CIV THREAD

They find 3 packs of minute rice

The chest contains the Supreme gentleman's manifesto which will be adopted as the village's constitution

Inside they find an Indian man taking a poo

Reroll

A single apple

It contains a book which teaches them how to build small boats for the river

A pistol

Reroll

rolling for this

>a book teaching them how to fish

rolling for them finding a seed to plant a penis tree

It contains the plans for the Metal Gear

Everyone in the village commits suicide

A book teaching them how to read

Rerolling

a boat so they can sail away

A flood wipes out the village and everyone dies

A checkers board with pieces and they start playing checkers.

They just find a nuke that's timed so that if the chest is opened it explodes

Reroll

a book teaching them how to fish

have two of them wade across the river to the northwest and see whats up there. (I said wade, not swim, niggers cant swim)

Rolling

inside they find highly radioactive isotopes

Reroll

Treasure chest contains 3 metal coat hangers for the village abortion doctor to abort all the niglets formed by the orgy.

An axe

3 copies of backdoor whores 3 on vhs

The villagers get AIDs and die

>AIDs
retard

Rolling for this

chris chan moves to village

Re roll

faggot

Welp, congrats on rerolling him that didnt last long

looks like they find a retard in the chest

Rolling

they find a qur'an and they proceed to spread peace and tolerance to everyone who survives their righteous fury

they find some lolicon doujin that teaches them how to build fishing boats and any equipment that fishing boats would need

Meteor strikes and kills everyone.

cut down all trees

They open the chest to find a retard full o' AIDs. They keep the retard in a cage and use his jizz to poison the tips of the spears they chuck.

rolling myself, cuz almost quad city djs

They open the chest and find a retard that seems to be suffering some sort of illness, the villagers are puzzled as to why he was sealed away and consider that maybe it was a mistake by digging him up and releasing him. Another man also arrives at the village from the south who goes by the name Chris Chan, he claims that he is a traveler seeking refuge after his village was pillaged, and the villagers let him join. Dubs decide what happens to the retard with AIDS and what Chris Chan does. Fuck captcha

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build a bridge and annex the other side of the river

So Chris Chan lives here now

chris chan sucks the aids dudes dick and dies. villagers toss his fat ass into the river and all the fish die

Burn everything down

Chris Chan is feeling very curious and wants to see what it feels like to have aids so the village has another orgy. The sex gods see it as a sacrifice and cure the whole village.

The now aids free village sends an expedition to the southern part of the map

Test if river water is good to drink by using retard and basend on result build a well.

rololoo

A large horde of angry black from come from across the river, they plunder the village and rape Chris Chan and one of the pregnant villagers, The man with aids was raped by them before hand the virus is spread to Chris Chan.

a wall is built around the village to keep retards and aids infected fish out

reroll

Its Ragnarök.
Every Turn an Asteroid Hits an random Spot on the map and destroys 24x24 pixels

This

Explore and rape everything what they found.

trips op

Rolling

rolling

Those numbers though

Chris Chan goes crazy and goes on a rampage. He tells the villagers he knows how to cure the man and gets down and sucks the diseased man's penis afterwards he gets up and tries to set all the houses on fire but only succeeds in setting the village hall on fire before he is subdued by the villagers. Chris Chan then dies whilst subdued and the village toss him into the river, but the fish seem to die consequently.

Amazingly, it seems like the diseased man was actually cured by Chris Chan. It turns out he sacrificed himself to suck all of the AIDS out of the diseased man and took them all into himself, then tried to burn the village houses down so that he could fulfill his pyromaniac urge before he dies. The village will remember his bravery.

All the fish in the river also died but the village is unsure of whether they are safe to eat.
These will happen next

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Male villagers hunt for food, gather Wood and explore. Rebuild Village and plant crops.

this

Reroll

Reroll Part two

The villagers find a note in Chris Chan's pocket (of course they're looting dead bodies here). It's an ancient recipe for a potion that can remove the curse of Ragnarok, but to make it you need dead aids fish and a rare shit flower that can be found in the southern part of the map. The village prepares to send an expedition to the southern part of the map

Reroll the mobile Part three

Reroll the *movie

Goddammit

villagers shake the palms in search of coconuts

this

For fucks sake

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The village decides to build a wall around the village but has to cut down many of the trees in order to get the materials for it, though thanks to building the wall the village also managed to scout out more of their surroundings. The time of Ragnarök has begun and the first asteroid lands. The females of the village give birth. One gives birth to a little girl and the other gives birth to two boys, though the kids will not be of any help until they have grown a bit older.

