Old school Yea Forums confession thread...

Just alcohol or would you use some sort of drug too? I’ve done this a couple of times with random fwb and once with a GF I was about to break up with.

Tell stories, please. I could always use new ideas

Bump

To really drive the yellow point, watch how every confession made is sexual in nature

then fuck off, youre the minority cunt

Why are you so addicted to pornography user?

I really wanna succeed at life, but I'm a depressed pos and procrastinate when I could be using my creative talents to make that mother fucking money

There's this girl, just a little insane, and ghetto, but she's gorgeous, and she seems interesting, and I can't get her out of my head. I think I have a crush anons

Sometimes when I'm driving and there is no traffic I don't signal before changing lanes.

So, I babysit a 14 year old paki on weekends from Friday to Sunday.

I was just coming out of a bad breakup on the Saturday and got a little tipsy. We were on the settee just messing around when he started tickling me on my tummy (I'm very ticklish). After a short while I took my top off for him to tickle me more.

Before long, he was 'tickling' my boobs... I dropped my bra and I ended up blowing him.

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My life dream has always been to be a government hired vigilante, a la Daredevil or something. Money, resources, and I get to do what I love--Kick ass. Sadly there's no such thing I think, so I had to settle as a cop. There's very little Kung fu involved sadly

Man
I am conflicted
I am a faggot man
I was born a man but I can't call myself one
I really want to fuck a tranny escort
Anyone know if the phone company can trace me?
I'm using mobile (boost right now)

Hell yeah femanon. How was it? Any interest in taking it further?

Tits or GTFO
You know the rules

He holds it over my head so I don't particularly have a choice.

I just made it up you porn addict

Damn, he's blackmailing you already?

Pretty much. He reckons he's found something good.

My best friend is being a shitty wingman right now and it sucks. She's supposed to get me a chance to see my "crush" again soon, but it keeps getting put off and it's a shame, because I'm really interested. I only met her once, but for a few minutes, we never really got to chat or get to know each other, and that's what I'm tryna do here.

Bump?

I'm fairly certain an ex of mine got raped. She passed out on campus after a party, woke up in a shower face down with a sore pussy and ass. She didn't think anything of it but I think it's not too hard to figure. It's fucked up, but shit gets me diamonds

Be yourself. You’ve only got one life so learn to be happy in your skin and don’t pay attention to others opinions. Chive on user

Yeah I know it's ballsy but I'm careful. Only share with anons who ask for that and share something explicit or I don't ever mention her age. And even those at 14 have passed off as 18

Tell her and fuck her?

A chive fag here? Holy shit, glad to see they're still going strong. Thanks for spreading positive vibes bro

That's actually a pretty great plan user, thank you

This is absolutely badass

A girl who messages me on kik once every couple of weeks or so to be humiliated and told what to do, has been sending me pics and videos. I kept them all and have a huge library of her sexually demeaning herself.
Over a month ago, she started showing face in her pics and videos. Last week, she accidentily leaked her full name and I found her online.

I've been sorely tempted to blackmail her into being a 24/7 slut for me.

Hey user, I have a crush too!

I used to have the biggest fucking crush on an old friend's older sister. She was always this hot as hell angel to me. Fast forward to yesterday, run into her like four times in a store, she didn't recognize me I think, but she kept giving me this hot blushing smile whenever she saw me. I think if I run into her again I might need her number

Hell yeah user, that's awesome! Feel free to rant about your crush if you want. I hope it works out for you!

Share the pics?

She is fine as fuck. Won't share too much, or I won't have any leverage if I decide to do it.

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She really is fine as fuck, damn

What do you think I should do? Keep on waiting a few weeks each time or make her mine all the time?

Well, she already has a boyfriend, so things are pretty bad... I'm trying not to think about her and not to talk to her as I used to do to forget her faster, but it's hard. I used to see her every day at university. Fortunately lessons are over, so I don't have her constantly in front of my eyes now.

I hope that you will get a chance with your crush user!

