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Shoplifting General

I love stealing from supermarkets, the best way to do it it's to enter the place with a bag of your own and proceed to take small but expensive stuff, after you've got enough you get something big like paper rolls or a lot of milk, when you're paying just pass the big stuff and steal the rest!!!!! fuck you J&B¡¡¡

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you're coming with me

Your fortune: Good Luck

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Alright I'll meet you there bring your peace offering though

they put beepers on small but valuable things...

cud u stop dat fren
u c, alot ob peoplel get hurte bcuz ob ur r*de actons
da employees, da managres, da customres

don't b a meanie ann stop stealey

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suck my cock dude

lol
you have severe mental problems

Pls dond b rud to dormi posder :(( they r rite! Stealey is meany! It is illegal 2 and id iz morally rong!

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the law is gay

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

stealing from megacorporations is cool and rad

>illegal
>morally wrong
Yikes!

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yea i'll side with doremiposter on this 1 shoplifters undermine le social contract and umm are communists. this one guy i knew tried to walk out with 15 milky ways without paying

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yes
I'm not talking about electric stuff, I mean like expensive candy, expensive jam and such, and if they are pinned you and easily get it off
shut up you dummy, but it's okay, you keep living out of wageslaving or exploiting your parents, while I have a good time 8)

shut the frick up putin

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be-y r*de is nod da anser towrads lyf, id's ann bury uncoole
try tto b a bttr person, 1 niece a daii
k frens?

tamks ffor dem fighty wordse fren
hoep u hab a goo nite

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bourgeois hegemony is rude ever think about that?

cringe, being nice and watching doremy is the utter blue pill, keep living in your fantasy, but remember, when your parents die nobody else will support you and you'll starve to death

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yea u better appreciate this bitch

he actually supports his parent with his job so i have to give him that

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Doesn't mean they went die

you're not even talking to saeed you're talking to some new polish guy

it boggles the mind how a person like this can actually exist

I stole one of Hoover dam’s towers

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wait rlly wtf????

uhh well ig uess that explains the new filenames

umm huh well this is a thing i guess yikes

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Tip #23
instead of wasting your time stealing smol fry in a supermarket which is prob. under surveillance you can simply wait in front of it and steal the bike of the guy who's too naive or too much in a rush to lock it

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>Steal the bike
>Mossad psyop agent
Don't respond just log off and go to bed

god dam

i always steal a red bull when on the market

what do you think of communism?

I moved it to a secret location within this mountain range

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Communist dubs checked

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thanks for checking.
thought op might be a communist because of his blatant disregard for the law and common civility

the law is gay and civility is redarded

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

yeah fucf markets