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Bored females look into the Sky and Develop astronomy and Start observing space. They find Out Aliens are behind Ragnarök.

Celebration time! Every Male villagers rapes the Girl, and cums inside of females. They got preggo again.

This

Send one man to scout asteroid. If safe all men mine the asteroid for resources.

After building them selves in, the small tribe needs to find some food. Every week the tribe votes for someone to go out

Roll for this and rebuilt village

rolling for this

All the men rape the little girl

Check em

A brain worm illness breaks out called Espodla which causes everyone to gradually lose their mind, a new villager called Carl Leismark discovers the village, he is infested with the illness but nobody is aware, Espodla is an airborne illness.

reroll

roll

The villagers find an ancient tablet in the river dictating basic chemistry procedures and basic hygiene and health.

Reroll

Reroll

A small group of new individuals discover the camp.

Reroll

A wild Herd antibiotic and anti brainworm Milk cows appears. The villagers capture Thema aus lifestock

Oldest guy in the village fucks the baby girl and commits seppuku.

This

The British land on the island to expand there empire

This but they destroy it because they're barbarians

The village discovered a tribe of people across the river to the northwest/west, full of darker-skinned people. (expand the map 450px to the left and 150px up)

Reroll

>brown

No one expect the spanish Inquisition

Reroll

Roll

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I smell slavery

Reroll

Rollerino

Next door civilization comes in with horses and fire-arms to conquer a potential economic trade area

Enslave and neuter nignogs

Chris Chan's body flows back onto the riverbed of the village and villagers investigate. While looking at his body they notice a strange note now hanging out of his pocket. They investigate the note to find that it is made of cloth, so it had no problem surviving the water. While most of the writing on the note is in a language that the villagers cannot understand, they decipher what the images mean and find out a recipe for a ritual that might be able to stop the asteroids falling. As a way to celebrate their findings, the villagers all have another orgy and impregnate the two adult women and rape the little girl, giving in to their urges. Another asteroid falls down and the villagers prepare to gather the resources for the recipe.

The village decides they want to honor Chris Chan's body somehow but they do not know what they should do.

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They villagers play a round of limp biscuit but instead of a biscuit they use Chris Chan's dead body, honoring his legacy

The village honor chris chan by making a giant mlp doll and they also sacrifice a couple

AYYY LMAOS COMEDOWN AND GIVE THEM A CLONE ARMY

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Enslave nignogs, neuter Them, and build a Chris Chan Statue Out of the chopped dicks.

REROLL

this

REROLLING

While examining Chris Chans body they hear noises outside the wall, they peek out and see men in red coats. Its the British, they landed on the island to expand there empire

REROLLING RE

This

Re roller

ROLLLLLLING

winner

This

This but with Forced mix breeding! And indoctrination of the church of the hairy earthworm!

>Underrated

Re-rolling

Rebuild Hall, build Houses and agriculture

This

Villagers break open the asteroid and find a maleable liquid metal inside of it that can be used for forging tools and weapons

Re-reroll

Op has a lot to do gamers chill out with the roles lmao Read Faggots

Rolls*

The dubs on trips, what does it meeean

wait for op before rerolling, he's got alot on his hands.

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Ragnarök intensifies

THis

Eat it.

Oldest man in the village fucks the little girl one last time and then, being sick of all the chaos he has had to endure and that would be sure to come, he commits seppuku using a branch from a tree as he falls into the river. The villagers commence their expedition, and a strange man arrives at the north village gate.

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A gay fish-frogman steps outside of the nearby river, clearly bothered by the calamity unleashed on the earth. He has a robe mostly covering his body, the fact that his face was slightly visible gave away this being's inhuman origins. The villagers attempt to hide from the being of the sea, only to be beckond by the gay fish-frog wizard. He claims to the villagers that he has an ancient verse and dance that can soothe the earth of it's disease and destruction plaguing the populace. The villagers listened to the sage's words. "Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

It rains spaghetti

OP IS STILL UPDATING SHIT EVERYONE CALM DOWN

Op, not trying to rush, but please make sure you get this in.

Thermonuclear Armageddon. The village isn't important enough for a direct hit, but it is bathed in a cleansing dose of radioactive fallout. Everyone is mutants now.

