Dear Yellowfags

Dear Yellowfags,

Give me literally one good fucking reason why I should stop watching porn.

>inb4 joos r havin conspiracy

(also, your vocal minority is going to fucking lose within a month).

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It's not about winning or losing. It's about sending a message

i don't care you watch porn buddy enough sites and even boards here to satiate your unending thirst

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A message that no ones gives 2 shits about

I don't give a fuck if you watch porn. Just stop flooding my board with threads of garbage-tier porn.

t. yellowfag

>also, your vocal minority is going to fucking lose within a month

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No, it's about losing. Pissing in a sea of urine you are.

watch porn if you want
just stop spamming Yea Forums with porn so that it ends up 99% porn
is that hard, porncel?

Reported for participating in a raid.

Enjoy your ban
Lulz

>actually thinks people are getting banned
hahahahaha porncel cope hahahahaha

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It's against the rules to announce that you reported something.
If bans were effective against yellowfags, don't you think the raid would be long over?

>sending message
The message being “telling people not to post porn results in more porn being posted”
And
“Creating spam threads is a solution to spam threads”


You see a lot of fucking retarded shit on /b
This is amongst the most retarded

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Reported for raid participation.

Enjoy your ban

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lol okay pajeet you do know announcing Reports is against the ruled right?

DO IT FAGGOT, PUSH THAT FUCKING REPORT BUTTON YOU FUCKING NEWFAG

And what colour is urine, friendo?

I'll give you a hint: pic related

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Have been reporting threads for more than 24 hrs.
Yellow fags are getting banned.
I have not been banned.

The mods are clearly on my side here

Reported for participating in a raid.

Enjoy your ban
Lulz

>YFW you get banned for filing frivolous reports.

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See

It's not a raid, it's a grassroots response. Everyone's just tired of wall-to-wall porn. Even if it were a raid, the mods are clearly on the side of the yellowfags or at the very least don't give a shit.

yup only bothering loli's get's on jannies nerves but i'm against the fb/ig/other 3d cuck shit so meh

>frivolous
They are actively participating in a raid of /b
It is explicitly against the rules.

In what way is it frivolous?

>yellow fags are getting banned
source: porncel
hahahaha dumb faggot there has been more OC from a week of yellowposting than an entire year of porn spam
hahaha

hahahaha actually thinking anyones getting banned hahahahaha

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Reported for raid participation.

Enjoy your ban
Lulz

It's pointless to report tho, you can't ban them, they are "behind 7 proxies".

Reported for raid participation.

Enjoy your ban
Lulz

mods don't give a shit unless it's CP or doxx

this is the best Yea Forums has been for longer than i care to remember

I'm not saying you should stop watch it, I'm saying that Yea Forums needs more random and less porn

nice dubs, but I haven't noticed any bans. Even the mods don't like you. And they don't give a shit what happens on this board.

>The stories and information posted here are shit tier works of pornography and more pornography.
>Only a fool would use anything posted here for masturbation.

the porn boards move way too slow, you'll get 2 or 3 new images a day
sure, in a perfect world the people that post porn here will move to their respective porn boards and populate them but it's not going to happen, especially not as a result of this retarded raid

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mods are also sick of your endless cuck threads buckoo

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>obviously in the “bargaining” stage of grief
Now you move on to acceptance

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That makes no sense, if; "Everyone's just tired of wall-to-wall porn", why is there wall-to-wall porn to begin with? It's because it's what people want lol.

>Reported for raid participation.

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>haven’t noticed bans
Of course you wouldn’t
They’ve been banned

Reported

I've said it for nearly a decade now, but let me just post this here:

>Spiderman, Gore, Freak out pics, they've all come and gone, and none of them has ever been successful at doing anything but bumping threads.

>You CANNOT, EVER, OVERCOME THE POWER OF BONERS.

That is all.

>my board
15yo confirmed

>actually thinking they will ban me
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

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Reported for abusing the reporting system.

Enjoy your ban
Lulz

>been reporting for 24 hours
>still as much yellowposting as ever
>actually there is more

hows it working out for you? got any proof anyones actually getting banned? kek

we're not saying you shouldn't, just don't post it here like a nigger

All reports have been correctly classified

Enjoy your ban

hahahahaha dumb fuck actually thinking yellow oc is spam hahahahaha

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I can also confirm that loli threads have sometimes been cleansed of yellowtards.

I’ve been banned for creating a yellow thread

it's not going to do jackshit lol

Search MINDGEEK. They've been having foreign-freelancers post for 5 bucks

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lol quoting Joker
do V For Vendetta next

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just seems funny how I see more reported comments than user was banned in big red letters.

