>Be me. >25 at the time. >Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him. >Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me. >Have a younger sister, 13 at the time. >My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist. >Announces that she's "seeing him". >Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >Few days later, brings the dude home. >Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead. >Visible shrimp dick. >My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom". >Discuss for a few minutes. >They go out. >Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny". >Sis comes home. >Announces it was "fun". >Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl. >She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back. >About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother. >"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious". >Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg. >Tell my father this. >Laughs uncontrollably. >MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Imagine having as easy of a life as you and still being a miserable asshole. Ya'll are pathetic. And no matter how good you think you look, no matter what you accomplish, you'll still be the same hateful insecure fat ass on the inside that youve always been. You greedy, greedy fuck.