22M. Just lost my virginity with a couple a few days ago (M/F). Ask me anything

Pic is unrelated

But there was some choking

How'd you do it? I'm 18 and getting my own place so I think tinder, maybe not since I'm not a smooth talker lol

Depends on how far you're willing to go, user

How are you able to get your own place at 18? Im 22 and couldn't afford to live on my own.

>Catalog

OP here. user must live in Arizona or the boonies.

You can get a mansion in Arizona for $1k-$1200 a month

My brother lived in a one room shack here (IL) for 1300 a month. Ended up leaving to a different state cause he couldnt afford that shit anymore. Shits crazy. And I cant find decent work so thats that.

That's the boonies for you. Houses are dirt cheap, but unless you have a remote desk job, there aren't any jobs

At least you don't live in LA where rent costs 2k-$2500 if you're lucky. Either have to live with 5 people or live at home.

Neither are ideal for smashing

Yeah man my room is so small i sleep on a twin bed. Even if I contained my spaghetti and picked up some bar slag, I have no place to put her.

That's why you look for older people and let them host.

Not just a better situation, but better fucks too. Experience >>> appearance if they're passable

30 year olds KNOW how to suck cock

He means a couple of guys

I mean I am a faggot regardless, but it was M/F

so you're saying you sucked his dick

what happened user? DP?

Pretty much. Did a bit of everything

>be me
>22
>stillavirgin.jpeg
>tinder sucks
>find fetlife thanks to a friend
>put an ad in local classifieds
>couple contacts me, interested in a third party
>thinks about being a wizard
>justdoit.png
>goes over to their house
>woman, 30, on bed
>HUGE tits and ass
>man walks in looking like Thanos
>decides shes worth being a faggot for
>Thanos tells her to give me a blowjob
>kreygasm
>in the mood. Can't see much since lights are dimmed
>sucks cock with her while getting a handjob and fingering her pussy
>clitorislocated
>eats her like a goddamn Thanksgiving dinner
>Thanos grinds his cock on my ass
>She cums in my face
>Thanos lets me make out with her
>big af lips
>gets to suck those glorious tits
>thanksgivingfeast2.0
>gets on top of her and pounds her pussy
>whining turns me on more. Balls deep
>cums in condom
>rolls eyes
>#worth
>Cuddles with her like a bear afterwards
>leaves the next morning
>realizes I was a faggot, but boobs
>posts on Yea Forums at 1 AM

Kinky. Not a bad way to lose it i guess.

How'd he kiss?

He was ok. Pretty lifeless
The woman, though. Damn were her lips fine.
Plump af and she used a lot of tongue too

It's a better story than most, at least.
Better than just "some girl gave me ok sex"
But it's still gonna bite me in the ass if non-degenerates asks me about my first time

Tell them some lame story. No need to tell the truth.

I'll probably tell them I banged some ugly bitch on tinder

Everybody's losing it that way these days