¿ǝʇıɹıɯɐ ʎnb sıɥʇ ɟo pɐoן ɐ ʇǝb

No one is getting banned dumb ass
If all yellow threads were porn instead you would be fine
because you're a porn addict that actually thinks its valuable content
hahahahaha

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>Imagine caring so much about shit-tier porn that you took time out of your day to report people who wanted less of it on Yea Forums

Reported
Enjoy your ban
Lulz

yeah sure bro

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ban evasion, you say?

i had it happen for one to but to be fair i was mass spamming it that day so deserved
>only got 24 hours

Reported for active raid participation

Enjoy your ban
Lolz

>oc
>original content
>color swap of a year-old clown meme from a decade old frog meme
>original

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>it’s been 5 minutes and I’m not banned
>no one is getting banned

Reported

>its about sending a message
>to fall on deaf ears
a worthy cause my good man

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WHAT!? Porn companies post porn?
OMFG THAT CANNOT BE!

If you actually read the rules they are slightly more nuanced than this

4. You will not post or request personal information ("dox") or calls to invasion ("raids"). Inciting or participating in cross-board (intra-Yea Forums) raids is also not permitted.

Yellow is a Yea Forums raid starting on Yea Forums and is only affecting Yea Forums. I would also argue that it is even a raid. Yea Forums is random, yellow is really just a current trend. If yellowposting is a 'raid' then so is pornposting which has been prevalent on the board since its inception.

However, there is a rule which you are flagrantly breaking:

6. Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

I think you need to step back and have a word with yourself

still better than your stockporn

So have mine.

Enjoy *your* ban

>actually thinking copy pasta responses non stop arent spam
hahahahaha dumb faggot

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I can’t wait to trick /pol/ users over to my house and painfully torture them to death in my basement. Be wary who’s house you go to, frens :^)

Yeah, when the message is "jewish conspiracy, stop masturbating and become a nazi" i don't think many people will give a fuck.

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You should, but you have normie porn all over the internet, why do that on Yea Forums?

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>Literally defending Jews paying shitskins pennies an hour to shit Yea Forums up.

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does your mom still allow playdates?

Automated spam by porn companies paying people to spam causing a psy-op-esque effect for years on Yea Forums more like.

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>hey mom can i have some friends from the internet over tonight?

oh no btfo by stockporn

You have forced no-porn on /bant/, why do that on Yea Forums?

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see:
the retardation of the yellowfag never fails to cease

hahaha dumb faggot I've been getting threatened by you for like an hour at least over numerous threads, you arent gettin shit banned because its Yea Forums and you're complaining about random yellow images hahahahahaha

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Yeah, it seems that's all it takes. I've been sinking yellow threads by myself for about two hours this morning with only 6-8 pics per thread before you abandon it.

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You have 13 porn boards, why turn Yea Forums into another one?

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Based and yellowpilled.

Ha, cuckservatives aren’t the only ones with legal firearms. Taking people like you out would be rewarded, getting rid of unnecessary subhumans like you

Then why not just report the spambots? Because they evade bans like you do?
Also if they are really spambots, how is posting yellow images suposed to annoy them?

Have some more tits.

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>has been posting porn for two hours
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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yeah exactly you have nothing you dumb faggot hahaha enjoy yellow Yea Forums

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so random Yea Forumsro..

I could do this all day.

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The message is just "go post your shitty porn where it belongs". There's no inherently racist or nazi character to the movement, though many yellowboys also probably post on /pol/.

>There's no inherently racist or nazi character to the movement
Except for the yellow nazi flags, the blabbering about the jewish conspiracy, the yellow hitler pics, or any of that shit, sure.

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>I do this all day because I am a porn addict
ftfy porncel

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I think we need internet antifa here.

Yea Forums should stay random

>b-but porn is r-random
stfu fag

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by your logic, because that is posted on Yea Forums it means Yea Forums is racist and nazi.
and by extension because Yea Forums is on Yea Forums that it means Yea Forums is racist and nazi.
or because its posted on the same board or thread as porn, that porn is also racist and nazi
hahaha dumb fuck

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Antifa are anti-fascist like a positron is an anti-electron.
They're the exact same thing, just with the opposite spin.

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well ofcourse /pol/ will agenda push that doesn't change our message
you need help for your porn addiction

>tfw you love porn as much as the next guy but jumping on the yellow train to piss off actual incels is too satisfying to ignore

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That's about as far as you can get from logic without involving magic sky fairies. If you want to differentiate yourself from the nazi yellowposters, fine, but don't act like they're not half of your "movement".

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I have no "porn addiction" thank you.
I only fap 2 or 3 times on weekdays and 5-6 on weekend days.

I haven't kept up with this whole thing, but I don't think it's about watching porn in general. I just do want to see 9/10 posts on Yea Forums being porn. There are so many god damned sites dedicated to porn that this one doesn't need to be filled with it. Think of something other than porn, man. Live your actual god damned life

hahahaha being this addicted to porn hahahahaha

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Dude. You miss the point. Please post all the porn you would like.... ON PORN BOARDS

you are wasting your life swimming in an ocean of piss.

everyone will live in this ocean eventually.
your children. everyone who will ever live.

If you honestly think porn posting is not moving to other boards, being deincentivised or prevented from operating, and that's it all meaningless YOU ARE FUCKING DELUSIONAL WE ARE GOING TO PUT THE HURT ON REAL GOOD

You never been hurt by someone who loves you this much before

You can watch porn, faggot. It's just decidedly not very "random" when half the posts on b are porno.
Stupid nigger.

brutal response bud