Drinking/drug stories thread

Thanks, user.
We need more threads like this.

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>be 15
>start drinking and drugging
>be 20 decide I need to stop
>Go to gym
>become chad
>Lots of money from no drinking or drugs
>Impregnate human women
>panic start drinking drugging
>Buy race car with saved money
>Turns out I love child and child give me purpose
>Lose control of life due to drinking and drugging
>Lose child
>Everything gone
>Decide to an hero
>destroy laptop HDD
>ShitIsSerious.png
>Tie rope around neck, twist
>Stuck with sudden wisdom of genius men before me
>If im gonna an hero better take them all with me
>Get pulled over at gun point
>Live in warehouse, depressed drinking and drugging
>decide want to clean up
>Go to rehab
user now has over one year sober and sees his child. user can not own firearms or get federal jobs. user over the course of one year got chlamydia syphilis and the herp.

Dont do drugs kids... there bad...

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My hardest trip ever
>pick Wal-Mart bag full of mushrooms with brother
>boil to thick, black liquid
>put in water bottle
>drink with brother
>somehow in someone's yard that I never met
>can't stand up much led sit up
>lay down
>clouds turn into white Batman symbols in the sky
>they start bouncing off of each other at high speed
>start swooping down at me
>thisistoomuch.webm
>sit up, look around
>trees are pinwheels with the tops spinning on top of the trunks
>can'tdothis.gif
>look down
>grass is dancing like desert land on Mario 3. Can hear the music.
>toomuch.omg
>go inside people's house that I don't know
>go in dark room. Find a piece of cotton or something
>turn off light and sit in dark
>epic fireworks display
>trust in cotton ball, name it my bunny
>rub bunny between my fingers
>bunny will keep me attatched to sanity
>peak wears off
>can talk to people
>my brother knows them
>thank based people
>go outside, dark and sprinkling rain
>drive spaceship home without incident

Fuck off yellowfag

Great story, user.
Thanks for the bump.

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My hardest roll ever
>get ecstasy with buddy and girlfriend
>called green omegas
>run across old classmate from high school, tells us to come over
>follow her to her house
>vision starts to shake
>get to her house
>black light in bedroom
>fuckingcomfy.jpg
>lay on floor for girlfriend to give me backrub smoking Marlboro light
>white cigarette butt glowing between fingers and thumb
>looks like a train coming out of a tunnel
>hand, forearm, and cigarette butt turn into a detailed scene of a train coming out of a tunnel at the bottom of a mountain
>girlfriend asks me if I'm going to get off the floor
>reply with "not yet. I'll never see this again"
>asks what I'm talking about
>nothing
>finally get up and talking with group
>buddy sets world speed record for rolling a blunt
>literally no longer than 10 seconds from splitting the cigar to lighting it
>laugh asses off about that
>his face starts turning into random people
>people I knew and people I hadn't even thought of for years
>he turned into Marilyn Manson
>I'm naming off all the people he's turning in to
>he turned into Al Borlan from Home Improvement
>I told him that and he smiled and gave me a peace sign
>I said "I don't think so Tim"
>laugh asses off
>peak ended and we chilled out
Good times

Thanks man. It was crazy. Just added my hardest roll. I have a lot of drug stories lol. I'm an old normie now though, But everyone gets to be young once

Gf left me two months ago. I've been pretty down about it. I can't drink. I get mildly buzzed, and then I just get depressed and don't feel like drinking anymore. Rn I'm sitting here with a bottle of wine I can't get myself to drink because I want to push through this and get more drunk, but I don't want to drink anymore.

On a completely unrelated note, an actual story.
>be sophomore in college, 19 yo
>have bad cold
>down two doses of Nyquil
>roommate invites me to party
>sure.jpg
>go to party, drink solo cup full of blueberry vodka
>pour second one, drink half of it
>it hits me, drunkest I've ever been by far
>go outside for some fresh air
>drunk as fuck, can barely walk
>see drunk dude yelling at/pushing around chick outside
>remember am drunk, do not step in, call RA, tell her about it
>RA calls campus PD
>I keep walking, decide to go for a walk
>see cops roll up
>I'm drunk and underage
>forgot why cops came, get paranoid they're looking for me
>go for much farther walk, drunkenly thinking I can hide somewhere
>hide in bush
>be holding cup of vodka still, forgot that
>cops leave
>I walk home, still holding vodka
>black out, pass out
>wake up to a giant pile of puke next to the bed, an awkward text convo with a girl I had a crush on about traps, the toilet paper in the washing machine, my ballcap missing, the worst headache of my life, and absolutely no recollection of the night before
>got hat back, was filled in by party hosts, roommates, and my text convos on what happened
>I still can't stomach straight vodka, especially flavored stuff