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Bumperino

Anybody talking about sharing their girl itt should do it ;)

I wanna get fucked by the local coyotes.

Margaritas and other alcoholic drinks you have a reason to mix/stir. Don’t get too ballsy with dosage or certain mixing with drugs. Some people panic and use too much of a drug because they don’t want the girl to wake up, but most don’t realize even if she does she won’t know what’s happening so much. Plus flavoring, and if it’s a girl you think would test her drink for drugs just tell her when handing her the cup that you still had preworkout powder or something that would show up as a weird substance to be inside of a drink. Let me finish up driving and I’ll post a story or two

I can't stand religious people and I never vouch for the promotion of programmers at my office if I find out that they're religious.
Luckily, most programmers don't believe in stupid shit, so I don't have to be an asshole very often.

>be me in bible camp. 15 years old, acting as a volunteer
>It's at the campsite where the group has open camping for 4 days. So it's mostly volunteers with a few kids sprinkled around.
>Londr-type pervert. Didn't want to swim in the shitty lake, so I stayed at the sites and hung out.
>Friend who developed tits young was sent back because she wore a two piece to the pool.
>Asks if she can use my tent to get changed, because she didn't have a tent out for that day.
>Notice later that she left her bathing suit in my tent.
>Immediately start sniffing her panties.
>End up wrapping them around my dick and explode with the force of a thousand suns.
>Rub my semen into the bra so it's not as noticeable.
>She wears it into the pool that night anyway.
>Am stuck paying e-whores 30 dollars per pop like their panties are cocaine for all eternity.

I confess to hating yellowfags.

Alright continuing with a story then.
>Few years ago I was introduced to my friend’s friend at a rave
>We get close and talk a lot, but she’s got a boyfriend
>Year later we go to an event together and share a hotel room but get two beds
>First night when we get back she mentions she has to take sleeping meds
>she passed out and I get up and move around, make noise and even drop my towel after a shower
>Rub my softie and sack over one of her hands reaching out from under the blanket
>Have her fondle me for a few minutes until she shifts over
>Fastforward to next and final night
>We drink when we get back, she takes meds after a couple of shots
>”Oh shit user did I take my meds? I forgot”
>She takes an extra sleep pill and drinks a little more
>Wait until she’s out cold slightly snoring
>She’s in a big t shirt and panties, I lift the shirt first but can’t expose her tits
>Play with her nips under the shirt while tugging at her panties with other hand
>Pull panties off and toss them next to her other clothes
>Trimmed clam shell pussy, asshole looks virgin
>Finger pussy first, slow and steady to start
>Thumb around her asshole while I slip another finger in her pussy, she arch’s her ass upward with small little thrust
>She’s backing up into it more and more, eventually she turns around
>She looks 75% asleep but starts talking dirty to me and leans in to make out
>Hook up with her while fingering her pussy, lube up my index finger one more time in her pussy and try to stick it in her ass
>She calls me her boyfriends name and says “you know I’m not ready... but maybe tonight you can try a little bit if we go slow”
>Kiss her again and go down on her. Eat her pussy and lick her ass a bit
>Get up and pull her closer, stick my dick in and she lets out a loud ass moan
>Fuck her for a bit until I try sticking it in her ass
>Only get head in a few times but cum inside of her asshole by mistake
>Next day is awkwardly silent

