Its Sick-kun. For whatever reason I listened to you fags and texted D. Lets start with ch.1...

Its Sick-kun. For whatever reason I listened to you fags and texted D. Lets start with ch.1, and jusst ask if you wanna know how that went

>So back in highschool when i was 16 year old underage ban, I joined my theatre program in my school since i heard there were dozens of girls thirsty for the D(which was true, due to the influx of gays which left an overstock of pussy). I join and become friends with a lesbian, lets call her M(she’s not the focus, her girlfriend is).
>I hit it off with M, a les who’s short with the fattest booty this side of the Mississipi and eyes the same color of Walter White’s meth.
>Very talented singer and actress, but a bit too much of a feminazi for me.
>Meet her gf through theatre. Tall, curvy, blonde. Perfect smile, pefect body, also had a big ol booty. 10/10 dick daimond on first glance
>hit it off with GF, gonna refer to her as D from now on (no homo)
>D and I both 16, have a lot in common (like all these stories go). We start hanging out outside of school and she’s lowkey flirty with me
>hella dumb beta male, never notice until later
>M starts noticing, starts getting hella jealous
>At the same time all of this is happening, we’re getting ready for my first big show/the biggest show my school has put on
>D ends up dying her hair black to fit her character
>HNNNNNNNG.jpg

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>Out of pure fucking luck, D ends up being my main dance partner for one of the routines
>MOAR FUCKING HNNNNNG
>P.s at this point, im a relatively attractive guy, like 7/10 but i am bony as fuck and D thinks i can’t lift her for one of the routines
>lift her on first try, she’s impressed and compliments me
>DICK IS PURE UNREFINED COAL
>D and I grow even closer as we spend tons of time rehearsing our dance
>rehearsals are daily and as opening night gets closer, we start doing weekend rehearsals which means an extra 4 hours of us all up on each other
>also means me SEEING DAT GOSH DARN BOOTY IN SWEATPANTS
>blah blah blah skip to opening night
>D is super nervous, so the whole time we’re backstage im trying to calm her down
>“Trust me D, we’ve got this”
>“…but I don’t know user, what if I mess up?”
>“uh no, you wont. at all. You’re great at this. believe in the me that believes in you”
>RARA FIGHT DA POWAH
>our routine goes ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT
>We go backstage, hug, and I can still feel her shaking from the nerves. Honestly, she was so warm and it felt nice that i could comfort her a bit
>She starts calming down
>“…thanks, user :)”
>I smile back at her and leave my hand on her back while she’s still pretty close to me.
>M comes walking and sees us from the other side of the stage and sees us
>pure rage in her eyes

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Lol I didn’t expect you back

>M: “ummm user, why is your hand there?” in a tone so condescending I would’ve slapped her if I wasn’t so hard from how I killed that routine
>D:“ don’t worry about it. He was just being there for me, so don’t get pissed”
>M rolls her eyes like they we’re on fucking ecstacy
>I turn away and let my face twist into a smile so wicked, it should be a spongebob meme
>D defened me
>IknowWhatIMustDo.jpg
>blah blah blah show goes great. I end up sticking with theatre because i’m crushing on D, even though her and M are still together
>D and I start hanging out more, she starts telling me about their relationship problems and how M is jealous of me for no reason
>“no reason”
>time skip: couple months. M & D finally break up.
>Introduce character D’s dyke best friend, V
>V fucking hates me, a common trait that all of D’s girlfriends have, including her current gf (blatent foreshadow. I’ll explain the juicy bits later)
>at this point, D and I are texting each other on a daily basis. Flirty texts, still don’t realize D is interested
>V and D start getting really close. I start getting left out more and more
>I dont notice as much since I start dating this other theatre girl
>Also tall and blonde, well call her A. she’s german with perfect legs (in case you haven’t noticed, tall blondes are my type)
>D and V start dating. D and I start hanging out less and less
>feels, but I was focused on graduating and my gf
>Graduate at 17 with honors as a thespian funny enough, still together with A as I start at a pretty good university nearby
>D and I still talk often, just not daily. We both have our gf’s
>I end up breaking up with A after finding out she cheated on me with another guy in the department and lied to me about it.
>heartbroken
>D hears about it and texts me. I tell her. She’s pissed
>“user, i would never treat you like that… you’re don’t deserve that. I wanna beat A’s ass so bad right now”
>boner

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>D and I start talking everyday now….She starts telling me about how hard things are getting between her and fucking dyking V
>D and I start getting close again, hanging out all the time, texting daily, all that shit
>one day D asks me “hey user….um…would you ever want to shower with anyone else…like maybe me?”
>she knows I have the biggest fucking shower fetish( hot water running down a girl’s body turns me on) ever
>“YES”
>YES YES YES YES YES YES
>we start talking shit about all the things we would do to each other (we’ve had convos like this before, but I skipped them as not to bore)
>“I’d love for you to squeeze my butt while you cleaned me user”
>“so…how big is your ummm…."thing” user?“
>” honey dripping all over me? how’re you gonna clean that? please tell me more user"
>“lol that sounds so hot user ;) lets plan it out. well im going to bed, goodnight at this point my cock had torn through my boxers and was now pulsating like a fucking star
>balls bluer than Papa smurf teabagging Grover
>spend rest of the night planning out this fantasy we wrote. fuck, im too boner to sleep
>THE DAY FINALLY FUCKING COMES
>sunday afternoon, my parents leave me alone in the house since they have to go to some friend’s party
>Notice the opportunity, immediately text D
>“hey you wanna finally try that shower thing we were talking about?”
>She’s reluctant at first…but says yes and decides to come over
>DID I MENTION HER AND V ARE STILL TOGETHER HAHAHAHAHA. FUCK V, THAT DAFT CUNT
>she comes over. I am pure fucking spaghetti over the fact that the girl ive been crushing on for nearly 2 years is in my house ready to shower with me

oh yeah, ask away if youre curious regarding anything. Im gonna go smoke

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Bump

What'd you text D?

holy sweet jesus christ who is op's pic?...
i'm fucking melting...

no dubs, no answer

>she was also pure spaghett. Its adorable, but I realize quickly this is going nowhere
>I make us gin and juice to loosen up a little and we start playing strip poker.
>Snoop dogg smiles in the distance.
>STILL SO SPAGHETTI. I end up losing while she’s still in her bra and work pants.
>too pussy to show dick then. Take off shorts for a second while she isnt noticing and put them back on
>wtf was i thinking????
>we end the game and we’re both a little tipsy. I finally get the courage to ask
>“so D, wanna come shower with me?”
>the most sheepish “sure” falls from her lips
>my boner is about to destroy the only thing I was wearing at this point, these fucking grey shorts
>I grab her hand and lead her up the stairs
>We make it up to my parent’s bathroom( remodeled and nice as fuck. Built in jacuzzi tube, seperate shower, tile floor, the whole 9)
>We’re still obviously nervous around each other. I haven’t mentioned this before but I’m pretty sure this is the first time she’s ever gone this far with a guy
>Just the thought of being so close to tasting this forbidden fruit and all the erotic thoughts of what could happen have got me harder than a resident evil puzzle
>“ So…um D, are you ready?”
>“Yeah…but em, haha what’s that?” she says, pointing directly at my hard on

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