Alright Yea Forums this is fucking it

Alright Yea Forums this is fucking it.

No typical bullshit advice or whatever. No "just hit the gym bro" bullshit either.

Explain to me, a literal autist, how do I finally lose my virginity to a girl without hookers?

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>don't be retarded
>go on dating apps like tinder
>don't be picky about women
>be a decent guy
that's how you'll actually have sex. if you aren't picky and don't act like an autistic asshole.

I'm already on tinder and I'll literally fuck any girl that moves at this point. I don't get any right swipes at all. Also yea I'm kinda retarded considering I didn't have friends and never learned to socialize.

>be a decent guy
explain what this means, autists need specifics

drop the attitude that women somehow owe you sex, make yourself available by going to places/events that will enable women to meet you, and lower your standards.

Yea I really don't know what "decent" is. Am I already decent? I have no clue.

I don't have an attitude that women owe me sex you fucking moron.

I go to concerts, go out to bars, and my standards are fucking rock bottom. I literally said not to give me typical bullshit, you fucking reprobate.

actually take interest in the woman. when you're on a date, don't expect sex right off. take interest in her and her life and be open to whatever she has to say.

I really try dude. I really do. I listen to what they say, try and have conversations that bounce off what they say and stuff. I've just never had a date that's ever worked out before. They usually friendzone me or scam me out of food/drinks.

>asks for advice
>responds with insults
so there you go. you are a dickhead and until you can overcome that, enjoy your path to wizardry.