lmfao. you straight up raped her

also pics or it didnt happen

My older female cousin used to experiment with me when I was a kid bc she used to be chubby and nerdy looking. Eventually she cut me off because she gets her first boyfriend. Years later when I’m in my mid teens she had just 21 and there was a party at her house.
She gets blacked out drunk and eventually wanders to the bathroom connected to her room to go pee. I had already gone inside to piss but someone was in the public restroom. She smacks my ass on the walk by and says “you can use mine after me” so I follow her to her bathroom. She goes in and leaves the door a few inches open, and keeps talking to me. I start watching her with little glimpses inside the door. She cleans herself up and stumbled over when getting up. I walk in to help her and she laughs “like old times, huh?”. And instinct overcomes me, I close the door behind me and start reaching for her. She thinks I’m helping her up and grabs my arm but I kneel down and lift her leg up. Started rubbing her pussy and watching her squirm a bit until she tries to stop me. “We can’t do this” but I kept going. She starts lightly pushing me away but I’m lifting her shirt up and groping over her bra. I start pulling her bra but I’m inexperienced at the time and I tear it instead. I put her shirt over her head and I stick one hand over her mouth. Pulled my dick out and started to fuck her. Only last two minutes before I almost came inside of her and cream pied in her pussy lips instead. My dick is still throbbing but the urge to piss is back. She’s laying there panting and I’m thinking of pissing over her before I leave the room quickly. Slowly push my cum into her pussy one last time and accidentally start to piss inside of her. Trying to stop it but can’t so I just embrace it. Her pussy is gushing my piss out and soaking the bathroom rugs. I pull my pants back up and leave the bathroom as quick as I can. Find out next day her parents found her and thought she did it

It happens man, but it’s more mild than most of the fucked up degeneracy I pull. I forgot I was supposed to mention one of the ‘shared with others’ experiences I have. Lol they’re much worse

Forgot to do the “shared with others” experiences and just did the drug part. Here’s one about my ex tho

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When I was 14 I had sex with a 11 year old. It was all consensual but thinking about it all these years later just makes me cringe.

How did it happen, user? Was it her first time?

More stories dont care if there copy pasta you tell your story good.

This I’m here to fight for yellow

Right!?

We hate you actual fags sooo...

Well I assume it was her first time as she was young like me but I was friends with her old sister who was my age. Anyway whenever I hung out with the older sister the younger one liked to tag along. I considered the younger girl a friend as well and she was kinda trashy even at such a young age. Like she'd openly piss in the street, anyway myself and the younger girl was just chilling in my room then she asked me to close my eyes. Next thing I knew she had striped down to wearing nothing. Me being a honey young lad I just instinctively took my clothes off and put my dick inside her. I struggled at first and did t last long but yeah I fucked a 11 year old and feel pretty ashamed by it.

She might have been young but 11yo's don't do that unless they've done stuff before. How did it feel at the time?

I guess your right and I've never thought about it like that. It felt great at the time and I wanted to do it more but I soon got it in my head that I fucked up and didn't want to be labelled as a pedo even though I was 14. I remember her dad found out somehow and when he saw me he grabbed me by the throat and tried strangling me in our back alley but lucky for me a social worker was walking by and quickly put a stop to it. He never reported me though and I still carried on being friends with his kids until I moved away two years later.

He never reported you because if he did he'd be found out as well.

What positions did you fuck her in and did she say anything as you did? Where did you cum?

My sister is a huge slut and it turns me on

Yeah like I said I never gave it much thought but it makes sense now

I fucked her while I was kneeling down and I lifted her hips up slightly so I could get in good. I came on her pussy cause back then I thought you had to take the penis all the way out when having sex.

What do you remember most about the whole thing?

Last night I slept over at my friends house and jerked off next to her while she was asleep

Pics of her?

It's funny cause the part I remember most it the colour of her underwear laid on my pillow

How does she act slutty

pathetic

shes known for giving blowjobs in her high schools bathrooms daily, she nearly got expelled for it,even back when she was only 13 she used to fuck college football players, even just recently me and her took a trip to New york and she brought back this black guy to the hotel room and fucked him for hours (I was there and saw the whole thing but they didn't see me) shes only 17 right now.

I'm a straight guy, but I love traps. Am I actually gay Yea Forums ?

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This all sounds very American especially since we are from a small town in England so yeah nice try and if she was 17 now that would make me 20 which I'm not, I'm 22 so you have a shit imagination.

nigga what?

bump

Small towns...
Arundel... ? Just guessing starting now.