Villager stumbles upon an iron mine

Roll

Reroll, they enter the iron age

This is OP, I just found out there's a maggot infestation in my house. Might be a delay in new turns. Trying to find where they're coming from

fuck yeah

its the fucking BRAIN WORMS

Dubs confirm that the maggot infestation has also affected the village

roll

Bruh PICS NOW OP GIVE PICS

FUCK THE THREAD SHOW US

Gaaaaaaay

FUCK THE THREAD SHOW US SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

OP here, from my phone. Here is one climbing up my wall. Feels bad being an aussiefag. Working on new turn now.

You dint post the pic bro

i don't see it. where is it?

hey! there is no time for real life things, come back!

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Fucking forgot to post pic

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Wtf happened here, did you smear vaseline on the lens?

that could be a booger for all i know. shit quality.

rollando

Bruh

thanks or this thread felt good seeing something other than porn and yellow good luck with your maggots my Yea Forumsrother

The village completes the potion and stops Ragnarök (I included the asteroid that should've fallen last turn). People from another tribe come and investigate the asteroid, and the brain worm invested villager sees the nig nogs and proceeds to head towards them. To honor Chris Chan, the village creates a giant MLP doll. They also sacrifice a couple of trees.

For fucks sake, here's the image. Fuck this goddamn captcha

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what the fuck is that? a llama? whatever it is, tame it

Brain worm dude crosses the river and infects 2 of the nig nogs and the last one runs back to his village

rolled

Frodo wanders in with sam and smeagle. smeagle fucks any non-pregnant female getting them pregnant. Frodo puts the ring on his dick and swings it around chanting "one ring to.." replacing any verb with "fuck", he rapidly passes out from excess blood to his cock.. noone can find him because hes invisible

An enemy neighboring tribe approaches

Enslave nig nogs

roll

OP WHERE IS THE CLONE ARMY

Roll

Teach horse looking creature to attack all black people on sight.

Roll

This sounds good

Roll

Gay fish-frogman comes out of the nearby river and jumps over the village wall. After the stuff that the user mentioned happened, the villagers dance in the hope that it will cleanse the land. Dubs decide what happens next with fish-frogman.
Next turn, I think I've fucked up the order of things but I'll get it back on track after this. Horse looking creature is the MLP doll made to honor Chris Chan, whose body they dumped back in the river.

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Asteroids have immense amounts of rare minerals. Begin building paths away from town to sell and trade minerals.

Carve a tree down into spears. Chuck one over at the nig nogs

The worm infested villager manages to enslave the nig nogs. They'll be working on the village's new plantation

2 villages battle in the woods turning the area into a waste land

Gay fish frogman is greatly thanked, and invited to a fancy roast. The villagers roast the gay fishfrogman cause there's no godamn chick-fil-a on this godforsaken foodless island.
But the smells summon something
>Woat!!
What's that?
>Wooaat!!
It's manbearpig!

A group of niggers raid tue village and destroy alot of it

I like your gay fishfrogman btw. Fancy graphics/10

Reroll

It rains spaghetti

How's the maggot infestation going OP

roll, this one is nice

caches of futuristic weaponry drop from the sky

The villagers decide to set up a gladiator fight with they're strongest warriors the winners get 5 slaves our village wins and they make a rice plantation

A gigantic log of shit out of Andys asshole slides across the village, covering everything in steamie creaminess.

meteor destroys the planet the civ is on and the thread ends

The village sets up gladiator fights

Rolling for this, but only if the fight is to the death

roll

:(

It is

Roll

Winrars so far

This but it's not gonna be a rice plantation. I prefer potatoes

It rains dicks

Ok

Rolling for Andy's log misses the villiage but there is now a river of steamy cream down the left side of the map

rice is for nippons reroll for potatoe

The village goes into a civil war

Little villagers grow up in adult villagers. Preggo females give birth to a baby boy and baby girl each. Brain worms are cleansed from the land thanks to gay fish-frogman. Seeing the crazy villager outside acting normal, they decide to talk to him and he tells them about the nignogs across the river fucking with the asteroid. Upon going outside and seeing the nignogs for themselves they decide to let the once crazy villager join the village as they discuss what to do about the nignogs.

As all the villagers are discussing what to do about the nignogs, ayy lmaos come down to greet them and offer them a clone army to help conquer the nignogs. Though, the clone army is unable to breed and lack genitalia. They do not clone the women or the children of the village. The ayy lmaos tell them this is a reward to surviving the test of Ragnarök.

The villagers prepare to enslave the nignogs across the river.

