I go to strip clubs ask me anything

I go to strip clubs ask me anything

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can strippers suck my dick? or will all they give me is some cock teasing lap dance

Some will if you pay for enough lap dances in my experience not OP though

How does it feel to be an absolute idiot who wastes his money to have nasty crack addicted trashy, std infested hookers grind their smelly pussies on your lap just to blue ball you?1

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Do they fuck in the champagne room? How much for a fuck total?

Is this your case?

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I got my dick sucked at the ritz cabaret in Houston and I think you can fuck in treasures too but it depends on the season and time of day and on the stripper.

Your best bet is to get her phone number and fuck her at a hotel. I've done it.

It's better to be a latino talking to other Latinos if it's English shit it's a no go. You people are insane

A place can be too rich they're used to only scamming rich ducks or too trashy to be any good

Depending on where you go to and your game.
Try vegas or Florida.

im not talking about going to a strip club and leavng with a hooker,im a talking about a bitch sucking and fucking my dick at the club nigga

Again, niggers ruin everything including Italian and Russian organized crime.
The bouncer or police will have your bitchass

Price total?

fuck you cuck,im not talking about niggers.im talking about a whore in a strip club sucking my dick

The ones ive been to you have to pay the club a % for her to leave, she then heads out with you in a cab to a hotel.

They will tell you it's whatever you have in your wallet but I doubt a stripper will go for less than 150 to 200 per girl.

I took 2 girls upstairs so they shared my 400. Works like that. 80 dollar specials is kind of low, anything more than 300 is a rip off.

so basically you participate in the irl version of donating money to twitch girls. fucking pathetic.

With the cameras at the place you joke? You must enjoy getting scammed and jerked off but I doubt your father is man enough to get that far in life.

>I go to strip clubs ask me anything

Why is the corona of the sun hotter than on the suface?

your father sucked my dick nigga,happy father's day faggot

Yeah sure there are drugs and guns upstairs too if you wanna party hard. The girls will steal your wallet if they don't charge your tab credit card and take off with all the cash and call the police or bouncers on you for being a man. Other than that there is no sex on the VIP room. Only shitty handjobs at best and overpriced lapdance per song and winebottles

I grab 10s tits and ass in their early 20s something straighter and hotter than your first love.

You're the type of guy that closes places down. That's why women turn your greasy Mexican ass down

>hurr durr mexican

trump supporter spotted,i guess your sister couldnt get fucked today

White Spaniards did not like your grandfather then, Americans don't like you now.

If I ever met you I would have the owner call the bouncer beat your bitchass yo the curb out of the club. Real violence.

>I go to strip clubs ask me anything
How did the egyptians manage to base their pyramid construction calculations on PI even though they had no knowledge of such mathematics back then?

Rolling a cylinder.

A quack of a niggerlover American archeologist made shit up when einstein was popular.

Slavery built the pyramids, that and superstition. They looked at the stars and weren't stupid like today so they guesstimates how the supernatual tomb ship would send the nigger after death.

Again einstein was popular and they were trying to scam a quick buck

>americans

you mean trump supporters,they arent real americans.real americans support immigration

Aliens built the pyramids... Anyone who says otherwise is retarded and needs to think about how the same people who worshipped fucking cats were able to build giant pyramids with basically zero technology

You're gonna get us all deported

People don't like you indio.

The analogy for bouncing people out of the club is perfect.

good,trump supporters are a threat to american freedom and deserve to be sent to north korea.if you want to be anti american piles of shit thats where you belong nigger

You're a nigger to the Latinos that are ok. Shut your bitchass up

Rules 1&2 this is what happened to b folks