Alright Yea Forums, you can have anything you want in the entire world, but you have to shit it out first...

Alright Yea Forums, you can have anything you want in the entire world, but you have to shit it out first. What are you wishing for?

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Always wanted to have a firetruck.

$1billion in diamonds

i hear they don't get very good gas mileage tho tbh

Reality is often disappointing.

i want my dad to come back

gives having your dad inside you a whole new meaning

A usb with 1b usd worth of btc on it

A katana

based

damn

A prostate orgasm.

That's all I want.

Been trying for 7years with no success.

I'll take one for western civilization -- the entire library of alexandria

I see what you did there. Kek


Checked. Could you fucking imagine tho? Taking the biggest most stressful shit ever only to turn around to look at it.
D-dad?
Son!
Dad!!
Son!!
*Role credits as dad stands up in the toilet still covered in piss shit and bits of intestine. Embrace for heartfelt hug.

Gonna need 2 towels for this one

Win?

$1 billion can probably buy me a new anus

Crystal mdma. Then shove it right back up

Lol inb4 you crash the market making them worthless

senko san

I can just slowly buy prepaid visa cards, open up a couple of massage parlors and then live off that

feces

........good news!

It would take a crane to get that out

a cadillac

A pony

need waifu pls

hot

A few kilos of gold pellets (same size and shape as those small airsoft balls)

some really badass spike-covered armor

Spaghetti

Imagine getting rich of BTC and then also fucking over every other remaining BTC investor. Win/win

Turds made of gold. Easy solution. Melt them down which kills bacteria, then I'll use them to trade for whatever i wanted.