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nuke entire place

Reroll

They burn the mlp doll, which brings chris chan back to life. Chris chan leaves and will return later with a few young females

The clone army is so high tech the village becomes a teyp 3 civilization

Send in the army and have them kill everyone

Rice is extremely packed with nutrients for it's size and very versatile in cooking and we should be so lucky to attract a slant eyed nippon who can further our tech while those hungry bonobos across the river are looking to live off our goodwill

Based Af

They rape the ayylmaos

Donald Trump comes to visit, admires the wall, grabs a few female villagers by the pussy but an angry mob of nig nog slaves tramples him to death

open portal to retard dimension, send em all thru

one of them goes insane and starts a cult

Fire ICBMs to the village

Reroll

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Nazis That Escaped to Antarctica During WW2 Have finally developed inter dimensional Travel They then come to this universe and Conquer the Nogs setting Up an Aryan Society On top of the Nog Village

Put enslaved nignogs to work mining the asteroids for resources. Breed them for larger workforce.

Find a similar tribe, kill nignogs, then take over other tribe by claiming ascension from "god" or some shit.

Roll

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ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

FUCK ROLL AGAIN

Epic Time

ROLLLL

Nigga we already got it Gang gang

Same guy as this and also my first (second now you cunts) post on Yea Forums, After finding the tribes they assimilate them, turn them into war slaves and send them ton conqueror other tribes and once they've buily up a large enough forced of niggers, sorry, nignogs, they take over the world, learn Technology and rape the ayy lmaos.

They find a double sided pink dildo.
Gotta keep the girl's morale high boys. ;)

reroll for this newfag

The tribe, with the help of the ayyyys, march across the river and enslave the nig nogs. They find a massive deposit of stone and force the nig nogs to quarry the stone and erect a massive monument to Kek.

upvoted

this isn't reddit, newfag

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based god descends from heaven to play rap music and work ningnos into a frenzy

reported

Ayy lmaos disappear. Villagers are wary of the clones and the ayy lmaos because they came out of literally fucking nowhere and seem to be the ones behind the massive asteroids falling. The adult male villagers go out along with the clones and try to cross the river, one villager and one clone drown because they don't know how to swim properly. When the reach the other side and go after the nignogs camping, the nignogs try to run away. Due to their nignog genes, 2 of them manage to escape but one of them is captured by the villagers. All of the villagers and clones that set out and the now enslaved nignog manage to successfully cross back to the village. The enslaved nignog is given to the worm brain dude as a reward for telling them about the nignogs.

The village invite the gay fish-frogman to a feast. Confused because of the village's near non-existant food supply with the exception of tree fruits, the fish-frogman accepts anyway. However, the village backstab the gay fishfrogman and roast him instead, eating him.

The smell of the roast brings manbearpig out of the north-west wilderness. The dead aids fish have also been confirmed to have finally all cleared out of the river.

Due to Chris Chan setting their shit on fire, they figured out what fire was and how to use it, thus allowing them to have this roast. Chris Chan had once again blessed them with his knowledge.

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^^ I'll get better hopefully lol, but fuck, looking back I agree with you, being drunk ruins your decision making skills

Op you're so out of order lmao Still a good thread tho

roll

bump

Fucking kek
Best thread all day, but sorry I gotta go drink

I claim this dub a bunch of beaners and sand niggers from the indain village stealled everyones jobs

Build me a house further downstream with a watermill to grind wheat into flour. Also I grow wheat

Newfag from earlier, Manbearpig kills all but a male and female villager and tells them to reproduce (adam and eve) thus begins the beginning of Christianity

MBP crosses river and settles in cave to the north east which has the only source of metal

3 young villagers set off to live in the woods south west to become the best sword men in the world even if they haft to use cursed swords or sell they're souls or kill the entire village

They form a sport called football and name their team the packers

Check out those yellow lines at then bottom there

Roll

Everybody rapes the little girl

BUMP

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Nazis that escaped to Antarctica during WW2 have finally developed inter-dimensional travel and come to this universe and conquer the nignogs's village. Their aryan society will soon develop. Though, the aryans are highly advanced and are highly knowledgeable, they have one major flaw - they have no more aryan women whom they can breed with.

Also I forgot to mention it earlier, but our villagers were unfortunately not able to build a statue of Chris Chan out of the one negro's chopped off dick that they obtained.

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Check out the cave

Have another orgy, women are a valuable resource that we should be using. Also keeps morale high.

Do both

Bump so thread doesnt die and OP can actually do it

Bump

Bump a group of gay hookers with stds set up shop in the desert