>Few months into my time at the spa
>Work after school some days
>6/10 Classmate walks in with another chick; awkward eye contact stare for a minute before breaking the ice with the friend
>”You two know each other or something?”
>”He’s in my computers class at school”
>Her friend laughs and we small talk while they fill out intake forms
>Only one room available at first, friend goes
>Room frees up but masseuse goes on break
>Clean room and lead classmate into it
>She isn’t sure what to do and starts to strip as soon as I close the door behind me
>Have her lay on her back first, massage her stomach and hips
>Towel keeps falling off her tits, she’s blushing hard
>Eventually have her flip to lay on her back, I think she feels relief at first
>Decide to push my limits
>”Hey C, I’m gonna have to pull your panties down a bit to avoid messing them up or stretching them out, it’s okay I’ll leave them on so it’s not weird or anything”
>While she tries to mumble out a response, I just pull them down as fast as I can
>Pick her hips up a bit and pull them down to her knees
>Start working on her lower back and ass cheeks
>Spreading cheeks apart, I can hear her pussy wet and making noise each time I open her cheeks up
>Slowly work down her ass toward her legs and pull another fast one on her
>”I would normally pull them up now but since they’re already almost off I’m just gonna keep pushing them down as I massage your legs”
>She doesn’t even make a sound
>As her panties got to her feet I looked up and saw her pussy let out a small drip
>Work on her legs moving upward, her foot is pressed up against my semi now
>A minute passes and she’s trying to figure it out or knows and is trying to tease me because she’s wiggling her toes on me
>Slide back up toward her inner thighs and spread her legs open, barely resistance
>Stroke her pussy “by accident” once and she loses it and moans into a pillow
>I start rubbing her pussy full on

>She eventually reaches one hand and rubs my cock over my pants
>I unzip myself and she takes it out but doesn’t seem to know what to do with it
>She strokes me in a weird way while I finger her until I move closer to her head and pull it closer to me
>Rub my head on her lips until she opens finally, slight teeth but feels amazing
>Start to play with and pinch her nipples which are overly sensitive
>She starts rubbing her own pussy while blowing me
>Pull her body around and put her in missionary
>Have to go slow, it’s her actual first time (band nerd in school)
>Slow for about a minute, then I rabbit speed her to finish off even tho she’s in some pain
>Pull out bloody dick and as I’m cumming on her stomach and tits, my uncle opens the door just enough to see something is wrong
>After they leave he pulls me aside and warns me not to do any shit like that again.
>I fuck band nerd classmate two more times while we were at school later in the year
>I have three more sexual encounters at the spa despite my uncle

> be me a couple years ago

> be huge /pol/ fag

> go to bar to get some drinks

>7/10 black chick sits right next to me

> think oh no not a welfare monkey

> she starts a conversation with me

> i join in

> be generally surprised she's a normal person.jpg

> find our we like all the same shit.jpg

> hang out after bar

> ask her out month later

> she says yes fuck yee

> meet her parents nice people

> stop being a /pol/ faggot

> i realize i have a gf that actually likes me

>mfw

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Hey everybody, first time posting here, because I'm really in despair rn. I'm considering breaking up with my qt 3.14 Asian gf.

Yesterday my gf of 4 years told me - we were drinking a bit and then somehow came to the topic of exes - that a week or so before we became a couple (we were dating before that for 3 weeks) she still was meeting her ex and having sex with him.

I'm a guy, and I know, if she told me this at that time, I would have stopped seeing her and we wouldn't be a couple now, because that's a no go for me. If you're dating someone seriously with the intention of finding a permanent monogamous partner, you shouldn't see others on the side or even have sex with them and the worst is with her ex.

And now I'm feeling like my relationship is build upon a lie. Because telling something that isn't true and not telling something that is true is a lie in my eyes. Both ways.

When I told her "think it the other way round, you wouldn't have wanted to see me again, if I did the same thing, right?" She just agreed. God fucking shitx I feel fucking miserable.

She wasn't even actually sure if it was a week before or after we said we're a couple. Because we really did fight a lot too at that time, also about her ex and that she should cut contact with him etc (she didn't want to at that time in the first place).

I cheated on my gf with a hooker, had unprotected sex, got a blowjob and licked her pussy and ass.