Putting the puzzle together. I know the feeling

>join army, go to Iraq
>come back to states with 50 grand in bank account
>I'mfuckingballing.png
>blowing money at bars in Savannah, Ga
>love whiskey
>remember buying a shit of whiskey and pouring lines of it on the bar and snorting them
>wake up, see McDonald's sign
>look over and see 3 old ladies looking at me
>Look left and see buddy passed out on steering wheel of his truck
>all doors are open
>truck still running
>other buddy passed out with legs hanging out back door
>shake driver buddy
>looks at me and lays back in steering wheel
>get out and light cig
>another buddy laying in bed with legs hanging off tailgate
>we'regoingtojail.jpeg
>wake up driver buddy
>go through drive thru and get breakfast
This was at like 9 in the morning. I don't know how we didn't go to jail

>be me
>be 22
>go to friends bday at hard rock hotel
>drink Bacardi straight out of bottle
>drink a couple of yuenglings
>drink a "hulk" mixed drink
>chug black label
>most fucked I've ever been in my life
>birthday boy is doing coke
>drunk me wants to try
>friends have to hold me back
>stumble to bathroom
>friends yelling at me to get on my knees
>projectile vomit all over the floor while standing up
>go to sleep
>wake up next day hungover as fuck
>friends want to go to universal
>go
>hour in, still hungover. Too fat for this shit
>lie about doctor's appointment
>get out of there
>go home
>sleep

Mississippi?

Florida

Rad dad

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>Peak ended and we gradualy become more and more uncomfortable until we finally get to sleep hours later and sleep for an entire day

fixed it for ya

Your friends are fags cokes good

true fags

>get into coke binge
>2 days in meet model through friend
>she has seemingly unlimited coke
>do lots of coke
>start making out, go home with her
>do coke all night
>empty visine bottle and fill with water to flush out coke to put more coke in
>morning comes and I'm doing lines off her tits, ass, and sprinkling it on her pussy and eating her out
>she's putting coke on my dick and sucking it off
>wants to fuck
>dick wont get hard
3 day coke binge ended with me doing lines off of a model and not fucking. I don't know how I didn't have a heart attack. Haven't touched it since either

Dubs don't lie

Smoke weed with friend in school Dumpster, freinds bro comes out at reccess says smelks like Marijuana out here, all keeds told to go back in

Bump. This is the Yea Forums I miss.

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I'm from Mississippi and just moved to Pensacola. Didn't know gambling was legal here

Me too m8.

>be 16
>start tripping acid regularly
>take about 350 micrograms with friend one night
>decide walking to waffle house is a good idea
>we get in and get water
>i ask him if he had money for the water
>"whats money"
>see everybody look at us and believe that they are all calling the cops
>i get up, walk outside, call my mom and she doesnt answer
>weewooweewoo
>every single light and sound is a siren

At this point im deeper that ive ever been. I genuinely believe that the entire police force is after me

>start getting clearheaded in storm drain tunnel
>friend finds me and asks why im running
>"oh shit dude its you, you did this"
>he genuinely believes me that ita his fault
>run the remaining way home
>bust in, 3 am, wake up my mom
>cops are coming!
>she asks what happened and trys to calm me down
>brother comes out and can see im just tripping
>friend comes in and i blame him
>they send us to my room
>laugh for two hours than sleep
>grounded two weeks

Could have been much worse. Honestly a great time. Evaluate your mental state before tripping but also your setting is just as important. All things considered, a great expierence

No doubt lmao.
Check’d

>be me
>sophomore year
>friend has shrooms
>cool.jpeg
>go to user's house
>take shrooms
>giggle.wav
>eat banana
>nice

This. Tripping is a powerfully personal thing. I think everyone should at least do it once in the properly controlled environment

>23 college/dump truck driver
>friend gets good mdma
>tell girlfriend
>girlfriend tells friend
>they come over
>roommates have to work early so they go to bed
>start to feel it
>Take blanket into back yard nice summer night
>im in flannel and underwear girls are topless
>gf’s friend says you can touch em so im groping her rocking tits
> start peaking tell the girls i want them to cum on my face
>start fucking while gf’s friend watches
> get so high mind goes add about life beuty and all the hot girls ,youth, the future
>two babes..dick goes soft,... can’t cum!!!
> never done it since, too good to be true

