ITT we are members of a new cult.
- Dubs declares a new rule or directive for the cult to follow.
- Trips is sacrificed on the altar for suggesting retarded sacrilegious ideas.
- Quads is our divine leader and declares the overarching priorities for all cult members.
- Quint is brings offers made by US government standoff negotiator as they attempt to overthrow us.
- Rules cannot negate previously established directives, unless they are quads/quints. Rerolling is allowed
Rolling for death to anyone who refers to salad dressing as "salad cream".
our website is as stereotypically late-90s as possible
just include that in your original post so it looks less like you're samefagging your shitty thread.
as for my contribution, uh, idk we needa make a machine that can turn all toast back into regular bread.
welp im dead. final bump i guess since its only me and op's original first 3 posts to try and get this off the ground.
wait quad 9s is coming up. i wanna be leader
ill take it.
how the fuck am i getting only trips dubs and quads?
OP here, guilty as charged, tis a hard choice to samefag bump risk letting an infant thread die.
Speaking of which, nice trips, may your death please the heavens!
alright that was getting weird now i can leave
my lord give us your orders before abandoning us
all male members shall be nutted
all male members should keep their nuts, but be sissified through bambi hypnosis videos
dat fucking dick hat tho
if dubs we all wear brass chode studded hats
ANIME IS BANNED, ALL IS BURNED
crack is smoked ceremonially on a daily basis
cult now follows the basic tenets of judaism
Lick my leg
Boxxy is Queen. All males shall provide her oral worship on command.
Underlore
Rollarinos
Those don't work anyway
penis inspection day every wednesday for all males over 60
Roll
we all must wear heely shoes under our cult robes
rolling first for lottery
kek
All must suck cock!
Anyone who mentions Boxxy will be beheaded, with the exception of this post and references to the rules with regard to beheading Boxxy mentioners.
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non-apple technological products are forbidden
Non-Compaq technological products are forbidden
technology is forbidden!
Microsoft™ Surface® products are mandatory!
>trips sacrificed on the altar for suggesting retarded sacrilegious ideas
>turn all toast back into regular bread
I am laughing like a retard right now and I don't know why.