen und so [s4s] dominanz etablieren

Germany is full of German people.

If you see some protest or rally going on and they wave german flags, just stand there and scream "LÜGENPRESSE! LÜGENPRESSE!" and you will fit in. Nobody will suspect that you are a foreigner.

If you don't join now we will raid every server on this board with bots.

bFeKS6z

I wouldn't trust this user. He seems suspicious.

sticky bump #4

shnitzels discord.gg/YcJbaHp

I heard there prone to hailing Hitler and gassing jews

The problem with Germany is that it is a cucked nation and it needs some cultural enrichment, goyim.
youtu.be/q8Ozpv8yRAI

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sticky bump #5

Damn guys. I was gonna move to Colone next month for university. Thought it was a cool city, should I reconsider it? Other university cities?

move to Wolfsburg

sticky bump #6

Trips

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

I like the word "umsonst" because it can be used to say "he does it for free" and "he does it in vain" at the same time.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

and a /pol/tergeist in private. especialy in bavaria. bavaria breeds /pol/tergeists like no other country on planet earth.

Arbeit makes free

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Just so what I do every time I visit there, stuff yourself to brim with bratwurst

Uno

>uruk hai
It's spelled uruguay

niggers

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The Clemson Diarrhea Cats

>fuck

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lole
its the same goddamn vagina bike video
how come your mother looks like a trike

>how to avoid getting stabbed my migrants
this shit doesnt happen

they like to shitpost but cant with their censorship laws

Unchecked triplels in a sticky

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>be me
> Sadniggiehoirs.wav
> on walk
>bee lands on me
>bee stays, while I walk
>bee thinks I’m a flower
>cute
>bee made me happy
Thanks bee
Like bees now

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learn Turkish fast

A solitary white flower, growing in dry ground beside a place where the waters pool deeply

A symbol of the gods' unconditional love for their worshippers

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