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Im the one who posted that and i agree. Im 20 now. Bad dmt trip left me mentally crippled for all of 19. Even then i believe it helped me. They are only dangerous to the unhinged, uneducated, and unsupervised

>be 20
>hanging with older cuzzo
>drop 200-300 mics of LSD
>hanging at his house, backwoods Louisiana
>watch Tim and Eric videos until our sides disintegrate
>talk about what it would be like to drop acid in the 70s during Vietnam
>basically start roleplaying soldiers going into battle tripping
>walk around the yard
>getting dark
>see a large cat
>it’s a panther
>go inside, lock the door, hide and wig out for the remaining 3 hours
>watch Inglorious Bastards
>Jesus Christ these scenes are too long and suspenseful/intense
>finally crash

Some of the best times of my life are tripping with my older cuzzo

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Happened to me too. I could never fuck on mdma or coke. The two things that will guarantee you a threesome and they've both failed me numerous times

I've never done DMT and I want to. I'm 36 now and haven't done any drugs other than alcohol since my 20s because of careers but I want to do DMT.

>watch Tim and Eric videos
Mah nigga

I smoked hash in Afghanistan a few times and that made me paranoid/what if we get attacked while I'm fucked up enough. There's no way I could handle combat tripping.

>be me
>14, almost 15
>hang out with older brother and his gf, smoking lots of fucking weed
>brother’s friend who’s really into psychedelics and stuff had given him dmt (which him and i tried together) and 3 tabs of acid
>perfect time to take acid, we would be alone all day
>smoke big ol joint first
>i only take half a tab while brother and his gf take full ones
>ohfucknogoingbacknow.wav
>not bad, i didn’t take very much but definitely started feeling something
>go out to a nearby nature park, just enjoying tha nature as you do
>eating candy and wandering around high as fuck
>go back to his apartment roughly an hour or so later
>starting to really feel something now
>my phone had been dead all day
>start watching trailer park boys on the couch
>car slowly creeps up in driveway
>wasn’t my brother’s roommate
>recognize mom’s truck in driveway
>oh...oh...please no
>BANG BANG BANG on the door
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>after a few seconds of silence, she makes her way inside and walks to the living room doorway
>ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SPEECHLESS
>my brother and i muster out a quiet “uh...h-hi mom...” and try to talk to her the best we can
>apparently she’d been texting and calling me all day about forgetting my antidepressants at home
>try to get up to hug her but remember i wreak of cigarette and weed smoke
>brother brings out his beardies to distract my mom
>she’s instantly disgusted by them
>sets my medicine on tv stand and just says “okay...well...bye then,”
>before she leaves, she looks at my brother and says “why does it smell like SKUNK in here?”
>as soon as she leaves i’m stuck in this horrific spiraling anxiety attack, thinking she definitely knew i was on something
>thinking that was the last time i’d see my brother or his gf
>we smoke another joint and head out into the woods behind my brother’s apartment
>i calm down, cuz nature n shits
>we good, i’m good, not fucking caring if my mom knows or not
>mom never finds out

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Double dubs checked
Your mom knew because she did it too. How else would she know that smell?

OP here
going to smoke a bowl
be back soon
let's keep this thread going

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Was . . . Haha your dads dead

in the case that she actually knew, she wouldn’t have thought much of it, as my brother told her that it was his gf’s weed she was smelling, and that he got drug tested regularly at work so he couldn’t smoke. we were really busy with moving at the time so i’ve got a feeling it just slipped her mind honestly. went home high the next day and she didn’t notice.

Nice trips.

Sick get

>666

>be me
>nice girl and I spend our day off together
>full day of rum, blow and hard sex
>I say we should go to bar
>she says no
>I say okay but ima go to bar
>freakout.mkv
>screams, hits me, cries, says she can't believe she's cheating on her fiance with such a piece of shit
>didn't know she even had a fiance
>storms out, I didn't notice she had left my front door open like some animal
>realize it's open 5 minutes later
>fuck where's my cat aw God dammit
>run outside to look for cat, it's already dark and raining
>one of my faggot neighbors calls the cops to report suspicious person looking under cars
>4 cops show up at my house, it's raining so they ask if they can come in
>I'm drunk and high, but polite and I says come on in yall. They mention I'm visibly drunk and I mention I'm in my home and they're cool about it
>explain the whole situation to all of them standing in my kitchen, two cops kinda poke around and look at photos on wall
>theyre super cool, they run my ID, apologize for bugging me and wish me luck finding cat
>soon as they leave I turn around and realize we had left a bag out, and there were three lines already cut up on the kitchen table from before our fight
>I had been leaning against the table not realizing because drunk and high
>if I had taken the TINIEST STEP left or right 4 coppers would've had me with a little over an eight ball, Xanax, and a bottle of percocets
>cat walks out from under the couch and looks at me
>meows
>mfw

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illest get of all time

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>decide to try OxyContin
>meet guy on 420chan who wants to try to
>We find some, do it together heaps, become best friends
>Both end up addicted to heroin
>I move away and get clean
>He died last year of intentional overdose

lol

thanks cool drug dad

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>be me
>Drug dealer selling weed and crack
>Started snorting Oxy at like 20
>25 made some real career moves, still on Oxy smoking crack
>28 straight laced GF leaves me
>Heartbroken crackhead, pot head heroin fiend
>Go to St Louis get carjacked. Take a break from dealing
>29 got the good.heroin hook up black girlfriend, working.on new car
>Local G's got.my.back
whatsgoodwhiteboi.txt
>Gonna save up.money and dial it.down to.smoking.pot and get back to my real career
>No felonies
>Just a little bloodshed
>Whoop dat trick get it

Also Ive been dead five times from when the bad fenny was on the street
4get Jesus, Narcan saves

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FUCKKKKKKKCK

CHECK. THAT. SHIT.

It's idiots like you that make it necessary to keep abortion legal.

>be me
>drink alone
>go to a porn store
>talk with the owner for a while, get along with her very well
>invites me to her place
>whythefucknot.svg
>at her place, she gives me a glass of wine
>drink, pass out
>wake up in her bathtub naked, covered in some liquid while she is trying to light a match
>run the fuck outta there outside
>neighbours call cops on me (because I'm a hysterical naked guy outside their home)
>cops come, explain to them the situation
>they go upstairs to get the woman
>they take her out

After this I've never taken anything from a stranger again.

And yes, I know, I was stupid as fuck.

Pic related, she kinda looked like her (not a midget though, obviously).

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Pull your shit together, man

Oh dont worry Im.back. only the good shit from now on. Never wake up in the ambulance anymore

>>they take her out
Like, shot her? Out to dinner?

They saw it. Their reasons for being there would not stand up in court if they had arrested you. So they didn't.

English isn't my native language. They took her to the police vehicle and left.

Stop messing with H completely.

I stayed up for 5 days eating adderall, injecting hydromorphone and smoking crack (i wish i was joking).
In the end i got so paranoid i hopped in my truck. Eventually i sketched so bad i drove myself to the police station because i thought someone was after me.
Did 10 days in the psych ward

>police vehicle
In Fargo, North Dakota these are called Prowlers.

>adderall
Where do you get your supply?

bump

Bingo! user is correct. Pigs don't care about your stash and if they do they just take it without charging you, so they don't t have to.log it into evidence. so they can get high

>be me
>just turned 18
>friends text me that they just got some dankass butthash
>ask them wtf that is
>they tell me that it’s the drug of real men and that it quote “gets you high as shit nigger”
They also told me that when it’s some really potent one it “gets you high as shit nigger as fuck”
>ok.png
>go to their places
>they give me the run down on the whole jargon
>you “poopsmoke” it
I said i wanted to smoke some and they beat the fuck outta me
>they force me to poopsmoke a huge bowl for my first time
>i’m high as shit nigger as fuck, as fuck
>like literally the highest i’ve ever been in my life
>we go to Mickey D’s
>while waiting for our stuff, some faggot drops his glass bowl on the floor and it kinda rattles and shit
>my friends start laughing at him
>he cuts himself and leaves blood on counter from when he grabbed his milkshake
>i’m still high as shit nigger as fuck but can’t laugh
>my friends turn around and tell me how much of a faggot that guy was because he smokes weed
>they keep saying that real men only poopsmoke butthash and that only faggots and pussies smoke weed
>ness_okay.avi
>noped out of there and walked back home still high as shit nigger as fuck
Man, never again will i ever fucking poopsmoke butthash
I haven’t spoke to my friends since then and it’s been 2 years

Someday soon.

Am boat pig, though not career pig. If I see drugs, I'll just tell you to throw them overboard tbh, if you're healthy and safe I don't want to deal with that.

>>grass is dancing like desert land on Mario 3. Can hear the music.
lmao

This just happened recently and I absolutely have no regrets whatsoever. Best one-of-a-kind experience that I'll never forget.

>be me
>one of my friends wants to hang out with me for a little bit, so I agree to meet up with them to do so
>has a fresh bag of a quarter ounce of some strong ass weed
>didn't realize how strong it actually was, but the smell of it was amazing. not too sweet, not too stinky either
> he rolls up a nice fat joint so that we can share it, after we had some pizza slices
>he takes the first few hits, then I do
>after literally only 3 hits, I feel amazing and better than ever before
>holyshitifeelsogoodrightnow.gif
>we keep taking more hits, passing the joint back and forth to each other, and I finish it off with the last hit
>at this point, the back of my neck and my arms and legs feel warm, and my legs won't stop shaking
>all the while I'm smiling like a total goofball who just won the lottery or some shit
>keeps telling him that this is the highest that I've ever felt, and that I wanted this to last forever
>I start to feel a bit jittery all over, not just in my legs anymore, so I keep shifting around constantly in the car seat
>then, the auditory hallucinations starts to kick in, and I start to play random songs in my head. (the best way to describe it, is as if there's a bluetooth radio playing my Spotify, except it's just in my head. and yes I do actually enjoy this a lot tbh lol)
>meanwhile my friend is just chillin and he isn't as high as I am, since his tolerance is a lot higher than of my own
>after about a half hour or so I'm still feeling sky high, and he drops me off to where I needed to be
>iwantthistolastforever.gif
>feelingsogood.webm

They're called that other places too.

lol this is exactly like my butthash trip

This is a good one

your cousin ratted you in to your dad, and you then took mushrooms with him/her?

sorry, but why the fuck?

Not much of a story but here's me turning 18 on Friday
>go out to eat with parents and girlfriend
>have a heineken from the tap
>feels good drinking legally
>have our food
>me and girlfriend leave early because parents are finishing their drinks
>go to grocery store
>buy case of beer and cigs
>fuck i feel old.png
>get home and my family is already there
>everybody laughs when i walk in with a case
>eventually parents leave somewhere for the night and sister stays home
>crack open beer and listen to operation ivy
>play wisest wizard
>fast forward
>some 10 beers in i talk to my sister about random shit while my girlfriend is passed out in my room
>probably seemed like an idiot but whatever it was fun
>fast forward again
>finishing 14th beer
>one off from achieving wizard status
>themomentovebeenwaitingfor.gif
>wake girlfriend up to experience historical moment
>tape the last one on top, take a picture and have a celebratory smoke
>next morning
>i have no idea if i drank the fifteenth or not, the can just disappeared from the staff
>gf tells me she found me passed out on the bathroom floor with my ass out
Good time

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Lol why did that make you paranoid. I love talking to holy men high or not. I once went to a Buddhist temple while coming down from shrooms at like 6am. Only monk I saw awake was so nice. Came out of nowhere, sat down, and meditated with me for like 30 min. Then we talked for hours right through service and group meditations.

Growing up my best friends family just didn’t give a fuck. We smoked weed and did pills out in the open and so did his parents and siblings. We liked different stuff but everyone loved ecstasy it was always around. I was the only one left awake and was wandering around the house when I went into his little sisters room she was naked and rolling hard. She was kinda awake but in and out sucking on her pacifier. I was also fucked up and horny and wondered if she would suck my dick like the pacifier. So I pulled it out of her mouth and put my limp dick on her lips. She sucked it right and gave me those slowly rythmic lips loving suck. I came in her mouth and she swallowed and kept sucking. I left my dick in her mouth long enough to cum two more times. I did this as often as possible until she turned 12 and we started fucking. Got her pregnant twice. One abortion, one son. I don’t see either of them very often anymore.

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kill yourself faggot op's a pretty based dude so far

I posted the story, ty for feedback what is a boat pig? Do cruise liners have cops on them?

The have rent-a-cop security and a brig so close enough.

Your mothers must all be so proud

My mother died in her sleep

Man this happened the other night with my gf. We did some lines of the best shit ive ever had. Couldnt get hard to save my life. She was horny as fuck too. Feels bad

screencap Yea Forumsoys

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